Cow Seduces Indonesian Man

Trefellin · June 11th, 2010, 02:17 PM

http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/art...Indonesian-man

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An 18-year-old man on Indonesia's resort island of Bali claimed he was seduced by a cow after being caught having sex with the animal.

A neighbour caught Gusti Ngurah Alit in the act on Sunday and immediately reported him to local authorities, village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said.

"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," Legawa said.

On Friday, Alit underwent a cleansing ritual in which he was bathed and the cow was drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

Alit said he did not see a cow but a beautiful young woman. "She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," he said.

He had to pay 2,000 old coins as a traditional punishment while the village chief paid the owner of the cow 5 million rupiah (545 dollars) in compensation.

In his defense, it was a particularly sexy cow.

earsofdoom · June 11th, 2010, 02:19 PM

They drowned the cow in the sea? isn't India pro cow?

Aragami · June 11th, 2010, 02:19 PM

^Cows are holy. Only atheists eat them. THe holy ones must show restraint and not eat this most enjoyable form of meat.

Demon's, man, they impersonate angels, and ... possess cows and it's a common trick succubi use.

The Million Dollar Prons · June 11th, 2010, 02:21 PM

Friggin cow whores showin their ***** to whoever just happens to be walking by

Trefellin · June 11th, 2010, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by earsofdoom

They drowned the cow in the sea? isn't India pro cow?

No, this is Indonesia. They aren't really anti-cow. Just anti-slut-cow.

old hat · June 11th, 2010, 02:26 PM

He was totally asking for it.

Sora N · June 11th, 2010, 02:29 PM

They drowned the cow? However they only cleansed the man and fined him? What the hell? Poor cow! And the cow seduced him?

WTF is wrong with that man?

old hat · June 11th, 2010, 02:32 PM

He's a pervert. That's pretty much it.

KatayokuのTenshi · June 11th, 2010, 02:32 PM

"When questioned the cow did not deny it..."

l0k1 · June 11th, 2010, 02:42 PM

Stupid sexy cows.

Aragami · June 11th, 2010, 04:17 PM

Think of the possibilities http://www.google.com/images?sa=3&q=...=Search+images

Trefellin · June 11th, 2010, 04:23 PM

Hawt.

goddessofanime · June 11th, 2010, 04:46 PM

.....

What now?

fujyoshi · June 11th, 2010, 05:06 PM

now wut o_o

..........

seriously now thats just wrong <,<

grunge · June 11th, 2010, 05:17 PM

wouldn't eat the cow either so they best have drowned it.

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