View Full Version : Naked blonde turns tables on builders.
SapperSix
September 18th, 2009, 09:13 PM
http://www.ananova.com/News/story/sm_3485591.html
Burly builders fled when a naked blonde rushed at them on a construction site in the Austrian capital Vienna shouting: "Who wants me?"
The hard-hat hunks ran for cover when the woman turned the tables on them on the building site beside the city's main railway station.
"We like to chat up girls as they walk past - it's a tradition," said one builder.
"But this woman was too much to handle and we just ran and hid until the police got here. No-one liked to think what would happen if she caught one of us," he added.
Police spokesman Mario Hejl said: "It turned out no-one wanted her. The woman was detained and was put under a doctor's care."
The Million Dollar Prons
September 18th, 2009, 09:40 PM
She must have been a fattie
EDIT: Yup dar be fat boobies
Bernard_Monsha
September 18th, 2009, 09:45 PM
More importantly did the carpet match the drapes?
Caster13
September 18th, 2009, 10:19 PM
If she wasn't fat, ugly or old, then all of these guys are officially GAY AS RICHARD SIMMONS.
Old Ape Face
September 19th, 2009, 06:58 AM
Screw the fat, if a naked chick walked up to me and asked "Who wants me?" I'd be on her faster than you can blink.
and these guys are p***** for running lol
Vaikyuko
September 19th, 2009, 07:53 AM
Screw the fat, if a naked chick walked up to me and asked "Who wants me?" I'd be on her faster than you can blink.
and these guys are p***** for running lol
Yeah, it doesn't matter if they had wives or didn't want to have sex or anything like that.
Besides, from what the article implies, she doesn't seem to have been willing to stop (e.g., she would have attempted to rape one of them, I'd think).
tenshi_a
September 19th, 2009, 08:27 AM
If you guys seriously want to test whether you are gay or not by looking at her naked body, there is a small blurry photo (http://www.ziua.net/news.php?data=2009-09-15&id=38642) of her available on another news site.
I have to warn you though, if you find yourself having a sexual orientation crisis by not being attracted to her, or not having urges to rape her, or just want to stay the tell away from the lunatic woman, it's not my fault.
Dear god, some of you guys really are pathetic.
Neko
September 19th, 2009, 08:40 AM
If you guys seriously want to test whether you are gay or not by looking at her naked body, there is a small blurry photo (http://www.ziua.net/news.php?data=2009-09-15&id=38642) of her available on another news site.
Sexy.
(filler)
Old Ape Face
September 19th, 2009, 08:50 AM
I have to warn you though, if you find yourself having a sexual orientation crisis by not being attracted to her, or not having urges to rape her, or just want to stay the tell away from the lunatic woman, it's not my fault.
Welcome to the insecure internet.
l0k1
September 19th, 2009, 09:04 AM
there is a small blurry photo (http://www.ziua.net/news.php?data=2009-09-15&id=38642) of her available on another news site.
I've had worse.
Trefellin
September 19th, 2009, 10:54 AM
I would have stood my ground. I'm not going to run away and I have no problems with punching out a woman in self defense.
Oh, and she didn't turn the tables or anything. Construction workers don't strip down and chase women.
Caster13
September 19th, 2009, 10:58 AM
If you guys seriously want to test whether you are gay or not by looking at her naked body, there is a small blurry photo (http://www.ziua.net/news.php?data=2009-09-15&id=38642) of her available on another news site.
I have to warn you though, if you find yourself having a sexual orientation crisis by not being attracted to her, or not having urges to rape her, or just want to stay the tell away from the lunatic woman, it's not my fault.
Dear god, some of you guys really are pathetic.
*retch* :x:x
You might want to remove that link tenshi_a, that will get you banned in an instant.
taily
September 19th, 2009, 12:27 PM
Yukimura-Sanada Clearly thinks with his genitals.
Tooth pick?
Old Ape Face
September 19th, 2009, 12:35 PM
Yukimura-Sanada Clearly thinks with his genitals.
Tooth pick?
You would too, if you were an old lonely turtle hermit on a tiny island in the middle of a vast ocean.
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