Centenarian desires 23rd husband

[SapperSix]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8255239.stm

A 107-year-old Malaysian woman has said she wants to get married again, for the 23rd time, as she fears her husband wants to leave her, says a report.

When Wook Kundor married four years ago to a man 70 years her junior their wedding photos made regional media.

But now she fears her husband will not return home after completing treatment for drug addiction in Kuala Lumpur.

She told reporters she felt "lonely" without her husband, ahead of the Muslim feast at the end of Ramadan.

'Insecurity'

Wook Kundor, who lives in northern Kuala Terengganu state, said she planned to visit her husband - Muhammad Noor Che Musa - if her neighbours would drive her to the capital, where he is receiving voluntary treatment.

She said she would re-consider her plans if the 37-year-old told her he still had feelings for her.

Speaking to The Star newspaper in Malaysia she said: "Lately, there is this kind of insecurity in me.

"I realise I am an aged woman... My intention to re-marry is to fill my forlornness, and nothing more than that."

Her husband, who used to be her lodger, had previously said it was "God's will" that he fell in love with his wife to be.

[goddessofanime]

Well she has Elizabeth Taylor and JLo beat...

[Old Ape Face]

She can't stand living on her own? After 107 years?

What does she expect from her husband? To live forever?

[Trefellin]

Anyone here want to step up to the plate and take a swing at her last pitch?

...

Baseball analogy? What the hell? :huh:

[Leader Desslock]

Separated Asian Female, tribe matriarch and ancient master of arcane chinese martial arts seeks single young male for companionship. Suitors may issue marital challenge at Cat Cafe. Only serious applicants need apply.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i91/AlycWafiago/1_122842681l.jpg

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Wook Kundor is quite a name

Separated Asian Female, tribe matriarch and ancient master of arcane chinese martial arts seeks single young male for companionship. Suitors may issue marital challenge at Cat Cafe. Only serious applicants need apply.




Sad part is I applied for ads like that before

[goddessofanime]

So which one of you guys on AN wants to be her husband? :P

[Arnold]

So which one of you guys on AN wants to be her husband? :P

Depends on the size of her bank account.

[SapperSix]

So which one of you guys on AN wants to be her husband? :P

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/687/46377496tokkundor.jpg

At least she can't have babies.

[Shiroiyuki]

Um...

Do they really consider it marriage if it is never consummated?

Truthfully, she's probably only been married for 12...or maybe...maybe 13 times. After that...**** would most likely fall off if she tried. :uhh:

[Caster13]

Depends on the size of her bank account.

It would have to have at least 8 zeros in it. Preferably more.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/687/46377496tokkundor.jpg

At least she can't have babies.

Not for all the money in the world.

[tenshi_a]

[loads up calculator app]

Presuming that her first marriage was around the age of 20, that's nearly 4 years per husband...

[CrossboneGundam]

Depends on the size of her bank account.

Don't be silly, they don't have banks in Malaysia.

[Soluzar]

Depends on the size of her bank account.
There aren't enough gold bars in Fort Knox, enough Dollars in the US Economy, Yen in Japan, Yuan in China, Pounds Sterling in Britain and Euros in mainland Europe all put together. Not when the average is four years per husband, this woman is some kind of black widow.

The only way I'm gonna spend my quality time with a 107 year old woman is if I've already been with her for about 70 years.

[tenshi_a]

Thinking about it, maybe it's wrong that I was assuming that her husbands were one at a time. I am not sure about old Malaysian laws but I think maybe it used to be ok to marry several people at once... like, 50 years ago or whatever.

On top of that, it might have been that only men were allowed to do that, or I might have been completely misled about that old law.

[Soluzar]

Even so, my second statement holds true. :)

[The Million Dollar Prons]

So which one of you guys on AN wants to be her husband? :P

Do you really have to ask? I'm the guy who went on a date with Lynette Fromme!

[Jia]

So which one of you guys on AN wants to be her husband? :P

I nominate in the following order;

Bernads.
Plough.
Prons.