Morpheus is not pleased

SapperSix · August 3rd, 2010, 01:37 PM

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Laurence Fishburne's Daughter -- Porn Star

TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment -- explaining, "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape."

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/30/lauren...montana-vivid/

The family resemblance is strong.

Schadenfreude · August 3rd, 2010, 01:40 PM

Red Pill? Blue Pill? I bet he's just hoping she's on a pill.
Also, lol'd @ "At home experience".

The Million Dollar Prons · August 3rd, 2010, 01:42 PM

That chick is HOT. Will be preordering.

Arnold · August 3rd, 2010, 01:43 PM

Of course, paying her dues as an actor, like her father did, is out of the question...

Old Ape Face · August 3rd, 2010, 01:44 PM

Yeah the only reason Kim Kardashian was successful was becuase people got to see her in action.

Tough call to decide if this is a good or bad thing for Laurence though, there's good money in Porn, but I probably still wouldn't want to see my daughter naked either.

And she's going to be another bimbo like Kim huh?

**Bernard_Monsha** · August 3rd, 2010, 01:54 PM

No thanks, I will just stick with shopping Laurence Fishburne's head to Kim Kardashian's body for wank material.

Siendra · August 3rd, 2010, 02:06 PM

Eugh. I'd rather watch Steve Buscemi wack off for an hour than see that... thing with any less than a full body suit on.

katsuya · August 6th, 2010, 04:39 PM

She should wear that.

Nomnomnom · August 6th, 2010, 06:20 PM

yeah, she's not an attractive ho, I don't think i'll be doing much looking at that.

lordakuna · August 6th, 2010, 07:02 PM

How famous is kim? Wow she did a few diet pill adds and was on a cover or two I do not think that is worth doing a "hardcore" sex tape. She is not even close 2 good looking. Ill pass.

ThePhillyFlash · August 7th, 2010, 12:48 AM

UGH! I've seen more attractive girls in anime. If she really wants to break into show business, she could guest star as a corpse on CSI. Lord knows she's halfway towards looking like a stiff!

Alex Decay · August 7th, 2010, 12:54 AM

He should be proud.
Porn is great art.

Kizoku Keenan · August 7th, 2010, 01:43 AM

can just picture Lawrence asking her after a busy day at work... "hey baby girl, did you get any of you're girl friends numbers for me???"

Dalmain · August 7th, 2010, 11:00 AM

Daddy wasn't home growing up I guess. Sad story.

goddessofanime · August 7th, 2010, 11:35 AM

It's pretty sad that rather choosing to study acting or go into modeling where she probaly could get in the door anyway due to her father's name, she chooses to model her career after some girl who's only famous for f**king Brandy's brother and having a big a**.

August 3rd, 2010, 01:40 PM	#2
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August 3rd, 2010, 01:43 PM	#4
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August 3rd, 2010, 01:44 PM	#5
Old Ape Face I'm a Sexy Atheist Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In the back of my mind where you can't see. Posts: 18,505 Blog Entries: 13	Yeah the only reason Kim Kardashian was successful was becuase people got to see her in action. Tough call to decide if this is a good or bad thing for Laurence though, there's good money in Porn, but I probably still wouldn't want to see my daughter naked either. And she's going to be another bimbo like Kim huh? __________________ Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die Well... I... Don't wanna be a Sailor Momma, I don't wanna fly Well... I... Don't wanna be a Failure Momma, I don't wanna cry Well... I... Don't wanna be a Soldier Momma, I don't wanna die Last edited by Old Ape Face; August 3rd, 2010 at 01:46 PM.

August 3rd, 2010, 01:54 PM	#6
Bernard_Monsha Peter Chung defiled my eyes Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Still better than Oliver Stone Posts: 12,582	No thanks, I will just stick with shopping Laurence Fishburne's head to Kim Kardashian's body for wank material. __________________ N = C + {fb (cm) . fb (tc)} + fb (Ts) + fc . ta "When the people are being beaten with a stick, they are not much happier when it's called 'The People's Stick' ." Mikhail Bakunin "A citizen can hardly distinguish between a tax and a fine, except that the fine is generally much lighter." G. K. Chesterton

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ThePhillyFlash Starcrossed shrine maidens Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The City of Brotherly & Sisterly Desu! Posts: 10,182	UGH! I've seen more attractive girls in anime. If she really wants to break into show business, she could guest star as a corpse on CSI. Lord knows she's halfway towards looking like a stiff! __________________ "Back off, man. I’m a scientist." ----Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Avatar: Chikane Himemiya and Himeko Kurusegawa, Kannazuki no Miko My Anime List / Pink Lady / Anime watched in 2013: 212 episodes (35 anime: 26 watching, 9 completed)

August 3rd, 2010, 01:42 PM	#3
The Million Dollar Prons Wild Like a Snorlax Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Mellon Colony of Haruhi Suzumiya. Posts: 13,051 Blog Entries: 17	That chick is HOT. Will be preordering.

August 3rd, 2010, 02:06 PM	#7
Siendra Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,870	Eugh. I'd rather watch Steve Buscemi wack off for an hour than see that... thing with any less than a full body suit on.

August 6th, 2010, 06:20 PM	#9
Nomnomnom Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,764 Blog Entries: 23	yeah, she's not an attractive ho, I don't think i'll be doing much looking at that.

August 6th, 2010, 07:02 PM	#10
lordakuna Registered User Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 703	How famous is kim? Wow she did a few diet pill adds and was on a cover or two I do not think that is worth doing a "hardcore" sex tape. She is not even close 2 good looking. Ill pass.

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Alex Decay Data Extractor Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Neo Earth Posts: 1,605	He should be proud. Porn is great art.

August 7th, 2010, 01:43 AM	#13
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Dalmain Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast U.S.A. Posts: 293	Daddy wasn't home growing up I guess. Sad story.

August 7th, 2010, 11:35 AM	#15
goddessofanime Back in black Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: BACK ONLINE Posts: 22,065 Blog Entries: 23	It's pretty sad that rather choosing to study acting or go into modeling where she probaly could get in the door anyway due to her father's name, she chooses to model her career after some girl who's only famous for fking Brandy's brother and having a big a. __________________ Avatar: Saitou Hajime, Hakuoki version Book blog!http://nogara40.wordpress.com/