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SapperSix
December 17th, 2009, 06:03 PM
http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html#slComments

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.
April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.
The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.
April Wright said, "Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped."
Wright says she woke up that night at 1:45 am and panicked when she found Hayden was gone. She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn't get out, but Hayden was able to break the safety device off the doorknob and get outside.
Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking.
"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."
The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report says Hayden rang the doorbell a few houses down and the neighbor answered, finding the child holding a partially consumeed 12-ounce beer.
Wright said, "He got it out of my father's cooler in the back and how he got it open I don't understand because it was one of those tab beers."
But it doesn't stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor's house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One was a girl's brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him.
"Going to the neighbor's house and taking their presents, very embarrassing," said April.
She admits she was not just embarrassed, but scared, and rushed to the hospital that night with Hayden. She said she tries to be a good mother and loves her son, but now feels like a failure.
"Kids do things like this and it's out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake," she said.
Wright did meet with child protective services today who told her she will get to keep custody of Hayden.

Caster13
December 17th, 2009, 06:06 PM
:facepalm: I can't find the words for how messed up and wrong this is.

Trefellin
December 17th, 2009, 06:10 PM
I have a photograph of a 2 year old me sitting on my grandfather's lap as he gives me a little sip of his beer. Or perhaps a big sip, I don't know.

superplough
December 17th, 2009, 07:23 PM
I have one of those too, I was about a year old, and I'm holding a can of fourX, sculling it back

bastet
December 17th, 2009, 07:26 PM
i'm so glad i left tn... haha. and i'm glad i wasn't born there too. that's the kind of thing that makes me glad i'm not there anymore.

Shiroiyuki
December 17th, 2009, 07:47 PM
See, this is why you smack kids the first time they act up.

So later they don't get drunk and crossdress....

:unsure:

waltsoph3
December 17th, 2009, 08:32 PM
Oooo not a good thing. Shes very fortunate that CPS didn't take him away.

Haro!
December 17th, 2009, 10:39 PM
When I was that age my parents gave me beer and I never did such things. Matter of fact I don't drink beer now as an adult. Anyway, wow. The kid wants to go to jail to be with his dad. Not sure what to say to that.

Melion
December 18th, 2009, 12:00 AM
The new baby Grinch?

Jatz
December 18th, 2009, 12:07 AM
*Looks at state* I'm not surprised.

Drunk+crossdressing+story on the internet. Someone's going be embarrassed at daycare tomorrow. This is totally going to follow him in to kindergarten. He'll be like, " 'Cmon like you've never regretted doing anything when you were younger."

Old Ape Face
December 18th, 2009, 05:17 AM
See, this is why you smack kids the first time they act up.

So later they don't get drunk and crossdress....

:unsure:

except if you beat them they will more or less want to go out and drink over how ****** their lives are because their parents made them emo or something.

Midoriko87
December 18th, 2009, 06:12 AM
What the Heck is up with these toddlers/preschoolers roaming the streets at Ungodly hours of the Night? Has no one properly instilled fear of the Boogieman into these kids?

Fobb
December 18th, 2009, 08:03 AM
Kids do the darndest things.

Shiroiyuki
December 18th, 2009, 08:08 AM
except if you beat them they will more or less want to go out and drink over how ****** their lives are because their parents made them emo or something.

I didn't say beat them. I said smack them.

As in, smack them when they act up so they learn they are doing something wrong. Kids these days run amuck because no one has instilled discipline. They get rewarded if, after SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER, they stop. Their mommies give them candy.

That teaches them that acting up pays off, and they'll do it again.

Me, I'd smack the little bastard a good one on their *** the first time they tried that angle, and you'd be damn sure my kids would never start screaming like that in the store again.

Caster13
December 18th, 2009, 08:12 AM
Parents are afraid to because kids are told in the early years in school about Dyfis, so they'll use it to get back at their parents.

Me, I'd just tell them to go ahead, and tell them that there's a chance that they'd get raped in a foster home, and if they like that idea, then go ahead.

That would shut them up REAL quick.

Fobb
December 18th, 2009, 08:41 AM
I agree with Kenpachi.

Psychological abuse (I guess I should say discipline) is much better than physical.

The state of kids nowadays reminds me of that stand up Russel Peters did, about how the white kid is always the odd one out.

Caster13
December 18th, 2009, 08:45 AM
I agree with Kenpachi.

Psychological abuse (I guess I should say discipline) is much better than physical.

The state of kids nowadays reminds me of that stand up Russel Peters did, about how the white kid is always the odd one out.

Actually I'd say that after I hit them.

Shiroiyuki
December 18th, 2009, 08:47 AM
Again, wasn't talking about beating a kid senseless. Giving a right smack on one's bottom isn't going to throw the kid into emo-mode and make him grow up skinning women and wearing it as clothing.

Fobb
December 18th, 2009, 08:48 AM
But they just don't mix!

You have to make the kid believe s/he's the **** up, and s/he is totally in the wrong.

If you do it properly, the words "I'm disappointed in you" will be worse than a beating.

Again, wasn't talking about beating a kid senseless. Giving a right smack on one's bottom isn't going to throw the kid into emo-mode and make him grow up skinning women and wearing it as clothing.


From my experience (not personal), with kids who have this happen to them as children, they get more rowdy once they learn that their parents are just old farts that they can smack around. Thus making discipline even harder.

Shiroiyuki
December 18th, 2009, 08:50 AM
^Um...and how often nowadays do you see children minding their parents?

Doing exactly what you prescribe above...

Soluzar
December 18th, 2009, 08:57 AM
I have one of those too, I was about a year old, and I'm holding a can of fourX, sculling it back
Ohh... my condolences. I hope eventually you recovered from the trauma of drinking Castlemaine XXXX at such an early age. It's not an experience anyone should have to go through at any age. You know they named it after the censored version of what people customarily say after they take their first sip, right?

Caster13
December 18th, 2009, 09:08 AM
I never said beat the kid senseless. Either smack them hard in the face or go for one of their pressure points. THOSE hurt. My dad has done that in a joking manner but using one of those will stop you in your tracks in a heartbeat. No hitting involved with those, and extremely effective.

And pressure points can't be considered abuse.

Fobb
December 18th, 2009, 09:27 AM
^Um...and how often nowadays do you see children minding their parents?

Doing exactly what you prescribe above...


Not often.

superplough
December 18th, 2009, 09:54 AM
Ohh... my condolences. I hope eventually you recovered from the trauma of drinking Castlemaine XXXX at such an early age. It's not an experience anyone should have to go through at any age. You know they named it after the censored version of what people customarily say after they take their first sip, right?

:lol: Well I guess I never really did recover, to this day I cant stand the taste of beer at all. XXXX it indeed.

waltsoph3
December 18th, 2009, 06:05 PM
^Um...and how often nowadays do you see children minding their parents?

Doing exactly what you prescribe above...


I can second that. I had a cousin that was sooo spoiled and never got spanked.
He was a menace. :( Heck maybe even closely compared to dennis the menace. :lol: Trust me a spanking works wonders when it is absolutly necessary .

@the story
Still in this story..i think the kid really didn't know better. The kids real young only 4 and just misses his dad. :(

goddessofanime
December 21st, 2009, 01:21 PM
Someone's gonna be getting some hangover cures from Santa in their stocking