Whinnying Ploff-Tompic Bronies, Let's Party! Thread

[f2akid]

I just had a thought after reading the 'lister got banned' thread. Maybe lister is actually that ex-devil-worshipping guy (I forget his name but he had that avatar of the head spinning around). That devil fan pretty blatantly created multiple user accounts (like katsuya) and I wouldn't be surprised if he had lister lying around along with the other profiles. And what's more is the whole time lister was posting regularly katsuya was nowhere to be seen, but as soon as lister is banned katsuya pops up out of nowhere apparently speaking on lister's behalf when there clearly hasn't been any contact between the two of them (lister almost always posts on people's profiles when he wants to chat to them). Also ironically katsuya and lister write their posts in almost exactly the same style. And they were both the same age if I recall correctly... lister you sneaky bastard.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Man now everyone thinks I'm insane because I shouted "Your credit application has been DENIED."

And their assumption is correct

[Shiroiyuki]

^Man I hate when that happens. We 'apparently' get two dollars for every application that is approved and it is SO DAMNED HARD to con...convince...shoppers that what they REALLY NEED is a credit card.

Most look like they want to spit in your face. Some do, but they're old and probably can't help it.

When I work that hard to get the old lady to fork over her ID and sign on the dotted line, to have it denied just....it's like God just hates me or something.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I can't even imagine how awkward that must be:

After 14 minutes of convincing, Shiroiyuki gets an old woman to fill out the form.

Shiroiyuki: Okay sign there
Old woman: Okay you sold me
(Shiroiyuki puts the form into the computer)
Shiroiyuki: Oh sorry... YOUR CREDIT APPLICATION HAS BEEN DENIED
Old woman: What?! But it was you who wanted me to-
Shiroiyuki: D-NIED.

[Len]

I lold. I want to have a dream like that.

[fujyoshi]

I woke up wit happy music in my head and I don't know what I dreamed about /heh

[Rei]

I had a nice dream too.

[willag]

Speaking of dreams, I had an ironic situation come up yesterday.

So, I was in a hotel with my family trying to study for two exams the next day. The only problem is that the alarm clock in our room wouldn't shut up. We coudln't fix it, couldn't figure out what was wrong with it, and every minute of attempting to study with the annoying beeping was slowly starting to drive me insane. Eventually, I threw my stuff down, grabbed my hair, started yelling obscenities, and...

Woke up. To my blaring alarm clocks. To read the time 8:03 AM. And I'm normally at work by 8:15. Yelling obscenities ensued yet again.

They had been going off for over an hour, and eventually just incorporated into my dream. :\

Good news, I was only 5 minutes later to work than normal, and being late isn't a big deal when you're salary. The dream also help reminded how much I do NOT miss school.

[Caster13]

The mods don't want this:

Shinsensaitoh: Today I had In n Out burger.. Best burger ever!
Prons: NO way dude! Carl's Jr.
Lister: THIS!! RED DWARF > All other burger joints
Yukimura-Sanada: You guys are all n00bs! ITs all about Wattaburger
Kenpachi: Im a vegetarian /thread


Get the drift? They dont want one topic dominating the thread. Maybe one or two comments and then take it to either PM or one of the social clubs. I hope that clears it up a bit.

Yea, **** no. I'm a proud member of People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.

[Pessimist]

Kenpachi, animals aren't tasty, and they have tendancy to fight back if try to gnaw them.

Please, continue eating your Carrot Burger with no further arguments.

[Caster13]

I saw some of that Zelda cartoon recently.

O..M..G. What a piece of crap.

[Len]

Was it CD-i?

[Caster13]

The one from the 80s.

[Melion]

The one from the 80s.

Well escuuuuuuse me princess!

[Caster13]

Well escuuuuuuse me princess!

Ugh that was horrible. I want those minutes of my life back.

And I thought the **** Nickelodeon makes for little kids these days is bad.

[Len]

I think that you might have seen a good movie but were not aware it was good, and still might not be. This movie is what all true warriors strive for.

[fujyoshi]

I saw some of that Zelda cartoon recently.

O..M..G. What a piece of crap.

/heh my neice likes that show D:

[Aragami]

Listening to Schoenberg... drives you mad.

[Shiroiyuki]

For my final project (in a computer animation/3D modeling class) I have been given the GO AHEAD to model Jack from Nightmare Before Christmas. This is so awesome. I'm already almost done with him, too.

Now I just need to get the background in, the table, his microscope....*sigh* it is wonderful!


TEE HEE...

[Jon]

I am back from Banville!

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Wow Jon, I thought you had like a six month ban. Did six months go by really fast or something?

[Arnold]

Just watched the "Turtles Forever" movie/special again. The Mirage Comics Turtles ("Turtles Prime") kick unholy amounts of a**.

[Jon]

Wow Jon, I thought you had like a six month ban. Did six months go by really fast or something?

It was a combination of murder + the flux capacitor which made me come back 2 months early. If I'm understanding this right, Athena should be disappearing soon.

[tenshi_a]

I am back from Banville!

Welcome Back! :D

[Soluzar]

It was a combination of murder + the flux capacitor which made me come back 2 months early. If I'm understanding this right, Athena should be disappearing soon.
Interesting. Did you happen to check out any sports results while you were in the future?

[Jon]

Naughty naughty Soluzar, now that's called cheating!

[tenshi_a]

^ When you're suddenly and mysteriously extremely rich in a few months' time... don't forget your friends! ($_$) :wub:

[ThePhillyFlash]

Turkey Day is tomorrow! I'll be spending the day with relatives, and that's always lots of fun for me! ^_^

[l0k1]

There's been what sound liek storms raging nightly for liek a week now outside my bedroom window when I'm trying to sleep, I'm worried the window is going to break.

[Fobb]

I was scrolling through my profile, and caught a glimpse of my infractions.

http://i47.tinypic.com/24wr1jq.jpg

How stereotypical.

[Jon]

^ When you're suddenly and mysteriously extremely rich in a few months' time... don't forget your friends! ($_$) :wub:
STEAM gifts for eternity! Unless there's a way to transfer money overseas....uh ....Western Union?

[Arnold]

Back from my job interview. Turned out to be for a lame sales position.

[Caster13]

Ok, enough is enough. I swear if I see my bosses daughter dressed like I just saw her before one more time I'm going for her. I can't take it anymore. The angel and devil are agreeing. My willpower to resist has run out.

For my final project (in a computer animation/3D modeling class) I have been given the GO AHEAD to model Jack from Nightmare Before Christmas. This is so awesome. I'm already almost done with him, too.

Now I just need to get the background in, the table, his microscope....*sigh* it is wonderful!


TEE HEE...

Show us a picture when you finish it.

[Trefellin]

^ I would like to see it as well.

I was scrolling through my profile, and caught a glimpse of my infractions.

http://i47.tinypic.com/24wr1jq.jpg

How stereotypical.

Ah, you have an infraction. My opinion of you just plummeted.

[Old Ape Face]

^ I would like to see it as well.



Ah, you have an infraction. My opinion of you just plummeted.

I have several, he makes me look good.

[l0k1]

I have none, ergo I'm better than everyone that does.

[Len]

I dont think that the moderators want to cater to the young population of Animenation. :(

[Old Ape Face]

Well considering Animenation caters mostly to the Hentai population ethically I'm not exactly suprised.

[Fobb]

^ I would like to see it as well.



Ah, you have an infraction. My opinion of you just plummeted.It's photoshopped, I swear!

I have several, he makes me look good.

I got mine right when they invented the system, and then I stopped posting, if anyone noticed, and came back to see them expired.

[tenshi_a]

I bought myself some new boots. They're awesome! :D

Caterpillar boots FTW! :D

[Melion]

I'm thinking of the possible future, where I'm likely to be a police officer.

Sweet.

[Coffee]

That'd be the worst job ever.

You'd be permitted to have a gun, but you'd be trigger happy all the time. And then you can't fire it anywhere, except for target practice.

The pleasure of having a gun while you're an officer is to pop niggaz in da back and wreck havoc.

[Melion]

That'd be the worst job ever.

You'd be permitted to have a gun, but you'd be trigger happy all the time. And then you can't fire it anywhere, except for target practice.

The pleasure of having a gun while you're an officer is to pop niggaz in da back and wreck havoc.

Then you have not seen the swedish police force.

[l0k1]

I wish I dated a policewoman, she could feel morally confused about the various semi illegal things I do and I could tease her, then we'd do it whilst she's wearing her uniform.

^_^

[Len]

Im horny :/

[HSaabedra]

Im horny :/

I can help with that, though you'd probably turn me down.

[Len]

Thats your assumption. I'd gladly accept, as I have before.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Hmm those two messages were posted 15 minutes ago, and now both Len and HSaabedra are offline. This can mean only one thing they are out having Lieutenant Zechs from New Mobile Report Gundam Wing

[Len]

Are you color blind? I'm clearly not offline.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Are you color blind?

Actually yeah, in real life I am color blind and it has kept me out of the armed forces.






Well this is awkward.

[Len]

I have a percentage of color blindness but I'm not fully color blind.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I have a percentage of color blindness but I'm not fully color blind.

That makes you a Prons poseur.

But don't worry, there's been a lot going around ltaely

[Len]

Lately

and you owe me porn, so says my private messages.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Lately

and you owe me porn, so says my private messages.

Go for it we'll make one of those horrible Japanese pornos where I spend like 10 minutes asking your boring questions about your bloodtype and then you can lay there and scream for the next forty minutes while I do what I do best.


Feed her with the stylus!

[ThePhillyFlash]

I ate WAY too much on Thanksgiving with the relatives yesterday. OOFAH!! Meanwhile, it's 0456 here in Desudelphia, and, stores have already been open for an hour for Black Friday, and I'm guessing said stores are already packed. Thanks goodness I don't need to indulge in THAT madness! :P

[Maxximo]

I'm having a very boring Thanksgiving because I have to work. I don't know why as too their nothing to do here, wish I took the day off and went to Vegas…

[Neko]

Ugh, I'm about to leave to work on Black Friday for the first time... I can only imagine how annoying this day is going to be. I remember one year I went for milk or something on the morning of Black Friday, and after that I always made it a point to not even bother leaving the house on that day. No such luck this year.

[Coffee]

Anyone else hack IRL today?

Black Friday rules.

[l0k1]

Im horny :/

You're welcome.

[Soluzar]

Im horny :/
I understand entirely, it's because it's my birthday, right? It has that effect on a lot of women, it's my gift to men around the world.Oh hey, and women too... Soluzar's pheromonal influence does not discriminate. Same sex relationships are equal in Soluzar's value system.

[Len]

No its not

[Soluzar]

No its not
Don't hate; Appreciate.

[Len]

But I'm surrounded with it, it's hard to love.

[Soluzar]

Does someone need a hug? :huggles:

[fujyoshi]

Im horny :/

yaoi and happy music. Enjoy (:

[Soluzar]

Fooj is drawing Biscuit x Prons yaoi right now and pheeling like she never phelt before.

(Is it just me or is Soluzar behaving more like THE PRONS than is usual for him?)

Hey Proluzar, did we swap personalities for today?

- Solons.

[Len]

I want a Kigurumi suit.

[tenshi_a]

Proluzar

That sounds like some kind of terribly addictive prescription drug.

[fujyoshi]

Fooj is drawing Biscuit x Prons yaoi right now and pheeling like she never phelt before.

(Is it just me or is Soluzar behaving more like THE PRONS than is usual for him?)

Hey Proluzar, did we swap personalities for today?

- Solons.

I can't draw /heh sorry but there is always that ever so precious GX, and code geass yaoi :'D

[Old Ape Face]

Go for it we'll make one of those horrible Japanese pornos where I spend like 10 minutes asking your boring questions about your bloodtype and then you can lay there and scream for the next forty minutes while I do what I do best.


Feed her with the stylus!

Brilliant post.

No I can't except Len under my wing, (or legs if you're going in that direction) there is nothing I would find enjoying in that.

Instead I will watch Pornotube.com and do what I do best.

Feed her with the stylus!

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I want a Kigurumi suit.

Aww so len is that fat chick (guy?) that poses with his kigurmi mask and zentai suit on youtube.

Fooj is drawing Biscuit x Prons yaoi right now and pheeling like she never phelt before.

(Is it just me or is Soluzar behaving more like THE PRONS than is usual for him?)

Hey Proluzar, did we swap personalities for today?

- Solons.

Well ya know me I just don't uh...

Oh crap I don't even know how I'd go about imitating the Soluzar's personality. But does this mean I get to live with Tenshi_A now?

Yeahhhhh feeding her with the Stylus

[SapperSix]

Another day, another Jesus sighting. This time it's on an Iron.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091127/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_iron_jesus;_ylt=Ald.AfsuLnqjyeeM7 rIOjR3tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJpbHRpMG5vBGFzc2V 0A2FwLzIwMDkxMTI3L3VzX29kZF9pcm9uX2plc3V zBGNwb3MDMgRwb3MDNARzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3J 5BHNsawNtYXNzd29tYW5zZWU-

[autsiticanime]

In the words of John Safran, "I've been thinking..."

If you do a favour for someone, and want a favour in return but don't ask for it out of politeness, will your favour eventually be granted?

(The answer seems to obviously be no, but I think that if you wait long enough, good karma will come your way and the favour will be paid, even if its NOT from the person who owes you the favour.)

[Soluzar]

Oh crap I don't even know how I'd go about imitating the Soluzar's personality. But does this mean I get to live with Tenshi_A now?

Yeahhhhh feeding her with the Stylus
I tried so hard, so hard to think of a witty response to this that wouldn't also be freaky. I can't do it, and I can't post the freaky ones, so... looks like we're back in our own brains again.

It was some good times having a part of you in my brain, Snorp.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I tried so hard, so hard to think of a witty response to this that wouldn't also be freaky. I can't do it, and I can't post the freaky ones, so... looks like we're back in our own brains again.

It was some good times having a part of you in my brain, Snorp.

I have a good response to it, wanna know?

[Old Ape Face]

I have a good response to it, wanna know?

Feed him/it/her with the Stylus!!!

[tenshi_a]

Stylus food is the best. :D

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Tenshi_A agrees ,that means only one thing.

Prons Yumikura Sanada and Soluzar are going to make a MANWHICH.

Oh mama don't you make me another meatloaf (no)
forget the mac-n-cheese (oh no)
I want some fun piled on a bun
I want a manwich please
make tonight a manwich night

This book I'm reading is so sleazy the first sentence of the first page is "What are you wearing?"

[Nerv]

I hate flaky people

Unfortunately all my friends are flakes

[f2akid]

Today I realised Red Dwarf is actually one annoying show. What's so entertaining about it I don't know.

[Nerv]

Today I realised Red Dwarf is actually one annoying show. What's so entertaining about it I don't know.

Its cold outside,
There's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone,
More or less.
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.

I want to lie,
Shipwrecked and comotoase,
Drinking fresh,
Mango juice,
Goldfish shoals,
Nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.


I've seen the show

It's pretty good

Rimmer is a complete smeg head

What do you find annoying about the show?

[f2akid]

What do you find annoying about the show?

Everything. None of it is funny and don't even get me started on that black guy and the guy with a H on his forehead; such useless characters.

[Old Ape Face]

Rimmer is a complete smeg head

Yeah this is Lister

Nice cover up dude.

[Nerv]

Everything. None of it is funny and don't even get me started on that black guy and the guy with a H on his forehead; such useless characters.

Well everyone is allowd to have their own opninion

I haavn't seen it a lot
But what i have seen i like

[Nerv]

Yeah this is Lister

Nice cover up dude.

Well no doubt that's something Lister would say

Since its usually him calling him a smeg head

[f2akid]

I haavn't seen it a lot
But what i have seen i like

Care to elaborate? Because I don't see what you see right now.

Well no doubt that's something Lister would say

How do you know lister? You haven't been around long enough to know about him, or have you...

[Nerv]

Care to elaborate? Because I don't see what you see right now.

The jokes are good

The sci fi portion of it is amusing and entertaining

and the plot is a great one

[Old Ape Face]

Well no doubt that's something Lister would say

Since its usually him calling him a smeg head

So you do know him.


Luke: So you know this Oby-Wan-Kinobe?

Ben: Of cource I know him, He's me...

[Nerv]

Care to elaborate? Because I don't see what you see right now.



How do you know lister? You haven't been around long enough to know about him, or have you...

Lister is the main character from Red Dwarf

and i've seen Red Dwarf
EDIT:oh wait
you mean the member everyone is comparing me to

no I dont know him

i think ive seen one of his posts but thats about it

I thought you were talking about the character from the show

[f2akid]

The jokes are good

The sci fi portion of it is amusing and entertaining

and the plot is a great one

I think it's crap in all honesty.

you mean the member everyone is comparing me to

no I dont know him

But only Yuki compared you to him...

[Nerv]

I think it's crap in all honesty.

How many episodes have you seen?

[Old Ape Face]

But only Yuki compared you to him...

And Bernard, and Prons, and Tenshi_a

[Nerv]

And Bernard, and Prons, and Tenshi_a

Well one started it and the others copied him in thinking so

[l0k1]

You used the one bait he couldn't resist..

I shall hunt the deadliest prey of them all, man.

[f2akid]

How many episodes have you seen?

Quite a few actually. Most of the season where they go to some alternate dimension where everything is done backwards and a few episodes from other seasons. Can't say it makes me want to go back at a different angle.

And Bernard, and Prons, and Tenshi_a

I'm a bit late in arriving today then. Fair play to me I was gone all day though.

You used the one bait he couldn't resist..

I shall hunt the deadliest prey of them all, man.

Fishing is fun.

[Old Ape Face]

You used the one bait he couldn't resist..

I shall hunt the deadliest prey of them all, man.

You know Lister spoke of Red Dwarf as if it were a religion on here, almost as much as Nerv speaks of it.

[Nerv]

You know Lister spoke of Red Dwarf as if it were a religion on here, almost as much as Nerv speaks of it.

Yea you see

I don't even like the show that much

It's alright

But take it to the point of worshipping it is ridiculous IMO

[f2akid]

I just finished watching an episode of Gundam 00 and it made me realise how much Neon Genesis sucks. I mean come on at least make the show a bit more believable and add some different characteristics to it but no it's just as generic as always doing the exact same things over and over.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Smooth move lister you almost had me foono you didn't at all sorry it was nice knowing you though

[Neko]

It was so much more peaceful without lister. =\

[Old Ape Face]

I just finished watching an episode of Gundam 00 and it made me realise how much Neon Genesis sucks. I mean come on at least make the show a bit more believable and add some different characteristics to it but no it's just as generic as always doing the exact same things over and over.

Lister spoke EVA over Cowboy Bebop...

[superplough]

Woe betide thee who pisses of the Plough today, for I shall lay waste upon ye, and all they hold dear.

[fujyoshi]

You know Lister spoke of Red Dwarf as if it were a religion on here, almost as much as Nerv speaks of it.

whats red dwarf :O

[Old Ape Face]

whats red dwarf :O

I don't know...

[fujyoshi]

I don't know...

meh I got my flu shot today finally o_o

[Carhill22]

so.. nerv= lister? or was he banned for the same thing?

[Jack_Bauer]

You can tell that was lister. What gave him away was this..


Red Dwarf is the Best

THIS!!

WHat didn't you like about the show?

He's a SMEG head

/end

His posting style was too similar to lister's. Plus the obvious NERV username. How pathetic Lister. You've been banned and its obvious that no one wants you around. Nice try though. Who are you gonna come back as next? Next time, dont be so obvious. At lest change the way you post. Maybe some intelligent posting will help you conceal your stupidity and immaturity. Or theres always another forums.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Woe betide thee who pisses of the Plough today, for I shall lay waste upon ye, and all they hold dear.

"Woe betide"? Have you been reading Thor comics or something? Can't remember the last time someone said "woe betide"! :lol:

[Sora N]

so.. nerv= lister? or was he banned for the same thing?

Yes...Nerv was lister...you can tell by the way he posted and acted around the forum.

You can tell that was lister. What gave him away was this..


Red Dwarf is the Best

THIS!!

WHat didn't you like about the show?

He's a SMEG head

/end

His posting style was too similar to lister's. Plus the obvious NERV username. How pathetic Lister. You've been banned and its obvious that no one wants you around. Nice try though. Who are you gonna come back as next? Next time, dont be so obvious. At lest change the way you post. Maybe some intelligent posting will help you conceal your stupidity and immaturity. Or theres always another forums.


Plus, lister said that was moving from Mexico to Costa Rica …Nerv’s location: Costa Rica.

[Melion]

Yes...Nerv was lister...you can tell by the way he posted and acted around the forum.




Plus, lister said that was moving from Mexico to Costa Rica …Nerv’s location: Costa Rica.

*Puts on detective hat* And that concludes our investigation. Good job everyone! Now let's have some tea!

[superplough]

"Woe betide"? Have you been reading Thor comics or something? Can't remember the last time someone said "woe betide"! :lol:

:lol: I was in a bad mood when I posted that, however now I'm in a fantastic mood xD

[ThePhillyFlash]

:lol: I was in a bad mood when I posted that, however now I'm in a fantastic mood xD

Well, just as people should NEVER drive while drunk, people should NEVER post while angry. That's how stuff like "woe betide" gets sent out through cyberspace! :lol:

[tenshi_a]

^ I hear people say "woe betide" far more often than I hear people say "cyberspace"! :lol:

I think I must live in a different universe! :lol:

[Len]

I want a Kigurumi suit.

[Soluzar]

I'm not going to choose cheap shipping on international orders anymore. I get too impatient waiting. At least express shipping usually comes with a tracking system, which would be enough to keep me sane.

[Melion]

At least express shipping usually comes with a tracking system, which would be enough to keep me sane.

"Ok, it's moving, moving, moving.

DAMMIT WHY IS IT STOPPING?! MOOOOVE!"

Sane? I beg to differ.

[tenshi_a]

...and even if you pay more money, they don't deliver on Sundays... -_-;

[Soluzar]

...and even if you pay more money, they don't deliver on Sundays... -_-;
Aye, it is true.

I don't so much mind the waiting as I do the not knowing. I can see what Melion is saying, but at the moment I'm worrying that my investments could have been lost somewhere between here and Japan and I don't even know what you can do about that if the shipping wasn't insured.

[l0k1]

Hotels are expensive.

[tenshi_a]

Aye, it is true.

I don't so much mind the waiting as I do the not knowing. I can see what Melion is saying, but at the moment I'm worrying that my investments could have been lost somewhere between here and Japan and I don't even know what you can do about that if the shipping wasn't insured.

I think a lot of shops much have some kind of their own insurance in place to cover lost items - I think every time I've been in the (superangry) position where an item hasn't arrived from an online shop, I've complained and they've (eventually) sent a new one.

(or if it's ebay sellers, sometimes they just forgot to send the package...)

I usually avoid premium cost insured shipping, 'cos it seems like that's more likely to get stopped in customs and they hold it to ransom with a steep handling charge... but that already happened to you with cheap shipping anyway, didn't it?

[taily]

Man I love Cheryl Cole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMiy_UsrPDs

And people say Brit chics aren't fit.

[Soluzar]

I think a lot of shops much have some kind of their own insurance in place to cover lost items - I think every time I've been in the (superangry) position where an item hasn't arrived from an online shop, I've complained and they've (eventually) sent a new one.
In that case, I'll stick to cheap shipping. The main thing I'm concerned about is the possibility that after the maximum suggested transit time has elapsed, the items didn't arrive and I'm left with no option but to pay up a second time. I thought that's how it worked... since it's hard to prove that you didn't get your item.

[HSaabedra]

Dropped an obligatory late anniversary post on my anime news blog since its a year and a month old today. I'm happy. :)

[tenshi_a]

In that case, I'll stick to cheap shipping. The main thing I'm concerned about is the possibility that after the maximum suggested transit time has elapsed, the items didn't arrive and I'm left with no option but to pay up a second time. I thought that's how it worked... since it's hard to prove that you didn't get your item.

Well, I don't know how difficult the shop you've bought from will make it, normally shops are fairly OK with these things.

The hardest claim for lost goods I've had to make was an order with TRSI; they pretty much treated me like a criminal and sent me an insurance claim form (like, an official one from their insurance company) to fill in and return to them. Only after it was processed, they'd send me my stuff. They're sucky with international customer service anyway.

So, um, good luck? They might turn up next week anyway. It can't be that long since you ordered your stuff anyway, right?

[Old Ape Face]

Starting to get tired of playing Orion 20 times a day and I'm no were near perfect with it.

Still a badass song to play along with the real recording to. I need to strengthen my fret fingers a tad bit more and then I might be a tad better.

[Caster13]

Starting to get tired of playing Orion 20 times a day and I'm no were near perfect with it.

Still a badass song to play along with the real recording to. I need to strengthen my fret fingers a tad bit more and then I might be a tad better.

Of course you're not perfect at it, CLIFF BURTON PLAYED IT. Duh!

[Old Ape Face]

Of course you're not perfect at it, CLIFF BURTON PLAYED IT. Duh!

Bah just becuase Cliff wrote it doesn't mean it's imposable to play, my only obstacle really is the solo at the end, I can play everything up to that, not perfect of cource, but that's what practice and months of over playing is for.

I need to be more relaxed when I play too, it's difficult to play under stress especially with a smooth harmony like Orion.

[Caster13]

My sister has never heard of Credence Clearwater Revival. :|

How can I be related to her?

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I once owned a lady at the gym.

I told her I was going to Lodi for the weekend and I mentioned the CCR song, and she was all "What song."

And I was all "how do you not know that song you're like ancient."

[Trefellin]

I went to two separate music stores and neither of them had any thumb picks. :|

Put a frickin' bullet in my head, please.

[taily]

It was only then Trefellin realized they were actually pastry shops.
"Well" he said in his defence "that lemon tart really looked like a cd case!"

[Caster13]

They listen to garbage like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=player_embedded

WARNING! Counseling may be required.

[Trefellin]

It was only then Trefellin realized they were actually pastry shops.
"Well" he said in his defence "that lemon tart really looked like a cd case!"

:lol:

They were actually musical instrument stores though so they didn't sell CDs. :|


One had a big gong though. I want a gong. Why? I don't know.

[SapperSix]

:lol:

They were actually musical instrument stores though so they didn't sell CDs. :|


One had a big gong though. I want a gong. Why? I don't know.

To annoy the piss out of your family/ neighbors. That's why.

[l0k1]

Silly girl told her ex about me, he isn't too pleased at me.

[Coffee]

They listen to garbage like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=player_embedded

WARNING! Counseling may be required.

What the ****ing **** **** is this ****ing ****

[Melion]

They listen to garbage like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=player_embedded

WARNING! Counseling may be required.

It seems that I brought some kind of plauge when I showed that link in the Music thread. I feel somewhat guilty and pleased at the same time.

[Soluzar]

Well, I don't know how difficult the shop you've bought from will make it, normally shops are fairly OK with these things.

The hardest claim for lost goods I've had to make was an order with TRSI; they pretty much treated me like a criminal and sent me an insurance claim form (like, an official one from their insurance company) to fill in and return to them. Only after it was processed, they'd send me my stuff. They're sucky with international customer service anyway.

So, um, good luck? They might turn up next week anyway. It can't be that long since you ordered your stuff anyway, right?
It hasn't been too long yet, I'm just considering what to do if the worst happens. Also, shipments sent out on consecutive days with more than 10 days gap between delivery worries me.

[ThePhillyFlash]

My sister has never heard of Credence Clearwater Revival. :|

How can I be related to her?

You should disown her! CCR was da bomb!

[l0k1]

I've got liek bare hotdog with onions cravings, preferably from a carnival of some sort.

[tenshi_a]

Bare? You ought to cover your hotdog. It is world AIDS day, after all.

[l0k1]

^

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bare

[tenshi_a]

Oh ok.

But still...

Comedy is wasted on the literal. :P

[l0k1]

I just didn't want to acknowledge your poor penis joke and possible gay innuendo, it was for your own good.

World aids day huh, protection is for cowards, the only way I can get off now is playing Russian roulette with aids.

[taily]

They listen to garbage like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=player_embedded

WARNING! Counseling may be required.

Who is this "they" you speak off

[The Million Dollar Prons]

bare? You ought to cover your hotdog. It is world aids day, after all.

welcome to the world of feline aids

[Old Ape Face]

Why does the package I'm expecting on the UPS truck, go from some place in Massachusetts to Hartford Connecticut and take about 2 hours doing such, but can't drive an extra 30 mins to my house?

Bare? You ought to cover your hotdog. It is world AIDS day, after all.

It is Aids awareness month according to my job.

This makes me happy, becuase I can listen to Queen to help me remember that Freddie Mercury both died from aids and made one of the greatest bands in history.

[fujyoshi]

this is full of awsome xD

http://www.butterflystation.net/arcade/fireworks/jhanabi.htm

[Old Ape Face]

I seriously want to go to the UPS depot in Hartford myself to pick up my distortion petal.

[autsiticanime]

There's a radio countdown based on public opinion of the "greatest rock albums of all time"

There's 5 albums to go, and with the usual suspects (Nevermind, Dark side, Back in Black) yet to place, I'm doubting London Calling will make it.

Update: Back in Black is No.1.

[HSaabedra]

Nothing takes the edge off of a bowl of the finest green better than a double baconator

[Jon]

Whoa Axl, didn't know your boat steered in that direction.

I'd have to say anything from Taco Bell is much better though:P

[Carhill22]

I can't believe that I missed 1 class all quarter.. and that one class I missed an assignment I can't make up, since i dont have a doctor's note (I was too sick to spend an hour taking the bus to a 2 hour class, then take another hour bus ride home. I was also not sick enough to goto the doctor). and that gives me a D in the class.. hopefully I'll get a B or better on the final and will get a C.. oh and on every assignment but a few quizes I got like an A or B..

[Haro!]

Nothing takes the edge off of a bowl of the finest green better than a double baconator

Agreed! Actually a Pumpkin Pie Oh My is up there too, but not the Shack Burger.

[Bradster]

Elmer Fudd has gotten the best of Bugs Bunny in only 3 episodes:

"What's Opera, Doc?" ("Kill the wabbit!")
"Rabbit Rampage" ("All right you comic book Rembrandt, make with the eraser")
"Hare Brush" ("I am Elmer J Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht")

[fujyoshi]

I found another series to pheel to :'D now I still gotta find that other one I meant to get around to -_=

[l0k1]

50's America, a time when men would beat their wives and everyone wore hats.

Damn the luck being born in the wrong era.

Been watching Revolutionary Road, maybe I'll get the book too.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Youtube is pretty weird because it'll let you upload videos longer than 10 minutes, but when and only when it is 100% uploaded it will tell you your video has been DENIED

[fujyoshi]

uea I think I might be able to stop counciling after tomorrow. I'll see weather it has any use still -_=

[tenshi_a]

@Prons - I've seen some videos on youtube that are longer than 10 mins; I wonder how they get round it. :/

==

On days when it is freezing cold, a cup of warm soup is nice.

But I only had cheap watery packet soup, like, some vegetable "just add water" powder soup.

So I emptied the powder into a pint mug, added a [splotch] of scotch bonnet hot pepper sauce, a few drops of Henderson's Relish (it's kind of like Worcester Sauce), a little lime cordial, filled it 3/4 way with boiling water, stirred, fill the rest up with milk, and used my peppercorn grinder over it.

Then! It was SUPER POWERED HOT SOUP.

And I transformed into the human torch. I'm not sure what I ought to do now, because it accidentally made me really wake up (and it's gone 11pm) but at least I'm not cold anymore.

[Old Ape Face]

My guitar teacher's face melted when I played Orion for him.

[Caster13]

My guitar teacher's face melted when I played Orion for him.

I will not believe anything you say about your guitar ability until you post a video.

Tidusauron has showed us him playing the piano.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Word about Pornographic sailor moon sure has gotten around fast. I made it live, and then went to watch the new Angry Video Game Nerd, and when I came back twelve minutes later it was like "FIFTY VIEWS."

Now if only I could track which AN members clicked the link for delecious blackmail.

[l0k1]

@Prons - I've seen some videos on youtube that are longer than 10 mins; I wonder how they get round it. :/

They have director accounts or whatever it's called.

[tenshi_a]

Word about Pornographic sailor moon sure has gotten around fast. I made it live, and then went to watch the new Angry Video Game Nerd, and when I came back twelve minutes later it was like "FIFTY VIEWS."

Now if only I could track which AN members clicked the link for delecious blackmail.

That was a great review. You made me laugh at times. :lol:

[Old Ape Face]

I will not believe anything you say about your guitar ability until you post a video.

Tidusauron has showed us him playing the piano.

sure I will once I find a camera

My distortion pedal is fuzzy too.

[fujyoshi]

My guitar teacher's face melted when I played Orion for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRyvFs5NPQo

play that song (: might take a few years though but you sound like your pretty pro already /heh

[Jon]

A kid in my town got ran over by a train today. Police said he was walking on the tracks, not across it, while listening to music. By the time the train conductor saw the boy (16) in the distance, it was too late.

Crazy because I had to go a different way to work today cause the train was stopped. I think it was suicide, no mp3 player can go so loud to where it blocks out a train's horn. Plus, he'd feel the vibrations on the tracks beneath him.

[Caster13]

It's 5:35 AM now, I woke up at 5:07, don't know why though. I'm not going back to sleep. I love getting up early in the morning, you can do so much more stuff in the day this way.

[Melion]

It's 5:35 AM now, I woke up at 5:07, don't know why though. I'm not going back to sleep. I love getting up early in the morning, you can do so much more stuff in the day this way.

Even more now that your work is gone. amiright? amiright? :lol:

[Caster13]

Even more now that your work is gone. amiright? amiright? :lol:

Shut the hell up. :mad: Not cool man.

[Melion]

Shut the hell up. :mad: Not cool man.

Sorry, that was wrong of me. I apologize. >_<

Have a cookie.

http://pixiestixkidspix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/cookie-bite-web.jpg

[Coffee]

That's awful, how could you hand out an already eaten cookie? Its like giving someone a used condom.

Yeah the gesture is awesome when your buddy gives you one so you can advance on that girl you've been macking on all night. But not awesome when your buddy gives you a used condom. EXACTLY.

And speaking of cookies, at work we're supposed to offer customers a cookie if they get upset. And 99% of the time, they will take the cookie and become satisfied.

[taily]

I keep any drama out of the forums mostly, but things seem to be falling apart AND coming together all at once in my life right now.

[fujyoshi]

I keep any drama out of the forums mostly, but things seem to be falling apart AND coming together all at once in my life right now.

its best to keep the drama off the forums. I've been through forum drama before and surely its no fun.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I wish Disney would stop playing this Lizzie Mcquire crap and get back to Hannah Montana.

Err... I mean, Yeah I watched the remake of BAD LIEUTENANT today and it was awesome

[Soluzar]

Whoa! Is there anything left Hollywood didn't already remake?

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Whoa! Is there anything left Hollywood didn't already remake?

Yeah but the new one is even better than the old one for realz.


The THat Guy with the Glasses live marathon is starting, it better be good I'm missing the Hannah Montana marathon.

[Melion]

I'm watching the TGWTG donation drive live.

Hehe, fun people.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Some of the people in the donation chat are real limps though. XD

[Melion]

Some of the people in the donation chat are real limps though. XD

Yeah, all they want is Spoony. XD

[l0k1]

I woke up in a strange room, vomit all over the place, strange naked girl in bed with me, says we had sex, I can't even remember meeting her, had some breakfast, came home, sup.

[Caster13]

I woke up in a strange room, vomit all over the place, strange naked girl in bed with me, says we had sex, I can't even remember meeting her, had some breakfast, came home, sup.

Was this a dream that you had? Cause otherwise I call bull****.

[l0k1]

No that was my weekend, I've got the bottle of vodka here with a tiny drop left in it that got me in that state.

She said I passed out during if it helps.

[Old Ape Face]

No that was my weekend, I've got the bottle of vodka here with a tiny drop left in it that got me in that state.

She said I passed out during if it helps.

was she hot?

[Soluzar]

was she hot?
Depends on whether you're asking about the morning after or the night before. :naughty:

[Old Ape Face]

Depends on whether you're asking about the morning after or the night before. :naughty:

well I'm asking about the morning, would be a real disappointment if she turned out to be some ugly thing when you wake up.

If she's hot in the morning you have nothing to complain about :D

[Soluzar]

well I'm asking about the morning, would be a real disappointment if she turned out to be some ugly thing when you wake up.
Theoretically, the best way to deal with that would be to drink enough that the beer goggles remain in effect until the next morning. Then you can leave, and remain blissfully unaware of the actual attractiveness of the girl you slept with.

[Old Ape Face]

Theoretically, the best way to deal with that would be to drink enough that the beer goggles remain in effect until the next morning. Then you can leave, and remain blissfully unaware of the actual attractiveness of the girl you slept with.

then you wake up with a massive hangover and you really don't care what she looks like it wont make you headache go away lol.

[l0k1]

She was fit enough, I got her number before I left.

But I was more interested in getting home, I've had two showers and changed my clothes and I still smell of puke, and no hangover but I was shaking for a few hours.

[fujyoshi]

I still have to print those pictures I took the other day /hmm

[Caster13]

Date went well yesterday. Went out to eat. Unfortunately my boss saw me with her >_<. However he just said "You should have told me, but...don't do anything stupid". :-" Lucked out on that one.

Now to playing video games, for lack of a better thing to do that doesn't require money.

[Soluzar]

Date went well yesterday. Went out to eat. Unfortunately my boss saw me with her >_<. However he just said "You should have told me, but...don't do anything stupid". :-" Lucked out on that one.
You were due for some good luck, really. :P

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Kenpachi EXPLODED OHHH MORE EXPLOSION JOKES

[Caster13]

You were due for some good luck, really. :P

I hoped for more luck than that.

[f2akid]

I hoped for more luck than that.

And here I was thinking Kenpachi got game.

[Rei]

Better luck next time I guess?

[fujyoshi]

And here I was thinking Kenpachi got game.

kenpachi had game? Since when, if that was the case he'd be more popular around here /heh

[Old Ape Face]

Kenpachi has more game than me, of cource I sleep with my Bass guitar, so I'm taken already.

[Caster13]

And here I was thinking Kenpachi got game.

Even if I did do something, bragging about it here would make me one really pathetic SOB.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Even if I did do something, bragging about it here would make me one really pathetic SOB.

I'd have posted not only a thread but video as well.

[Shiroiyuki]

Depends on whether you're asking about the morning after or the night before. :naughty:

Remember, beauty is only a light-switch away.

[fujyoshi]

Kenpachi has more game than me, of cource I sleep with my Bass guitar, so I'm taken already.

/heh and I thought I humped that thing into non existance already. Maybe the effect was it just disappeared from me instead D:

[Aragami]

I feeel soo much better without my anti-psychotic med, that I think I'll stop taking it.

[Jon]

I am under the influence, and it feels great!

[fujyoshi]

I feeel soo much better without my anti-psychotic med, that I think I'll stop taking it.

I hope you don't cut somebody o_o

[Aragami]

I hope you don't cut somebody o_o

It's not like in the movie Psycho...

[Jon]

It's not like in the movie Psycho...
Lies it's always like in the movie Psycho

[f2akid]

Even if I did do something, bragging about it here would make me one really pathetic SOB.

It's not so much bragging but more proving to us here once and for all that you don't swing in that other direction (which there has been speculation of as you are aware).

Plus I expected more. Don't know why really, I just did.

[Aragami]

Lies it's always like in the movie Psycho

No joke, the police confiscated my knife collection and my hook already.

[Caster13]

It's not so much bragging but more proving to us here once and for all that you don't swing in that other direction (which there has been speculation of as you are aware).

Plus I expected more. Don't know why really, I just did.

I don't understand why that speculation exists.

[Lacan]

I think I should just stop signing online petitions to things that I don't completely understand and stop writing online letters to things that I don't 100 percent understand either. Besides I realize I don't want to get in trouble or endanger my life one day. Let everyone else deal with the horrors of the world, I'm done doing that and want to be left alone.

[fujyoshi]

It's not like in the movie Psycho...

ok just making sure (:

[Caster13]

Just got news from a buddy at work. It was arson.

Whoever it is they are in for a royal *** whooping when I find out who did it. :ssj: Oh and a lawsuit. A big one. :shifty::devil:

[Jon]

Just got news from a buddy at work. It was arson.

Whoever it is they are in for a royal *** whooping when I find out who did it. :ssj: Oh and a lawsuit. A big one. :shifty::devil:

you should punch him in the face

[Trefellin]

Is "uncle" not an odd sounding word? Say it with me... "Uncle." It sounds like it should be a body part, a bone in your arm perhaps. It's origin is Latin so maybe that's why. "Ahhhh, I just banged my uncle on the kitchen table."

Maybe it's just me.

[SapperSix]

Just got news from a buddy at work. It was arson.

Whoever it is they are in for a royal *** whooping when I find out who did it. :ssj: Oh and a lawsuit. A big one. :shifty::devil:

That's what they said about a couple of humvees that caught fire a over a year ago on Camp Schwab. But it was later determined that it was an electircal problem.

[old hat]

Yeah I totally got away with that one.

[superplough]

Is "uncle" not an odd sounding word? Say it with me... "Uncle." It sounds like it should be a body part, a bone in your arm perhaps. It's origin is Latin so maybe that's why. "Ahhhh, I just banged my uncle on the kitchen table."

Maybe it's just me.

It's one of those "Inherently funny words"

[Caster13]

you should punch him in the face

I prefer breaking their kneecaps.

[fujyoshi]

now my mom has bad dreams about me o_o

[Carhill22]

I hate take-home finals.. teachers think that if you take it home they can make it a million times harder.. not cool, especially when I have other finals to study for...

[Trefellin]

"Ahhhh, I just banged my uncle on the kitchen table."


Wait...

...

Anyway, I... Just, forgot what I was going to saying. :|

[Caster13]

Wait, what?

...

Anyway, I... Just, forgot what I was going to saying. :|

:lol::lol::lol:

[fujyoshi]

Wait...

...

Anyway, I... Just, forgot what I was going to saying. :|

man I almost fell out 'a my chair when I saw that one thanks for the laugh man /no1

[willag]

"Ahhhh, I just banged my uncle on the kitchen table."

I'm laughing so hard!! You can tell how dirty my mind is that I never even saw this as an innocent remark. My mind went straight to the gutter.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/Willag/funnyshit.gif

[Bernard_Monsha]

Not that anyone remembered but it is the 68th anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor tat dragged the US into the bloodiest war in human history.

[Caster13]

Not that anyone remembered but it is the 68th anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor tat dragged the US into the bloodiest war in human history.

My great uncle was there. He never talks about it.

I'll make a thread.

[Jack_Bauer]

^ I Remembered. The unit that we're training actually had a moment of silence before we went on live fire at the range.

Thanks for the reminder Bernard.

My thought of the day: Being stuck between two Artillery guns and covering down behind a .50 cal is very very very very bad for my ears. Never again!

[Caster13]

I am bored as ****.

I've only been out of work for a few days but I need to do something. Trouble is that I would have to use money, which I have to use sparingly until I start work again. Despite having a bank account of like $21,000 that I had saved up for a car by working a crapload of overtime, I might be out of a job period, and in this economy I don't know when I'd start working again.

[autsiticanime]

Sad news in the WWE over the weekend.

Two time intercontiental champion, Umaga (Eddie fatu) died of a Heart Attack at 36.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=12479

[Trefellin]

I just popped into another forum that I haven't been to since the beginning of the year and saw some sigs with things I posted quoted in them...

Lesbianism is only a sin if it doesn't give God a woody, so it really depends on the couple. If it's a pair of complete butch dogs, it's a sin.

I don't remember posting that. :huh:

[SapperSix]

I just popped into another forum that I haven't been to since the beginning of the year and saw some sigs with things I posted quoted in them...



I don't remember posting that. :huh:

It definitely looks like something you would post though.

[SangoStrummer]

Sad news in the WWE over the weekend.

Two time intercontiental champion, Umaga (Eddie fatu) died of a Heart Attack at 36.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=12479

RIP Samoan Bulldozer :'(

[Trefellin]

It definitely looks like something you would post though.

I would never! :O

...

:-"

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Is it just me, or was snoopy kind of the "villain" in th original Charlie Brown TV specials?

[tenshi_a]

Clinical depression and mid-life crisis are the main villains in Charlie Brown. Especially considering he's supposed to be just some kid.

[Caster13]

Um, wow. I just found this on youtube. :|

This only reinforces the stereotype. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNLpZdDz-1k)

[Coffee]

Women just can't drive period.

[Jon]

Um, wow. I just found this on youtube. :|

This only reinforces the stereotype. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNLpZdDz-1k)
Wow, what an idiot.

[Caster13]

I'd hit two people in that video, one would be the woman, the other would be the dumbass that let her drive. I'd hit him harder.

Women just can't drive period.

There are a few. They're very rare but they exist. NO NOT DANICA PATRICK. She sucks big time.

More like rally driver Michele Mouton. She kicked major *** back in the 80s. She is the best woman driver ever, and came in second in the World Rally Championship for Group B.

Youtube her.

[fujyoshi]

Sad news in the WWE over the weekend.

Two time intercontiental champion, Umaga (Eddie fatu) died of a Heart Attack at 36.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=12479

wow wonder what caused that o_o

[Old Ape Face]

Sad news in the WWE over the weekend.

Two time intercontiental champion, Umaga (Eddie fatu) died of a Heart Attack at 36.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=12479

Que Queen Music "Another one Bites the Dust"

There are a few. They're very rare but they exist. NO NOT DANICA PATRICK. She sucks big time.

More like rally driver Michele Mouton. She kicked major *** back in the 80s. She is the best woman driver ever, and came in second in the World Rally Championship for Group B.

Youtube her.

Of course the only time a woman is good at something is if it's required to beat someone else, not when it's routinely necessary.

[Aragami]

I really liked queen for a period. Sheer heart attack was my favorite. It's so manic.

[Kagura]

My daily thought is What in the hell is up with everyone making a mad dash to the store to buy bread and milk when there is a major storm coming? lol

[Trefellin]

wow wonder what caused that o_o

He's a wrestler and he had a heart attack. Steroids for breakfast, lunch and dinner might do that.

Wrestlers aren't really known for their healthy lifestyles. The destroy their bodies doing what they love.

[Caster13]

Like hot dog eating contest competitors.

[Trefellin]

Like hot dog eating contest competitors.

And prostitutes.

[Caster13]

And prostitutes.

Depends which type of prostitute. Escorts, possibly, since they get paid so much. Regular hookers, they probably had a different career choice in mind.

[Trefellin]

Depends which type of prostitute. Escorts, possibly, since they get paid so much. Regular hookers, they probably had a different career choice in mind.

Oh yeah, because high paid escorts do it for the love of the profession, just like wrestlers.