Topless flasher gets hit by car

[tenshi_a]

The moral of the story is: don't distract people from driving.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/16/2773191.htm

Topless flasher mown down by car

A New Zealand woman who flashed her breasts at passing motorists distracted one driver so much he ran her over.

Cherelle Dudfield never meant to literally stop traffic.

She says she was egged on by a friend to flash her breasts at passing cars while standing in the middle of a road in the South Island city of Invercargill.

But the good times turned bad when one of the vehicles crashed into her.

The 18-year-old rolled over the bonnet, and cracked the windscreen, but luckily was not hurt.

Ms Dudfield pleaded guilty in the Invercargill District Court to one charge of disorderly behaviour.

The judge said the behaviour was dangerous and fined her $220.

[Midoriko87]

Goodness! At first, I read this thread title as, "Toddler flasher gets hits by car." Thinking to myself, "What the f is wrong with this guy (Thread-Starter), sick piece of [expletive]." 'Cause, you know, I'm thinkin' a toddler was maybe lifting up his/her shirt, then got hit by a car. At which point, it came to me that maybe a guy who was flashing toddlers got hit by a car, so that was a relief. :lol: I just so happened to glance at the title again whilst replying. ;)

Anyway, that's a neat story, I guess. The flasher was 18, though, so I'm guessin' she has nice breasts. I was hoping it was a fat middle-aged woman, it'd be funnier that way. Anyhow, that is dangerous, though. I'm glad that she wasn't injured and that no one else was hurt. Hopefully, she learned something from this experience.

[Bradster]

I'm suddenly rethinking Desslock's version of his accident report...

[Mizumi]

Lol I guess I can laugh as nobody was really hurt that bad, stupid thing to do though, it could of ended up much worse for her and others.

[willag]

See, now that's what happens when you turn your flashers on and don't stay to the side of the road. Guess there weren't enough honkers to tell her she was doing it wrong.

[superplough]

A New Zealand woman

*sigh* filler

[l0k1]

I knew the link wouldn't contain detailed pictures when I clicked it, but I still hoped.

[Fobb]

I knew the link wouldn't contain detailed pictures when I clicked it, but I still hoped.

Well now I just lost all interest in this story.

[Leader Desslock]

I guess this just shows how important it is to make sure your high beams are dimmed before entering traffic.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Bonnet.

Wind screen.

What the hell language is this.

[l0k1]

Perfectly fine English words.

[Haruhi]

Haha. Serves her right! Not only did she get hit by a car, she has to PAY for it!

[Trefellin]

while standing in the middle of a road

People who stand in the middle of the road tend to get hit by passing vehicles.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b106/dancinwdeer/captain-obvious.jpg

[KatayokuのTenshi]

Bonnet.

Wind screen.

What the hell language is this.

Well what do you call them?

[Caster13]

You called Treffelin?

Bonnet = Hood
Boot = Trunk
Wind screen = windshield
Roof is the same.
Bumper is the same.

Oh and on a side note we don't put beans on our eggs either.*gag* :x And how the hell is a cookie a biscuit?!

[Old Ape Face]

I wish woman had the bravery to flash in America.

then we would have a civil war between the feminists and the common male adult.

[taily]

^2 Who does?

[wrathborne]

How stupid can some people be?

and cookies are a form of biscuit ¬¬

[Old Ape Face]

How stupid can some people be?

and cookies are a form of biscuit ¬¬

she could have been drunk, or just really really crazy.

[Soluzar]

Oh and on a side note we don't put beans on our eggs either.*gag* :x And how the hell is a cookie a biscuit?!
Yeah... beans on eggs sounds horrible, who does that? Mind you, I don't like 'baked beans', I don't know if that's what you call 'em in the USA, but I mean those little round orange things in tomato sauce that come in a can.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baked_beans

Huh. Horrible picture, I guess maybe someone does do that.

Now as for biscuits, here in the UK "biscuit" is a generic term for a type of sweet, crunchy baked snacks. Cookies are very similar, so...

[The Million Dollar Prons]

What's wrong with baked beans.

[SapperSix]

What's wrong with baked beans.

I always get farty and bloated when I eat baked beans.

[goddessofanime]

Baked Beans make you fart

[Jatz]

What's wrong with baked beans.

As long as you don't put them on eggs, nothing.

[tenshi_a]

There's another report on the same story in today's paper.

Drunk boob flash while on the lash leads to crash

A flasher who exposed her breasts to traffic was hit by a car whose driver she distracted.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/17/article-1261042773087-079FEA16000005DC-929700_636x317.jpg

Cherelle Dudfield was struck by the vehicle after she ran out into the road following a dare by friends.

The 18-year-old had been drinking with her mates when the incident happened, and had to be treated in hospital for cuts she suffered.

The teenager was also landed with a £120 fine for disorderly behaviour.

‘I stood on the centre line, flashed a couple of cars, got back in and they [her friends] told me to do it again, so I did,’ said Dudfield.

‘And then I saw a car coming towards me, on the middle of the centre lane driving up towards me, so I decided to run. And then I got hit.’ To demonstrate exactly how silly she had been, she later re-enacted her stunt for a TV station – but this time she was fully sober, and no one crashed.

And Dudfield also gave a repeat performance to cows on her farm

However, police officers did not see the funny side of her exposure, which happened in the small New Zealand town of Invercargill.

‘This was obviously an alcohol- involved offence,’ said Olaf Jensen, of Invercargill Police.

‘This girl put herself at risk with the actions she undertook – not only herself, but the motorists on the road.’

Re-enactment for NZ news:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Y2oYfSdpk

[Old Ape Face]

There's another report on the same story in today's paper.



Re-enactment for NZ news:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Y2oYfSdpk

Oh she was standing in the road, see that's why she got hit.

I see nothing wrong with the display however, but that picture is at the wrong angle.

[SlackerDude]

Aahaha I thought this stuff only happened in movies :lol: Although, realistically speaking, standing in the middle of traffic like an idiot would probably have the same effect with or without tits.

[superplough]

Re-enactment for NZ news:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Y2oYfSdpk

Could have been a much bigger booboo.

:facepalm: God I hate the news here.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

It'd be awkward if she got hit again during the re-inactment