QOD: Dream Job

[SapperSix]

What's your dream job cretins?

Sapper > Test pilot. Get to fly high performance aircraft, and push them to there limits.

Or a reporter. http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/images/smilies/icon_pirate.gif

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I want to be a Bad Lieutenant. Which means by proxy I would be Nicholas Cage.

I am Nicholas Cage and I am posting on AN.

Fear comes full circle

[superplough]

I have no idea... I want a job where I dont have to deal with people.

[l0k1]

Mattress tester.

[Aragami]

Eccentric artist

[Old Ape Face]

I want to get paid to do absolutly nothing, and people think I'm doing everything at once.

[Caster13]

Retired.


Or race car driver, but I'll take either.

[Siendra]

Well, currently I design, program, and construct industrial robots and automated systems. I'd love to expand on my education and work for JPL or Northrop-Grumman.

[Melion]

Is wanting to be a god out of the question?

[Bisu]

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/982/fra97k9fc00g4msmedium.jpg

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Bisu wants to be a white guy

[SapperSix]

Is wanting to be a god out of the question?

They pay is **** and you get no respect.

[Shiroiyuki]

They pay is **** and you get no respect.

Yes, but you get to smite the infidels. Which is always fun.

[Jack_Bauer]

Rockstar. but in the 80's era

Or getting paid to ride motorcycle (test rider, professional racer, stuner, etc etc)

[drgenestarwind]

Travel photographer, see new places and get it paid for at the same time

[Vaikyuko]

Writer.

Close enough to it. Just a little more work and being published isn't far away.

[Holy Knight]

Unemployed with 4 mill in the bank (living off interest ftw).

.00075th of the way there!

But for an actual job, I wouldn't mind being CFO or own my own business.

[Haro!]

I want to start a religion and live off of that. If that fails I'd like a job in the city's landmarks preservation commission. I don't mind office labor and I think it would serve a purpose that I agree with, rather than my current job.

[SangoStrummer]

Well, if my cult fails then I'll continue on with becoming a Nurse Practitioner U_U

[Caster13]

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/982/fra97k9fc00g4msmedium.jpg

THIS.

Best. Job. Ever.

[RecentMidget]

one of those guys who ****s the porn stars. They're not known or anything, they just get paid to have sex with a woman. And that's awesome.

[SapperSix]

THIS.

Best. Job. Ever.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/celebrity-pictures-hyneman-savage-best-job.jpg

one of those guys who ****s the porn stars. They're not known or anything, they just get paid to have sex with a woman. And that's awesome.

Yeah, nothing is more fun then banging extremely loose women with a 5 hour erection.

[Caster13]

I feel bad for the Mythbusters though, because they have so many weeaboos and Narutards emailing them constantly. I see some of the myths they get from fans and it makes me want to hit my head on the coffee table in front of the couch.

[Siendra]

Yeah, nothing is more fun then banging extremely loose women with a 5 hour erection.

You forgot how much you itch and burn afterwards.

[Anamin]

Gainfully employed step-dancer.

[Bernard_Monsha]

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Harem inspector with a side job of running down and crushing cyclist with a mastodon.

[HSaabedra]

Already doing it. See sig. :)

[The Million Dollar Prons]

^ Being Shin-Getter's webmaster is your dream job? Humberto, I'm touched!

[Carhill22]

cattle rancher/ ag journalist.. will be sending out resumes out in like 2 months..

[MirKz]

Not sure to be honest, but I'd like something that rolls in cash, gets respect and you dont have to work 5 days a week because you're making so much money :)

[Genet]

I want to be an embalmer, lol :D

[Arnold]

Writer for Marvel Comics. They do seem to need one, these last few years.