Corrupt a Wish

Miss Nikki · September 6th, 2008, 10:56 AM

I remember there being a thread like this years ago. I thought it'd be nice to bring it back. The rules are simple and as follows:

1. Someone makes a wish.
2. The next person grants it but corrupts it. Basic geines are tricksters concept.
3. The granter now becomes the wisher and makes a wish.

Example:

Wisher:

I wish I could find my pet cat.

Granter: You find your cat but you find it entangled in the engine of your car.
I wish __________.

I'll began:

I wish I could be a gay man.

Chidori Raikiri · September 6th, 2008, 12:34 PM

You are now a gay man, but have no legs. (amIdoingitright?)

I wish I could fly.

superplough · September 6th, 2008, 02:34 PM

You can fly but you are now a mosquito.

I wish I had some hanamaru flower topped hamburger.

autsiticanime · September 6th, 2008, 05:37 PM

You get a hamburger...made out of Flowers.

I wish I could get a enjoyable job.

RecentMidget · September 6th, 2008, 09:46 PM

You enjoy your job, but the place gets shot up

I wish Reidar would post more often.

The Million Dollar Prons · September 6th, 2008, 09:49 PM

But now he's posting about peace and love and about how you can't hug your children with nculear arms.

I wish the people on AN had more balls.

RecentMidget · September 6th, 2008, 09:55 PM

they have more balls, but they took them from you

I wish I had better internet.

DeathlyMoonGoddess · September 6th, 2008, 10:46 PM

You have better internet, but, after you download pretty much anything, it get's slow again.

I wish a were slightly taller....

Miss Nikki · September 7th, 2008, 12:45 AM

Granted but the rest of the world get's taller too so it doesn't make a difference.

I wish the world was full of gay men.

Chidori Raikiri · September 7th, 2008, 07:29 AM

The world is now full of gay men, but the crab people attack and we have nobody who'll fight back. (taken from this)

I wish I could be immortal.

max payne · September 7th, 2008, 10:38 AM

You're now a statue with consciousness.
(Wow, I don't think anyone's thought of that one before!)

I wish for a million wishes.

Mikosage · September 7th, 2008, 12:43 PM

You now have a million wishes. However, you must give them all to me so I may achieve the inevitability of my domination over the known universe (also you mom is mine now).

I wish gohan would stop buying pointless crap.

Raziel_MGS · September 7th, 2008, 12:49 PM

he does stop buying pointless crap, but becomes depressed all the time and whispers of evil people telling him to cut himself.

I wish skaters would leave my college

Mikosage · September 7th, 2008, 12:54 PM

They leave your college, but then you get a new influx of overly pop-cultured emo kids.

superplough · September 7th, 2008, 12:55 PM

They leave, but they take 90% of the college's funding with them so your cllege becomes a piece of fail that cant teach anything properly, with very few staff and no equipment.

I wish I had a scooter.

September 6th, 2008, 10:56 AM	#1
Miss Nikki Mrs. Old News Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Peeking into your bedroom window. Posts: 3	Corrupt a Wish I remember there being a thread like this years ago. I thought it'd be nice to bring it back. The rules are simple and as follows: 1. Someone makes a wish. 2. The next person grants it but corrupts it. Basic geines are tricksters concept. 3. The granter now becomes the wisher and makes a wish. Example: Wisher: I wish I could find my pet cat. Granter: You find your cat but you find it entangled in the engine of your car. I wish __________. I'll began: I wish I could be a gay man. __________________ I made a choice to be pro-life so why does everyone tell me I'm not pro-choice? Fact 101: People love criticism, just keep it nice and postive! Team Yukari=All Forums Are Belong to Us

September 6th, 2008, 12:34 PM	#2
Chidori Raikiri Zidane Tribal Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 790	You are now a gay man, but have no legs. (amIdoingitright?) I wish I could fly. __________________ Currently reading: Currently playing:

September 6th, 2008, 02:34 PM	#3
superplough Zenkai Power Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 16,245 Blog Entries: 50	You can fly but you are now a mosquito. I wish I had some hanamaru flower topped hamburger. __________________ http://myanimelist.net/animelist/superplough

September 6th, 2008, 05:37 PM	#4
autsiticanime Mysterious Assassin. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 3,307 Blog Entries: 47	You get a hamburger...made out of Flowers. I wish I could get a enjoyable job. __________________ Anime I saw in 2013 blogshttp://animenation.net/forums/blog.php?u=56004 AVATAR: Mireille Bouquet (Noir) My deviantart http://apsm.deviantart.com/ Anime List http://myanimelist.net/animelist/autisticanime "Noir… It is the name of an ancient fate. Two maidens who govern death. To ward the darkness from the nursing babes, their black robes serve as shields."Mireille Bouquet, Noir.

September 6th, 2008, 09:46 PM	#5
RecentMidget Herald of Friendship Join Date: May 2008 Location: WHY HALLOO THAR!!! Posts: 3,710	You enjoy your job, but the place gets shot up I wish Reidar would post more often. __________________ I am my own lord... Of the Land of the Dead!!! Team Yukari=All Forums Are Belong To Us!!!! Join the awesome today!!!

September 6th, 2008, 09:49 PM	#6
The Million Dollar Prons Wild Like a Snorlax Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Mellon Colony of Haruhi Suzumiya. Posts: 13,051 Blog Entries: 17	But now he's posting about peace and love and about how you can't hug your children with nculear arms. I wish the people on AN had more balls.

September 6th, 2008, 09:55 PM	#7
RecentMidget Herald of Friendship Join Date: May 2008 Location: WHY HALLOO THAR!!! Posts: 3,710	they have more balls, but they took them from you I wish I had better internet. __________________ I am my own lord... Of the Land of the Dead!!! Team Yukari=All Forums Are Belong To Us!!!! Join the awesome today!!!

September 6th, 2008, 10:46 PM	#8
DeathlyMoonGoddess JohnLockplz Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wonderland Posts: 773	You have better internet, but, after you download pretty much anything, it get's slow again. I wish a were slightly taller.... __________________ ♥♦DeviantART♣♠ Tumblr ღ I'm done with giving sʞɔnɟ Click To Give Free Mammogram

September 7th, 2008, 12:45 AM	#9
Miss Nikki Mrs. Old News Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Peeking into your bedroom window. Posts: 3	Granted but the rest of the world get's taller too so it doesn't make a difference. I wish the world was full of gay men. __________________ I made a choice to be pro-life so why does everyone tell me I'm not pro-choice? Fact 101: People love criticism, just keep it nice and postive! Team Yukari=All Forums Are Belong to Us

September 7th, 2008, 07:29 AM	#10
Chidori Raikiri Zidane Tribal Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 790	The world is now full of gay men, but the crab people attack and we have nobody who'll fight back. (taken from this) I wish I could be immortal. __________________ Currently reading: Currently playing:

September 7th, 2008, 10:38 AM	#11
max payne Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: The Gatehouse Posts: 1,200	You're now a statue with consciousness. (Wow, I don't think anyone's thought of that one before!) I wish for a million wishes.

September 7th, 2008, 12:43 PM	#12
Mikosage Internet Superstar Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The Seventh Level of Yar Posts: 6,222 Blog Entries: 43	You now have a million wishes. However, you must give them all to me so I may achieve the inevitability of my domination over the known universe (also you mom is mine now). I wish gohan would stop buying pointless crap. __________________ I like my waffles the way I like my women: hot, full of squares... errr... diabetes-inducing... ****, I've got nothing. -A Dead Spy

September 7th, 2008, 12:49 PM	#13
Raziel_MGS The Reborn Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Indiana Posts: 2,276	he does stop buying pointless crap, but becomes depressed all the time and whispers of evil people telling him to cut himself. I wish skaters would leave my college __________________ Xbox-Live Tag: RazielMGS PSN: JonnyGritz

September 7th, 2008, 12:54 PM	#14
Mikosage Internet Superstar Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The Seventh Level of Yar Posts: 6,222 Blog Entries: 43	They leave your college, but then you get a new influx of overly pop-cultured emo kids. __________________ I like my waffles the way I like my women: hot, full of squares... errr... diabetes-inducing... ****, I've got nothing. -A Dead Spy

September 7th, 2008, 12:55 PM	#15
superplough Zenkai Power Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 16,245 Blog Entries: 50	They leave, but they take 90% of the college's funding with them so your cllege becomes a piece of fail that cant teach anything properly, with very few staff and no equipment. I wish I had a scooter. __________________ http://myanimelist.net/animelist/superplough