Punched in the face.

[SapperSix]

In all honesty who do you want punch in the face. In can be real person or fake.

Also if you just so happen to be on the receiving end of a punch to the face. Who is going to be the person to do it to you?

http://www.jimletourneau.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/punch-in-face.jpg

[Melion]

I would like to punch a fanatic Twilight fangirl.

And if I would get punched, I would like Captain Falcon to do it. Just to hear him scream:

FALCOOOON PUNCH!

http://upload.snelhest.org/images/091206adgggauk7.png

[fujyoshi]

wow that freaked me out a little o_o

[Old Ape Face]

I would like myself to be punched in the face, by... Myself.

[SapperSix]

I would like myself to be punched in the face, by... Myself.

You're a true visionary.

[fujyoshi]

I would like myself to be punched in the face, by... Myself.

you are a genius :O

[Trefellin]

http://upload.snelhest.org/images/091206adgggauk7.png

Actually, Ganondorf's warlock punch is greater ownage. It is more powerful and achieves greater destruction.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/ChaosUnit/Spikefest/02.jpg

[Caster13]

Punch in the face is far too minor for the person I hate the most.

As for me being punched in the face, my little cousin who's like 3. Hey you did say anybody! :lol:

[Old Ape Face]

I don't think Kenpachi needs a punch in the face, he needs to have his face melted by me as I play Orion almost perfectly.

[SapperSix]

As for me being punched in the face, my little cousin who's like 3. Hey you did say anybody! :lol:

Just because you said that, I want this guy to punch you in the face.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ov1vR6RVtkQ/Suqez5JblcI/AAAAAAAAClE/g2am_Z6edXM/s400/BrockMMA.jpg

[Old Ape Face]

Just because you said that, I want this guy to punch you in the face.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ov1vR6RVtkQ/Suqez5JblcI/AAAAAAAAClE/g2am_Z6edXM/s400/BrockMMA.jpg

Brock Lessner?

I didn't know Sapper was a fan of post acting gimmick wrestling.

Edit: clearly there is UFC on his left hand.

[Arnold]

Everyone indirectly responsible for the poor job market today.

Yeah, my fist's going to be sore.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Everyone indirectly responsible for the poor job market today.

Yeah, my fist's going to be sore.

But Keynes has been dead for years.

[seba_boi]

Funny, I can only think of punching Jon Gosselin in the face...

[Caster13]

Stephanie Meyer.

[anime____4ever]

anyone who is rich, and believes they are better than others because of it.
you know, they type of people that spend $500 on a pair of jeans. just so they can have the "nice" jeans.

if i could punch girls, i would punch everyone on them that owns a coach product.

hmmmmmm...... as for me.
i'd like to be punched by the pope.
i wonder what divine wrath feels like??

[Fobb]

At the World Women's Conference the first speaker from England stood up: "At last years' conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
The crowd cheered.

The second speaker from America stood up: "After last years' conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own wash, but mine too."

The crowd cheered.

The third speaker from Australia stood up: "After last years' conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
I'd probably do that.

[taily]

I'd probably do that.

You'd beat your wife if she asked you to do something?

[Trefellin]

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj117/RatedRDivaStar666/Amber_milla-jovovich.jpg

[Leader Desslock]

As for who I'd like to punch... you know, I'd love to be the guy who got to get in the boxing ring with Uwe Boll. I'd have trained like a fiend for that opportunity.

Who I'd like to punch me? Reidar. Assuming I survived, that'd be one more thing that should've killed me but didn't. I'm not sure how many of those I have left, but for the sake of AN epicness, I'd like it to be Reidar.

[Caster13]

Other people I'd like to hit would be those that give their Lambo or something to their teenage daughter or son to drive. Or their wife, or girlfriend. 9/10 it will end up being wrecked.

Wait, can brass knuckles be used? :huh:

[SapperSix]

Other people I'd like to hit would be those that give their Lambo or something to their teenage daughter or son to drive. Or their wife, or girlfriend. 9/10 it will end up being wrecked.

Wait, can brass knuckles be used? :huh:

The only rule is that you can't punch your mom in the face.

[Caster13]

Thank you.

[Aragami]

I don't hang lights early,
Unless I risk having my lights punched out

Let there be peace on earth
and let it begin with me

[Old Ape Face]

I don't hang lights early,
Unless I risk having my lights punched out

Let there be peace on earth
and let it begin with me

^Needs to listen to some Tool once in a while.

Ooops wrong thread...

[Caster13]

Major Nelson.

Simple reason really: For not doing anything with Genie for years.

[Arnold]

But Keynes has been dead for years.

I'll punch whatever's left of his corpse, that's enough.

[Old Ape Face]

I would like to find the bus driver who killed Cliff Burton, and smash his face with a bass ball bat.

[Arnold]

New one:

The cooks at the Saddle Brook Diner who served my friend and I with chicken fingers with raw chicken meat inside. Not just undercooked, RAW.

Two punches to the face to the manager who expected us to pay for our replacement plate.

[Old Ape Face]

I would like to find the bus driver who killed Cliff Burton, and smash his face with a bass ball bat.

You know I would have edited this myself, but really in this case I wouldn't mind smashing the guys face with a bass guitar either. They're rather heavy too so it would do some damage if used properly.

[SapperSix]

You know I would have edited this myself, but really in this case I wouldn't mind smashing the guys face with a bass guitar either. They're rather heavy too so it would do some damage if used properly.

This is a thread about punching someone in the face, not using a weapon of opportunity. That can be saved for another day.

Oh how I would love punch this douche bag in the face.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Dane-Cook-hb01.jpg

[Old Ape Face]

This is a thread about punching someone in the face, not using a weapon of opportunity. That can be saved for another day.

Oh how I would love punch this douche bag in the face.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Dane-Cook-hb01.jpg

Oh of cource, I would still like to use a weapon of some such, but a fist will more that work for this thread.

Dane Cook needs to be slapped while he's eating an ice cream cone, just so that person can say "You will remember me forever!!!"

[Caster13]

New one:

The cooks at the Saddle Brook Diner who served my friend and I with chicken fingers with raw chicken meat inside. Not just undercooked, RAW.

Two punches to the face to the manager who expected us to pay for our replacement plate.

The Saddle Brook Diner is ****ing awesome!! The food there rocks, well except for this instance. But still, I love that place.

Remember that I'm from Jersey too.

[DavenIII]

That women on you think you can dance that just screams all the time, I'd like to punch her in the face.

[Arnold]

The Saddle Brook Diner is ****ing awesome!! The food there rocks, well except for this instance. But still, I love that place.

Remember that I'm from Jersey too.

I loved it too, until this happened. Been there a bunch of times, my friend even more. Wouldn't have been as big a deal if the manager wasn't being a jackass.

[DavenIII]

I loved it too, until this happened. Been there a bunch of times, my friend even more. Wouldn't have been as big a deal if the manager wasn't being a jackass.

Stateline Diner is the winner of all NJ diners just FYI.

used to be Tiffany's like 10 years ago but that place went downhill.

[Arnold]

Taking it back on topic, I nominate Glen Beck as a punch-to-the-face candidate.

[DavenIII]

Taking it back on topic, I nominate Glen Beck as a punch-to-the-face candidate.

Thumbs Down to that nomination IMHO, he may exaggerate and be overly emotional with his delivery, but most of the time, what he's saying is the truth, better then the left wing media pushers like K.O.

[Caster13]

Here's some more people I'd love to punch.

The creators of MTV. I'd use iron knuckles.
The person who thought of reality television (besides Cops, that's good). Iron knuckles too.
Paris Hilton.
Everyone in the jury who found OJ not guilty.
Twilight fans.
The person who thought of 2girls1cup.
George Bush.
Oprah.
The guy who killed John Lennon. Iron knuckles laced with cobra venom.

[Trefellin]

I think Dane Cook is funny... :unsure:

[Anamin]

uh Carrot Top. Especially now that he's all musclely, apparently. . .

[Melion]

I think Dane Cook is funny... :unsure:

Ditto...

I want to punch my dad if it is ok by the rules here.

[Carhill22]

my holistic management teacher.. total D-bag, one of those teachers that asks our opinion and then marks us down for disagreeing with him..

[animefan88]

-Joan Cusack
-Frylock from ATHF
-Fran Drescher
-People with fake tans
-The creators of 300
-The cast of 300
-People who like 300
-Twilight fans
-Carrot Top
-Kate Gosselin
-My high school gym teacher
-Anyone with the last name "Cashdollar"
-The local police force
-Kanye West
-People who litter
-Hikaru from KOR

[SapperSix]

-Joan Cusack
-Frylock from ATHF
-Fran Drescher
-People with fake tans
-The creators of 300
-The cast of 300
-People who like 300
-Twilight fans
-Carrot Top
-Kate Gosselin
-My high school gym teacher
-Anyone with the last name "Cashdollar"
-The local police force
-Kanye West
-People who litter
-Hikaru from KOR

Quite a list you got there. You better get started now.

Ditto...

I want to punch my dad if it is ok by the rules here.

By all means go for it. Beating your dad is a right of passage into manhood.

[Jack_Bauer]

These guys and the rest of their kind

http://ps3.kombo.com/images/content/features/guidos_aloneindark.jpg

And these

http://www.photographenbuero.de/photographenbuero2.0/BLOG/1620B0E3-9BAC-4AF9-89AD-22B579743DB8_files/Emo-Kids_I_167.jpg

With the exception of the girls. Some emo girls are actually good lookin and its a damn shame they're wasting their potential on this type of crap.


(If you are a guido or an emo kid and offended by this.....Im not apologizing at all.)

[Arnold]

Thumbs Down to that nomination IMHO, he may exaggerate and be overly emotional with his delivery, but most of the time, what he's saying is the truth, better then the left wing media pushers like K.O.

I choose Beck because he annoys the hell out of me, regardless of political agenda.

[Boomhauer]

These guys and the rest of their kind

http://ps3.kombo.com/images/content/features/guidos_aloneindark.jpg

(If you are a guido or an emo kid and offended by this.....Im not apologizing at all.)

I agree. the entire cast of Jersey Shore needs a beating. their parents too. it's almost too easy. you're in a club fist-pumping and you let one slip. "oh sorry bro. i'm really feeling this beat.....jager-bomb?" you could probably get 3 or 4 punches in before they start to catch on.

let's see...who else?

every douche bag I've ever met, spoken to or conversed with online.

Paul Watson of the Sea Shepherds.

there are so many more I can't mention without starting a flame war so they shall remain nameless.

Capt. Crunch because his cereal is so enticing but it shreds your mouth to pieces.

oh, and I wouldn't mind if a hot girl punched me in the face while we were, uh, "playing rodeo".:naughty:

[Caster13]

These guys and the rest of their kind

http://ps3.kombo.com/images/content/features/guidos_aloneindark.jpg

That looks like it was made as a joke. However, I speak for all of New Jersey by telling you that ALL OF THE PEOPLE THERE ARE NOT LIKE THAT. People may think that, but they couldn't be more wrong. People in Jersey loathe guidos. Even though New Jersey really is one of the worst states, they make it look worse.

[l0k1]

Margaret Thatcher
Boris Johnson
David Cameron

[anime____4ever]

These guys and the rest of their kind

http://ps3.kombo.com/images/content/features/guidos_aloneindark.jpg

LOL YES!!

man do i hate these types.
we may not have guidos here in ohio, but we have the same kinda thing. the guys that all look alike, and are wearing abercrombie from head to toe.

they also remind me of some of the punk frat-boy types.

[Soluzar]

People in Jersey loathe guidos.
Casual racism for the win? How is that a good thing? I don't get it.

Unless I'm misinformed, and that term doesn't refer to a racial stereotype.

[DavenIII]

Casual racism for the win? How is that a good thing? I don't get it.

Unless I'm misinformed, and that term doesn't refer to a racial stereotype.

It doesn't really mean the same thing it used to, now it refers specifically to the spiky haired guys in that picture, or the "I got Gotti" type kids.

[CrossboneGundam]

But Keynes has been dead for years.

Exactly how is he responsible for a lack of jobs? What exactly would the bailout money have been better spent on?

And this is keeping in mind that Keynes was an absolutely schizophrenic theorist who contradicted himself constantly.

Casual racism for the win? How is that a good thing? I don't get it.

Unless I'm misinformed, and that term doesn't refer to a racial stereotype.

Guido is an ethnic/social classification, you're not born a Guido. Babies can't spray tan their faces a deep orange and spike their hair and workout and say things like "**** WAS SO CASH" while making ducklips when photographed.

[Caster13]

I still say that was done as a joke. That can't be real.

[blackknight]

I would like to punch the vast majority of Pennsylvanians in the face. They can't drive, come over to MY state and throw their garbage everywhere and then complain about what a dump Jersey is, then go back home and gloat about how they pigged up Jersey. And that's just the Eastern ones!

As for being punched myself, I don't need to be. Nothing will ever top when a girl (about a head taller than me) punched me in the face in the sixth grade and stapled my lower lip to my upper braces. That is what I call epic fail on my part.

[Boomhauer]

That looks like it was made as a joke. However, I speak for all of New Jersey by telling you that ALL OF THE PEOPLE THERE ARE NOT LIKE THAT. People may think that, but they couldn't be more wrong. People in Jersey loathe guidos. Even though New Jersey really is one of the worst states, they make it look worse.

Yeah, in the show Jersey Shore all of the "guidos" and "guidettes" are not from New Jersey. They're either from New York or Rhode Island.

Exactly how is he responsible for a lack of jobs? What exactly would the bailout money have been better spent on?

And this is keeping in mind that Keynes was an absolutely schizophrenic theorist who contradicted himself constantly.

I don't know how it makes any sense to blame Keynes. His ideas are for government intervention into the natural downturns of market economies. Woodrow Wilson and Adam Smith are much more to blame than Keynes. Even that's a stretch and simply unrealistic.

[Caster13]

I want to Falcon Punch this girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNLpZdDz-1k

[Trefellin]

Oh, if you really, really hate Dane Cook you should watch the movie Mr. Brooks. I think that's what it's called. It stars Kevin Costner as a serial killer and it's pretty good.

[Jack_Bauer]

That pic pre-dates Jersey Shore. Those guys are for real, they are no sh!t 100% grade A douchebag guidos.

[Justinian]

These guys and the rest of their kind

http://ps3.kombo.com/images/content/features/guidos_aloneindark.jpg(If you are a guido or an emo kid and offended by this.....Im not apologizing at all.)

What the hell is a guido? And why is their hair like that? Was this done as a joke... I mean their hair looks like the back of a porcupine and they all have it styled the exact same way... Do people really go out in public like this?

[Jack_Bauer]

What the hell is a guido? And why is their hair like that? Was this done as a joke... I mean their hair looks like the back of a porcupine and they have it styled the exact same way... Do people really go out in public like this?

I got this from urbandictionary.com

A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.

WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.

NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.

GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.

PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief.

[Arnold]

I've never met a single "guido" in spite of this area supposedly being rife with them. Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong crowds.

[Jack_Bauer]

^ Arnold, I dont think you'd want to meet any of them. They're generally only nice to their own kind. Most of the guidos that I've met (and yes I've met them before), I wanted to punch in the face but I usually regain my composure (that and I dont feel like getting arrested).

[Caster13]

I've never met a single "guido" in spite of this area supposedly being rife with them. Maybe I'm hanging out in the right crowds.

Fixed.


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