Ask an Old Apist

Old Ape Face · May 20th, 2011, 06:41 PM

Yeah didn't feel like finding my old ask thread so I made a new one.

Not expecting this to last long though... but I'll give it a shot.

superplough · May 20th, 2011, 06:44 PM

Why are you people all so lazy. Seriously how hard is it to click the next page button a few times.

Old Ape Face · May 20th, 2011, 06:49 PM

Quite hard actually...

And besides, the thread title "Ask..." is kind of lame to begin with.

Reven · May 20th, 2011, 06:49 PM

Why so glum Ape Face?

Old Ape Face · May 20th, 2011, 07:06 PM

Because I'm just a loner who's trying to open up to the world and I'm tired of being like everyone else.

Nami · May 20th, 2011, 11:08 PM

What skill do you want to learn and be excel at?

ThePhillyFlash · May 21st, 2011, 01:10 AM

Yo, OAF! Did you know that when you abbreviate Old Ape Face, you get OAF?

Old Ape Face · May 21st, 2011, 05:43 AM

Nami: Being good at guitar would be awesome.

Philly: yeah I did actually.

Dr. Ezra · May 21st, 2011, 07:26 AM

Why didn't you just use the search feature? Takes 2 seconds.

Old Ape Face · May 21st, 2011, 09:20 AM

Because I would have to owe more time to my master.

Reven · May 21st, 2011, 09:22 AM

Who is your master??

Old Ape Face · May 21st, 2011, 09:26 AM

Those god damn hippies, they're always asking for my weed and ****...

Oh uh, Charlee Sheen.

Dr. Ezra · May 21st, 2011, 09:37 AM

Do you regret making a title that appears to say "Ask an Old Rapist" at first glance?

Old Ape Face · May 21st, 2011, 09:42 AM

Well that was the point of the title, so no I can't say I do.

What? You mean I can't have a little fun on an inside joke about my username?

*reads the rule book* Ah ****, it's right there on page 34 section 25B,

"Thou shalt not have fun with user name, as it will make people think he is too crazy and we don't like that."

goddessofanime · May 21st, 2011, 04:37 PM

Is that Layne Staley as your avatar?

May 20th, 2011, 06:41 PM	#1
Old Ape Face I'm a Sexy Atheist Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In the back of my mind where you can't see. Posts: 18,476 Blog Entries: 13	Ask an Old Apist Yeah didn't feel like finding my old ask thread so I made a new one. Not expecting this to last long though... but I'll give it a shot. __________________ Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die Well... I... Don't wanna be a Sailor Momma, I don't wanna fly Well... I... Don't wanna be a Failure Momma, I don't wanna cry Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die

May 20th, 2011, 06:44 PM	#2
superplough Zenkai Power Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 16,214 Blog Entries: 50	Why are you people all so lazy. Seriously how hard is it to click the next page button a few times. __________________ http://myanimelist.net/animelist/superplough

May 20th, 2011, 06:49 PM	#3
Old Ape Face I'm a Sexy Atheist Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In the back of my mind where you can't see. Posts: 18,476 Blog Entries: 13	Quite hard actually... And besides, the thread title "Ask..." is kind of lame to begin with. __________________ Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die Well... I... Don't wanna be a Sailor Momma, I don't wanna fly Well... I... Don't wanna be a Failure Momma, I don't wanna cry Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die

May 20th, 2011, 06:49 PM	#4
Reven The Smoking Gun Join Date: May 2010 Location: Nirvana Posts: 5,744 Blog Entries: 8	Why so glum Ape Face? __________________ "Here I Wander Empty Hearted, Looked Up Into The Cloudy Skies As I Appeared And Departed. In Flashes I Came And Went As Fast As Lightning, Now I Vanish As I Am All But Part Of The Past At Long Last."

May 20th, 2011, 07:06 PM	#5
Old Ape Face I'm a Sexy Atheist Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In the back of my mind where you can't see. Posts: 18,476 Blog Entries: 13	Because I'm just a loner who's trying to open up to the world and I'm tired of being like everyone else. __________________ Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die Well... I... Don't wanna be a Sailor Momma, I don't wanna fly Well... I... Don't wanna be a Failure Momma, I don't wanna cry Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die

May 20th, 2011, 11:08 PM	#6
Nami You actually trust me? Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Just a little tiny spot in the universe Posts: 843 Blog Entries: 8	What skill do you want to learn and be excel at?

May 21st, 2011, 01:10 AM	#7
ThePhillyFlash Let's eat sweets! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The City of Brotherly & Sisterly Desu! Posts: 10,163	Yo, OAF! Did you know that when you abbreviate Old Ape Face, you get OAF? __________________ "There’s no place like home." ----Dorothy Gale, The Wizard of Oz Avatar: Hinaichigo, Rozen Maiden My Anime List / Pink Lady / Anime watched in 2013: 212 episodes (35 anime: 26 watching, 9 completed)

May 21st, 2011, 05:43 AM	#8
Old Ape Face I'm a Sexy Atheist Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In the back of my mind where you can't see. Posts: 18,476 Blog Entries: 13	Nami: Being good at guitar would be awesome. Philly: yeah I did actually. __________________ Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die Well... I... Don't wanna be a Sailor Momma, I don't wanna fly Well... I... Don't wanna be a Failure Momma, I don't wanna cry Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die

May 21st, 2011, 07:26 AM	#9
Dr. Ezra Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,592	Why didn't you just use the search feature? Takes 2 seconds.

May 21st, 2011, 09:20 AM	#10
Old Ape Face I'm a Sexy Atheist Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In the back of my mind where you can't see. Posts: 18,476 Blog Entries: 13	Because I would have to owe more time to my master. __________________ Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die Well... I... Don't wanna be a Sailor Momma, I don't wanna fly Well... I... Don't wanna be a Failure Momma, I don't wanna cry Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die

May 21st, 2011, 09:22 AM	#11
Reven The Smoking Gun Join Date: May 2010 Location: Nirvana Posts: 5,744 Blog Entries: 8	Who is your master?? __________________ "Here I Wander Empty Hearted, Looked Up Into The Cloudy Skies As I Appeared And Departed. In Flashes I Came And Went As Fast As Lightning, Now I Vanish As I Am All But Part Of The Past At Long Last."

May 21st, 2011, 09:26 AM	#12
Old Ape Face I'm a Sexy Atheist Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In the back of my mind where you can't see. Posts: 18,476 Blog Entries: 13	Those god damn hippies, they're always asking for my weed and ****... Oh uh, Charlee Sheen. __________________ Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die Well... I... Don't wanna be a Sailor Momma, I don't wanna fly Well... I... Don't wanna be a Failure Momma, I don't wanna cry Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die

May 21st, 2011, 09:37 AM	#13
Dr. Ezra Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,592	Do you regret making a title that appears to say "Ask an Old Rapist" at first glance?

May 21st, 2011, 09:42 AM	#14
Old Ape Face I'm a Sexy Atheist Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In the back of my mind where you can't see. Posts: 18,476 Blog Entries: 13	Well that was the point of the title, so no I can't say I do. What? You mean I can't have a little fun on an inside joke about my username? reads the rule book Ah ****, it's right there on page 34 section 25B, "Thou shalt not have fun with user name, as it will make people think he is too crazy and we don't like that." __________________ Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die Well... I... Don't wanna be a Sailor Momma, I don't wanna fly Well... I... Don't wanna be a Failure Momma, I don't wanna cry Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die

May 21st, 2011, 04:37 PM	#15
goddessofanime Back in black Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: BACK ONLINE Posts: 22,010 Blog Entries: 23	Is that Layne Staley as your avatar? __________________ Avatar: Saitou Hajime, Hakuoki version Book blog!http://nogara40.wordpress.com/