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Bernard_Monsha
December 7th, 2009, 10:32 PM
If you read between the lines he really means Jews want to stop the Mahdi.

US wants to stop mankind's savior: Iran leader (http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2009/12/07/93422.html)

Ahmadinejad says US planning to prevent coming of Mahdi

ran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said he has documented evidence that the United States is doing what it can to prevent the coming of the Mahdi, the Imam that Muslims believe will be ultimate savior of mankind, press reports said Monday.

“We have documented proof that they [U.S.] believe that a descendant of the prophet of Islam will raise in these parts [Middle East] and he will dry the roots of all injustice in the world,” the hard-line president said, addressing an audience of families of those killed during the 1980’s war against Iraq.

“They have devised all these plans to prevent the coming of the Hidden Imam because they know that the Iranian nation is the one that will prepare the grounds for his coming and will be the supporters of his rule."

Iranian news website Tabnak said Ahmadinejad further revealed plots by both the East and the West to wipe out the Islamic Republic.

"They have planned to annihilate Iran. This is why all policymakers and analysts believe Iran is the true winner in the Middle East," he went on to proclaim, adding that they were after Iranian oil and other natural resources.

"In Afghanistan, they are caught like an animal in a quagmire. But instead of pulling their troops out to save themselves, they are deploying more soldiers. Even if they stay in Afghanistan for another 50 years they will be forced to leave with disgrace -- because this is a historical experience."

The president said on his last visit to New York he asked officials "Is there not one sane person in your country to tell you these things?"

"They know themselves that they need Iran in the Middle East, but because of their arrogance they do not want to accept this reality. They are nothing without the Iranian nation and all their rhetoric is because they don't want to appear weak," he added.

The Million Dollar Prons
December 7th, 2009, 11:24 PM
Iran is a little late; The Dune movie came out in 1984.

Jack_Bauer
December 7th, 2009, 11:36 PM
I truly despise that man. I need to add him to the "Punched in the face" list. His endless propaganda is almost as entertaining as the "Iraqi Minister of Information", Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
http://www.chiffandfipple.com/cf4-20-03/07-minister.jpg

Anyway, this Iranian President (Whose name I cant pronounce even if my life depended on it) has forgotten that the Persian Empire fell already and theres really no ressurecting it. I hope the Jews show them who's the boss..

Black Cat
December 8th, 2009, 12:36 AM
Ahmadinejad, i've learned to spell his name properly now you just have to practice

Bernard_Monsha
December 8th, 2009, 12:39 AM
Anyway, this Iranian President (Whose name I cant pronounce even if my life depended on it) has forgotten that the Persian Empire fell already and theres really no ressurecting it. I hope the Jews show them who's the boss..

The best mispronunciation I have heard is "I'm in the mood for Jihad"

CrossboneGundam
December 8th, 2009, 08:20 AM
Ahmadinejad is an apostate for suggesting that anyone could stop The Coming. ALLAHU ACKBAR!

Leader Desslock
December 8th, 2009, 08:30 AM
I say we give Ahmadinejad the Water Of Life and find out whether or not he's the Kwizatz Haderach. If not, then the gene pool really isn't out much.

Has he even called a sandworm yet? Why are we even listening to this guy? Take his water!

Trefellin
December 8th, 2009, 10:05 AM
Anyway, this Iranian President (Whose name I cant pronounce even if my life depended on it)

I believe it's pronounced, Ah-http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s297/stamperhog/vomit.gif-ma-din-ah-jhad.

willag
December 8th, 2009, 10:09 AM
"They know themselves that they need Iran in the Middle East, but because of their arrogance they do not want to accept this reality. They are nothing without the Iranian nation..."

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4936/mahmoudahmadinejadjoker.jpg

"Oh, U.S. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."


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EDIT: Pic in separate post.

animeotaku99
December 8th, 2009, 10:38 AM
I said it before. We need to flase flag Iran to cause Israel and such to go to war with them. We (The US) just need to sit back and not get involved after that

Bernard_Monsha
December 8th, 2009, 11:20 AM
What I'm in the mood for Jihad failed to mention is the CIA hired Gerard Butler to watch the well in Qum so he can scream and kick the Mahdi back down the well.

taily
December 8th, 2009, 12:38 PM
My god it's like watching a stranded, dying goldfish trying to eat a grizzly bear whole.

Fobb
December 8th, 2009, 03:42 PM
lol what a fool

Jack_Bauer
December 8th, 2009, 03:45 PM
"Im in the mood for Jihad" is almost as witty as Saddam Hussein when it comes to his anti-american sentiments.

throughhim413
December 8th, 2009, 04:17 PM
all their rhetoric is because they don't want to appear weakI know you are but what am I?

willag
December 8th, 2009, 04:35 PM
"They know themselves that they need Iran in the Middle East, but because of their arrogance they do not want to accept this reality. They are nothing without the Iranian nation..."

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/4936/mahmoudahmadinejadjoker.jpg


There we go!

Boomhauer
December 8th, 2009, 04:57 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4IqAMwAGn1w/SATh9H8BbCI/AAAAAAAABIw/9y_J6AHDzjw/s400/good-grief-charlie-brown.jpg
Oh, brother!

Rem+
December 8th, 2009, 05:10 PM
I said it before. We need to flase flag Iran to cause Israel and such to go to war with them. We (The US) just need to sit back and not get involved after that

I totally agree, US buts into others business than we pay for it. I am Iranian/ Persian myself but I'm in America so, what can I do?

US should let the Israelis and Iranians do their bidding.

Fobb
December 8th, 2009, 09:27 PM
I totally agree, US buts into others business than we pay for it. I am Iranian/ Persian myself but I'm in America so, what can I do?

US should let the Israelis and Iranians do their bidding.

You, an Iranian, agree that the US should "flase" flag your own country and trick Israel to go to war with you?

Interesting.

Justinian
December 8th, 2009, 09:54 PM
What I'm in the mood for Jihad failed to mention is the CIA hired Gerard Butler to watch the well in Qum so he can scream and kick the Mahdi back down the well.

Hehehehe, that was pretty funny.

Rem+
December 8th, 2009, 10:38 PM
You, an Iranian, agree that the US should "flase" flag your own country and trick Israel to go to war with you?

Interesting.

You got me wrong. I'am saying that you should let it be their business, dont twist my words.

Jack_Bauer
December 8th, 2009, 10:47 PM
I agree. I say we leave Iran alone and let them do what they want. I honestly think that they just want some kind of attention. If they want to have nukes, go ahead. But if they ever strike against the US, Israel or anyone else for that matter then I say we unleash the "meanest, the cruelest, the most sadist unforgiving mother f@%kers in God's cruel kingdom" on them.

Fobb
December 9th, 2009, 05:46 AM
You got me wrong. I'am saying that you should let it be their business, dont twist my words.

I'm not twisting your words, just stating that you didn't read his post correctly.

Word of advice, unless you're a super neo-conservative and xenophobe, you should never agree with animematt.

tofuman
December 9th, 2009, 10:12 AM
Oh Ahmadinejad. Your so funny:lol:

l0k1
December 9th, 2009, 11:40 AM
I say we give Ahmadinejad the Water Of Life and find out whether or not he's the Kwizatz Haderach. If not, then the gene pool really isn't out much.

Has he even called a sandworm yet? Why are we even listening to this guy? Take his water!

Cut his recycling tubes and water pouches and send him out into the desert with no stillsuit!

Aragami
December 9th, 2009, 01:07 PM
This could really outrage anyone who would believe it.

Caster13
December 9th, 2009, 01:36 PM
I agree. I say we leave Iran alone and let them do what they want. I honestly think that they just want some kind of attention. If they want to have nukes, go ahead. But if they ever strike against the US, Israel or anyone else for that matter then I say we unleash the "meanest, the cruelest, the most sadist unforgiving mother f@%kers in God's cruel kingdom" on them.

**** Yea!! :smokin:

Wait are you talking about Rednecks? Cause if you let Rednecks run wild in a war with no rules there will be nothing left.
Cut his recycling tubes and water pouches and send him out into the desert with no stillsuit!

Dune reference, right?

I think I might want to check Dune out, I've never read it.

The Million Dollar Prons
December 9th, 2009, 01:41 PM
Dune reference, right?

I think I might want to check Dune out, I've never read it.

You should, and then you can watch the 1984 David Lynch movie, which is one of my favourite movies of all time but only if you've read the book first.

Caster13
December 9th, 2009, 01:42 PM
But which book in the Dune series?

EDIT: Is it really nerdy or something?

The Million Dollar Prons
December 9th, 2009, 01:45 PM
But which book in the Dune series?

EDIT: Is it really nerdy or something?

1: Dune
2: Dune Messiah
3: Children of Dune

Is the original triology, and then there's God Emperor of Dune, Heretics of Dune, and Chapterhouse dune. And then ten years after the original author died, his son decided he wanted to be a big time rock and roll star and wrote like 50 prequels which read more like Star Wars than dune.


It's not really nerdy, but it's very well written and each "part" of the book feels a little different than the rest. There's a lot of characters too.

And Iron Maiden wrote a song about it, so it's like you can rock out while reading it.

Boomhauer
December 9th, 2009, 06:22 PM
But which book in the Dune series?

EDIT: Is it really nerdy or something?

It has a sci-fi nerd following, but it's good nonetheless, even for the casual sci-fi fan.

Kagura
December 10th, 2009, 02:21 PM
How in the world are we doing this? lol