Boom.

[Caster13]

My work blew up. :| Seriously.

Apparently there was a leak from a large propane container or something last night and somehow something ignited it, causing a massive explosion throughout the warehouse, blowing out windows, igniting other flammable chemicals causing more fire, which therefore almost lit up a gas line which would have caused a mushroom cloud had the fire department been located about two miles away and stopped the fire. <_< So when I went to go to work this morning and saw my work like this, I almost dropped a load in my boxers, and this is exactly what came out of my mouth...

"HOLY ****!! WHAT THE ****ING MOTHER****ING **** HAPPENED!!?!?!!? HOLY ****ING ****!!!" :eek::eek:

Followed by some more profanity.

So basically I'm out of work for awhile unless they can place all of the workers somewhere else in other shipping warehouses. Great, just great...*twitch*....WHY THE **** DOES THIS **** HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME DAMMIT!?!?!

Looks like getting a new car is being put on hold for right now....s***.

[l0k1]

Just as planned..

[Melion]

Why does this remind me of that scene in Office Space?

Anyway, that gotta suck major a** man. Hope it will fix it one way or another. :(

[Caster13]

I'm thinking it might be the weeaboo who almost burned down my work on accident earlier this year trying to get revenge.

And this reminds me of King of the Hill with the Megalomart blowing up more than anything. That's why I put Boom as the title.

Boomhauer: (gibberish)

911 Lady: Sir you're going to have to slow down I can't understand you.

Boomhauer: The...Megalomart....dang ol'...boom.

[Shiroiyuki]

Well it's a good thing this didn't happen during the day while you were there. Otherwise you'd be out of more than just a job...

[Caster13]

To quote Beevis and Butthead: This sucks more than anything else has ever sucked before.

[Jack_Bauer]

It was a terrorist attack because we were showing mohammed on family guy.

[Caster13]

It was a terrorist attack because we were showing mohammed on family guy.

Normally I would laugh hysterically, but now I made a slight, one very small "Ha!" from this.

[Jack_Bauer]

they have insurance for these kind of things. This normally doesn't mean that business stops for your company. It might take a couple of weeks (hopefully less) but Im thinking that you guys will have a temporary place of work. Good luck!

Sorry for the joke earlier. Bad timing on my part. When we have something real bad happening at my work, we just find ways to laugh at it to keep the morale high. Again, my apologies

[Bernard_Monsha]

Didn't this happen before?

[Onigiri]

Did anybody get hurt?

[LISA HAYES]

http://www.deskpicture.com/DPs/Miscellaneous/kaboom.jpg


its my fault>KABOOM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/bs/7/78/Dusko_Dugousko.jpg

[Undrave]

Gotta admit that's a pretty awesome way to lose a job: KABOOOM!!

[ThePhillyFlash]

To quote Beevis and Butthead: This sucks more than anything else has ever sucked before.

Well, as long as you weren't IN the place when it went boom, you should consider yourself fortunate, my friend!

[Trefellin]

You probably should find another place too work, that employer doesn't seem to care about workplace safety... With the building blowing up and all. Ya know?

[DavenIII]

just as planned..


rofl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Caster13]

they have insurance for these kind of things. This normally doesn't mean that business stops for your company. It might take a couple of weeks (hopefully less) but Im thinking that you guys will have a temporary place of work. Good luck!

Sorry for the joke earlier. Bad timing on my part. When we have something real bad happening at my work, we just find ways to laugh at it to keep the morale high. Again, my apologies

No apologies needed. And the company owns multiple businesses, they'll be alright. Last time I was out of work they compensated my pay a little, but THIS? This is a little more complicated than a regular fire that was relatively quickly put out.

Apparently the firefighters found out about the fire because they heard the explosion.

Didn't this happen before?

That was a fire caused by an idiot Japanophile who is probably spanking it to Faye right about now.

Did anybody get hurt?

Nope, it was a little after midnight and nobody was there. Sometimes my work is open late though, luckily not this time.

You probably should find another place too work, that employer doesn't seem to care about workplace safety... With the building blowing up and all. Ya know?

Are you kidding me? My bosses are very concerned with safety. I actually just got a call before when I went out to eat after logging out of here before, there is a chance that something was tampered with.

WEEABOO SEASON. :ssj:

[Jack_Bauer]

Is your boss' daughter ok? I think now is the time to console her and make sure she's "fine".......

[Caster13]

Is your boss' daughter ok? I think now is the time to console her and make sure she's "fine".......

Actually I had a date with her tonight, but I had to call it off. Having my work get destroyed in a giant ball of fire and facing long term unemployment has put me in the dumps.

[waltsoph3]

Actually I had a date with her tonight, but I had to call it off. Having my work get destroyed in a giant ball of fire and facing long term unemployment has put me in the dumps.

Thats sucks man. :( Sorry to hear that. Hope things work out for you.

Hey also..if you got something for this lady go out with her! Its not everyday you get that chance. Who knows it might help you both get your mind of the situation. Just sincere advice.

[Caster13]

Thats sucks man. :( Sorry to hear that. Hope things work out for you.

Hey also..if you got something for this lady go out with her! Its not everyday you get that chance. Who knows it might help you both get your mind of the situation. Just sincere advice.

Walt I would never consult you for date advice.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

Ouch that sucks.

That was a fire caused by an idiot Japanophile who is probably spanking it to Faye right about now.

Wait, how do you know it was an idiot Japanophile?

Edit: Never mind, I found the topic. You have all the luck, don't you?

[tofuman]

Damn terrorists.

[Jack_Bauer]

GOod luck with that Kenpachi. Though instead of a date, maybe I'd take her out for a coffee or something and discuss the events that just transpired. Maybe another conversation would spark up.

Im an opportunist.

[Caster13]

No offense to you personally, but I never take dating advice from people on an anime forum.

Wait, how do you know it was an idiot Japanophile?

Because I used to work with the moron until he got fired for putting a chemical soaked rag in the wrong container causing a chemical reaction lighting up part of my work like the Christmas Tree in NYC. And he's not just an idiot for that. He's a /b/tard with an obvious 2D Complex that fuji would say is too much.

[tenshi_a]

I'm with the folks who say you might want to think about getting a new job. Well, if you believe in the superstition that things happen in threes. 1. Fire, 2. explosion, 3..... well it would have to be even bigger. Maybe you should move town, as well.

[Caster13]

I'm with the folks who say you might want to think about getting a new job. Well, if you believe in the superstition that things happen in threes. 1. Fire, 2. explosion, 3..... well it would have to be even bigger. Maybe you should move town, as well.

I think it pretty much stops after your work blowing up.

[RecentMidget]

I think it pretty much stops after your work blowing up.

well, there is the small possibility of a gas station or something blowing up near your house, and it leaves you horribly scarred for the rest of your life.

But something like that could never happen. Thats like saying your work will explo- oh wait...sorry.

[Caster13]

well, there is the small possibility of a gas station or something blowing up near your house, and it leaves you horribly scarred for the rest of your life.

But something like that could never happen. Thats like saying your work will explo- oh wait...sorry.

Typical gohan. :lol:

[tenshi_a]

I think it pretty much stops after your work blowing up.

You're nowhere near any earthquake fault lines, are you? Likely to be hit by storms, flooding, tornadoes, hurricanes, or anything?

I mean, you have just said the unluckiest thing ever, just now.

Gods seem to have a habit of finding the kind of people who say "it can't get any worse" really really fun to pick on.

[RecentMidget]

Typical gohan. :lol:

well, all that's needed now is a youtube link and a gif.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmQIkDkZ7sk

http://i947.photobucket.com/albums/ad317/Runiteknite/Funny/reporter_explosion.gif

[waltsoph3]

No offense to you personally, but I never take dating advice from people on an anime forum.



:huh:oh...:mad: so if thats the case why did you even bring it up?

Lets say this wasn't an anime forum..would still not accept the sincere advice?

Hey your loss. But don't say we didn't at least listen to you.

Again sorry to hear about your unfortunate circumstances.. but If i was in your shoes and I liked the lady I would have accepted the date..or like someone else mention you could have just did a get together. Anythings better then pondering what if.

Hey your choice. Life happens only once and you be surprised what you can lose and realize you can't always take things for granted. Hope this as least gets you to consdier giving it a chance if you really wanted it. :(

[Bernard_Monsha]

Actually I had a date with her tonight, but I had to call it off. Having my work get destroyed in a giant ball of fire and facing long term unemployment has put me in the dumps.

I am sorry to hear your right hand was severed in the explosion. I hope you're alright. :(

[Trefellin]

I am sorry to hear your right hand was severed in the explosion. I hope you're alright. :(

There's still hope. I hear she has a sister who's a virgin.

[Bernard_Monsha]

There's still hope. I hear she has a sister who's a virgin.

Restraining orders.

[autsiticanime]

Well, be thankful you weren't in the building at the time of the explosion.

[Trefellin]

Restraining orders.

I was saying that he still has his left hand, which he hasn't used before. I don't know what you are getting at with restraining orders. :huh:

[Leader Desslock]

I was saying that he still has his left hand, which he hasn't used before.
Are you suggesting... The Switch? Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch? In the Middle Ages, you could get locked up for even suggesting it.

It'd be like discovering plutonium by accident. It can't be done.

[Trefellin]

^ I think Kenpachi can do it. I have faith in him. Have faith in me, who has faith in him, and see what can happen.



I caught the Seinfeld reference by the way.

[Black Cat]

god damn you guys weren't supposed to detonate it until kenpachi was in the building

[Bernard_Monsha]

I was saying that he still has his left hand, which he hasn't used before. I don't know what you are getting at with restraining orders. :huh:

4-11 he can't be within 2 feet of his left hand or his fleshlight.

[Caster13]

ha ha ha yea go screw yourselves.:P

Do I care what you people think? No. Why should I? Give me one good reason why I should get stressed out over online comments. People who let online comments control them are highly pathetic or are chicks with a massive obsession with social life and status. I am neither, so how about stopping the overused masturbation jokes?

[Leader Desslock]

Oh, I don't know that we've overused the masturbation jokes yet. I think we can still massage a few more punchlines out of them. You wouldn't want us to reach the climax early, would you?

[Black Cat]

shots fired

[l0k1]

Masturbation something something hand.

Climax.

[Old Ape Face]

Oh, I don't know that we've overused the masturbation jokes yet. I think we can still massage a few more punchlines out of them. You wouldn't want us to reach the climax early, would you?

I want the climax to be instantaneous with a long sustain before it dies down.

[Soluzar]

Just be grateful you weren't there, I guess. Isn't your company under any obligation to look after ya? I mean, it's not like you blew up the place, you're still under a valid contract and ready to fulfil your obligations.

[Arnold]

Geez, what the hell did I miss the other day? Hope everything turns out okay and you could get back on your feet soon.

[Fobb]

Why does this remind me of that scene in Office Space?

I was just about to ask if anyone's stapler had been stolen too...


Was this in the news Ken?

[Caster13]

I was just about to ask if anyone's stapler had been stolen too...


Was this in the news Ken?

Oddly enough, no. :huh: I flipped though all of the news channels last night trying to find if there was a story on it. Maybe it was on the morning news yesterday since it happened in the middle of the night? I wouldn't know, I was busy freaking out. I looked online too for the news, nothing.

Oh well, I've decided to spend my time off on a mission to beat Secret of Mana, which I've wanted for years and downloaded on my new Wii last weekend. I figure it will take me a couple of weeks.

Oh and if this was arson I'm gonna sue whoever did it for putting me out of work. If spilled coffee can win a lawsuit, I can DEFINITELY win that case.

[Trefellin]

I want the climax to be instantaneous with a long sustain before it dies down.

If you want more sustain, genitals made of mahogany would be optimum.

[Old Ape Face]

If you want more sustain, genitals made of mahogany would be optimum.

Luckily my Bass is made of Mahogany, and it's got a lot of fuzz

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Actually I had a date with her tonight, but I had to call it off. Having my work get destroyed in a giant ball of fire and facing long term unemployment has put me in the dumps.

Ya know, I just can't help but thinking "Wow, everything in this thread is exploding except Kenpachi."

Yeah that's a sex joke because for some reason your work ERUPTING put you out of a sexual mood and thus you can't erupt tonight with the boss' daguther

[Fobb]

Oddly enough, no. :huh: I flipped though all of the news channels last night trying to find if there was a story on it. Maybe it was on the morning news yesterday since it happened in the middle of the night? I wouldn't know, I was busy freaking out. I looked online too for the news, nothing.

Oh well, I've decided to spend my time off on a mission to beat Secret of Mana, which I've wanted for years and downloaded on my new Wii last weekend. I figure it will take me a couple of weeks.

Oh and if this was arson I'm gonna sue whoever did it for putting me out of work. If spilled coffee can win a lawsuit, I can DEFINITELY win that case.

Afraid that an explosion suit case isn't quite as exciting as a spilled coffee one.

[Caster13]

Afraid that an explosion suit case isn't quite as exciting as a spilled coffee one.

Yes well a case like this would be very straightforward, without a massive amount of facepalming...although with this guy that's hard to say.

[Tidusauron12]

Didn't this happen before?

Yeah, I remember Kenpachi posting something similar about his job. Dude, Kenpachi, you work in a dangerous job. :lol:

[Caster13]

Thankfully the bunch of Magnesium car tire rims that were supposed to go on a truck yesterday didn't catch on fire. Putting out a combustible metal that's on fire is impossible without specialized equipment. I remember that bit from science class in high school.

My job isn't dangerous, there's just a bunch of propane and flammable gas containers there. Some of the containers are used to power forklifts instead of using gasoline. We just make sure not to drop them.