AnimeNation Adventures: Miko's Bachelor Party (collab. w/ Nutmeg)

(Many special thanks to Nutmeg for getting me started. Mikosage, if you're reading this, I hope we don't disappoint.)

Goddessofanime listened to thePhillyFlash's request.

"Come on. Play something by the Pink Ladies."

"I will if I can," she said. She wasn't sure she had anything by them and she was afraid if she told him that, then he'd produce a CD out of his pocket.

It was Mikosage's bachelor party and all his friends were there. Well most of them. No one has seen Ryuuji yet.

Animegurl was putting the finishing touches on cupcakes she had baked while trying to keep Plough from sneaking one.

Melion was posing for the photographer who was trying to get a good shot of the other people there.

Vaikyuko was dancing around like a princess. He was trying to get people to join him on the dance floor but no one would. Not even A Dead Spy.

ADS walked over to Nutmeg. "Things are going well."

"Yes they are. I think Miko's enjoying himself." They looked over at Miko who was at the twister mat Ven had brought.

"Looks like Kenny brought enough beer for everyone."

"We plan a pretty good party," Nutmeg commented.

All of a sudden, shouts were breaking out across the room. Old Ape Face had arrived and he was past drunk. "Is it wrong for me to be Schizophrenic at times?"

"Coolstorybro.jpg," Miko replied.

Kenny handed Old Ape Face a beer and a crisis seemed to be avoided, until...

"PARTY ON, MOTHER****ING GARTH!"

Before Old Ape Face or anyone else at the party could down their beers, every single can exploded into firey mushroom clouds, as a rainbow-colored hummer crashed out of nowhere and into the stage. Standing on its hood was none other than Ryuuji, wearing a purple longcoat and trousers each adorned with pink flames on the bottom, with rainbow-tinted star sunglasses. Jumping off the hood, he summoned his guitar and strummed a single nigh-deafening chord, his voice and his instrument amplified with his sheer willpower as he sang.

"MY LITTLE POOOONYYYYYY!"

Nearly everyone in the audience could only stand in shock over this event. Old Ape Face's head had spontaneously exploded from the sheer awesome, with Kenpachi following suit not long afterwords. Nutmeg, meanwhile, was nowhere to be seen, while the rest of the crowd simply watched in awe as Ryuuji prepared his impromptu performance. Only A Dead Spy, leaning from the far back, retained his cool, his puppy-killing smirk giving himself the impression that he had planned this all along.

"MY LITTLE POOOONYYYYYY!"

As if at Ryuuji's call, flames of each color of the rainbow erupted from the stage, of which each spawned five more figures, as well as an entire rock band set complete with bright decorations and a giant rainbow-themed cake. The figures were all summoned into their respective positions next to Ryuuji— Superplough at the keyboard, Recent Midget at bass, Leader Desslock at the drums, and Animegurl and Melion right behind Ryuuji singing backup— as the real show had only just begun.

"AHHH... MY LITTLE POOOONYYYYY!"

The ground beneath the band began to rise up, supported by only the most dazzling, physics-defying sparkles known to man. Random bursts of lightning came from where the ceiling used to be, making it utterly clear that not even God could stop this show.

"I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BEEEE!!"

"MY LITTLE PONY!"

"UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED ITS MAGIC WITH ME!!"

The instruments all disappeared into even more sparkles, which then covered the entire viewable sky, yet the music still played ever loudly. This prompted the band members to all pose dramatically, their costumes shining with a light shimmering enough to blind the entire world and yet somehow didn't, as if their friendship trumped all laws of science.

"BIG ADVENTURE!"

"TONS OF FUN!"

"A BEAUTIFUL HEART"

"FAITHFUL AND STRONG!"

"SHARING KINDNESS!"

As the stunned crowd basked in all the glory that could be made in front of them, A Dead Spy himself disappeared into the light, his cool demeanor not faltering for a mere second of the process as only one thought could course through his head: 'Bring it.'

"IT'S AN EASY FEAT!"

"AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE!"

The sparkles in the sky all floated onto the giant rainbow cake now elevated right above the band, making it burst into white flames until it produced an immaculate explosion of light in every color imaginable. Once the explosion simmered, where the cake once lay now stood Nutmeg and a genderbent A Dead Spy, each dressed in matching skimpy angel outfits made purely of light colored respectively in gold and silver.

"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

Now back to back, the two angels slowly descended from the air, landing gracefully in their heels next to Ryuuji, as they and the other band members combusted into pure colorful energy, its shape incomprehensible to all mankind. The energy engulfed the vision of everyone present, allowing only Ryuuji to be seen as the climax to his performance arrived at last.

"MY LITTLE PONY! DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL MY VERY BEST FRIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEENDS!"

The energy bursting into sparkles and fading away, only Ryuuji was left standing as the show finally came to a close. The audience, still in complete maddening shock over witnessing such degree of awesome, would have erupted into applause had it not been for their paralysis. Only Mikosage, sitting in the front seat, was unfazed, with only a disappointed look in his face.

"Lame," Miko replied. "You guys didn't even turn into ponies."