"Not this again, Spy."

It was already the night of the competition at Vaikyuko's estate. The stage was set outside, illuminated by hundreds of floating lanterns surrounding it, upon Vai's obsession with the movie Tangled. As the crowd awaited the show's start, the now female ADS was confronted by Ryuuji backstage, her date DazzleKitty behind her.

"I don't see the problem this time, Ryuuji" ADS insisted. "I am leaving all of you out of it, after...

Yes, Kubo Tite's retarded bastard child we call Bleach has received a lot of flack over the years, and with good reason: it sucks. Whether its jump the shark moment was Hueco Mundo or even Aizen showing off his God Mode Sue powers, it's never a good sign when the fanbase decides they could write the manga better than Kubo.

What? Don't think we could do better? Well, tough ****, my friend, because you're gonna have to sit through my barely thought out plans to kill Kubo and rewrite...

It's no secret the Internet can be a scary place— identities get stolen, reputations get ruined, and entire message boards are armed with torches and pitchforks while waiting vigilantly for some new guy to post something they don't agree with. If you're one of those new guys, don't take it personally. Instead, learn to take the incoming flames in stride, and present yourself in a way better guaranteed to make you more respectable. With these guidelines, any newbie can go from outcast to Cool McAwesome...

((AUTHOR'S NOTE: I actually had this lying around in my drafts for months now. Keep in mind this work is unfinished, and it's not likely I'll complete it any time soon, but there's too much written here to just throw it away, so here it is.

I know it's months late, Kenpachi changed his name to Caster13, and the whole jbb scandal has been all but forgotten by now, but I felt this story deserves at least somebody's attention.

Oh, and if you're expecting anything notably...

Let's face it, we at AnimeNation haven't been experiencing the calmest of times as of late. Whether publicly singling out certain members over questionable views on life, calling BS on a topic, or the ever-so-classic Nazi analogy, the hate virus has spread like wildfire. And heaven forbid anyone like anthropomorphic animals or hate homosexuals.

So I hope I'm forgiven if this comes off as common sense to any readers out there, but I dare say everyone can care to remind themselves of...