Kill the person above you

Clayton · June 26th, 2010, 02:45 PM

Here are the rules

1. You come up with the most original. ironic, and funny way possible to kill the person above you. Preferably anime based.

2. You can only kill the person above you. So if you want revenge or to kill someone you particularly don't like, you'd better be fast on the draw.

3. You can not defend yourself in any way. You have to take the kill and then if you want revenge see rule 2. However if you want you can use your impending death to take them with you on your next post. You just can't do anything to prevent your own grisley demise.

So who wants to be the first to kill me?

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Oxygen · June 26th, 2010, 02:49 PM

I will kill you by making you choke with glue

is that even possible ?

Clayton · June 26th, 2010, 02:54 PM

Sure. You can do anything. For example

*Snaps his fingers. Oxygen finds herself 30,000 feet in the air and plummeting to the ground. When she hits the granite, she makes a splash*

Oxygen · June 26th, 2010, 02:58 PM

^ but my eyes aren't green <---- totally fun killer ;P
pour hot oil on Clayton,then a light a match, kick him down from the 20th floor ^___^

Clayton · June 26th, 2010, 03:01 PM

*Stops on the way down to ask directions. Lands on Oxygen as she exits the building killing them both*

Reven · June 26th, 2010, 03:16 PM

I'll just electrocute you and proceed to drill a giant hole through your stomach with well, a giant drill on my arm.

Arnold · June 26th, 2010, 05:18 PM

I'll kill you by charming you to death.

Reven · June 26th, 2010, 06:33 PM

^I'll just strangle you with the telephone cord.

Arnold · June 28th, 2010, 09:56 PM

^ Bonk you to death with my water bottle. Eventually your cranium's gonna give.

Taleen · June 29th, 2010, 04:00 PM

i will ask u what is your favourit scary movie and you know what happen after that

Clayton · June 29th, 2010, 04:13 PM

*Hits a special button that increases the output from a cell phone until ضوء القمر's head pops like an egg*

It's KILL the person above you, not SAY HOW YOU'LL kill them

A Dead Spy · June 29th, 2010, 06:35 PM

Good lord. Clayton discovered PB&G. And true to my luck, my mail-order miniature black hole creator hasn't even arrived yet, let alone exist.

So, I'll just have to go with plan B. Enjoy the last 15 minutes of your life in the pit of man-eating lions while you're strapped to 50 pounds of delicious marinated steak. If you're lucky, one of those lions might even take your virginity before you get eaten in the literal sense.

God speed, Clayfur. You deserve it.

autsiticanime · June 29th, 2010, 06:42 PM

I'll just get Suzaku to fight you, I think you know why...

Arnold · June 29th, 2010, 09:22 PM

That last bite of food you had before? It was full of specially timed and programmed nanobots in it that enter through your bloodstream and latch on to your heart. You'll get a heart attack at some point. Not going to tell you when, because where's the fun in that?

Oh, and trying to remove them will only trigger them.

old hat · June 29th, 2010, 11:19 PM

I have poisoned you with poison waves through your internet connection. They will eventually cause your death. How is uncertain.

June 26th, 2010, 02:45 PM	#1
Clayton Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Behind you. Posts: 3,627	Kill the person above you Here are the rules 1. You come up with the most original. ironic, and funny way possible to kill the person above you. Preferably anime based. 2. You can only kill the person above you. So if you want revenge or to kill someone you particularly don't like, you'd better be fast on the draw. 3. You can not defend yourself in any way. You have to take the kill and then if you want revenge see rule 2. However if you want you can use your impending death to take them with you on your next post. You just can't do anything to prevent your own grisley demise. So who wants to be the first to kill me? [ Last edited by Clayton; June 30th, 2010 at 04:17 PM.

June 26th, 2010, 03:16 PM	#6
Reven The Smoking Gun Join Date: May 2010 Location: Nirvana Posts: 5,744 Blog Entries: 8	I'll just electrocute you and proceed to drill a giant hole through your stomach with well, a giant drill on my arm. __________________ "Here I Wander Empty Hearted, Looked Up Into The Cloudy Skies As I Appeared And Departed. In Flashes I Came And Went As Fast As Lightning, Now I Vanish As I Am All But Part Of The Past At Long Last."

June 26th, 2010, 05:18 PM	#7
Arnold It's raining. Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: The NEW WORLD! Posts: 9,758 Blog Entries: 1	I'll kill you by charming you to death. __________________ "You told me I couldn't kill you, but I'd like to try and prove you wrong! So let's see- how many times is it going to take?" - Roy Mustang, FMA Brotherhood Team CHOPPER! MAL Youtube Anime episodes watched in 2013: 89 (10 anime) Watching: One Piece HunterxHunter Berserk LOGHeroes Kamisama Kiss Chaos;Head

June 26th, 2010, 06:33 PM	#8
Reven The Smoking Gun Join Date: May 2010 Location: Nirvana Posts: 5,744 Blog Entries: 8	^I'll just strangle you with the telephone cord. __________________ "Here I Wander Empty Hearted, Looked Up Into The Cloudy Skies As I Appeared And Departed. In Flashes I Came And Went As Fast As Lightning, Now I Vanish As I Am All But Part Of The Past At Long Last."

June 28th, 2010, 09:56 PM	#9
Arnold It's raining. Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: The NEW WORLD! Posts: 9,758 Blog Entries: 1	^ Bonk you to death with my water bottle. Eventually your cranium's gonna give. __________________ "You told me I couldn't kill you, but I'd like to try and prove you wrong! So let's see- how many times is it going to take?" - Roy Mustang, FMA Brotherhood Team CHOPPER! MAL Youtube Anime episodes watched in 2013: 89 (10 anime) Watching: One Piece HunterxHunter Berserk LOGHeroes Kamisama Kiss Chaos;Head

June 26th, 2010, 02:49 PM	#2
Oxygen Refresh my memory Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the bookstore <3 Posts: 368 Blog Entries: 3	I will kill you by making you choke with glue is that even possible ?

June 26th, 2010, 02:54 PM	#3
Clayton Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Behind you. Posts: 3,627	Sure. You can do anything. For example Snaps his fingers. Oxygen finds herself 30,000 feet in the air and plummeting to the ground. When she hits the granite, she makes a splash

June 26th, 2010, 02:58 PM	#4
Oxygen Refresh my memory Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the bookstore <3 Posts: 368 Blog Entries: 3	^ but my eyes aren't green <---- totally fun killer ;P pour hot oil on Clayton,then a light a match, kick him down from the 20th floor ^___^

June 26th, 2010, 03:01 PM	#5
Clayton Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Behind you. Posts: 3,627	Stops on the way down to ask directions. Lands on Oxygen as she exits the building killing them both

June 29th, 2010, 04:00 PM	#10
Taleen Like Roses~ Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Third rock from Solis! Posts: 3,049 Blog Entries: 13	i will ask u what is your favourit scary movie and you know what happen after that __________________ RainboW It could be seven good things about you ^.^

June 29th, 2010, 04:13 PM	#11
Clayton Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Behind you. Posts: 3,627	Hits a special button that increases the output from a cell phone until ضوء القمر's head pops like an egg It's KILL the person above you, not SAY HOW YOU'LL kill them

June 29th, 2010, 06:35 PM	#12
A Dead Spy Rage-Inducing Troll Princess Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: At the Gala Posts: 2,468 Blog Entries: 47	Good lord. Clayton discovered PB&G. And true to my luck, my mail-order miniature black hole creator hasn't even arrived yet, let alone exist. So, I'll just have to go with plan B. Enjoy the last 15 minutes of your life in the pit of man-eating lions while you're strapped to 50 pounds of delicious marinated steak. If you're lucky, one of those lions might even take your virginity before you get eaten in the literal sense. God speed, Clayfur. You deserve it. __________________ What Not to Post: An Unofficial Guide for Forum Newcomers "I! AM! NOT! A! MORON!" Kubo Tite, Bleach

June 29th, 2010, 06:42 PM	#13
autsiticanime "Who am I? I am Noir." Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 3,336 Blog Entries: 51	I'll just get Suzaku to fight you, I think you know why... __________________ Anime I saw in 2013 blogshttp://animenation.net/forums/blog.php?u=56004 AVATAR: Kirika Yuumura (Noir) My deviantart http://apsm.deviantart.com/ Anime List http://myanimelist.net/animelist/autisticanime "Make a pilgrimage for the past with me.."Kirika Yuumura, Noir.

June 29th, 2010, 09:22 PM	#14
Arnold It's raining. Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: The NEW WORLD! Posts: 9,758 Blog Entries: 1	That last bite of food you had before? It was full of specially timed and programmed nanobots in it that enter through your bloodstream and latch on to your heart. You'll get a heart attack at some point. Not going to tell you when, because where's the fun in that? Oh, and trying to remove them will only trigger them. __________________ "You told me I couldn't kill you, but I'd like to try and prove you wrong! So let's see- how many times is it going to take?" - Roy Mustang, FMA Brotherhood Team CHOPPER! MAL Youtube Anime episodes watched in 2013: 89 (10 anime) Watching: One Piece HunterxHunter Berserk LOGHeroes Kamisama Kiss Chaos;Head

June 29th, 2010, 11:19 PM	#15
old hat Like my cool ride? Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The fairy tale land of Aztlan. Posts: 14,744 Blog Entries: 162	I have poisoned you with poison waves through your internet connection. They will eventually cause your death. How is uncertain. __________________ http://myanimelist.net/animelist/oldhat "I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."-George Mason your=belonging to you. you're=contraction of you are For sake's people this stuff is not complicated.