"Meet the Hitlers!"

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Analysing forgotten cigarette butts in a small village in lower Austria, a used paper serviette in a New York fast food restaurant and the seals of letters sent over 30 years ago from northern France, Marc Vermeeren and Jean-Paul Mulders said they had traced all known living relatives of the Fuehrer for the first time.

As well as three living in America, whose existence has been reported previously, they claim to have tracked down 36 others who still live in the wooded area of Austria where Hitler was born.


http://www.smh.com.au/world/hitlers-39-living-relatives-revealed-20090915-fo86.html

[Justinian]

Wow, that's pretty cool I guess.

[Caster13]

Man I would HATE to be in that family!

[Holy Knight]

I read this bit and is it bad that all I could think after was that the Bene Gesserit have probably already done their work?

''The American relatives have agreed not to have children to extinguish the saga of Hitler and stop living in fear, but have promised to publish a book before they die,'' said Mulders.

[Leader Desslock]

I'm torn between a followup of HK's post: "He IS the Kwizatz Haderach!"

...and the simpler post of "Wow, a thread that Godwinizes itself in the third word of its subject! A new AN record!"

[Bernard_Monsha]

The Belgians said they had watched them for seven days and nights, following 60-year-old Alexander to a fast-food restaurant where he disposed of a paper serviette after eating fried chicken that they retrieved and later matched with ''DNA of Hitler that we keep in a sealed, armoured chest'', according to Mulders.

You would think with their superior brewing skills Belgians would have something better to do than track down Hitler's half brother's kids going to a KFC. If only they showed such diligence to King Leopold's descendants.

[seba_boi]

''The American relatives have agreed not to have children to extinguish the saga of Hitler and stop living in fear,
That's a heck of a sacrifice on their part, but is it really necessary?...

[CrossboneGundam]

You would think with their superior brewing skills Belgians would have something better to do than track down Hitler's half brother's kids going to a KFC. If only they showed such diligence to King Leopold's descendants.

I'd hope they'd be more concerned with King Leopold's victims.

[Phantom]

I'm sure those involved would love their names to be published so people can send them well wishing cards.

[Leader Desslock]

^ Hallmark makes cards for that?

Wow. They really do have cards for all occasions.

[Trefellin]

The American relatives have agreed not to have children to extinguish the saga of Hitler

That is just so insanely unnecessary and stupid.

[l0k1]

I read this bit and is it bad that all I could think after was that the Bene Gesserit have probably already done their work?

**** yeah Dune reference.

Let's hang every evil last one of them.

[Shiroiyuki]

^Why should they be blamed for what a relative did? Do people blame you for what your family does?

Should they?

Say if you had an uncle that touched some kiddies, killed some parents, and went to prison. Should you be sent to prison or 'hung' because of that, too?

I mean, some of the people living in Austria might have been involved – maybe – but I doubt it. Why should they be punished for Hitler? Because of the namesake? That's stupid and kind of...well...along the lines of what Hitler was trying to do. Eliminating a specific group due to the blame of one person (I heard it was his nanny or some **** like that, I dunno).

[l0k1]

^Oh I don't care either way, it was just an offhand remark in the vein that I imagine this article will inspire.

[superplough]

''The American relatives have agreed not to have children to extinguish the saga of Hitler and stop living in fear, but have promised to publish a book before they die,''

Well that sucks. :(

[Bernard_Monsha]

I'd hope they'd be more concerned with King Leopold's victims.

A little more than the Japanese do about what they did in WWII, they have a whole 1/4 of an exhibit in a museum that acknowledges there was some "difficulties" for the natives.

[goddessofanime]

The title of this thread sounds like an idea for a sitcom.

[fujyoshi]

The title of this thread sounds like an idea for a sitcom.

ok see thats what I thought when I first saw it. But then what would it be like if there really WAS a sitcom called "meet the hitlers"

[Caster13]

That's a heck of a sacrifice on their part, but is it really necessary?...

^Why should they be blamed for what a relative did? Do people blame you for what your family does?

Should they?

Say if you had an uncle that touched some kiddies, killed some parents, and went to prison. Should you be sent to prison or 'hung' because of that, too?

I mean, some of the people living in Austria might have been involved – maybe – but I doubt it. Why should they be punished for Hitler? Because of the namesake? That's stupid and kind of...well...along the lines of what Hitler was trying to do. Eliminating a specific group due to the blame of one person (I heard it was his nanny or some **** like that, I dunno).

I can't believe all of this. Asks yourselves this, could any of you really live with the knowledge that you are related to Adolf Hitler? You would have to live with that fact for all your life and that anyone who found out would hate you for that, and word would be spread of who you are and everywhere you went people would think of you as part of the family of a monster, you would be hated by everyone you meet except for Neo-Nazis and white supremacists. People would treat you like dirt all the time, some might attack you, others might plot or try to kill you. Your life will be miserable forever.

So let me ask you now, would any of you wanting your future children to experience that?

[Shiroiyuki]

So let me ask you now, would any of you wanting your future children to experience that?

...they could always change their name if it bothered them. And stay away from brandishing funny little mustaches.

[Neko]

I used to know a girl who was related to Hitler. No one thought anything of it. And she wasn't surrounded by neo-Nazis or white supremacists either. It was probably a very distant relation, but who knows...

[Tom Servo]

I can't believe all of this. Asks yourselves this, could any of you really live with the knowledge that you are related to a Jew? You would have to live with that fact for all your life and that anyone who found out would hate you for that, and word would be spread of who you are and everywhere you went people would think of you as part of the family of a monster, you would be hated by everyone you meet except for other Jews. People would treat you like dirt all the time, some might attack you, others might plot or try to kill you. Your life will be miserable forever.

So let me ask you now, would any of you wanting your future children to experience that?
Hitler said.

[Melion]

According to this article (more or less) I should be hanged because my Grandfathers father killed 2 people by burning down their house in Romania. Revenge because they scamed him when he wanted to buy a cow but they never gave it to him.

I hope the police don't find me. -_-;

[Arnold]

The title of this thread sounds like an idea for a sitcom.

"Hitlers, meet the Hitlers,
They're a modern nazi family..."

[fujyoshi]

"Hitlers, meet the Hitlers,
They're a modern nazi family..."

/heh thats phunneh

hello america meet the hitlers they are a modern day twist on the typical nazi family :'D

It'd be like this

father: hey boy how was school
son: school was fun I shot some jew
father: thats mah boi :O

o_O

[Leader Desslock]

Hitler said.
I don't know if we'll have an award for "Biggest Pwn", but if we do, you just locked in my nomination for 2009. I had a rebuttal, but it was timid compared to that. Very nicely played, sir.

The problem with owning Kenpachi is that he's really high maintenance, with crap for resale value. But you might be able to get a few bucks if the UK institutes a Cash For Clunkers program...

[Holy Knight]

Hitler said.

This is freakily smart. Kudos.

EDIT: Dang it, Dess. Getting there before me!

[Spadesy]

A little more than the Japanese do about what they did in WWII, they have a whole 1/4 of an exhibit in a museum that acknowledges there was some "difficulties" for the natives.

Once had a cute girl apologize to me for the Bombing of Pearl Harbor at a bar once. I just laughed and said neither of us were even born back then. lol

[fujyoshi]

Once had a cute girl apologize to me for the Bombing of Pearl Harbor at a bar once. I just laughed and said neither of us were even born back then. lol

wow are you serious /heh oh well atleast shes sincere /heh

[Spadesy]

Well, it's amazing how nice people are when both parties are trying to get in one another's pants.

[Shiroiyuki]

:lol: Good one.

[Trefellin]

"Oh, well I was planning to not have sex with you just to get back at you Japanese for Pearl Harbor but since you apologized..."


Hey, at least nobody mentioned Nagasaki*.

*Where the fellas chew tobaccy and the women wicky-wacky woo.

[goddessofanime]

"Sorry we bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki and caused so much death and destruction.

So you seeing anyone?"

[Spadesy]

In all fairness,

The Japanese started it and were given two chances to surrender prior to the bombings of two cities that were actually important military targets in terms of naval assets and munitions, as the Japanese military at the time embedded with the local population and weren't restricted to bases. Afterwards, the U.S. let them keep their land and culture, something the Japanese at the time most certainly wouldn't have done had they won WWII.

But anyway, we had better things to talk about and do, like going to the beach, and making out at my car (whole parking lot saw us, didn't see that coming, I swear!).

[CMC]

What stood out to me was "....DNA of Hitler that we keep in a sealed, armored chest."

What do these people think would happened if the "wrong" people got a hold of it? That they would try to clone Hitler? Come on now, that's over kill for a sample of DNA. For either the protection of the sample itself or to keep it away from others.

[Trefellin]

What do these people think would happened if the "wrong" people got a hold of it? That they would try to clone Hitler? Come on now, that's over kill for a sample of DNA. For either the protection of the sample itself or to keep it away from others.

Gary "The Space Man" Bell believes that the Nazis, who pioneered artificial insemination, used semen samples from Adolf Hitler himself to impregnate a close female relative of Eva Braun after the war. He also says that the child born was raised in Germany and became a successful politician. Her name, Angela Merkel.

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb135/oscarfoto2007/AngelaMerkel.jpg

The current Chancellor of Germany is the spawn of Hitler!

[CMC]

Oh that's rich. Didn't know who you were talking about, but after a little research, of course the man must be taken serious. He is, after all, a radio broadcaster. I should have known there would be conspiracies about secret Hitler children.

Is she also a werewolf? Because I recently read a very fun and hilarious comic that involved Jesus, Ernest Hemingway and a werewolf Hitler.

[Trefellin]

Is she also a werewolf? Because I recently read a very fun and hilarious comic that involved Jesus, Ernest Hemingway and a werewolf Hitler.

That depends, is lycanthropy hereditary? If so, it's highly likely that Angela Merkel is, in fact, a werewolf. That only makes things worse.

[Tom Servo]

What stood out to me was "....DNA of Hitler that we keep in a sealed, armored chest."

What do these people think would happened if the "wrong" people got a hold of it? That they would try to clone Hitler?
Even if they did clone him, you know what happened in The Boys From Brazil...

[Jia]

I heard about this in a documentary. Declaring you're related to the guy isn't the smartest thing around.

Apparently there are 3 brothers who are direct decendents from Hitler's brother. And of course they have kids. But they changed their name too.