Unholy Union: A Kenpachi/jbb Story

((AUTHOR'S NOTE: I actually had this lying around in my drafts for months now. Keep in mind this work is unfinished, and it's not likely I'll complete it any time soon, but there's too much written here to just throw it away, so here it is.

I know it's months late, Kenpachi changed his name to Caster13, and the whole jbb scandal has been all but forgotten by now, but I felt this story deserves at least somebody's attention.

Oh, and if you're expecting anything notably funny in this story, particularly at jbb's expense, then I'm sorry to disappoint. If anything, this is in jbb's defense, for while his views may have been... controversial at best, the resulting chaos was still hardly appropriate. But, enjoy, and try not to be offended.))

((Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. All actions and portrayals made by the characters in this story should not be taken as fact. I repeat, should not be taken as fact. All readers should please keep this in mind should any material in this story should be found offensive.))

Another late spring day had come to a close in the realm of AnimeNation. Activity was scarcer than usual, even when the Daily Off-Topic Lounge was the only place open so late. The few members there had preferred slacking off over attempting a conversation with each other; though given the bloody flame war they all fought just a week ago, no one was more deserving of a good rest.

It goes without saying that Kenpachi, front-lined in the recent war and recently returned from AN's purgatory, was bored and disappointed. Though he had made a valiant sacrifice to defeat AN's sworn enemy for good, no praise was made on his behalf, only weak grunts and snores from the lazy crowd.

'Not that I'm not used to their treatment by now," Kenpachi thought, but... you ungrateful bastards. My ban did you all a service, yet with jbb gone-'

His train of thought came to a screeching halt once an all too familiar presence made himself known.

"Greetings, sinner."

With those words, Kenpachi froze, flabbergasted over the lone figure that stood out across the room. What was once disappointment had instantly mutated into all out anger, for the very sight of the figure before him made all his efforts in vain.

"jbb... i... impossible..." was all Kenpachi could mutter, as the figure known as jbb approached him ever closer.

"I just came in hopes that there's no hard feelings between us," jbb explained. "Though I still stand completely against the homosexual behavior you so adequately defend-"

"You waltz in preaching your ******** on us..." Kenpachi interrupted, "... you insult my friend Sora over her mere lifestyle, and you expect no hard feelings?"

jbb frowned, his tone growing more solemn.

"Sora N supports a lifestyle that is by nature destructive and manipulative, holding refuge only in abuse at best. I thought you of all people would understand, Kenpachi."

"Manipulative?! Sora has been nothing but kind to all of us! You DARE try to pervert her otherwise just because she happens to like women?"

"That's what it means to be gay, Kenpachi. It is a path of hatred and deceit, of unspeakable evil I hope I can never imagine."

As if forcing himself back awake thanks to jbb's audacity, Kenpachi grabbed the nearest glass bottle from the bar table and smashed it to pieces.

"jbb, you ignorant *****. How could you possibly be so blind not to accept Sora's own kindness? To dismiss homosexuality as evil when it couldn't be further from the truth?"

"If I'm wrong, then prove it. I certainly hope I'm wrong, you know... if my own experiences are anything to go by, I want to be wrong in this. Please, Kenpachi, if you can prove me wrong in forgiving me-"

Holding the neck end of the shattered bottle, Kenpachi advanced to jbb, the now sharp edges pointed firmly toward him.

"You really expect..." Kenpachi growled, "... you REALLY expect to be FORGIVEN FOR THIS?!"

jbb, in a panic, decided to run for the nearest exit. Kenpachi hastily followed, their sudden chase leading them out into the barely street-lit rainy night. The chase ended just as swiftly, with Kenpachi proving himself faster once his foot met with jbb's back, and jbb's face met with the cold wet pavement.

"Perhaps I should make do on that promise after all," Kenpachi threatened, his bottle ready to strike. "I just hope your *** has enough room for 40 ounces worth of Jack Daniels' Rape Machine!"

jbb, not even bothering to struggle, closed his eyes in whimper, trying in vain to keep tears from coming out.

"I... I was right after all..." jbb cried.

"What now, you little...?"

"It's exactly as I thought... it really is... nothing more than abuse..."

Kenpachi glared haughtily, knocking jbb's head from behind and forcing him into a barely conscious state. His bottle was grasped firmly and prepared to strike.

"You deserve none less for the **** you pulled," said Kenpachi. "Prepare yourself.. you despicable wretch!"

Before the blow to jbb's back could be fulfilled, however, a horde of several AN members arrived, consequentially awakening and following Kenpachi outside due to his fit of rage. One such member showed an almost equal level of anger, as she yelled at Kenpachi with all her might.

"KENPACHI! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!"

Startled for just a second, Kenpachi turned his head to his witnesses, though still not relenting in his restraint of jbb.

"Goddessofanime, this doesn't concern you!"

"Like hell!" The witness now known as Goddessofanime was infuriated. "Have you learned nothing from your ban the last time?"

"I don't care. This bastard needs to have what's coming to him, and who better to deliver than me?"

"And how exactly is this supposed to prove your point? If he truly believes being gay is evil, how is assaulting him like this going to help?"

"SHUT UP! Don't you remember the hateful things he said before? How could he possibly deserve anything else?"

Goddessofanime prepared another verbal backlash, only for another of the spectators to gently restrain her.

"Goddess," the new figure said, "let me handle this from here."

Goddessofanime breathed in heavy succession before succumbing. "Thanks, Soluzar. I almost lost it."

"Not at all," Soluzar said, as he focused back to Kenpachi. "Ken, we're well aware jbb had crossed the line in his tirade, but threatening him into the very thing he condemns is only going to add fuel to his fire. Please, stop this before-"

"I SAID SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!" Kenpachi was all red with fury, as he glared back at the horde. "Do I have to stab you all as well?!"

Before anyone could react to his threat, jbb came out of his daze, the sound of his crying faint, yet still apparent.

"I... loved you... K... Ken..." jbb whispered.

((TO BE CONTINUED?))