Assault with grits.

[Caster13]

Title says it all.

BOUTTE, La. - A 44-year-old woman was booked with second-degree battery after allegedly pouring a pot of boiling grits onto her sleeping boyfriend.

St. Charles Parish sheriff's deputies said Carolyn Brown caused second-degree burns on the man's face and arms. The man told deputies that he came home from work on Nov. 7, got into an argument with Brown, told her that he was breaking up with her, then went to bed.

The Times-Picayune reported Brown was arrested Wednesday and booked into the Nelson Coleman Correctional Facility.

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[Shiroiyuki]

^Grits aren't just food. Grits are like...evil food. They seriously burn like hell.

Ewww...

[Fobb]

Grits are disgusting.

Even if you figure out you're supposed to wait for them to cool down.

[autsiticanime]

He went to bed after breaking up with her...in her house? Where she could be in easy distance to reek revenge on him?

Lesson of the day: when you have a fight with your girlfriend, get the f**k outta there.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Grits are disgusting.

Even if you figure out you're supposed to wait for them to cool down.

Grits are some of the best food around, nothing beats eggs overeasy over grits on a cold day.

This is not original they actually had a singer can't think of who he is but his wife did the same thing when he came home drum and beat her.

[Arnold]

Grits are some of the best food around, nothing beats eggs overeasy over grits on a cold day.

This is not original they actually had a singer can't think of who he is but his wife did the same thing when he came home drum and beat her.

Maybe we're talking about the same thing, but something similar happened with singer Al Green. His girlfriend at the time wanted to get married, he said no way, she dumped a pot of boiling grits on his back and then killed herself.

[Midoriko87]

I wonder if she was Black. Growing up, old folk were always telling stories about some woman throwing boiling grits on her cheating (sometimes abusive) boyfriend/husband. Yea, boiling grits and highly caustic homemade hair relaxer made from potato starch. :unsure:

[Old Ape Face]

Maybe we're talking about the same thing, but something similar happened with singer Al Green. His girlfriend at the time wanted to get married, he said no way, she dumped a pot of boiling grits on his back and then killed herself.

another case of the woman over reacting much?

Sure she's pissed because he wont marry her, but perhaps that's the reason why he wouldn't?

[Fobb]

Grits are some of the best food around, nothing beats eggs overeasy over grits on a cold day.

This is not original they actually had a singer can't think of who he is but his wife did the same thing when he came home drum and beat her.

Maybe it was the grits I had, but I had them once and never again.

They were so plain it was disgusting.

[Caster13]

I prefer hash browns. :P

[The Million Dollar Prons]

He went to bed after breaking up with her...in her house? Where she could be in easy distance to reek revenge on him?


I've done that before. Needless to say it's really awkward when you wake up.

[Soluzar]

Grits are some of the best food around, nothing beats eggs overeasy over grits on a cold day.
Made of corn, right? How do you go about making 'em exactly?

[waltsoph3]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo thats gotta hurt!

To blame her..or not to blame her..that is the question.

[Caster13]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo thats gotta hurt!

To blame her..or not to blame her..that is the question.

Blame her.

[Broand]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo thats gotta hurt!

To blame her..or not to blame her..that is the question.

You know waltsoph, all this unnatural drawing of conclusions, worries and questions from ANY random topic that involves either a lawsuit and/or a crime has me worried that, in some topic wherein a man is assaulted by another man's trained doves, that you'll inadvertently persuade the leaders of major world countries to dispatch multiple assassins to your present location. Said assassins (Lead by, erm... Leader Desslock) shall teach you critical thinking, grammar and the general knowledge of "not drawing opinions that have no possible relation to the knowledge at hand"

What the hell is a grit anyway?

[SapperSix]

What the hell is a grit anyway?

Grits
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A more important question is: What the hell is a Hokie?

[Carhill22]

now thats how to win back you man!

[Aragami]

This is too gritty for me.

I hope that the man received proper compensation, or that the criminal was justly punished.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Made of corn, right? How do you go about making 'em exactly?

They are ground hominy which is corn soaked in lye. It is a rough grained grind of dried hominy. It is really just a Hominy porridge so you just add water and cook it is very neutral in flavor except for a faint salty and nutty flavor. I prefer mine with some butter and two eggs cooked over easy so I can break the yolk and mix it in. If it is cooked properly it is very creamy and fluffy. People use it as a base for lots of things from shrimp, cheese and peppers. The only exception to this is in the north were the cold affects their brains and they mix it with cream and sugar. :x

[waltsoph3]

You know waltsoph, all this unnatural drawing of conclusions, worries and questions from ANY random topic that involves either a lawsuit and/or a crime has me worried that, in some topic wherein a man is assaulted by another man's trained doves, that you'll inadvertently persuade the leaders of major world countries to dispatch multiple assassins to your present location. Said assassins (Lead by, erm... Leader Desslock) shall teach you critical thinking, grammar and the general knowledge of "not drawing opinions that have no possible relation to the knowledge at hand"

What the hell is a grit anyway?

lol..what? I wasn't even taking this story seriously! It was just a joke.

Sesh when you guys say I lighten up and I do..this is what I get?

[Broand]

It helps to actually, you know, make your joke funny. Making them sound like jokes is your first priority though.

This isn't what he meant with breakfast in bed anyway.

[willag]

Da-hur, da-hur, let's all jump on the walt-bashing bus because it's the cool thing to do! All you have to do is make a snarky or insulting comment at whatever he says and you're automatically in the "Cool Kids Club".

Thumbs up, bro.



Don't go about trying to act all witty and big stuff and then ask a question that can be easily answered by a google search (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=what+is+a+grit%3F&aq=f&oq=&aqi=l1g3g-s2g2).

[fujyoshi]

holy crap /heh some people actually hate grits too

[Old Ape Face]

Don't go about trying to act all witty and big stuff and then ask a question that can be easily answered by a google search (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=what+is+a+grit%3F&aq=f&oq=&aqi=l1g3g-s2g2).

but there are people who are just too lazy to do that.