The Chronolology Of Ruku Xeveku
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"Ugghh, what a night." Ruku thinks to himself while waking up with a bed he shared with Mega Muffin and Hajimo last night, why he did what he did with these two last night is something that even Ruku Xeveku - The Blight Queller and Bane Of Angels, cannot fathom himself as he puts on a thong and turns on the TV while fixing himself a cup of coffee with multiple doses of heroine and a few lumps of crack cocaine thrown in the cup for good measure since Ruku felt like he was gaining too much weight despite weighing 80 pounds at the absolute most right now.
"This just in, a chain of murders has been committed last night involving homocidal teens and idiotic teens altogether. The first body uncovered was that of a boy named Makoto Itou who was stabbed to death with a kitchen knife and beheaded inside his apartment complex. The other body uncovered was that of a girl named Saonji Sekai who was also stabbed to death but had her stomach cut open and the cell phone that belonged to Makoto on her person at the time of the discovery. A young girl named Kotonoha Katsura was apprehended by officers at the docks while having Makoto's severed head with her this morning due to her fingerprints showing on both of the murder cases but resisted arrest and was ultimately gunned down. Now time for sports!"
Ruku continues to watch the news coverage despite that rather interesting tidbit this morning while sipping his crack coffee and deciding to change the channel to PPV where he started looking for lesbian porn despite being limp as a senior citizen's left hand right now but turns it back onto fox news after seeing little point in watching porn this early in the morning.
Ruku hears the doorbell ringing a few minutes later and decides to open it after putting a couple of hot pockets in the microwave, he has yet to have breakfast despite it being rather late in the day already but he didn't give 2 ***** as he was too hungry to ignore the desire.
"Hey Ruku, it's mo.....do I even need to ask??" Ruku's mother says to her son upon walking in to seeing Ruku in a bright red thong and bath robe with multiple men in his bedroom.
"If it makes you feel any better mom, there was a elderly woman involved but she left after we got out the saddles and whips, said something about not being into bondage but oh well. It was still a fun night." Ruku explains to mom as he puts on some pants and a tshirt, getting ready for work now.
"Oh yeah, I came over today to give you a new contract. There's a group of men who have committed a pure atrocity not too long ago and it must be dealt with by the best." Ruku's mom tells her son.
"What did they do." Ruku asks, turning off the TV and getting his chainsaw blade out of the kitchen cabinet.
"They created a show known as Boku No Pico, they are planning to meet up with 4Kids today to talk about a US release with having people from the WWE do the voice acting for the dubs." Ruku's mom explains further, Ruku's jaw dropping to the ground upon hearing this.
"My god.....I know what I have to do now." Ruku says to himself as he jumps out the window, praying to god that he can end this blight upon the earth before it even began.
TO BE CONTINUED..........
"Ugghh, what a night." Ruku thinks to himself while waking up with a bed he shared with Mega Muffin and Hajimo last night, why he did what he did with these two last night is something that even Ruku Xeveku - The Blight Queller and Bane Of Angels, cannot fathom himself as he puts on a thong and turns on the TV while fixing himself a cup of coffee with multiple doses of heroine and a few lumps of crack cocaine thrown in the cup for good measure since Ruku felt like he was gaining too much weight despite weighing 80 pounds at the absolute most right now.
"This just in, a chain of murders has been committed last night involving homocidal teens and idiotic teens altogether. The first body uncovered was that of a boy named Makoto Itou who was stabbed to death with a kitchen knife and beheaded inside his apartment complex. The other body uncovered was that of a girl named Saonji Sekai who was also stabbed to death but had her stomach cut open and the cell phone that belonged to Makoto on her person at the time of the discovery. A young girl named Kotonoha Katsura was apprehended by officers at the docks while having Makoto's severed head with her this morning due to her fingerprints showing on both of the murder cases but resisted arrest and was ultimately gunned down. Now time for sports!"
Ruku continues to watch the news coverage despite that rather interesting tidbit this morning while sipping his crack coffee and deciding to change the channel to PPV where he started looking for lesbian porn despite being limp as a senior citizen's left hand right now but turns it back onto fox news after seeing little point in watching porn this early in the morning.
Ruku hears the doorbell ringing a few minutes later and decides to open it after putting a couple of hot pockets in the microwave, he has yet to have breakfast despite it being rather late in the day already but he didn't give 2 ***** as he was too hungry to ignore the desire.
"Hey Ruku, it's mo.....do I even need to ask??" Ruku's mother says to her son upon walking in to seeing Ruku in a bright red thong and bath robe with multiple men in his bedroom.
"If it makes you feel any better mom, there was a elderly woman involved but she left after we got out the saddles and whips, said something about not being into bondage but oh well. It was still a fun night." Ruku explains to mom as he puts on some pants and a tshirt, getting ready for work now.
"Oh yeah, I came over today to give you a new contract. There's a group of men who have committed a pure atrocity not too long ago and it must be dealt with by the best." Ruku's mom tells her son.
"What did they do." Ruku asks, turning off the TV and getting his chainsaw blade out of the kitchen cabinet.
"They created a show known as Boku No Pico, they are planning to meet up with 4Kids today to talk about a US release with having people from the WWE do the voice acting for the dubs." Ruku's mom explains further, Ruku's jaw dropping to the ground upon hearing this.
"My god.....I know what I have to do now." Ruku says to himself as he jumps out the window, praying to god that he can end this blight upon the earth before it even began.
TO BE CONTINUED..........
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who do you mean by Ruku..got to end this..what will happen next?Posted May 14th, 2011 at 09:03 AM by Hero 
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Ruku is the main protagonist and antagonist of this little escapade, he's like Boba Fett only much more flamboyant and slutty
Posted May 14th, 2011 at 09:06 AM by Reven
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... Are you trying to out-gay my Aizen story, or is it just me?Posted May 14th, 2011 at 09:53 AM by A Dead Spy
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It's just you.
Trust me, I don't even need to try being a flaming fruitcake around here anymorePosted May 14th, 2011 at 09:57 AM by Reven
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I'm 25 and what is this?
Posted May 14th, 2011 at 11:09 AM by grunge
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Welcome to the corners of my mind.
Posted May 14th, 2011 at 11:23 AM by Reven
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¤fap¤fap¤fap¤fap¤fap¤fap¤ needs moar sharpie in pooper.
Posted May 14th, 2011 at 02:32 PM by grunge
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I'll keep that in mind
Posted May 14th, 2011 at 02:43 PM by Reven
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Well it has been around 24 hours and the next chapter hasn't been put out :/
Posted May 15th, 2011 at 10:09 AM by grunge
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I'll post it, I'm trying to juggle between this, Mass Effect 2, and World Of Shadows right now lol.
Posted May 15th, 2011 at 10:31 AM by Reven
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