J.K. Rowling real live witch and illuminati!!

[Old Ape Face]

Originally Posted by GrimJow

what in the world am i reading.

You are reading a very bad time in Animenation history, when Man was enslaved by the Trolls and were forced to live like dogs.

But we beat back the hordes, and claimed victory again at the battle of the furries, we smite them down and took control of the highlands.

I was a POW at the time, they made me watch furry porn and there were no real woman in it. Far too many traps. It got to the point where I had no choice but to conceive a mutual understanding of there ways, and like the traitorous swine I became one of them.

Through the wars, I devised a plot to ruin their plans for victory, I learned how to speak furry, and plotted and schemed my way into their headquarters where I was forced to have sex with their alpha female Sakura.

We yiffed until she gave me some important details about her threat to Haruhi. She tolled me she was going to spam Animenation with furry porn and I **** blocked her.

I managed to escape like the terminator in Salvation, and returned to the humans. They thought I was one of the furry's herd, and locked me out of translation for 2 weeks.

From behind the enemy lines I fed the intelligence through Nutmeg to second in command Bernard Monsha. It was then I realized that, the furry war was just a set up for getting me banned, and I kept myself low.

[Frizler]

good to know

[Shiroiyuki]

Rowling a witch? Nah. She'd be able to magic herself good looking if she was...