Bar Hopping in Hoboken
Posted June 7th, 2010 at 08:01 AM by DavenIII
So, my closest cousin turned 30 years old Saturday and here's how the day went..
I wake up and meet up with my little sister (she's 22) at the train station and we went down to Hoboken, on the train I convinced her that it was perfectly acceptable to drink on the train (which it is) so I had a couple beers she had 1.
2:30-We get off in Hoboken and went to find a place to eat to set a base for the night of drinking we had ahead of us :p we ended up going to this place Marisa's[??] Pizzeria and I had a white pizza with broccoli I love white pizza
3:00-Dubliner
We made our way over to the Dubliner the starting point for our Bar Crawl, we waited a while while everyone started showing up, when there was about 15-20 of us there we went up to the third floor which is like an outdoor bar it was pretty cool and there was a nice breeze so it wasn't too too hot. After about an hour we decide to head out to the next bar, but not before this girl thats part of the crew starts telling everyone how she chugged her beer in 55 seconds, now, this girl is only 104 pounds probably 5'2" if that, but she asks me if that's good and I am not impressed and tell her so, she asks how fast I could do it, so I tell her I'll show her at the next bar.
4:30ish-McSwiggins
so we round everyone up, (by the way we are all wearing shirts with the birthday girls junior highschool picture on it hilarious) and start walking to the next bar, McSwiggins.
McSwiggins is great, we pile in take over the outside portion of the bar and a table right underneath the door the leads to the outside, right under the air conditioner. Excited about the opportunity to show off my drinking prowess I immediately order 4 Car Bombs, 1 for me, one for my sister, one for my cousin and her husband, I call the Girl over and everyone's watching, people are pulling out timers.
so we cheer's to the birthday girl drop the shot in the Guinness tap the bottom to the table and start chugging, as soon as mines up it's down, my sister is 2nd (I taught her well
) the husband is next and the Birthday Girl doesn't finish Booo but to her credit she's carrying around a huge mug to all the bars and she's already smashed at this point, stop watch time for me? 3 seconds, A few more beers and smokes the Girl who was bragging about 55 seconds comes back, she's already somewhat drunk but looking to impress for some reason so I tell her if she can do it under 40 seconds I'd be impressed, she takes the position, and bang she's off, and it seems she listened to my earlier advice as she finishes in 29 seconds!!! she then begins to let people sign her shirt, most sign with well wishes to the birthday girl, including myself.
A few more drinks, a smoke or two and a bunch of pictures later and were off to the 3rd bar, Black Bear.
7:00?-Black Bear
Black Bear is where my memories start becoming jumbled, 29 seconds girl is GONE, everyone piles into Black Bear except us dirty dirty smokers, she's off looking at some towels, she's holding it up saying they are the greatest towels in the world, there are two guys standing there watching this egging her on, she asks how old they are they answer with 24 and 21 she calls them babies, we head into the bar, we go straight to the second floor, at this point we order food, I chow down on some fries and other food...now that I just ate I think it's about time to start shots, in the course of say 30 minutes I must have went through 5 shots of Jack and 3 girl shots, before getting ICED!..... 4 smoking hot girls come up stairs an get a table, one goes to the bathroom I take her seat and start chatting it up with them, I find out they are here on for one of their birthdays too, her 23! I offer for them to jump on board but they decline, so I buy them all shots and drink with them the rejoin our party which is all beating on some horse race, apparently they win. Yay!
Time to go.
I'm gonna guess 10:00 - Bahama Mama's
ONE DOLLAR BEERS!
We control the dance floor, not only am I letting the girls sign my shirt, I'm letting them sign ME, the Husband has a dick drawn on his face... we ask the DJ to play some Sweet Caroline he refuses I flip out! but get dragged to the floor by someone and that's were this story ends...
I at some point boarded the train and got back home....crazy fun night, but it's what I expected, this is the cousins that ran West Point out of Alcohol on their wedding day
I wake up and meet up with my little sister (she's 22) at the train station and we went down to Hoboken, on the train I convinced her that it was perfectly acceptable to drink on the train (which it is) so I had a couple beers she had 1.
2:30-We get off in Hoboken and went to find a place to eat to set a base for the night of drinking we had ahead of us :p we ended up going to this place Marisa's[??] Pizzeria and I had a white pizza with broccoli I love white pizza
3:00-Dubliner
We made our way over to the Dubliner the starting point for our Bar Crawl, we waited a while while everyone started showing up, when there was about 15-20 of us there we went up to the third floor which is like an outdoor bar it was pretty cool and there was a nice breeze so it wasn't too too hot. After about an hour we decide to head out to the next bar, but not before this girl thats part of the crew starts telling everyone how she chugged her beer in 55 seconds, now, this girl is only 104 pounds probably 5'2" if that, but she asks me if that's good and I am not impressed and tell her so, she asks how fast I could do it, so I tell her I'll show her at the next bar.
4:30ish-McSwiggins
so we round everyone up, (by the way we are all wearing shirts with the birthday girls junior highschool picture on it hilarious) and start walking to the next bar, McSwiggins.
McSwiggins is great, we pile in take over the outside portion of the bar and a table right underneath the door the leads to the outside, right under the air conditioner. Excited about the opportunity to show off my drinking prowess I immediately order 4 Car Bombs, 1 for me, one for my sister, one for my cousin and her husband, I call the Girl over and everyone's watching, people are pulling out timers.
so we cheer's to the birthday girl drop the shot in the Guinness tap the bottom to the table and start chugging, as soon as mines up it's down, my sister is 2nd (I taught her well
) the husband is next and the Birthday Girl doesn't finish Booo but to her credit she's carrying around a huge mug to all the bars and she's already smashed at this point, stop watch time for me? 3 seconds, A few more beers and smokes the Girl who was bragging about 55 seconds comes back, she's already somewhat drunk but looking to impress for some reason so I tell her if she can do it under 40 seconds I'd be impressed, she takes the position, and bang she's off, and it seems she listened to my earlier advice as she finishes in 29 seconds!!! she then begins to let people sign her shirt, most sign with well wishes to the birthday girl, including myself.A few more drinks, a smoke or two and a bunch of pictures later and were off to the 3rd bar, Black Bear.
7:00?-Black Bear
Black Bear is where my memories start becoming jumbled, 29 seconds girl is GONE, everyone piles into Black Bear except us dirty dirty smokers, she's off looking at some towels, she's holding it up saying they are the greatest towels in the world, there are two guys standing there watching this egging her on, she asks how old they are they answer with 24 and 21 she calls them babies, we head into the bar, we go straight to the second floor, at this point we order food, I chow down on some fries and other food...now that I just ate I think it's about time to start shots, in the course of say 30 minutes I must have went through 5 shots of Jack and 3 girl shots, before getting ICED!..... 4 smoking hot girls come up stairs an get a table, one goes to the bathroom I take her seat and start chatting it up with them, I find out they are here on for one of their birthdays too, her 23! I offer for them to jump on board but they decline, so I buy them all shots and drink with them the rejoin our party which is all beating on some horse race, apparently they win. Yay!
Time to go.
I'm gonna guess 10:00 - Bahama Mama's
ONE DOLLAR BEERS!
We control the dance floor, not only am I letting the girls sign my shirt, I'm letting them sign ME, the Husband has a dick drawn on his face... we ask the DJ to play some Sweet Caroline he refuses I flip out! but get dragged to the floor by someone and that's were this story ends...
I at some point boarded the train and got back home....crazy fun night, but it's what I expected, this is the cousins that ran West Point out of Alcohol on their wedding day
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