It's no secret the Internet can be a scary place— identities get stolen, reputations get ruined, and entire message boards are armed with torches and pitchforks while waiting vigilantly for some new guy to post something they don't agree with. If you're one of those new guys, don't take it personally. Instead, learn to take the incoming flames in stride, and present yourself in a way better guaranteed to make you more respectable. With these guidelines, any newbie can go from outcast to Cool McAwesome...