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SapperSix
September 19th, 2009, 10:02 AM
http://news.aol.com/article/mystery-creature-found-dead-in-panama/677432

Sept. 19) - Zoologists say they are baffled by a mysterious creature found in a creek in Cerro Azul, Panama.

Four teens claim they were playing in the creek on Sept. 12 when they saw the creature coming toward them, CNN reported. The kids say they began throwing rocks at it because they were scared, and eventually killed it. The teenagers claim they then ran away but returned later to take photos.

Officials in Panama City are trying to identify the creature but say they believe it is an animal fetus. The find has spooked many in the small community.

Click on link for video

Old Ape Face
September 19th, 2009, 10:20 AM
No pictures in the article? Fail...

Bernard_Monsha
September 19th, 2009, 11:06 AM
I saw a picture it looks like someone shaved a three toed sloth then killed it.

Edit for picture

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/17/gollum.jpg

Poor sloth :(

Caster13
September 19th, 2009, 11:12 AM
I'm siding with Bernard on this one.

superplough
September 19th, 2009, 12:41 PM
That thing is disturbing :|

Old Ape Face
September 19th, 2009, 12:44 PM
Que Neo line: "Holy **** that thing is Real?!!"

waltsoph3
September 19th, 2009, 12:46 PM
That thing is disturbing :|

ditto :( and can someone please remove those pics by bernard..those are just horrible to see and just inappropriate imho. thank you.

Old Ape Face
September 19th, 2009, 12:50 PM
it looks like a lesser evolved Jar Jar Binks. o.O

Jack_Bauer
September 19th, 2009, 12:51 PM
Weird looking creature. I wonder if its an undeveloped species and just grew like that?

Samurai Drifter
September 19th, 2009, 01:19 PM
The woman in the video is probably the worst news anchor I've ever seen.

Also, I was unaware that fetuses could move around outside of the womb...

Undrave
September 19th, 2009, 02:05 PM
I'm with bernard, looks like a hairless sloth. Though it might be a genetic defect though, since sloth usually have dark skin.

Panama is a wellspring of unknown specie though.

goddessofanime
September 19th, 2009, 02:06 PM
Oh my ****ing god it"s an alien

chibiyume
September 19th, 2009, 06:36 PM
:( on other forums ppl made fun of it saying its mewtwo thats sad...

Caster13
September 19th, 2009, 06:45 PM
ditto :( and can someone please remove those pics by bernard..those are just horrible to see and just inappropriate imho. thank you.

HARDEN UP PRINCESS!!!:D

:( on other forums ppl made fun of it saying its mewtwo thats sad...

:lol::lol:

goddessofanime
September 19th, 2009, 06:48 PM
It looks like a fetus...

Caster13
September 19th, 2009, 06:49 PM
It looks like a fetus...

Wait don't you microwave those?


I think I might go to hell for saying that.

neiru_3
September 19th, 2009, 06:50 PM
Yep, I'm sure it's not an alien or transdimensional creature. Looks like a hairless sickly mammal.

Old Ape Face
September 19th, 2009, 07:38 PM
Yep, I'm sure it's not an alien or transdimensional creature. Looks like a hairless sickly mammal.

Perhaps that's what aliens look like.

SapperSix
September 19th, 2009, 07:42 PM
Reminds me of that mythical goat killer known as Chupacabra. Even though it's not.

Old Ape Face
September 19th, 2009, 07:44 PM
Don't worry once we get DNA tests, we'll be able to clone and make bio mutated versions.

SapperSix
September 19th, 2009, 07:46 PM
See the new and improved sloth. Now with a top speed greater than 5mphs!

Bethanne
September 19th, 2009, 09:01 PM
lol I would have to go with alien but it dose look like mewtwo lol

Undrave
September 19th, 2009, 09:34 PM
If you look carefull you can see the huge hooked claws typical to sloth at the end of its arms.

Its a sloth.

superplough
September 19th, 2009, 10:20 PM
Lmao, it does look kind of like Mewtwo :lol:

Spadesy
September 19th, 2009, 11:44 PM
I find this creature interesting. I want to find out what it really is.

ditto :( and can someone please remove those pics by bernard..those are just horrible to see and just inappropriate imho. thank you.

Oh, don't be a wuss.

RecentMidget
September 20th, 2009, 12:12 AM
ditto :( and can someone please remove those pics by bernard..those are just horrible to see and just inappropriate imho. thank you.

Thats nothing. He was providing pics for people who cant get the link or the video on their computer. And if you haven't seen worse than a dead animal that's intact, I suggest you take a closer look at those small things you see on the side of the highway. they be exploded animals yo.

now this is innapropriate

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj136/megavolrath252/free-cat.jpg

Was it in poor taste? Yes

did people other than myself get a chuckle out of it? Of course.


So if you can't take a simple picture of a dead sloth that looks like he got wasted, passed out in the sun, got a bikini wax while passed out, and died on the rocks due to heat related death, I suggest you stay away from bad news threads.

ThePhillyFlash
September 20th, 2009, 01:13 AM
Lmao, it does look kind of like Mewtwo :lol:

After further review, there is a resemblance! :P

Jia
September 20th, 2009, 05:39 AM
ditto :( and can someone please remove those pics by bernard..those are just horrible to see and just inappropriate imho. thank you.

Image censors are good things.


Oh my ****ing god it"s an alien

:( on other forums ppl made fun of it saying its mewtwo thats sad...

:lol:

Lol. If you're going to quote me :P It's harden the **** up princess. :P
Just like the chopper video we discussed earlier this year.

And I'm kind of with walt on this one. Even if he thinks I'm the reincarnate devil child.

Old Ape Face
September 20th, 2009, 07:59 AM
Lol. If you're going to quote me :P It's harden the **** up princess. :P
Just like the chopper video we discussed earlier this year.

And I'm kind of with walt on this one. Even if he thinks I'm the reincarnate devil child.

I think you should just let it go darlin, we don't know what the **** it is, and you're scared to look at it, jeesh, people these days are too soft...

Caster13
September 20th, 2009, 10:53 AM
Lol. If you're going to quote me :P It's harden the **** up princess. :P
Just like the chopper video we discussed earlier this year.

And I'm kind of with walt on this one. Even if he thinks I'm the reincarnate devil child.

I'll remember that.

And your not evil. You're just manipulative. And have very interesting life experiences.

goddessofanime
September 20th, 2009, 02:23 PM
I'm going to hell for laughing at Dead Free Cat...

Jia
September 21st, 2009, 04:10 AM
I think you should just let it go darlin, we don't know what the **** it is, and you're scared to look at it, jeesh, people these days are too soft...

When you call me darlin' the pit of my stomach went cold. Brrrr.....

And I think the creature in the image should have just be left in peace....well after they killed the creature :( Taking photos of it was a horrid thing to do.

I'll remember that.

And your not evil. You're just manipulative. And have very interesting life experiences.

Which you love.

I'm going to hell for laughing at Dead Free Cat...

Aww :( Poor GOA. I'll send you un-burnt cake!

Old Ape Face
September 21st, 2009, 05:00 AM
When you call me darlin' the pit of my stomach went cold. Brrrr.....

And I think the creature in the image should have just be left in peace....well after they killed the creature :( Taking photos of it was a horrid thing to do.

Darlin, that's exactly what the biologists would have done, except they might have left it alive and had a better means of capturing the creature.

Jia
September 21st, 2009, 06:04 AM
DON'T CALL ME DARLIN. I'm not your "darlin".Period.

And I don't care. They were horrible to that poor animal.

Arnold
September 21st, 2009, 06:26 AM
After further review, there is a resemblance! :P

Actually I think it looks lore like Mew rather than Mewtwo.

CrossboneGundam
September 21st, 2009, 12:05 PM
I had no idea sloths were so damn ugly under all that mangy hair.

goddessofanime
September 21st, 2009, 02:18 PM
Give it to Putin. He'll make stew and cake out of that!

Caster13
September 21st, 2009, 09:48 PM
Give it to Putin. He'll make stew and cake out of that!

Just stew. Cake is a lie.

Onigiri
September 21st, 2009, 11:21 PM
Those little pricks.

Not only did they beat the poor thing to death for being ugly, they stripped him nude and posted pictures of his fleshy carcass spread eagle on the internet!

Jia
September 27th, 2009, 09:47 PM
Give it to Putin. He'll make stew and cake out of that!

Putin would give it CPR and it would be revived.

Just stew. Cake is a lie.

No.
Cake was found in the end. :D



Those little pricks.

Not only did they beat the poor thing to death for being ugly, they stripped him nude and posted pictures of his fleshy carcass spread eagle on the internet!


They should be mounted for the day and have people take pictures of them.

seba_boi
September 28th, 2009, 03:01 AM
Oh my ****ing god it"s an alienhttp://andirandombits.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/alabama-here-we-come.jpg

It tried to bring them love and they killed it... :(

taily
September 28th, 2009, 08:45 AM
I'm going to hell for laughing at Dead Free Cat...

They sent me there but I got chucked out! They thought I was gonna take over!

RecentMidget
September 28th, 2009, 09:01 PM
they killed the ugly duckling