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SapperSix
September 25th, 2009, 08:36 PM
http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE58O3BK20090925?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Dalton Chiscolm is unhappy about Bank of America's customer service -- really, really unhappy.

Chiscolm in August sued the largest U.S. bank and its board, demanding that "1,784 billion, trillion dollars" be deposited into his account the next day. He also demanded an additional $200,164,000, court papers show.

Attempts to reach Chiscolm were unsuccessful. A Bank of America spokesman declined to comment.

"Incomprehensible," U.S. District Judge Denny Chin said in a brief order released Thursday in Manhattan federal court.

"He seems to be complaining that he placed a series of calls to the bank in New York and received inconsistent information from a 'Spanish womn,'" the judge wrote. "He apparently alleges that checks have been rejected because of incomplete routing numbers."

Chin has experience with big numbers. He's the judge who sentenced Bernard Madoff to a 150-year prison sentence for what the government called a $65 billion Ponzi scheme.

Bank of America Corp faces real legal problems, including New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo's threat to sue its chief executive and a judge's embarrassing rejection of a settlement with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.

Yet the money Chiscolm wants could dwarf all the bank's other problems.

It's larger than a sextillion dollars, or a 1 followed by 21 zeros. Chiscolm's request is equivalent 1 followed by 22 digits.

The sum also dwarfs the world's 2008 gross domestic product of $60 trillion, as estimated by the World Bank.

That's a lot of money.

Caster13
September 25th, 2009, 09:44 PM
"Spanish Womn"? REDNECK ALERT!!

KabukiSaMuRaI
September 25th, 2009, 10:22 PM
You can please some of the people some of the time....

Though overly ambitious people who should use a bit more common sense cannot be bothered with.

It is almost like a ransom demand, although he does not seem to have anyone's son. Bank of America had no comment most likely because they were too busy laughing at this dude and his reasoning for what he did.

superplough
September 26th, 2009, 01:27 AM
Sweet we can sue banks for money?!

ThePhillyFlash
September 26th, 2009, 02:13 AM
Can you say "nuisance lawsuit", boys and girls? Sheesh! :rolleyes:

Soluzar
September 26th, 2009, 03:06 AM
I'd be fun if he somehow won this case and was awarded nothing but his actual damages. Won't happen, mind you... since the bank don't appear to have done anything wrong. Surely an incomplete routing number is more than enough reason to reject a cheque.

goddessofanime
September 26th, 2009, 03:34 AM
Dr. Evil is that you?

Shiroiyuki
September 26th, 2009, 04:12 PM
.....uh..........


:unsure:

seba_boi
September 26th, 2009, 07:12 PM
He should've gone for 1 jillion dollars!... Everybody would've gasped...

RecentMidget
September 27th, 2009, 12:37 AM
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc272/Hervoyel/DrEvil.jpg

KabukiSaMuRaI
September 27th, 2009, 02:44 PM
He should've gone for 1 jillion dollars!... Everybody would've gasped...

Someone tried that once...I believe it was none other than the lovable yet inorrigible Al Bundy. The crux of that episode escapes me at the moment.

Tom Servo
September 28th, 2009, 02:30 PM
Dr. Evil is that you?
Well, he couldn't have asked for ONE MILLION DOLLARS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmXHvGZiSY) again.

seba_boi
September 28th, 2009, 09:04 PM
Someone tried that once...I believe it was none other than the lovable yet inorrigible Al Bundy. The crux of that episode escapes me at the moment.

The only guy I know who did it is Philip Fry...

Spadesy
September 29th, 2009, 03:57 AM
Dr. Evil is that you?

That's what I was thinking.

1 BILLION, kagillion, quintillion...shabba, dooda loo...yen...