Whinnying Ploff-Tompic Bronies, Let's Party! Thread

[SapperSix]

After working like mad with a lot of overtime and saving up almost every penny, it's time to get a better car. Here are the requirements:

1. rear wheel drive
2. manual transmission
3. insurance won't violate me with the big end of a wine bottle due to owning it
4. has a bunch of acceleration
5. good handling
6. not a ton of miles
7. not really high maintenance costs
8. not an Inline 4 cylinder engine.
9. no "Rice Factor"
10. NOT A HONDA.

I've considered a few cars, but so far no go. I thought of a 350Z but that's big with ricers. First choice was a Subaru WRX Sti, or even just a regular WRX, but the insurance on those are insane. Thought of an older BMW, like a 1990s M3, but those are very expensive to maintain. I've been suggested old Mazda RX-7s but I know next to nothing about rotary engines, plus they're old and high mileage. Now I WAS thinking of a Honda Type-R, but I think that's front wheel drive, even though they're fast. I was suggested an Audi but, being a European car, high maintenance costs.

Can the car people of AN help me on this?

Get a Mustang then. Plus insurance is still going to violate you with that list you have.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Get a bicycle

[SapperSix]

Get a bicycle

Last time I had a bicycle, some jackass took my front tire. Keep in mind this was 2 years ago and I was on Okinawa at the time.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Wikipedia sure is awkward when it asks for donations. It's like when you go to the retirement home to visit your grandma and she asks why you sent her away and you have to do that thing where you're all well id' better go i have an early day tomorrow and she's all its only one in the afternoon and you lay down and pretend to sleep just so you dont get caught in the lie

[taily]

Man cherry Lucozade and sherbet is lush.

[Tom Servo]

The other choice I'm considering is a muscle car, even though I'd be throwing aside the handling issue.
Roads don't have corners in America so you should be fine.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Egg nog ice cream.

My. GOD.

[fujyoshi]

Egg nog ice cream.

My. GOD.

O_O what on earth

[The Million Dollar Prons]

http://autocompleteme.com/2009/10/15/fun-for-the-whole-family/

I whipped out the rofl

[SapperSix]

http://autocompleteme.com/2009/10/15/fun-for-the-whole-family/

I whipped out the rofl

I typed "what" on google and got this.

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/4425/whatb.jpg

[Neko]

^Evidently that's a book. O_o

At first I figured it was something on Yahoo Answers. I've seen weirder questions on there.

[Soluzar]

It's the name of a book.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

It's the name of a book.

Okay Soluzar, then explain why when you type "why won't" into google it autocompletes as


"why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Is that the title of an inspirational novel?

[f2akid]

I was suggested an Audi but, being a European car, high maintenance costs.

The 2 litre TDi A3 is very cheap to maintain. Sure it's not the fastest car but 0-60 in 7.9 with 138 bhp considering it runs on diesel is a pretty good deal. Being a German car it's mostly reliable and honestly you're laughing when it comes to fuel with this car. But fair enough it's front-wheel drive so, just a thought.

[taily]

http://www.amazon.com/WHAT-THESE-STRAWBERRIES-DOING-NIPPLES/dp/075151005X

[goddessofanime]

http://www.amazon.com/WHAT-THESE-STRAWBERRIES-DOING-NIPPLES/dp/075151005X

The reviews are hilarious.

[lister]

The reviews are hilarious.

First, I have to admit that I did not buy this book at Amazon. Instead, I found a well-read copy jammed next to my seat on a Greyhound bus. I was broke, having spent my last $[...] on a one-way ticket from Phoenix to someplace better. Any place better. My ticket said Seattle, But I never wanted to go to Seattle. The truth is, I wanted to go to San Francisco, but I was afraid to say it. I was worried that the old man behind the glass would think I was a *** if I bought a ticket there. So I just said the name of the closest city I could think of.

So anyway, the book. I found it as soon as I sat down on the bus. The bright red cover, showing a buxom blonde leaning submissively forward, revealing cleavage a guy could fall into, really caught my attention. I held the book, thinking how lucky I was to have found something to read as we crossed the desert. And then, a moment later, I just felt dirty. I mean, this was somebody else's book, and just keeping it for myself felt like stealing. I checked with the bus driver to make sure I had time, and I took the book to the ticketing desk to see if anyone had reported it missing.

"Excuse me," I said through the small hole in the bullet resistant glass. "Did anyone lose a book called 'What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples: I Need Them for the Fruit Salad!'?"

The lady behind the counter picked up the phone.

"I found this book in my seat," I said, pressing the cover to the glass. "I think somebody might have lost it. Maybe it's important to them."

I watched her glazed, half-lidded eyes scan the cover. First she looked at the cleavage, and the title, and then back at the cleavage.

She dialed the phone, and talked quietly into the mouthpiece. I couldn't hear what she was saying, but she had to repeat the name of the book twice.

"Somebody will be right with you," she said.

Great, I thought. I was glad I hadn't kept it and had decided to do the right thing. I felt like I'd just put some Karma in the bank, and didn't need it back right away. It was a good feeling.

"Is that your book, sir?" said a baritone voice behind me. I turned to see three security guards. Two of them were huge, with shaved heads and bulging biceps, barely restrained by their too-tight uniforms. The other was a lanky guy with a big beer belly, whose uniform must have been borrowed from one of the other two. The name tag of the guard addressing me read 'Bubba.'

"No," I said, holding the book so they could see the cover. "I found this on the bus and wanted to see if anybody had reported it missing."

"Is that pornography, sir?" Said Bubba, eying the cover.

"That better had not be pornography," said the other burly cop, whose name tag also said 'Bubba.'

"I don't know what it is," I said. "It's called 'What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples: I Need Them for the Fruit Salad!'"

"Sir!" said the first Bubba. "Do not swear. If you swear again, I will arrest you!"

"I didn't swear," I said. "I just read the title of this book. See? The word 'Nipple' is right there...."

This was my first experience being tased. Every muscle in my body tensed and vibrated in unison. I could hear my own voice, but I couldn't control it. It was detached, but I could tell I was screaming. I slowly became aware that somebody else was screaming, too. In fact, a lot of people were yelling things. As I regained my senses, I noticed a couple of people were filming with their camera phones.

"Jesus, Bubba!" I heard someone say. "Put that taser away! This is the third time today!" It was the lanky guy, who was apparently Bubba's supervisor.

"I didn't do nothin!" said the other Bubba.

"Not you, idiot." Said the supervisor.

"What did I do?" I pleaded. "I just wanted to return a lost book! It's called 'What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples: I Need Them for the Fruit Salad!'"

Bubba tased me again.

"Bubba!" Yelled the supervisor. "Knock it off!"

Bubba released the trigger. I was on the floor, and my body felt strangely relaxed, but only compared to the seizure I'd just experienced. Relaxed or not, my entire being hurt. I noticed Bubba was getting his hand-cuffs out.

Long story short, I never got on the bus. I was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and interfering with interstate commerce. I'm currently half-way through a nine month sentence, wearing pink underwear, picking up trash on Arizona roads.

The book 'What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples: I Need Them for the Fruit Salad!' is in an evidence locker somewhere. I hope to read it some day. I wonder what it's about. :lol:

[fujyoshi]

Okay Soluzar, then explain why when you type "why won't" into google it autocompletes as


"why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"


what kinda stuff o_o teach the parakeet something productive /heh

[Soluzar]

Okay Soluzar, then explain why when you type "why won't" into google it autocompletes as


"why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Is that the title of an inspirational novel?
This I cannot explain other than to say lol internetz. :P

[goddessofanime]

First, I have to admit that I did not buy this book at Amazon. Instead, I found a well-read copy jammed next to my seat on a Greyhound bus. I was broke, having spent my last $[...] on a one-way ticket from Phoenix to someplace better. Any place better. My ticket said Seattle, But I never wanted to go to Seattle. The truth is, I wanted to go to San Francisco, but I was afraid to say it. I was worried that the old man behind the glass would think I was a *** if I bought a ticket there. So I just said the name of the closest city I could think of.

So anyway, the book. I found it as soon as I sat down on the bus. The bright red cover, showing a buxom blonde leaning submissively forward, revealing cleavage a guy could fall into, really caught my attention. I held the book, thinking how lucky I was to have found something to read as we crossed the desert. And then, a moment later, I just felt dirty. I mean, this was somebody else's book, and just keeping it for myself felt like stealing. I checked with the bus driver to make sure I had time, and I took the book to the ticketing desk to see if anyone had reported it missing.

"Excuse me," I said through the small hole in the bullet resistant glass. "Did anyone lose a book called 'What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples: I Need Them for the Fruit Salad!'?"

The lady behind the counter picked up the phone.

"I found this book in my seat," I said, pressing the cover to the glass. "I think somebody might have lost it. Maybe it's important to them."

I watched her glazed, half-lidded eyes scan the cover. First she looked at the cleavage, and the title, and then back at the cleavage.

She dialed the phone, and talked quietly into the mouthpiece. I couldn't hear what she was saying, but she had to repeat the name of the book twice.

"Somebody will be right with you," she said.

Great, I thought. I was glad I hadn't kept it and had decided to do the right thing. I felt like I'd just put some Karma in the bank, and didn't need it back right away. It was a good feeling.

"Is that your book, sir?" said a baritone voice behind me. I turned to see three security guards. Two of them were huge, with shaved heads and bulging biceps, barely restrained by their too-tight uniforms. The other was a lanky guy with a big beer belly, whose uniform must have been borrowed from one of the other two. The name tag of the guard addressing me read 'Bubba.'

"No," I said, holding the book so they could see the cover. "I found this on the bus and wanted to see if anybody had reported it missing."

"Is that pornography, sir?" Said Bubba, eying the cover.

"That better had not be pornography," said the other burly cop, whose name tag also said 'Bubba.'

"I don't know what it is," I said. "It's called 'What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples: I Need Them for the Fruit Salad!'"

"Sir!" said the first Bubba. "Do not swear. If you swear again, I will arrest you!"

"I didn't swear," I said. "I just read the title of this book. See? The word 'Nipple' is right there...."

This was my first experience being tased. Every muscle in my body tensed and vibrated in unison. I could hear my own voice, but I couldn't control it. It was detached, but I could tell I was screaming. I slowly became aware that somebody else was screaming, too. In fact, a lot of people were yelling things. As I regained my senses, I noticed a couple of people were filming with their camera phones.

"Jesus, Bubba!" I heard someone say. "Put that taser away! This is the third time today!" It was the lanky guy, who was apparently Bubba's supervisor.

"I didn't do nothin!" said the other Bubba.

"Not you, idiot." Said the supervisor.

"What did I do?" I pleaded. "I just wanted to return a lost book! It's called 'What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples: I Need Them for the Fruit Salad!'"

Bubba tased me again.

"Bubba!" Yelled the supervisor. "Knock it off!"

Bubba released the trigger. I was on the floor, and my body felt strangely relaxed, but only compared to the seizure I'd just experienced. Relaxed or not, my entire being hurt. I noticed Bubba was getting his hand-cuffs out.

Long story short, I never got on the bus. I was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and interfering with interstate commerce. I'm currently half-way through a nine month sentence, wearing pink underwear, picking up trash on Arizona roads.

The book 'What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples: I Need Them for the Fruit Salad!' is in an evidence locker somewhere. I hope to read it some day. I wonder what it's about. :lol:

:lol: :lol:

[Arnold]

Went to the baby shower for my brother and his wife today. And you know what? Atom is a terrible name for a baby.

[goddessofanime]

They're naming their baby Atom?

[Arnold]

They're naming their baby Atom?

It's one that my brother tossed around, but I don't think he's going to go with it any more. They like Nicholas, Nate, or Joshua.

[Neko]

Atom? Not Adam? Atom?

That's a little... O_o but I've heard much worse.

[lister]

i think atom is a grand name

[goddessofanime]

My younger cousin is pregnant with her second and wants Madison (it's a girl)

Her hubby wants Beyonce..

[l0k1]

Got bored and made this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I87SaLZwXKo

[lister]

Last night in Mexico


Hopefully ill get a lil drunk

Hello Bay Area

oh how i love and loath you

[SapperSix]

I'm pretty sure we don't have that car in the US. Many of the cars in Europe aren't allowed here because of emissions and safety. Plus some companies don't see a market for certain cars in the US, such as some diesels. With some of them I have no idea why, I'm sure that people here would a sharp looking Ford Focus with 300 HP...well less than after emissions, and slower speed due to safety increasing.

Top Gear makes me mad sometimes, because I may never see a lot of those cars. Renault and Peugeot I don't care about, they're French.

http://www.audiusa.com/us/brand/en/models/a3_tdi.html

More and more European diesels are coming out here in America. The are extremely efficent vechicles. Try looking into a VW Jetta TDi.

[Old Ape Face]

I just came back from MSG (Madison Square Gardens) from a Metallica concert last night.

They played Fight Fire with Fire, and Whiplash.

that is enough to say it was awesomely badass.

[Old Ape Face]

Somebody said get a Miata. Um, let me think about that, hell no! That's a chick car.

Sounds like a nice car if it's made for chicks, you'll be a chick magnet in no time.

[fujyoshi]

meh just updating that ol blog that I forget to do once in a while. Nothing bad has been happening so I been touching it less. Its only for failtastic drama I guess /heh

[lister]

egg sandwhich

yummmyyy

[fujyoshi]

egg makes me throw up o_o unless its hard boiled /swt

[Haro!]

egg makes me throw up o_o unless its hard boiled /swt
I don't like egg unless it's scrambled and in a sandwich. I especially don't like hard boiled eggs. The closest to liking them hard boiled is putting the egg into sundubu.

[Coffee]

So my girlfriend are at a party this weekend, and things turn quite kinky, so we head over to a room.

About 30 minutes into whatever we were doing, I reach under the pillow. I feel something cold, and pretty heavy. Its pitch black in the room mind you, so I couldn't even tell what it was. I feel around even more, and I feel a sight on it. It was a barred sight on the end with no hammer on the end. So I figured it was an airsoft glock.

So I tell my gf to hold on, and I take out the magazine. I feel around even more, and holy **** good god real ****ing bullets. I run over to turn the lights on, and what do you know, a real glock 17 with 9mm hollow point bullets. I check the chamber to see if any bullets were cocked, put the magazine back in and put it in a random drawer. My gf resume back to what we were doing lol.

Craziest night ever.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Man I'd be afraid to sleep with a gun under the pillow. Sounds like a good way for bad things to happen to good people.

That's why I always keep my gun in my bra WHAT

[fujyoshi]

Man I'd be afraid to sleep with a gun under the pillow. Sounds like a good way for bad things to happen to good people.

That's why I always keep my gun in my bra WHAT

/heh then you'll shoot your tit off

[Arnold]

/heh then you'll shoot your tit off

I'm thinking fembot-style machine gun boobies.

[Rei]

Those could be very dangerous.

[SangoStrummer]

Speaking of boobies...my underwire popped out of my bra at work and poked me in the arm. My arm is bruised :(

[goddessofanime]

my computer died last night.

[fujyoshi]

Speaking of boobies...my underwire popped out of my bra at work and poked me in the arm. My arm is bruised :(

also on the topic of boobies mine bounce when I headbang o_o

[lister]

my computer died last night.

So how are you communicating to us now?

[SangoStrummer]

also on the topic of boobies mine bounce when I headbang o_o

I can't even run unless I bind my girls :( It's painful to do that...

[Sora N]

Speaking of boobies...my underwire popped out of my bra at work and poked me in the arm. My arm is bruised :(

I HATE that! Stupid underwires!

[SangoStrummer]

I HATE that! Stupid underwires!

I bet they were invented by a man! :mad:

I think I'll try something a little less constrictive. The only problem though is that my girls need plenty of support.

[Trefellin]

Wow, what were we talking about? :blink:

Apparently we are discussing breast pain. Join in.

I bet they were invented by a man! :mad:

Sorry, you can't blame that on men.

http://inventors.about.com/od/bstartinventions/a/brassiere.htm

[Old Ape Face]

hmmm Girls talking about how bad their Girls hurt while running... this saddens me a little.

Wait did I hear bouncing boobies? o.O

[goddessofanime]

So how are you communicating to us now?



REbooted everything.

[SangoStrummer]

Sorry, you can't blame that on men.

http://inventors.about.com/od/bstartinventions/a/brassiere.htm

Hmph! Well, it would be the only time a man wasn't to blame U_U

[Old Ape Face]

Hmph! Well, it would be the only time a man wasn't to blame U_U

Oh yes, men are the cause of most life's problems, of cource woman are smarter than men anyways, we can not live without a woman in our lives.

FYI that is one reason why I'm still single, if you think we can't last without you, then I'd like to prove that.

And I'm not going to resort to a man, that's just cheating.

[Caster13]

Oh yes, men are the cause of most life's problems, of cource woman are smarter than men anyways, we can not live without a woman in our lives.

FYI that is one reason why I'm still single, if you think we can't last without you, then I'd like to prove that.

Newsflash. A hand, blow up doll, or love pillow is not a valid substitute for a woman.

[Old Ape Face]

Newsflash. A hand, blow up doll, or love pillow is not a valid substitute for a woman.

you miss the idea Kenpachi, sure sexual desires are natural, but this is business not recreation.

[f2akid]

FYI that is one reason why I'm still single, if you think we can't last without you, then I'd like to prove that.

All you're proving is that with conviction you yourself can go without women but I think even science can probably prove that men need women and vice-versa, and I'm not talking about just for reproduction.

[SangoStrummer]

Oh yes, men are the cause of most life's problems, of cource woman are smarter than men anyways, we can not live without a woman in our lives.

FYI that is one reason why I'm still single, if you think we can't last without you, then I'd like to prove that.

And I'm not going to resort to a man, that's just cheating.

Exactly what are you trying to prove? That you can live a lonely desolate life devoid of love and companionship to prove a point to...who? Because as a woman, an I'm sure I can speak this once for my sisters...we don't give a f#&$, Yuki. Live alone. Have sex alone(keep the status quo). Die alone. I can assure that we woman, as a whole won't even notice nor care. U_U

[Trefellin]

FYI that is one reason why I'm still single, if you think we can't last without you, then I'd like to prove that.


That's silly but anti-male toxicity really does kill any desire I might have to associate with women in any capacity. Not in an, "I'll show you" kind of way but more of a, "who the hell needs to be around that crap" thing. Just not worth dealing with it.

Die alone. I can assure that we woman, as a whole won't even notice nor care. U_U

He might not die alone, you don't know that. He might even die with half a dozen women. Or even an LA Fitness full of women.

[Old Ape Face]

Exactly what are you trying to prove? That you can live a lonely desolate life devoid of love and companionship to prove a point to...who? Because as a woman, an I'm sure I can speak this once for my sisters...we don't give a f#&$, Yuki. Live alone. Have sex alone(keep the status quo). Die alone. I can assure that we woman, as a whole won't even notice nor care. U_U

There is nothing for me to prove, I'm just going insane because I don't know how to live, and people are turning me into a robot I can't think on my own.

I'm tired of being a slave to life.

[Aragami]

Neither do I. Go on Yuki, be a virgin for the rest of your life. You'll only be laughed at by.......oh yea, EVERYONE.

:lol::lol::lol:

Not quite everyone. There are nuns and other outsider-types.

[Old Ape Face]

Neither do I. Go on Yuki, be a virgin for the rest of your life. You'll only be laughed at by.......oh yea, EVERYONE.

:lol::lol::lol:

and maybe I could kill you in real life. Then I'll be laughing... <_<

[SangoStrummer]

He might not die alone, you don't know that. He might even die with half a dozen women. Or even an LA Fitness full of women.

I feel safe in this assumption, Trefellin. I'm taking personality and social ability into account, of which he has none. If Yuki dies with any woman/women it will be most likely that she/they killed him.

[Old Ape Face]

[COLOR="Green"]He might not die alone, you don't know that. He might even die with half a dozen women. Or even an LA Fitness full of women.

I'll die at home from Kidney Stones.

[Old Ape Face]

\m/ Spoken like a true metalhead. :smokin:

Nah, Metalheads get laid every day, I'm sure they get drunk a lot too.

[Trefellin]

Neither do I. Go on Yuki, be a virgin for the rest of your life. You'll only be laughed at by.......oh yea, EVERYONE.


He wouldn't be laughed at by me. I think that every man should realize that society attempts to force you into being a certain way and that way isn't always going to be what you want or in your best interest. I encourage every man to decide for himself, regardless of what society expects, the way he will live his life. Choose your own way. Whether Yuki's way includes women in his life or not, it's none of my business as far as I'm concerned.

None but ourselves can free our minds.

[Old Ape Face]

He wouldn't be laughed at by me. I think that every man should realize that society attempts to force you into being a certain way and that way isn't always going to be what you want or in your best interest. I encourage every man to decide for himself, regardless of what society expects, the way he will live his life. Choose your own way. Whether Yuki's way includes women in his life or not, it's none of my business as far as I'm concerned.

None but ourselves can free our minds.


I will lose my virginity when I find the will to go outside and live on my own, contradictory I know, but my life isn't at an end just yet.

[Old Ape Face]

Also about my social ability is not going to improve *****ing on here all day, that happens offline, and it will happen to me someday.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Exactly what are you trying to prove? That you can live a lonely desolate life devoid of love and companionship to prove a point to...who? Because as a woman, an I'm sure I can speak this once for my sisters...we don't give a f#&$, Yuki. Live alone. Have sex alone(keep the status quo). Die alone. I can assure that we woman, as a whole won't even notice nor care. U_U

Wow overreacting much?


The thing about it is, Yukimura's posts always so relaxed in nature that youre INTERNET RAGE makes you look really obnoxious by comparison.


Me, I don't really care, I lost my virginity to a deaf woman and then her mom drove me home. Which part do you think was more epic, the "Oh man she's so loud because she can't hear how loud she is" sex or the "her mom finding a half naked hairy white guy in her kitchen drinking the DR Pepper at 7 am"

Edit: ah crap I spelled your as youre and now my shame will be forever known on the internet

[Jack_Bauer]

^ I agree. Yuki seems to be the type who just want to live his life to his own accord. Sango's post was a bit attacking. If anything, Yuki isn't whinning about or complaining about his life or girl-issues (or lack there of).

[SangoStrummer]

Wow overreacting much?


The thing about it is, Yukimura's posts always so relaxed in nature that youre INTERNET RAGE makes you look really obnoxious by comparison.


Me, I don't really care, I lost my virginity to a deaf woman and then her mom drove me home. Which part do you think was more epic, the "Oh man she's so loud because she can't hear how loud she is" sex or the "her mom finding a half naked hairy white guy in her kitchen drinking the DR Pepper at 7 am"

Edit: ah crap I spelled your as youre and now my shame will be forever known on the internet

I most certainly was not "raging." Yuki an I have a history that goes back to the AN chat threads. He - sometimes - has the tendency to say things that are...extreme, which tend to annoy me..although this really didn't, but rage? Not so much. Also, obnoxious? Hm..I just went through a whole day of being poked in the arm from my underwire. You spend a whole day of getting wire shoved into your arm and see if you're in a good mood by the end of the day. Soo...maybe I overreacted a little...>_>

[Soluzar]

Can't you just go in there and wrench the wire clean out? I'm figuring by the time the underwire is poking through, the bra is ruined anyway.... at least then you can avoid being stabbed during your day.

[l0k1]

Edit: ah crap I spelled your as youre and now my shame will be forever known on the internet

You forgot the apostrophe, your shame is complete.

Also, silly Sango.

[SangoStrummer]

It's really not as easy as it sounds. The wire only pokes through a small opening on the outside of the cup..enough to be very annoying and painful, but not enough to get a grip on. I would have to take the bra completely off and pull it through...difficult to do at work. Especially with the job I was assigned to yesterday...I didn't have time to barely run to "use" the bathroom, let alone try to cut an annoying underwire out.

Et tu, my pretty boy? :(

[tenshi_a]

I gave up wearing underwire bras when that happened to me a few times. Sometimes they have rounded ends, so that's not too bad, but if the wire breaks or it's got sharp edges, well it would just be embarrassing to die of being stabbed in the heart with your own bra.

I lost my virginity to a deaf woman
Prons is my hero. That was my life's ambition for a good two years or so, and he fulfilled it so easily.

[Old Ape Face]

I most certainly was not "raging." Yuki an I have a history that goes back to the AN chat threads. He - sometimes - has the tendency to say things that are...extreme, which tend to annoy me..although this really didn't, but rage? Not so much. Also, obnoxious? Hm..I just went through a whole day of being poked in the arm from my underwire. You spend a whole day of getting wire shoved into your arm and see if you're in a good mood by the end of the day. Soo...maybe I overreacted a little...>_>

I have moved on from the chat threads, I have spent some time in the real world, and a lot of it is as I've said, people don't give a ****. If that's the case then I don't give a **** either. I'm still alive though and I'll make something out of myself someday.

There is one thing I do know however, not every woman is the same.

[SangoStrummer]

I have moved on from the chat threads, I have spent some time in the real world, and a lot of it is as I've said, people don't give a ****. If that's the case then I don't give a **** either. I'm still alive though and I'll make something out of myself someday.

There is one thing I do know however, not every woman is the same.

Yes, you have, Yuki. I'm sorry for taking my bad day out on you. It was completely uncalled for.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Prons is my hero. That was my life's ambition for a good two years or so, and he fulfilled it so easily.

Well it wasn't that easy I tried to fist her but I got confused and wound up punching her in the labia instead. I was young, damn it, don't judge me!

Yes, you have, Yuki. I'm sorry for taking my bad day out on you. It was completely uncalled for.


I'm glad you two have finally made up. We've done good today. Now kiss. yeahh nice and slowly :elvis:

[taily]

I'm sorry but I have to point this out.

Neither do I. Go on Yuki, be a virgin for the rest of your life. You'll only be laughed at by.......oh yea, EVERYONE.

:lol::lol:

MWUAHAHAHA, smart diss!

and maybe I could kill you in real life. Then I'll be laughing... <_<

:O a slightly threatening comeback!

\m/ Spoken like a true metalhead. :smokin:

BACKTRACK BACKTRACK BACKTRACK

[The Million Dollar Prons]

^ Hahahaha I whipped out my XD.

[lister]

Isn't this an eventful thread

@Prons

wow a deaf woman

so you could say the nastiest **** to her and not get in trouble

AWESOMO

[fujyoshi]

wow what on earth did I miss in here?

[tenshi_a]

wow a deaf woman

so you could say the nastiest **** to her and not get in trouble

AWESOMO

In my experience it's more like no matter what you say you'll be in trouble... :/

[taily]

Sigh...my best mate is changing and it's really pissing me off.

[taily]

lol, I think of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao

[Melion]

Writing essay is not fun. Espacially when the material you need is very limited and can't be found in your local library.

[Caster13]

I found out something today. While listening to my favorite radio station in the morning, one of the guys on it was talking about how for the past few Thanksgivings his sister, who was in charge of getting the turkey, has been getting organic turkeys. Apparently they taste horrible, but his sister won't get anything non-organic, since she's into that stuff. You know, animal rights and going green?

Anyway, to get to the point, these turkeys cost about $600 a piece. $600 FOR A ****ING TURKEY.

[Aragami]

I found out something today. While listening to my favorite radio station in the morning, one of the guys on it was talking about how for the past few Thanksgivings his sister, who was in charge of getting the turkey, has been getting organic turkeys. Apparently they taste horrible, but his sister won't get anything non-organic, since she's into that stuff. You know, animal rights and going green?

Anyway, to get to the point, these turkeys cost about $600 a piece. $600 FOR A ****ING TURKEY.

Don't they take organic turkeys to the spa, to get massages, and to see psychologists?

[Coffee]

Sigh...my best mate is changing and it's really pissing me off.

How is he changing?

[Haro!]

I lost my ID today. Ironically enough, today I also wanted to attend a meetup at a bar. Needless to say I couldn't drink along with everyone else. The one time I've gotten carded since I turned 21 and it is the day I lose my ID.

[lister]

I lost my ID today. Ironically enough, today I also wanted to attend a meetup at a bar. Needless to say I couldn't drink along with everyone else. The one time I've gotten carded since I turned 21 and it is the day I lose my ID.

Thats what i love about latin america

They never card you

Which wouldnt matter in my case anyways since im already 18 and the drinking age is 18

America has it wrong with it being 21

So stupid you can go to war and die for your country but god forbid you have a beer

Anyone else see huge fault in logic here

[Clayton]

http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u353/Undead-Marshmellow/mind.jpg

This is going to be stuck in my head all day now...

[lister]

http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u353/Undead-Marshmellow/mind.jpg

This is going to be stuck in my head all day now...

I don't get it


i thought it was a lamp

someone explain

[goddessofanime]

I don't get it


i thought it was a lamp

someone explain

if you look at it in a different way, it can look like something else.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

In particular if you look at it upside down.


Interestingly enough when I look at it upside down I still think it's an upside down lamp. I mean I know what it "looks" like, but only vageuly does that make me gay

[lister]

if you look at it in a different way, it can look like something else.

In particular if you look at it upside down.


Interestingly enough when I look at it upside down I still think it's an upside down lamp. I mean I know what it "looks" like, but only vageuly does that make me gay

I still dont get it

Someone tell me what its supposed to look like

I must be a saint

[SapperSix]

I still dont get it

Someone tell me what its supposed to look like

I must be a saint

Think of a woman wearing a thong.

[Old Ape Face]

I still dont get it

Someone tell me what its supposed to look like

I must be a saint

And this is what got the Awesome thread closed...

[lister]

Think of a woman wearing a thong.

oh i got that

but i thought it was something better


ehhh all in all pretty lame

they couldve done better

[lister]

And this is what got the Awesome thread closed...

no it was fujyoshi


dont blame me and my clean mind

[Old Ape Face]

no it was fujyoshi


dont blame me and my clean mind

Sure it was Fuji, becuase Fuji isn't the most Innocent person on this forum :Sarcasm:

You, on the other hand are so innocent, you could walk into a room full of people and no one would know you were there.

[lister]

Sure it was Fuji, becuase Fuji isn't the most Innocent person on this forum :Sarcasm:

You, on the other hand are so innocent, you could walk into a room full of people and no one would know you were there.

Except for the pedophiles

Theyd pick up on my inncocent scent in a second

not saying names
*cough*yukimura*cough*

[Len]

Hark the harold angel sing, glory to the new born king

[SagenhaftPanda]

**** this AP chemistry homework! It's killing me!! Why does this have to be the year that our school gets a new AP Chem teacher. For Christ's sake she's never taught an AP class in her life! I've never been this far behind in a class before...

[Neko]

My phone contract expires soon. I wonder if I should get internet on my phone this time. Lately I've pretty much been using it as a glorified watch, I rarely ever use it to call/text someone anymore.

[Arnold]

And this is what got the Awesome thread closed...

Damn it, the awesome thread got closed?

Boy, being gone for a day and a half and you miss everything...

[superplough]

Piece on earth and mercy m- you know, **** that, I hate christmas. It can go die in a fire.

[taily]

How is he changing?

becoming more arrogant of his new alpha male like position in our friendship group. of course, many of his type come and go but I am always there as the Beta, but he doesn't seem to realize that. Also he is trying to be a jock, except instead he comes of a retard tool wannabe.

[l0k1]

^Knife him in the eye, that'll teach him.

[Carhill22]

^Knife him in the eye, that'll teach him.

or a spork in the ear.. that'll learn 'em! :naughty:

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I agree with the knifing. The best way to put the kaibash on someone STEPPING UP is to out-alpha them.

[fujyoshi]

Sure it was Fuji, becuase Fuji isn't the most Innocent person on this forum :Sarcasm:

You, on the other hand are so innocent, you could walk into a room full of people and no one would know you were there.

dang I got the thread closed for real o_o I haven't even been on all day today this is the first I heard 'a this O_O oh well I got black eyeliner now :'D

no it was fujyoshi


dont blame me and my clean mind

You and your clean mind are traumatized from that mic chat /heh

[Icer]

If you have one, do you ever wonder what your dog does when your not at home? I don't keep mine on a leash since I live on such a big farm surrounded by woods.

[taily]

^Knife him in the eye, that'll teach him.

Well talking of that a guy I know just got expelled for threatening to shank an acquaintance of mine

I agree with the knifing. The best way to put the kaibash on someone STEPPING UP is to out-alpha them.

Well I have done that before, when this snob thought he could get away with anything so I dropped a large rock on his rep, taking the alpha thrown for myself for a while. But I really don't want to have to do that to this guy.

[fujyoshi]

Jounouchi is on my phone :'D

http://i45.tinypic.com/11haw6r.jpg

[Old Ape Face]

I thought you were black?

There can be light complexional black people. Depends on who her relatives are.

[fujyoshi]

I thought you were black?

I am black /heh don't you know we come in all shades dear close minded one?

http://i47.tinypic.com/213ow86.jpg

pro hat foo

[fujyoshi]

Yes, I do know.


Cool pimp hat.

lies you asked me if I was black because you saw my fair colored hand

[ThePhillyFlash]

I am black /heh don't you know we come in all shades dear close minded one?

http://i47.tinypic.com/213ow86.jpg

pro hat foo

Super Fly just called. He wants his hat back! :P

[fujyoshi]

Super Fly just called. He wants his hat back! :P

/heh suiseiseki wants her word back x)

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Fujyoshi is pretty fly.

Youtube has some interesting stats about the audiance watching my Melon Colony video series: Apparently 69% of my viewers have been female, and most of them have been between the ages of 25-35.

Second-hand women, come to me for your Japanese Horror Review urges!

[Caster13]

Fujyoshi is pretty fly.

Youtube has some interesting stats about the audiance watching my Melon Colony video series: Apparently 69% of my viewers have been female, and most of them have been between the ages of 25-35.

Second-hand women, come to me for your Japanese Horror Review urges!

Yes, but that's what their sex is listed as on Youtube.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Yes, but that's what their sex is listed as on Youtube.

Kenpachi are you suggesting I hit it big with the tranny audiance

[Old Ape Face]

Kenpachi are you suggesting I hit it big with the tranny audiance

The tranny audiance seems to be the biggest portion of internet residence, but only on Kenpachi's internet.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Hey I don't blame him, the Transexual Transylvanian package Comcast offers is quite tempting

[fujyoshi]

The tranny audiance seems to be the biggest portion of internet residence, but only on Kenpachi's internet.

its because only the close minded ones get hit wit that internet /heh

[superplough]

GEEZ THANKS FOR DELETING MY THREAD GUYS lolcaps

[SangoStrummer]

Hey I don't blame him, the Transexual Transylvanian package Comcast offers is quite tempting

Damn! Too bad I don't live in Transylvania :(

[Old Ape Face]

GEEZ THANKS FOR DELETING MY THREAD GUYS lolcaps

*Points at lister* he's the man you should be complaining to.

[fujyoshi]

*Points at lister* he's the man you should be complaining to.

/heh when all else fails blame lister (: hes the new scapegoat /ok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0n82kzJVb4

[Len]

I'm thinking of moving my bowels.

[Old Ape Face]

I'm thinking of moving my bowels.

hmmm I'm thinking of moving the cups on my desk, but will that ever motivate me to actually do the task? Possibly not.

[Clayton]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs51/i/2009/324/b/2/Bob_Barker_says_by_CallMePo.jpg

[fujyoshi]

I'm thinking of moving my bowels.

if you gotta take a crap go do it, holding it in will cramp you up and stuff. Might constipate you too, don't think you want that.

[Old Ape Face]

if you gotta take a crap go do it, holding it in will cramp you up and stuff. Might constipate you too, don't think you want that.

I assume this is an Inside Conversation? :|

[Len]

Im crampin right now baby.

[Old Ape Face]

Que Kenpachi's entrance with :x followed by a Filler

except some people might think that's hot... don't ask me who...

[Trefellin]

except some people might think that's hot... don't ask me who...

I call that group the "Scat Pack."

I'm... Not a member. Definitely not a member. :|

[Old Ape Face]

I call that group the "Scat Pack."

I'm... Not a member. Definitely not a member. :|

Makes me wonder about Len though...

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Why must you all fear something so wonderful.

Now if you all will excuse me I shall disquise myself as Len's towel rack.

And now I play the waiting game

[Old Ape Face]

Why must you all fear something so wonderful.

Now if you all will excuse me I shall disquise myself as Len's towel rack.

And now I play the waiting game

Seems like Prons is in the Scat Pack.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Before you judge me judge yourselves!!!

[Old Ape Face]

Before you judge me judge yourselves!!!

Oh but I'm not going to put myself in the execution line, it's far too easy to kill me that way.

[Trefellin]

Before you judge me judge yourselves!!!

*Throws the first stone*

[Old Ape Face]

For one to kill me, one must earn the right to kill me...

[lister]

For one to kill me, one must earn the right to kill me...

I think i've earned the right after a month of having to read your posts

[The Million Dollar Prons]

For one to kill me, one must earn the right to kill me...

Yukimura-Sanada kind of talks like one of the Fremen from Dune.

[fujyoshi]

I assume this is an Inside Conversation? :|

he said he was holding it in /heh

[taily]

I think i've earned the right after a month of having to read your posts

OOOOOHHHH Yukimura Sanada got ***** SLAPPED.

[fujyoshi]

OOOOOHHHH Yukimura Sanada got ***** SLAPPED.

wow sorry yuki I gotta agree wit this too :O

[Old Ape Face]

I think i've earned the right after a month of having to read your posts

After reading yours I'm suprised I haven't shot myself yet.

he said he was holding it in /heh

Len is a Chick by the way.

[taily]

At least Lister doesn't try to be deep.

[Old Ape Face]

At least Lister doesn't try to be deep.

Who cares if I try to add character to my life. Piss off please or I'll just make you horribly annoyed.

[fujyoshi]

Len is a Chick by the way.

and I thought she was a troll /heh

[Old Ape Face]

and I thought she was a troll /heh

a Trolling Chick, the gods play funny tricks.

[taily]

Who cares if I try to add character to my life. Piss off please or I'll just make you horribly annoyed.

And somehow managing to write a 4 paragraph essay incorporating communism, abortion, nationalism, and other sickeningly misunderstood concepts as a reply to a thread asking about the best brand of toothpaste or something is adding character to your life how exactly?

[Old Ape Face]

And somehow managing to write a 4 paragraph essay incorporating communism, abortion, nationalism, and other sickeningly misunderstood concepts as a reply to a thread asking about the best brand of toothpaste or something is adding character to your life how exactly?

Of cource, the world needs more Stalin in their enamel.

[Len]

I think i've earned the right after a month of having to read your posts

Hey, you read em, dumbass. Dumb people do dumb things and deserve what they get.

Like, you just happened to post here, which was dumb, because you're stupid and people find that liberally obvious.

[goddessofanime]

A day away and I come back to everyone going at Yuki for his posts and something about Len's poop...

[Len]

I was secretly refering to this joke I posted in Fujyoshi's social group.

What do you get when Fujyoshi meets a fail football team?

FujPacker.

Why are all my jokes about poo lately.

[Old Ape Face]

A day away and I come back to everyone going at Yuki for his posts and something about Len's poop...

Just another day of blowing something up on the AN forums.

I was secretly refering to this joke I posted in Fujyoshi's social group.

What do you get when Fujyoshi meets a fail football team?

FujPacker.

Why are all my jokes about poo lately.

hmmm Life has it's fair share of mysteries, makes me wonder who's on that Scat Pack team though.

[fujyoshi]

I was secretly refering to this joke I posted in Fujyoshi's social group.

What do you get when Fujyoshi meets a fail football team?

FujPacker.

Why are all my jokes about poo lately.

because your constipated and need some flax seed

[Len]

Ew. Never said Yuki. Never said. Serious lack of periods today.

[Old Ape Face]

I'm sorry should I use more???????? how about question Marks?

[Len]

You should make me a sandwich.

[Old Ape Face]

what kind?

[Len]

Lettuce, Tomato, Mayonaise not Calorie Wise, Ham, Hold the pinkles and hold the seem seeds, I want it on an english muffin not a french one or a japanese one. Hop too it.

[Old Ape Face]

As you wish, but I need money to get the stuff to make your sandwich, if you pay me I'll add extra meat. :P

[Len]

w r o n g t h r e a d
.....................

[Old Ape Face]

Fine then your sandwich is made.

[taily]

Man I'm a facebook addict.

[Aragami]

I rejected facebook. I stripped it of my fifty some acquaintances. I went all franny and zooey on them. What is this krap? Now I am really stuck...

[Old Ape Face]

I don't pay for sex, there is no true love in it, that's why I have a job.

[taily]

My science teacher resembles a cabbage with weight problems.

I rejected facebook. I stripped it of my fifty some acquaintances. I went all franny and zooey on them. What is this krap? Now I am really stuck...

um...huh?

[fujyoshi]

Ew. Never said Yuki. Never said. Serious lack of periods today.

guess grammar is THAT overrated or are you taking birth control?

[taily]

LOL fuji I was gonna say...

[Aragami]

um...huh?

They begged me to get facebook and it drove me mad. I didn't consider anyone on it true to my values and I had to rend them away. They had to be pretty and to care about/value something beautiful~ I did not do what was advantageous. Rather I failed my values by adhering to rigidly to them.

[fujyoshi]

LOL fuji I was gonna say...

say wuut :O?

[l0k1]

Crazy *** weather.

[taily]

^ Same, but up north they had the average rainfall of 9 months in one night.

[Rei]

I'm loving winter so far.

*curls up in her blanket*

[Old Ape Face]

I'd love winter more if it would snow over here.

[Rei]

I've only seen snow like four or five times in my entire life.

:/

[Old Ape Face]

I snowboard it is my next favorite thing to do in the world next to play Bass Guitar.

[Rei]

*couldn't snowboard to save her life*

:ph34r:

[Old Ape Face]

Kenpachi is not an ambitious bastard like me, he can't battle the snow and conquer it.

It take patience and discipline, but most of all willpower.

[Rei]

Snow is overrated. I hate it. So I moved to Phoenix, Arizona where it doesn't snow and is warm almost all year round. No rain either.

To some sure, but I still love it since I had nothing but good memories.

Arizona is pretty nice too. I actually went to visit sedona a year back and it was really gorgeous. I plan on visiting again soon...hopefully hahaha.

[Caster13]

Kenpachi is not an ambitious bastard like me, he can't battle the snow and conquer it.

It take patience and discipline, but most of all willpower.

OR......I'm smart in the fact that I moved away from it to somewhere where there are clear blue skies most of the time and it only rains for about 6 days a year so the sun is always shining.

Let's see, be manly or use my brain....I like to find some balance between the two.

[Old Ape Face]

OR......I'm smart in the fact that I moved away from it to somewhere where there are clear blue skies most of the time and it only rains for about 6 days a year so the sun is always shining.

Let's see, be manly or use my brain....I like to find some balance between the two.

Bah how is that smart? I mean come on, people have been living the cold whether for millennium and they coped with it. Just face it, you're afraid of a little rough whether.

If I had all the time in the world, I would visit all the snowy areas around the world that are covered in snow all year round simply becuase I love it. I'm not a beach person, I live in the mountains, that's where I'd go if I could all year round.

[Caster13]

I simply wanted to go where it's nicer to live, and I needed to get out of NJ. If going to achieve more happiness in my live and being ambitious to go make a better life for myself makes me a wuss, instead of being "HUR I'M A MANLY MAN HUR!!", then so be it.

There's more to this world than just the area that you grew up in, be ambitious and go and see what's out there.

[Old Ape Face]

That's why I picked up guitar, it's an instrument I've wanted to play since 7th or 8th grade, but I was never able to get one from my parents. So now several years later, I end up buying my own.

I don't need to go around the world, I'd like to but I can't afford it, so I am going to have to deal with what I have, and make new **** while I'm here. I have everything the world could give me right here I don't need to see it to make it better for me.

[taily]

Would you explain how Kenpachi moving to a place with nice weather because he dislikes the cold in any way unmanly?

[fujyoshi]

Would you explain how Kenpachi moving to a place with nice weather because he dislikes the cold in any way unmanly?

actually he started sucking once he wasn't local anymore /heh its amazing at what something as little as relocating can do to a person.

[Len]

Daily off topic thought: How the **** hasn't the username REI been taken up until now?

Seriously?

Registered November of 09?

[Old Ape Face]

Rei is cool.

[willag]

Daily off topic thought: How the **** hasn't the username REI been taken up until now?

Seriously?

Registered November of 09?

It's the internet, people can't spell to save their lives.

OR, in true fashion, they gotta add a "kewl" personal touch, and be all "OMGRei112598615" or "xXSexyReiXx" or "IwubReichan<3".

[Old Ape Face]

It's the internet, people can't spell to save their lives.

OR, in true fashion, they gotta add a "kewl" personal touch, and be all "OMGRei112598615" or "xXSexyReiXx" or "IwubReichan<3".

I have to thank the internet for improving my spelling actually.

[Trefellin]

Would you explain how Kenpachi moving to a place with nice weather because he dislikes the cold in any way unmanly?

He's not unmanly because he doesn't like the cold. He's unmanly because he can't deadlift 300 lbs with his penis.

[Arnold]

OR......I'm smart in the fact that I moved away from it to somewhere where there are clear blue skies most of the time and it only rains for about 6 days a year so the sun is always shining.


Feh, you can have your all day clear blue skies. I like my changing of the seasons.

Seriously, if the weather was too nice all the time, I'd go nuts.

[Caster13]

He's not unmanly because he doesn't like the cold. He's unmanly because he can't deadlift 300 lbs with his penis.

1. That would hurt like hell.

2. Can you? No wait, never mind, I don't want to know. >_<

[Coffee]

LIFT WEIGHTS WITH YO' DIIICKK

I always find it humourous when my friends and I walk into a porn shop and there would be weights for your penis or some odd sex toy like that.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Feh, you can have your all day clear blue skies. I like my changing of the seasons.

Seriously, if the weather was too nice all the time, I'd go nuts.

I'm sure people who live in Hawaii would disagree with you! :lol:

[Melion]

http://upload.snelhest.org/images/091123995genuineboner.jpg

Dirty money.

[lister]

http://upload.snelhest.org/images/091123995genuineboner.jpg

Dirty money.

WOW

some people see oppurtunity everywhere

:lol:lol

[fujyoshi]

http://upload.snelhest.org/images/091123995genuineboner.jpg

Dirty money.

wow what would happen if you gave that dollar to someone?

[taily]

What do you think?

[fujyoshi]

What do you think?

they'd probably discredit it or something

[superplough]

I have to thank the internet for improving my spelling actually.

rofl fillerrrrr

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Aw man there's a gay guy stalking me. That is really gay

[lister]

Aw man there's a gay guy stalking me. That is really gay

Damn Kenpachi

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Oh man Lister is hopping on the Kenpachi jokes bandwagon for satisfactory results!

[goddessofanime]

Aw man there's a gay guy stalking me. That is really gay

Didn't you tell Camille that you only liked Chinese women?

[Rei]

Aw man there's a gay guy stalking me. That is really gay

lol

That's cute.

[Trefellin]

Listen troll, you're not funny. Everybody has told you this already. We are sick of your feeble attempts at humor. To pull somebody's random name up in a post shows desperation to amuse others and gain more popularity, on the internet. So why don't you stop trying to increase your e-penis size and make valid and intelligent posts for once....oh wait, I forgot, you're incapable of intelligence.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s73/Zwampee/CB.jpg

Aw man there's a gay guy stalking me. That is really gay

Trade sex in exchange for redecorating the interior of your domicile.

[lister]

I've see funnier corpes

Talking about corpes
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/bizarre/Bizarre+News-4196.html

check out my thread on the topic

[taily]

Stop sending me the sites you go on while crossdressing, I don't want to know.

[lister]

Stop sending me the sites you go on while crossdressing, I don't want to know.

*voices in head* He knows too much *voices in head*

[Trefellin]

*voices in head* He knows too much *voices in head*

I've always wondered something about people who hear multiple voices. Do they ever tell you to do conflicting things? Like, one will say, "You know what you have to do, you have to... Kill everyone at school." And another says, "Nah man, you're going to go eat those pop tarts we got in the kitchen and then we have to go burn down the orphanage." So then it becomes like on The Price is Right when the audience is yelling out what they think the answer is and the person is all, "The Knife? No, the hatchet? The ha-Knife? The Knife? The Knife? Bob, I think I'll use the knife."

[Aragami]

I've always wondered something about people who hear multiple voices. Do they ever tell you to do conflicting things? Like, one will say, "You know what you have to do, you have to... Kill everyone at school." And another says, "Nah man, you're going to go eat those pop tarts we got in the kitchen and then we have to go burn down the orphanage." So then it becomes like on The Price is Right when the audience is yelling out what they think the answer is and the person is all, "The Knife? No, the hatchet? The ha-Knife? The Knife? The Knife? Bob, I think I'll use the knife."

I had voices in my head telling me I deserved to die and voices in my head telling me that I am a genius and deserve something very good. They were always walking by the house talking about me. They said things more cruel and insightful than any real people.

[Old Ape Face]

The voices in my head told me "I should consider a sex change." and that "Jane Horrocks sucks." More regularly, the voices will slight you on everything. It sucks.

Don't worship demons. That makes it worse.

I compose thoughts about stuff like this, but not from another phonetic voice inside my head. I tell myself I could jump off a roof, and convince myself that it's a bad idea, but it's never another person's voice.

I wont doubt that people can hear voices though, I mean people spaz out for no reason, I doubt voices are part of that same nerve malfunction.

[Aragami]

I compose thoughts about stuff like this, but not from another phonetic voice inside my head. I tell myself I could jump off a roof, and convince myself that it's a bad idea, but it's never another person's voice.

I wont doubt that people can hear voices though, I mean people spaz out for no reason, I doubt voices are part of that same nerve malfunction.

I didn't start off qualifying them as voices either. They were more like imaginings. But the psychiatrists put me in the voices in my head category.

One night I blamed the moth-man and tried to scare him away with a song.

[Old Ape Face]

I didn't start off qualifying them as voices either. They were more like imaginings. But the psychiatrists put me in the voices in my head category.

One night I blamed the moth-man and tried to scare him away with a song.

Blah I blare Metalicore music and make the demons cry.

[Lemina]

This chatting has to stop NOW. Personal matters should be left out of this since it is a public forum. Don't say we didn't warn you if we close this thread. This will be your final warning.

[Len]

We should all have only one daily off topic thought. That is what true warriors strive for.. so.. as being the first to reform.. My daily off topic though will bee......

Athena you need to update your DVD collection.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

This chatting has to stop NOW.

No. This is the daily off-topic thoughts thread, this is a thread for spam and chats, that's why it's fun and this forum sure does need some today.

[Aragami]

Janes HOrrocks is a pretty person that anime fans should like, because she is an animated, pretty person who is funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfv7hjEErgU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXGrFmxil18

[Old Ape Face]

Here's a thought: it's Thanksgiving week.

[Lemina]

No. This is the daily off-topic thoughts thread, this is a thread for spam and chats, that's why it's fun and this forum sure does need some today.

If you want to chat, use your own social group or join someone else's group. Chat threads are not allowed in the forums including this thread. If you have OT thoughts, at least post with discussion in mind.

Athena you need to update your DVD collection.

I would happily update it if someone actually bought me a new anime DVD. :P I haven't gotten any new anime since I day I posted in my sig.

[Coffee]

Derp I have power I command all.

I can't have fun.

[Old Ape Face]

I'm a robot all I do is follow people's orders. And play Bass guitar on the weekends.

[Carhill22]

I just saw the tag and well can't say I'm surprised, more that it took this long to happen..

[f2akid]

If you have OT thoughts, at least post with discussion in mind.


If that's the case then why did my posts get deleted when I clearly posted with the intention of discussion?

[Len]

I would happily update it if someone actually bought me a new anime DVD. :P I haven't gotten any new anime since I day I posted in my sig.

Yar har fiddle dee dee? xD

[superplough]

If that's the case then why did my posts get deleted when I clearly posted with the intention of discussion?

Because the mods hate you

[Len]

If that's the case then why did my posts get deleted when I clearly posted with the intention of discussion?

Always the victim. :lol:

[Justinian]

Here's my thought...

How can one "discuss" off topic thoughts without being "chatty"? Where's the line between chat and discussion for "off topic" thoughts?

[Len]

What the moderators mean is this. I'l break it down for you.

Off Topic Discussion should be renamed Non-Anime Discussion.

[Justinian]

What the moderators mean is this. I'l break it down for you.

Off Topic Discussion should be renamed Non-Anime Discussion.

Hmm, Isn't that what this whole general off topic forum is for though. I mean, this thread is literally just a random chatty spam thread. If people want to discuss something off-topic, they'll just post a thread on it.

EDIT: Nevermind I think I mis-understood your post. Are you talking about this thread?

[Jack_Bauer]

Here's my thought...

How can one "discuss" off topic thoughts without being "chatty"? Where's the line between chat and discussion for "off topic" thoughts?

The mods don't want this:

Shinsensaitoh: Today I had In n Out burger.. Best burger ever!
Prons: NO way dude! Carl's Jr.
Lister: THIS!! RED DWARF > All other burger joints
Yukimura-Sanada: You guys are all n00bs! ITs all about Wattaburger
Kenpachi: Im a vegetarian /thread


Get the drift? They dont want one topic dominating the thread. Maybe one or two comments and then take it to either PM or one of the social clubs. I hope that clears it up a bit.

[Justinian]

The mods don't want this:

Shinsensaitoh: Today I had In n Out burger.. Best burger ever!
Prons: NO way dude! Carl's Jr.
Lister: THIS!! RED DWARF > All other burger joints
Yukimura-Sanada: You guys are all n00bs! ITs all about Wattaburger
Kenpachi: Im a vegetarian /thread


Get the drift? They dont want one topic dominating the thread. Maybe one or two comments and then take it to either PM or one of the social clubs. I hope that clears it up a bit.

Hmm, I see what you mean. This whole thread just seems like some huge spam toilet though. I mean really... Same goes for the "awesome thread"

EDIT: I mean really I could come in here and post what I'm debating on eating for breakfast every morning...seems like spam to me, since...no one really cares.

[Jack_Bauer]

I see this thread similar to twitter. One person puts in their thought about a matter and maybe it will get a comment or two. As long as its kept under control, I guess its ok.

[Len]

Why am I not in your example Shin

[Jack_Bauer]

Hm? I just thought of it on a whim. Plus I didn't want to wrongly impersonate you.

[Justinian]

I see this thread similar to twitter. One person puts in their thought about a matter and maybe it will get a comment or two. As long as its kept under control, I guess its ok.

Hmmm, I agree I guess. No harm done if it doesn't get too stupid. I honestly think that if they are going to have threads like this they need to be much more lax with the amount of chatting that is allowed to go on. I mean, it's not hurting anybody and if it doesn't completely consume the thread then I think it shouldn't be a problem. I remember when I was an avid member of the "Yoohoo" (that chocolate drink) forums believe it or not and those threads would go into some wild places and the mods didn't mind at all. The forum wasn't too "spammy" and it kept together well. Chatting among the members actually seemed to keep it a happier place. The mods didn't act like Nazi's and weren't under the impression that they were more important than the other members, so everyone really liked them.

But again, that was a Yoohoo forum, not AN, so the same things may not work here.

[Len]

Hm? I just thought of it on a whim. Plus I didn't want to wrongly impersonate you.

Well met, Child.

[Jack_Bauer]

I think the mods here are just trying to filter the spam and thats why they dont want it to get too out of hand. Maybe they are being told to do their job? I cant vouch for them.

Im thinking these past few post will get me an infraction since Im way out of topic. For that, I apologize and I will no longer post here unless I have an actual "Daily off topic" post. Please feel free to delete my post, mods. I apologize.

**exits**

[Lacan]

Don't keep an open mind, because keeping an open mind supports uncreative trash and generic garbage like Hollywood remakes, or generic tween sparkle vampire fantasy book # 805, or heck art that is basically in the same trend or crummy overused CGI.

I found out that keeping an open mind destroys creativity and art, these days. Only open your mind if its something new and fresh, not for trash.

[Len]

Your friend down here, Lacan.
http://www.animenation.net/forums/showpost.php?p=6718637&postcount=45

[old hat]

I wonder why shota is considered an acceptable topic for a social group to be based around.

It's annoying when programs maximize themselves

I'll just minimize this while I do something else...

MAXIMIZE

No I want to minimize that...

MAXIMIZE

****ing thing

[superplough]

You post makes me think of Transformers

Optimus Primal, MAXIMISE

[tenshi_a]

Don't keep an open mind, because keeping an open mind supports uncreative trash and generic garbage like Hollywood remakes, or generic tween sparkle vampire fantasy book # 805, or heck art that is basically in the same trend or crummy overused CGI.

I found out that keeping an open mind destroys creativity and art, these days. Only open your mind if its something new and fresh, not for trash.

Surely it's keeping a closed mind that leads to lack of creativity. If your mind is closed to new ideas and experiences, you run with the old clichés, run the well-worn paths, and keep on the safe side of things, and create art consumable media products for like-minded people who are scared to see something quirky or unusual or fresh.

[l0k1]

I wonder just how much guilt i'd feel if I got off with this girl with a bf that's begging for it, probably none at all.