Germany being overrun by radioactive boars

SapperSix · August 1st, 2010, 01:55 PM

I for one, welcome are new radioactive boars overlords.

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As Germany's wild boar population has skyrocketed in recent years, so too has the number of animals contaminated by radioactivity left over from the Chernobyl nuclear meltdown. Government payments compensating hunters for lost income due to radioactive boar have quadrupled since 2007.

It's no secret that Germany has a wild boar problem. Stories of marauding pigs hit the headlines with startling regularity: Ten days ago, a wild boar attacked a wheelchair-bound man in a park in Berlin; in early July, a pack of almost two dozen of the animals repeatedly marched into the eastern German town of Eisenach, frightening residents and keeping police busy; and on Friday morning, a German highway was closed for hours after 10 wild boar broke through a fence and waltzed onto the road.

More;
http://www.spiegel.de/international/...709345,00.html

pics;

http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fo...e-49162-2.html

Schadenfreude · August 1st, 2010, 01:59 PM

All hail radioboar.

Old Ape Face · August 1st, 2010, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Chuchuchrain

All hail radioboar.

Sounds like the name of a new Alternative Metal band.

Tom Servo · August 1st, 2010, 02:22 PM

Playing Fallout 3.

**** just got real.

earsofdoom · August 1st, 2010, 02:26 PM

This will be a 4chan meme in 3....2....

**Bernard_Monsha** · August 1st, 2010, 02:32 PM

What a bunch of sissies the Germans have become, time to grab you boar spear Günter and get to work.

Old Ape Face · August 1st, 2010, 02:35 PM

this thread is making me hungry for Bacon and Ham.

Melion · August 1st, 2010, 02:49 PM

S.T.A.L.K.E.R is real!

earsofdoom · August 1st, 2010, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Brannigan

this thread is making me hungry for Bacon and Ham.

You did read the radioactive part right? no amount of heat will get rid of radiation poisening.

Old Ape Face · August 1st, 2010, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by earsofdoom

You did read the radioactive part right? no amount of heat will get rid of radiation poisening.

Mrh no one said these boars are the only ones we can eat.

Jaymz Hetfield · August 1st, 2010, 04:00 PM

I read the title as "Germany being overrun by radioactive bears."

fujyoshi · August 1st, 2010, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Brannigan

Sounds like the name of a new Alternative Metal band.

that I would totally listen to @_@

Leader Desslock · August 1st, 2010, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by earsofdoom

You did read the radioactive part right? no amount of heat will get rid of radiation poisening.

But that just means that these boars are half-microwaved already, dunnit?

Trefellin · August 1st, 2010, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by earsofdoom

You did read the radioactive part right? no amount of heat will get rid of radiation poisening.

You just have to wait... What? 20-40 years. I'm not sure what the exact half-life of a wild boar is.

Schadenfreude · August 1st, 2010, 05:28 PM

Pre-prepared bacon?

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