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SapperSix
December 11th, 2009, 12:15 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/AheadoftheCurve/pentagon-zombifies-pigs-save-injured-soldiers/story?id=9294487

Around half of U.S. troop fatalities are caused by blood loss from battlefield injuries. Now, with another 30,000 troops deploying to Afghanistan, the Pentagon is pushing for medical advances that can save more lives during combat.

The Defense Department's latest research idea: Stop bleeding injuries by turning pigs into the semi-undead. If it works out, we humans could be the next ones to be zombified.
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Military's mad-science arm Darpa has awarded $9.9 million to the Texas A&M Institute for Preclinical Studies (TIPS), to develop treatments that can extend a "golden period" when injured war fighters have the best chance of coming back from massive blood loss.
Odds of survival plummet after an hour — during combat, that kind of quick evacuation, triage and treatment is often impossible.

The institute's research will be based on previous Darpa-funded efforts. One project, at Stanford University, hypothesized that humans could one day mimic the hibernation abilities of squirrels — who emerge from winter months no worse for wear — using a pancreatic enzyme we have in common with the critters.

The other, led by Dr. Mark Roth at the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center, used nematode worms and rats to test how hydrogen sulfide could block the body's ability to use oxygen — creating a kind of "suspended animation" where hearts stop beating and wounds don't bleed. After removing 60 percent of the rat's blood, Dr. Roth managed to keep the critters alive for 10 hours using his hydrogen sulfide cocktail. The next logical step: Try the same thing on pigs.

They've got a similar cardiovascular system to humans, and TIPS researchers Theresa Fossum and Matthew Miller think they can accurately predict human results from the swine trials. Using anesthetized pigs, the doctors are testing various compounds, some containing hydrogen sulfide, to find one that can safely keep the hemorrhaging animals "as close to death as possible."
With a 15-person team working exclusively on the project, the institute anticipates successful results within 18 months. "Darpa wants this to happen yesterday, because it was needed yesterday," Dr. Miller told Danger Room.

Caster13
December 11th, 2009, 12:28 PM
Wow, so a zombie Apocalypse might actually happen if something goes wrong?

I'm getting some guns and a buttload of ammo.

RecentMidget
December 11th, 2009, 12:29 PM
already got a **** ton of blades, so I'm good.

willag
December 11th, 2009, 04:29 PM
Woundstat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQq_elBE7WY)

The company I co-oped for during college ran testing for this - it's very effective. It was funded by military, I believe.

EDIT: Oh, they recalled it. QuikClot is still effective, however.

On the other hand, zombies sounds cooler. Hm...

Aragami
December 11th, 2009, 05:18 PM
I am just imagining this lab of zombie pigs being kept near death or whatever. It's kind of wtf.

Arnold
December 11th, 2009, 06:15 PM
Eventually it will be revealed that TIPS has ties to the Umbrella corporation...

Old Ape Face
December 11th, 2009, 06:17 PM
I wonder if cooked human flesh tastes like pork...

seba_boi
December 12th, 2009, 02:36 AM
Wow, so a zombie Apocalypse might actually happen if something goes wrong?

I'm getting some guns and a buttload of ammo.

It might actually happend during our lifetime... Kinda morbid...

Caster13
December 12th, 2009, 07:12 AM
Maybe I should also get a cricket bat, or whatever it's really called.

Shiroiyuki
December 12th, 2009, 08:36 AM
Aww, man. If we're gonna have a Zombie Apocalypse, it's gotta be something better than pigs. I mean...pigs? WTF? They aren't even that scary!


Now, chickens on the other hand...I've seen a zombie chicken. It was horrible.

Even without their heads they keep going.

fujyoshi
December 12th, 2009, 11:24 AM
wuut zombie apocolypse? Oh dang wheres the happy music in the background auhauahauhuaa

Mazinkaiser
December 12th, 2009, 04:06 PM
eh, I've got plenty of guns, so I'm good. I just need to stock up on more ammo (somehow, I don't think i have enough for the end of the world -_-; ), canned food and toilet paper.

Jack_Bauer
December 12th, 2009, 04:13 PM
I think rather than doing this, DARPA should be working (which im sure they've started) on a "super soldier" program. Rather than coming up with faster ways to get the warfighters back into the fight, instead they enhance their performance tenfold and lessen the chance of getting hurt.

Though Im nto sure of the vailidity of this article, its got some pretty cool ideas that may or may not be already in development.
http://nextbigfuture.com/2008/07/3-billion-super-soldier-program-10.html

Caster13
December 12th, 2009, 05:03 PM
eh, I've got plenty of guns, so I'm good. I just need to stock up on more ammo (somehow, I don't think i have enough for the end of the world -_-; ), canned food and toilet paper.

Wait, you haven't stocked up on duct tape? You're doomed.