I'm terrible a writer, but I'll try to make this prologue as fun & clever as possible.

...DVDs...or rather, circular discs in general...are fascinating stepping stones...of...scientific advancement...and...we...

...

Blah, blah, blah. I can't. Let's just get to it: I'm visiting a few relatives in Brazil; very bored; little to do, so I decided to cook up a few more experiments with your everyday DVD-R.

The disc contains one image file...

AFTER WATCHING SPACE RUNAWAY IDEON, I CAME (TO THE CONCLUSION) THAT GUNDAM BLOWS GOATS.

IDEON KICKS *** BECAUSE TOMINO BASICALLY SAID: "**** IT, WE'RE KILLING EVERYBODY ON THIS ****ING SHOW, BUT NOT BEFORE WE BUILD IT UP TO BE THE MOST MANLY HOT BLOODED GIANT ROBOT SHOW EVER!"

PEOPLE WHO LIKE CLANNAD, KANON, AIR, AND ANY OTHER EXCUSE FOR LOLI FAP MATERIAL ARE FAGS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND SHOULD BE STERILIZED.

I GIVE IDEON FIVE BROFISTS OUT...