AnimeNation Adventures: Alpha Female Wars (Part 13)

Shiroiyuki couldn't hide her anger if she wanted to. Even with the entire group still at her grasp, the two newcomers ADS and Vaikyuko were no doubt a nuisance to her.

"Well, don't you two have a lot of nerve challenging me?" Shiroiyuki commented, wasting no time in summoning two blood lances and throwing them straight at the two reinforcements. In response, ADS detached the bottom part of her gown and used it to form a shield to block them both.

"Vai, take care of the ponies for me, okay?" ADS requested. "I'll handle Shiroiyuki."

"ROGER!" Vaikyuko responded in enthusiasm, herself detaching the bottom of her gown and forming it into five black lances. "Let's go, Fangs! Our Thanksgiving feast shall come twice this year!"

While Vaikyuko's assault out of hell was underway, ADS focused solely on Shiroiyuki, her golden aura releasing itself in anticipation.

"So you're Shiroiyuki," ADS began. "I must say, you're pretty hot for a powerful megalomaniac who wants to destroy the world."

Shiroiyuki responded with a simple lance to ADS's face, which was blocked effortlessly with her shield. Grunting with disappointment, she summoned her patented blood sword and charged toward ADS, who countered with a blade of her own.

"It is you who's campaigning for the world's end," Shiroiyuki scolded. "You and your ragtag gang of trolls poisoning our perfect vision. Tell me, is such a fate really worth fighting for?"

"And what exactly is a troll?" ADS rebutted. "Honestly, you mods throw that term so many times it must have lost all meaning to you. Are you referring to genuine troublemakers, Shiroiyuki, or just those that dare question your authority?"

"... You have a lot of nerve, I'll give you that. Even so, your path can only lead to total destruction, while I'm at least willing to spare the lives of your friends upon your surrender. So what will it be?"

ADS gave only a triumphant smile upon Shiroiyuki's words, even with every strike from her blood lances breaking her more and more.

"First of all," ADS began, barely able to stand up, let alone carry her shield, "my friends would kill me anyway if I dared surrender to you, so you're putting me at a no-win situation, aren't you? Second, and more fortunately, you should really learn to pay closer attention to your so-called subordinates."

Turning around in disbelief, Shiroiyuki found every single one of her mind-controlled pawns pinned to the ground with the torn parts of Vaikyuko's dress, each of their banhammers in pieces. Shiroiyuki, too stunned to speak, was then surprised with Vaikyuko and the others surrounding her.

"What...?!" was all Shiroiyuki could muster as everyone else prepared their attack.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!"

"SONIC RAINBOOM, MOTHER****ER!"

"PARTY AT PLOUGH'S HOUSE!"

"I'M GOING TO PENETRATE YOU WITH ROCKS SO HARD YOU'LL BLEED DIAMONDS!"

"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!"

"AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE!"

After a barrage of indecipherable awesome complete with diamonds, rainbows, and party streamers, Shiroiyuki stood a bloody mess, her shocked expression slowly turning into a mad grin.

"You ponies... shouldn't have made me bleed so much..."

Shiroiyuki's retaliation came in the form of a whirlwind of her own blood, each drop flying right through each 'pony' effortlessly, reducing them all to scrap as quickly as her attack began.

"No fair... you cheated..." Vaikyuko complained in a daze, to which Shiroiyuki simply scoffed.

"Don't think I haven't been merciful, ponies," Shiroiyuki responded, her blood returning to her body save for six droplets which hovered above each of the group. "I gave you the chance to live in my new world, yet you all chose the path of your own demise. Don't you dare believe my killing you entails anything more than your own mistake; you only have yourselves to blame. Goodbye... you confounded ponies."

As the droplets began to fall, Shiroiyuki's concentration suddenly slipped as she felt a hand slowly and gently caressing her cheek from behind.

"You haven't forgotten about me, have you, darling?"

Turning around, Shiroiyuki immediately slapped the barely standing ADS in the face, to which ADS responded with a gentle yet mocking kiss on Shirouyuki's lips.

"You know," ADS whispered, "it really turns me on when a woman takes charge... sorry I have to return the favor, by the way."

Before Shiroiyuki could respond, she found her chest on the receiving end of ADS's golden heel, knocking her to the ground in panic as red text began to form around her.

"A banhammer...?!" Shirouyuki yelled, struggling to escape the text slowly binding her. "It can't be... you're not even in the running..."

"Haruhi must have endowed it to me the moment we left," ADS responded solemnly. "She must have thought I was the ringleader amongst us ponies, but that's beside the point right now... you know, Shiroiyuki, I am willing to spare you. Just call off your whole 'end of the world' ******** and service us for a change."

"You honestly believe I'm the only one campaigning to change this world?!" Shiroiyuki screamed back, the red text around her becoming ever more aggressive as she still struggled against it. "How dare Haruhi entrust you with that banhammer, A Dead Spy! If you're that naive as to decide to spare me, you'll never be fit to play guardian to the world! You may have defeated me, but I promise you... the other mods won't be so kind!"

"... I'll take that as a 'no', then," ADS sighed, watching the red text finally disappear along with Shiroiyuki herself. Still struggling to stand, she turned toward the rest of the group with mild annoyance.

"You know, ponies, your 'playing dead' act sickens me," ADS frowned.

"Hey, it's your fault for not hitting her with that banhammer to start with," Midget groaned, the rest slowly picking themselves back up.

"It's called foreplay, Midget. Deal with it."

"Whatever, Spy. But next time give us fair warning before you show up to save our *****, okay?"

"My dear little ungrateful ponies, I'm not promising anything. Now let's all shut up and go home; and let's not forget Shiroiyuki's former pawns we saved, either."

"... Spy, you really are one giant troll," Plough responded, to which Midget and Melion nodded. ADS, meanwhile, could only grin in frightening delight through their words.

"Well, what else would you all expect from AN's Troll Princess?"