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Oxygen
April 21st, 2010, 02:29 PM
i need to spam someone,the boredom is killing meh.and the internet is no help ..
i shall start looking for a victim now,i can't help it
KT Kore
April 21st, 2010, 02:31 PM
Fuj is going to drown us in the sea of LCL.
I'm happy to be male. *nods*
old hat
April 21st, 2010, 02:40 PM
She is going to drown in Le Crédit Lyonnais?
The Good Doctor
April 21st, 2010, 04:04 PM
Spam anyone, doesn't matter who it is, unless they're a mod, then don't do it even if A Dead Spy tells you to.
fujyoshi
April 21st, 2010, 04:17 PM
Fuj is going to drown us in the sea of LCL.
I'm happy to be male. *nods*
wuts LCL?
She is going to drown in Le Crédit Lyonnais?
I don't know french >:
l0k1
April 21st, 2010, 04:22 PM
LCL is a yellow-tinted, translucent liquid used to mentally link a pilot with the Evangelion and supply oxygen directly to the lungs when breathed, similar to liquid breathing.
Probably.
10c
The Good Doctor
April 21st, 2010, 04:43 PM
At my workplace, we had some potential employees going through a day at work so to speak and I was talking to one of my friends on break and one was there you know, one of the "tough guy" types and we started talking about the military and I told him about the MRAP and how it's cool and all when the tough guy just comes up to us and says "Yeah I could totally punch open one of those and kick the ***** of the people inside." I looked at this guy and tell him that these things are meant to survive explosions and just for good measure went on and asked how he was going to open one up and manage to not get shot in the face by the people inside. He proceded to punch me in the face. Needless to say he did not get the job. Also getting punched is not pleasnt but is worth it in that case because I'd have to be working with him and I think I'd go even more insane then I am now if he got the job.
l0k1
April 21st, 2010, 04:56 PM
What kinda weirdo buys smooth peanut butter over crunchy.
Jon
April 21st, 2010, 05:05 PM
Smooth is good...but it depends on the mood...
SapperSix
April 21st, 2010, 05:09 PM
At my workplace, we had some potential employees going through a day at work so to speak and I was talking to one of my friends on break and one was there you know, one of the "tough guy" types and we started talking about the military and I told him about the MRAP and how it's cool and all when the tough guy just comes up to us and says "Yeah I could totally punch open one of those and kick the ***** of the people inside." I looked at this guy and tell him that these things are meant to survive explosions and just for good measure went on and asked how he was going to open one up and manage to not get shot in the face by the people inside. He proceded to punch me in the face. Needless to say he did not get the job. Also getting punched is not pleasnt but is worth it in that case because I'd have to be working with him and I think I'd go even more insane then I am now if he got the job.
Yeah once he opens the door, those guys will be ready for him. That is if the turret gunner doesn't get him first.
fujyoshi
April 21st, 2010, 05:36 PM
What kinda weirdo buys smooth peanut butter over crunchy.
uea everybody auhauahauha
The Million Dollar Prons
April 21st, 2010, 05:42 PM
Crunchy is king
The Good Doctor
April 21st, 2010, 06:29 PM
Yeah once he opens the door, those guys will be ready for him. That is if the turret gunner doesn't get him first.
No, I don't think he was planning on opening a door but said it in the way that he would make one, with his bare hands, did I mention this guy was really stupid?
Trefellin
April 21st, 2010, 06:38 PM
No, I don't think he was planning on opening a door but said it in the way that he would make one, with his bare hands, did I mention this guy was really stupid?
Steroids make your balls shrink and your angry stupid grow.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 21st, 2010, 07:22 PM
Prons: Would anyone like to trade I have too much ****ing iron
Alliance dude: Stop building iron mills Prons.
Prons: I need to upgrade my whorehouses
Alliance dude: You mean storehouses
Prons: Those too
Prons: Yeah I thought I was going to be the iron pimp everyone would show up with their stone and I'd be all "lol get out the stone age grandpa"
Dude 3: Yeah Prons is going to make transformers
Prons: Hell yeah but then knowing my luck Magic will beat Cyberton and so I'll show up and one mage will wipe out all my transformers
Barthos: Hey Prons you can send me what iron you don't need
Prons: Hey barthos you got iron bro you gonna be RICHHHHH
Dude 2: No he's not iron is just a resource
Prons: YEAHHH HE'S GOT IRON ALL RIGHT
EDIT: Aw darn it i got tooth paste on my junk
autsiticanime
April 22nd, 2010, 12:14 AM
*Deep Breath*
F**K!
MY STATES RUGBY TEAM JUST GOT STRIPPED OF TWO PREMIERSHIPS FOR SALARY CAP CHEATING. WTF?
You tell me that a team can lose a premiership after winning it?
I've lost faith in the system.
JoeStrummer
April 22nd, 2010, 12:15 AM
I'm kinda depressed. I don't get depressed o_o.
old hat
April 22nd, 2010, 02:37 AM
MY STATES RUGBY TEAM JUST GOT STRIPPED OF TWO PREMIERSHIPS FOR SALARY CAP CHEATING. WTF?
You tell me that a team can lose a premiership after winning it?
I've lost faith in the system.
They were cheating. They got caught. They lost the premierships they gained by cheating.
That shows the system is working.
autsiticanime
April 22nd, 2010, 03:10 AM
They were cheating. They got caught. They lost the premierships they gained by cheating.
That shows the system is working.
But those were remierships from three and one year ago...all that happiness for nothing. Now I'm worried every team in every sport will lose a premiership at some point.
And the record books are going to be a nightmare to re-write.
Bernard_Monsha
April 22nd, 2010, 03:21 AM
Since it is Earth Day here are 15 predictions from 1970.
“We have about five more years at the outside to do something.”
• Kenneth Watt, ecologist
“Civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against problems facing mankind.”
• George Wald, Harvard Biologist
“We are in an environmental crisis which threatens the survival of this nation, and of the world as a suitable place of human habitation.”
• Barry Commoner, Washington University biologist
“Man must stop pollution and conserve his resources, not merely to enhance existence but to save the race from intolerable deterioration and possible extinction.” • New York Times editorial, the day after the first Earth Day
“Population will inevitably and completely outstrip whatever small increases in food supplies we make. The death rate will increase until at least 100-200 million people per year will be starving to death during the next ten years.”
• Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University biologist
“By…[1975] some experts feel that food shortages will have escalated the present level of world hunger and starvation into famines of unbelievable proportions. Other experts, more optimistic, think the ultimate food-population collision will not occur until the decade of the 1980s.”
• Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University biologist
“It is already too late to avoid mass starvation.”
• Denis Hayes, chief organizer for Earth Day
“Demographers agree almost unanimously on the following grim timetable: by 1975 widespread famines will begin in India; these will spread by 1990 to include all of India, Pakistan, China and the Near East, Africa. By the year 2000, or conceivably sooner, South and Central America will exist under famine conditions….By the year 2000, thirty years from now, the entire world, with the exception of Western Europe, North America, and Australia, will be in famine.”
• Peter Gunter, professor, North Texas State University
“Scientists have solid experimental and theoretical evidence to support…the following predictions: In a decade, urban dwellers will have to wear gas masks to survive air pollution…by 1985 air pollution will have reduced the amount of sunlight reaching earth by one half….”
• Life Magazine, January 1970
“At the present rate of nitrogen buildup, it’s only a matter of time before light will be filtered out of the atmosphere and none of our land will be usable.”
• Kenneth Watt, Ecologist
“Air pollution…is certainly going to take hundreds of thousands of lives in the next few years alone.”
• Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University biologist
“We are prospecting for the very last of our resources and using up the nonrenewable things many times faster than we are finding new ones.”
• Martin Litton, Sierra Club director
“By the year 2000, if present trends continue, we will be using up crude oil at such a rate…that there won’t be any more crude oil. You’ll drive up to the pump and say, `Fill ‘er up, buddy,’ and he’ll say, `I am very sorry, there isn’t any.’”
• Kenneth Watt, Ecologist
“Dr. S. Dillon Ripley, secretary of the Smithsonian Institute, believes that in 25 years, somewhere between 75 and 80 percent of all the species of living animals will be extinct.”
• Sen. Gaylord Nelson
“The world has been chilling sharply for about twenty years. If present trends continue, the world will be about four degrees colder for the global mean temperature in 1990, but eleven degrees colder in the year 2000. This is about twice what it would take to put us into an ice age.”
• Kenneth Watt, Ecologist
fujyoshi
April 22nd, 2010, 05:57 AM
zomg I've been bleeding for a week now and it shows no sign of letting up D:
l0k1
April 22nd, 2010, 06:07 AM
^
...
^^
They love their famine in the 70's.
fujyoshi
April 22nd, 2010, 06:10 AM
^
...
^^
They love their famine in the 70's.
man I don't wanna become an anemic from this D: the last time I shot out blood chunks for this long was when I was like 11 or something and that was when it first started D: its almost like if you got your arm blown up and you'd see bloody flesh all over the place, or like rotton milk that has become chunky just shooting out from below D: I need a frikking doctor -_=
DavenIII
April 22nd, 2010, 06:24 AM
see you can believe everything scientists say, because they are scientists!
Melion
April 22nd, 2010, 06:28 AM
man I don't wanna become an anemic from this D: the last time I shot out blood chunks for this long was when I was like 11 or something and that was when it first started D: its almost like if you got your arm blown up and you'd see bloody flesh all over the place, or like rotton milk that has become chunky just shooting out from below D: I need a frikking doctor -_=
Aaaaaaaaand now I'm no longer hungry.
fujyoshi
April 22nd, 2010, 06:55 AM
I just trashed my old retired cosplay outfits ;o I don't have records of all but being that they are retired from many years ago there is no reason to keep them around at this point.
taily
April 22nd, 2010, 09:29 AM
Urgh, I can't wait to start Gsces, I have no more patience for year 9, spercificly music drama and spanish, and I can't wait to start Bussiness studies. Although looking back I shouldn't have choosen triple science AND atronomy it might get a bit much, not to mention I wish I could drop art and take an out-of-school course for graphic design.
l0k1
April 22nd, 2010, 12:47 PM
English prices compared to America (especially on computer related equipment) **** me off.
DavenIII
April 22nd, 2010, 12:51 PM
So most likely predictions that we're having now will also not happen. Cool.
People back then also claimed that we would run out of oil by now. And now WE'RE predicting that we're going to run out of oil in the next few decades.
we are always going to run out of oil, because if we are going to run out of oil then it's worth more money.
The Good Doctor
April 22nd, 2010, 01:06 PM
man I don't wanna become an anemic from this D: the last time I shot out blood chunks for this long was when I was like 11 or something and that was when it first started D: its almost like if you got your arm blown up and you'd see bloody flesh all over the place, or like rotton milk that has become chunky just shooting out from below D: I need a frikking doctor -_=
I'm sorry but Fuj, could you please stop telling us about blowing chunks?
taily
April 22nd, 2010, 01:08 PM
^2 But...we are, not even you can deny that as humanity flourishs we WILL run out of oil...
KT Kore
April 22nd, 2010, 01:09 PM
I wish that's all she was talking about. Unfortunately she's talking about blowing bloody chunks from her vajayjay. Hell I figured I'd get all vivid with it since she is.
The Good Doctor
April 22nd, 2010, 01:12 PM
I wish that's all she was talking about. Unfortunately she's talking about blowing bloody chunks from her vajayjay. Hell I figured I'd get all vivid with it since she is.
Yes but I'm trying to make it so the other users don't read this if you know they're eating lunch?
fujyoshi
April 22nd, 2010, 01:19 PM
I'm sorry but Fuj, could you please stop telling us about blowing chunks?
if it would go away like a normal cycle then I wouldn't have to rant about it ._.
I wish that's all she was talking about. Unfortunately she's talking about blowing bloody chunks from her vajayjay. Hell I figured I'd get all vivid with it since she is.
its like when you get your arm blown up and theres just bloody flesh everywhere D:
Yes but I'm trying to make it so the other users don't read this if you know they're eating lunch?
hey wait your a doctor why don't you help -_=
The Good Doctor
April 22nd, 2010, 01:20 PM
if it would go away like a normal cycle then I wouldn't have to rant about it ._.
its like when you get your arm blown up and theres just bloody flesh everywhere D:
hey wait your a doctor why don't you help -_=
I'm a doctor not a gynecologist.
fujyoshi
April 22nd, 2010, 01:37 PM
I'm a doctor not a gynecologist.
tragic -_- oh well I better not be bleeding tomorrow x_x
Trefellin
April 22nd, 2010, 04:04 PM
I wonder what would happen if you only ate apples for a month.
Old Ape Face
April 22nd, 2010, 04:28 PM
I wonder what would happen if you only ate apples for a month.
you'd have to go twice as much as you would normally
fujyoshi
April 22nd, 2010, 04:44 PM
atleast you wouldn't have to see a doctor /heh
an apple a day keeps the doctor away :'D
Trefellin
April 22nd, 2010, 05:26 PM
an apple a day keeps the doctor away :'D
Maybe, but twelve a day might make you mess yourself.
fujyoshi
April 22nd, 2010, 05:42 PM
Maybe, but twelve a day might make you mess yourself.
well atleast you won't have an issue of constipation :'D
Caster13
April 22nd, 2010, 07:39 PM
Today was awesome on so many levels. To fully describe everything that happened I'd have to triple post.
Spoonsnuggle
April 22nd, 2010, 09:16 PM
^^^Then make it a blog. I swear, people will read it.
Well, Imma going to school tomorrow, and will probably be seeing Kick-a** tomorrow night. Can't wait, I've been wanting to see that since January.
Schadenfreude
April 22nd, 2010, 09:53 PM
I am baking delicious caek later.
Spoonsnuggle
April 22nd, 2010, 10:54 PM
I went to bed about an hour and a half ago, but couldn't go to sleep. So here I am.
Rahxephon91
April 22nd, 2010, 11:24 PM
Uploaded our newest podcast and uploaded the podcasts to libsyn. So the podcast is actually a bit more official.
http://rantbot.wordpress.com/
ThePhillyFlash
April 23rd, 2010, 12:10 AM
I am baking delicious caek later.
Never had caek before. What does caek taste like? Inquiring minds wanna know! :P
Schadenfreude
April 23rd, 2010, 01:54 AM
caek is quite good. It's like cake but a lot less formal.
tenshi_a
April 23rd, 2010, 02:07 AM
caek is quite good. It's like cake but a lot less formal.
Oh that sounds like the kind of cake I make. It's good once you take off all the burnt bits.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 23rd, 2010, 02:14 AM
So uh does that mean britian has "Soggy cake" too?
Old Ape Face
April 23rd, 2010, 04:13 AM
Where I live we call Soggy Cake, store bought Rum Cake. It is an awesome cake though.
fujyoshi
April 23rd, 2010, 06:40 AM
/heh they tawked about sakura matsuri on good day today :O apparently there will be cosplay involved (:
Schadenfreude
April 23rd, 2010, 08:14 AM
Caek made. Fondant on top. Was good.
EDIT:
I have reached a new high (low) in my geekdom. I set up my cell phone's answering machine to use one of the answering machine recordings that come with the Mimana Iyar Chronicles PSP game.
"I Can not come to the phone right now, but I waited 1000 years for my answer. You can wait a fraction of that for yours."
fujyoshi
April 23rd, 2010, 09:36 AM
Caek made. Fondant on top. Was good.
EDIT:
I have reached a new high (low) in my geekdom. I set up my cell phone's answering machine to use one of the answering machine recordings that come with the Mimana Iyar Chronicles PSP game.
"I Can not come to the phone right now, but I waited 1000 years for my answer. You can wait a fraction of that for yours."
auhauahuahauaa I think my phone answering machine is still aicle. I haven't changed it in a while. I would make it more "happy" but then the people who have to call it will probably kill themselves afterward.
on another note my mom had me fix something on her computer, shes got windows 7 so I was looking around and went in windows media player and apparently her empy playlist(she doesn't know squat about the computer) is somehow linked to mine. I saw that the other day I can't delete it off mine but when I got it off hers it went away o_O
fail what else could they spy on, my msn?
Caster13
April 23rd, 2010, 01:29 PM
I'm thinking of starting a blog, but I have two concerns. Not in any order.
1. Very few people might read it, thus making it like talking to myself.
2. Using it to vent 100% very well might get me banned.
Jon
April 23rd, 2010, 01:58 PM
I'm thinking of starting a blog, but I have two concerns. Not in any order.
1. Very few people might read it, thus making it like talking to myself.
2. Using it to vent 100% very well might get me banned.
You could start an account on blogspot, and post entries there and here, while linking to the blogspot account. That's the best way, IMO.
Old Ape Face
April 23rd, 2010, 02:13 PM
I'm thinking of starting a blog, but I have two concerns. Not in any order.
1. Very few people might read it, thus making it like talking to myself.
2. Using it to vent 100% very well might get me banned.
I say go for it, what the hell do you have to lose? I post about my guitar **** all the time, and no one ever responds, but I do get like 55 views, so someone's reading them.
fujyoshi
April 23rd, 2010, 02:19 PM
I'm thinking of starting a blog, but I have two concerns. Not in any order.
1. Very few people might read it, thus making it like talking to myself.
2. Using it to vent 100% very well might get me banned.
I think starting a blog would be a great thing, if not then just use msn space that leaves a great deal of time to vent. Anyway people don't have to read it if your just venting /heh I set mine to private so that people don't read it ;p
I say go for it, what the hell do you have to lose? I post about my guitar **** all the time, and no one ever responds, but I do get like 55 views, so someone's reading them.
post an entry that says "fujyoshi pheeled my guitar into non existance :'D" I'd love ta get hawt off that post ;p
The Million Dollar Prons
April 23rd, 2010, 02:38 PM
Would you all still like me if I sold out and instead of talking about mysogony started talking about all the great products Funimation has on their online store?
l0k1
April 23rd, 2010, 02:56 PM
No.
10c.
Len
April 23rd, 2010, 03:25 PM
I really don't like it when my ham goes rotton.
Old Ape Face
April 23rd, 2010, 03:35 PM
post an entry that says "fujyoshi pheeled my guitar into non existance :'D" I'd love ta get hawt off that post ;p
Absolutely... not!
Schadenfreude
April 23rd, 2010, 04:02 PM
Masculinism - like feminism, but not a joke.
taily
April 23rd, 2010, 04:04 PM
I'm binge drinkingly depressedly on texco apple and raspberry flavoured spring water anyone wanna join me if yes get on skype.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 23rd, 2010, 04:15 PM
Every man in Still Waters by Tami Hoag is either a weak pretzel of a man who wears his heart on his sleeve or a big 6 foot tall buff cowboy that spends all day drinking and hittin that. All the women are either tightly wound baptists or busty trollops.
I'm glad to see someone shares my ideas about gender identity
fujyoshi
April 23rd, 2010, 04:26 PM
Absolutely... not!
/heh I gotta read more of your blogs and look for pictures of your guitars :'D
taily
April 23rd, 2010, 05:02 PM
drrrooowwnnin' myy desppaaaiir, in liight carbonaaation.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 23rd, 2010, 06:15 PM
Pizza with Pineapple and Canadian bacon is the reason I let Canada live near us.
Caster13
April 23rd, 2010, 10:39 PM
drrrooowwnnin' myy desppaaaiir, in liight carbonaaation.
:lol::lol: That's creative.
ThePhillyFlash
April 24th, 2010, 12:34 AM
caek is quite good. It's like cake but a lot less formal.
Ooooh! Informal caek! Sounds highly interesting! :P
Bernard_Monsha
April 24th, 2010, 04:46 AM
Why are there front page headlines about government porn surfing but this was buried on page 25 a (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE63L08W20100422)?
Schadenfreude
April 24th, 2010, 06:58 AM
North Korea exists solely to show the world that South Korea has the patience of a saint.
fujyoshi
April 24th, 2010, 07:20 AM
I feel SOO much better today :'D
Schadenfreude
April 24th, 2010, 07:24 AM
Have to cater to a wedding today. Hope it's not italians again.
fujyoshi
April 24th, 2010, 07:26 AM
I forgot people actually did stuff fridays and saturday nights /hmm
Melion
April 24th, 2010, 10:55 AM
I'm forced to take care of this 5 year old kid while her parents are having fun with my parents on a party.
I'm also forced to use my PS3 as a DVD so she can watch her "My Little Pony" movie while I'm in the same room.
This is torture, listening to My Little Pony voices.
Kill me. Now.
fujyoshi
April 24th, 2010, 11:04 AM
I'm forced to take care of this 5 year old kid while her parents are having fun with my parents on a party.
I'm also forced to use my PS3 as a DVD so she can watch her "My Little Pony" movie while I'm in the same room.
This is torture, listening to My Little Pony voices.
Kill me. Now.
sounds like half the crap my mom agrees to on a semi monthly basis. Back when I was in high school it used ta be a weekly basis <,<
The Million Dollar Prons
April 24th, 2010, 12:35 PM
Going to a pink floyd cover show at the state theatere tonight. Gonna be dope
Trefellin
April 24th, 2010, 12:39 PM
I'm forced to take care of this 5 year old kid while her parents are having fun with my parents on a party.
I'm also forced to use my PS3 as a DVD so she can watch her "My Little Pony" movie while I'm in the same room.
This is torture, listening to My Little Pony voices.
Kill me. Now.
http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv348/MovieAnimalMusicman1992/Cinnamon_Bear_by_Iamidaho.jpg
See? Geddit? I say to molest child by showing picture of bear. Just like other people do. See? Is funny...
Is funny.
If you're at the girl's house you can try on her mother's clothes. Just make sure she knows that, if she tells anyone, the clown will get her. Then you could both watch Robocop.
fujyoshi
April 24th, 2010, 12:41 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/fnd01v.jpg
wee for random gifs ;p zomg look its so pink and fluffy XD
SapperSix
April 24th, 2010, 12:54 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/fnd01v.jpg
wee for random gifs ;p zomg look its so pink and fluffy XD
http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx221/dassmoose/3f0a1754.jpg
l0k1
April 24th, 2010, 01:04 PM
Going to a pink floyd cover show at the state theatere tonight. Gonna be dope
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n25/loci_ash/1218990275418.jpg
The Million Dollar Prons
April 24th, 2010, 01:16 PM
I really should get a real website for TMCJH.
I was at the flea market today and got an issue of Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane from 1971 where Superman gets turned into a tree.
Melion
April 24th, 2010, 02:01 PM
^Isn't that the Silver Age of Superhero comics?
The Million Dollar Prons
April 24th, 2010, 02:06 PM
^Isn't that the Silver Age of Superhero comics?
Sure is, Linkara and I could totally make out over this comic
EDIT: Hahah what superman just nerve pinched lois lane
fujyoshi
April 24th, 2010, 02:19 PM
http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx221/dassmoose/3f0a1754.jpg
what on earth is that o_o
this is for you (:
http://i25.tinypic.com/j6om1k.jpg
he sings a happy song for you :'D
Bernard_Monsha
April 24th, 2010, 03:40 PM
My research has determined that Audition is a cure for yellow fever.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 24th, 2010, 03:42 PM
My research has determined that Audition is a cure for yellow fever.
and a boring *** movie.
Yeahhh I don't like a movie everyone else seems to love going against the GRAIN
old hat
April 24th, 2010, 03:59 PM
If you don't like it then I suppose I have to like it. Maybe I will watch it some time.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 24th, 2010, 04:36 PM
If you don't like it then I suppose I have to like it. Maybe I will watch it some time.
I suggest watching it on a night you're having problems sleeping, it works better than Nyquil
old hat
April 24th, 2010, 04:43 PM
If you liked then I wouldn't have to watch that boring movie. Very inconsiderate.
fujyoshi
April 24th, 2010, 04:56 PM
that nightmare I got off my arms is coming back in small portions -_= I knew that crap would make my arm fall off D: stupid doctors don't know crap about it -.-
Old Ape Face
April 24th, 2010, 05:00 PM
If you liked then I wouldn't have to watch that boring movie. Very inconsiderate.
I smell a Semantics Nazi.
l0k1
April 24th, 2010, 05:04 PM
My research has determined that Audition is a cure for yellow fever.
Actually dating a Chinese girl cured me of that, they be crazy yo.
The film is quite watchable though I don't find it particularly memorable.
Something like Dumplings is probably more of a turnoff.
old hat
April 24th, 2010, 05:11 PM
I smell a Semantics Nazi.
Your sense of smell is terrible.
Old Ape Face
April 24th, 2010, 05:14 PM
Your sense of smell is terrible.
Well he did prefer the movie under certain circumstances, So automatically it turns into something you wouldn't care to like?
fujyoshi
April 24th, 2010, 05:21 PM
crap my moms got a worse allergic reaction to something then me, and she has a ton 'a them o_o I only have a few
old hat
April 24th, 2010, 05:24 PM
Well he did prefer the movie under certain circumstances, So automatically it turns into something you wouldn't care to like?
That word doesn't mean what you think it means. You might want to look up this one.
contrarian
I thought it was pretty obviously a joke but I guess I wasn't obvious enough.
Caster13
April 24th, 2010, 11:23 PM
It's past 12:20 here....and I can NOT fall asleep!!!
Maybe a snack will work.
ThePhillyFlash
April 25th, 2010, 01:05 AM
It's raining here. I'm no fan of rain.
superplough
April 25th, 2010, 02:00 AM
It's raining men, hallelujah it's raining men, amen
taily
April 25th, 2010, 02:23 AM
I had a good sleepover but I slept for like 5 ****ing hours which is a waste of time at "sleep"-overs.
superplough
April 25th, 2010, 02:52 AM
Dude considering how late you were up the other night I'm surprised 5 ours was all you slept for
taily
April 25th, 2010, 06:25 AM
I don't sleep much I'm so upset I wasn't even up to see the sunrise and go on a walk and think how wierd it was that "today" has flowed seamlessly into "tommorow"
Schadenfreude
April 25th, 2010, 09:51 AM
God damn it, I make the mistake of serving coffee to the only drunk lady at the wedding consisting of 40 year olds last night, and I get hit on.
Nomnomnom
April 25th, 2010, 09:58 AM
Blowing out the furnace's pilot light might have not been the brightest move I've made this month.
Trefellin
April 25th, 2010, 12:27 PM
Why do they call it Alcoholics Anonymous when you have to introduce yourself at every meeting?
Caster13
April 25th, 2010, 12:36 PM
Why do they call it Alcoholics Anonymous when you have to introduce yourself at every meeting?
That's a really good point.
fujyoshi
April 25th, 2010, 03:00 PM
Why do they call it Alcoholics Anonymous when you have to introduce yourself at every meeting?
the first thing to cure is admitting it maybe?
The Million Dollar Prons
April 25th, 2010, 03:47 PM
This thread gives me the notion that Taily and Superplough slept with eachtoher
Trefellin
April 25th, 2010, 04:31 PM
^ To be fair, there aren't many who haven't slept with Plough.
the first thing to cure is admitting it maybe?
But it's not really anonymous, is it? It should be called Alcoholics Identified. If it was really anonymous, they'd give you a mask and a codename.
"Hello, my name is... The Condor, and I'm an alcoholic."
fujyoshi
April 25th, 2010, 04:42 PM
^ To be fair, there aren't many who haven't slept with Plough.
But it's not really anonymous, is it? It should be called Alcoholics Identified. If it was really anonymous, they'd give you a mask and a codename.
"Hello, my name is... The Condor, and I'm an alcoholic."
I concur /heh I say go in there wit a flu mask and your set. You can also make up a fake name then they really won't know who you are :'D
on another note I call apocolypse ponies !!
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a185/Hammer_Head/4horsemen.gif
superplough
April 25th, 2010, 05:07 PM
Haha
Man I slept in waaaaaaay too late this morning so now I know how taily feels
Caster13
April 25th, 2010, 06:21 PM
The idea of going around wearing PJ pants all day is ****ing retarded. How in the name of *** did that get popular?
Old Ape Face
April 25th, 2010, 06:25 PM
The idea of going around wearing PJ pants all day is ****ing retarded. How in the name of *** did that get popular?
It just did, like Apple Jacks tasting like Apple.
Caster13
April 25th, 2010, 06:32 PM
Apple Jacks are still around?
Old Ape Face
April 25th, 2010, 06:44 PM
Apple Jacks are still around?
Yes they are in fact...
sumwhatkrazy
April 25th, 2010, 06:45 PM
Long weekends are great. Not long enough though *sigh*
Caster13
April 25th, 2010, 06:50 PM
2^ Wow. :huh:
I've written two posts in my blog so far since I started it yesterday, and now I'm addicted. I totally see why people get addicted to blogging now. The first one was just a hyperactive rant though. Won't do that again.
However I think I'm able to get things across better in a blog than I am in regular posts. I might cut down on regular posts now and focus more on blog entries. I don't know if it's a good idea to make a bunch of them really quickly though, cause then new entries won't be able to get as much attention. Plus I also might run out of ideas.
sumwhatkrazy
April 25th, 2010, 06:54 PM
^ i havent done the whole blogging/face book/twitter thing(s).
Caster13
April 25th, 2010, 06:56 PM
I'm doing it on here. I don't like social networking sites.
sumwhatkrazy
April 25th, 2010, 07:05 PM
Oh i remember apple jacks.
I have a face book page lol, never use it though and i use a site called "tagged" but again dont overly use it. Lots of attractive young womans profiles to look throgh from all over the world though^^
Nomnomnom
April 25th, 2010, 07:08 PM
This coffee shop sure empties out early on a sunday night
Caster13
April 25th, 2010, 07:09 PM
Myspace is the worst. A bunch of the chicks on Myspace are going to hell.
sumwhatkrazy
April 25th, 2010, 07:10 PM
^cyber bullied?
The Million Dollar Prons
April 25th, 2010, 07:17 PM
Maybe he saw one of those gliterry white font on yellow background myspace pages
Nomnomnom
April 25th, 2010, 07:19 PM
Has anyone ever tried picking someone up on myspace? I had a friend do it, it ended badly for her.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 25th, 2010, 07:20 PM
Has anyone ever tried picking someone up on myspace? I had a friend do it, it ended badly for her.
I thought that was why people used Myspace in the first place
Nomnomnom
April 25th, 2010, 07:21 PM
I don't know why people use myspace, I've abandoned mine long ago
sumwhatkrazy
April 25th, 2010, 07:27 PM
I only made myspace cos ppl kept tellin me to and i never use it.
Spoonsnuggle
April 25th, 2010, 07:29 PM
I only made myspace cos ppl kept tellin me to and i never use it.
Don't give into Peer Pressure. I still don't have a myspace, and my friends have been bugging me to get one for years. As well as Facebook.
sumwhatkrazy
April 25th, 2010, 07:37 PM
lol yeah, well it wasnt really like that, it more for teh hell of it.
The same thing with face book ppl been tellin me to for ages and i still havent.
DOH! i just lost the item i was bidding for on e-bay cos i slept in! grrr and i forgot when i first woke up an came here instead of checking.... I definately had time to be there befire the bidding ended.
Missed a chance to get a cool/rare item for prolly pretty cheap too..
I love livin in the ghetto, just hung out the laundry but hang my nicer colothes up inside.
Caster13
April 25th, 2010, 07:49 PM
There's a lot of massive whores on myspace. Their parents think they're good and meanwhile there's a picture of them giving a guy head from their cellphone camera on their Myspace page. I remember years ago the page of a girl from my highschool had a picture in her collection of her in several sex positions.
Schadenfreude
April 25th, 2010, 07:51 PM
I just keep my facebook for staying in contact with friends I never get to see much.
superplough
April 25th, 2010, 08:45 PM
Facebook is kinda fun
old hat
April 25th, 2010, 08:50 PM
I haven't been to Facebook in ages. It was just taking too much time.
sumwhatkrazy
April 25th, 2010, 09:27 PM
Nearly out of alcaholic ginger beer, guess i'll drink some scotch today.
Cant wait to get my new cds that i orderd.
FFXIII is cool but i cant motivate myself to play it?
Oh and girls puttin up pics thats sexual on myspace, just a sighn of the times really.
Sora N
April 25th, 2010, 09:37 PM
I personally, don’t get the appeal of Social Networking sites like Myspace/Facebook/Twitter etc…forums are plenty of online socializing for me….
sumwhatkrazy
April 25th, 2010, 11:59 PM
Why is it that everyone from freinds, associates, to my friccing neighbours ask so many favours of me?
Ahh ok, i guess its because i say yes most of the time...... but why is it that so many people are in need of favours????
Where talking about adults here, how is it that adults are in need of favours so much?
Everyone relies on others sometimes but how is it that so many seem to get by life that way?
*sigh*
fujyoshi
April 26th, 2010, 02:41 AM
The idea of going around wearing PJ pants all day is ****ing retarded. How in the name of *** did that get popular?
/heh I heard 'a that, who ever remembers pajama day ;p meh and I thought you were making a federal case about you being at home wearing em all day.
sumwhatkrazy
April 26th, 2010, 02:55 AM
dont wear pjs but ive had days where i only get half dressed all day and dont go outside at all.
fujyoshi
April 26th, 2010, 03:47 AM
half dressed? I don't even walk around naked in my house o_o
Don't give into Peer Pressure. I still don't have a myspace, and my friends have been bugging me to get one for years. As well as Facebook.
oh that has ta suck, luckly for me I don't have a bunch of annoying people trying to suck me in, for I barely have any friends at that but now my own family is annoying the crap out 'a me about it. My mom actually told me to get a facebook -_- now that gives me even less of a reason to join.
sumwhatkrazy
April 26th, 2010, 03:58 AM
^why not?
Dont u have roller shutters? lol
fujyoshi
April 26th, 2010, 04:01 AM
^why not?
Dont u have roller shutters? lol
I feel more comfortable wit clothes on -_= plus I'm borderline paranoid. Then again its not hard to be paranoid in my house.
sumwhatkrazy
April 26th, 2010, 04:18 AM
yeh guess its only when its real hot and/or iam real drunk when i walk around in just boxers or whatever.
More pleasnt a thought for chix to do so, but maybe not boxers.
l0k1
April 26th, 2010, 05:57 AM
You can tell how old an episode of Top Gear is by how short Hammond's hair is.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 26th, 2010, 09:30 AM
So reading the book of mormon.
1 Nephi 7:11 (XD 7-11) Yea, and how is it that ye have forgotten what great things
the Lord hath done for us, in delivering us out of the hands of Laban, and also that we should obtain the record?
Well to be fair Nephi, it wasn't so much the lord saving you from Laban as it was you sneaking in while Laban was drunk, cutting his head off and stealing his ****.
IDK maybe I'm reading too much into it but it sure seems like Nephim is a jackass
fujyoshi
April 26th, 2010, 12:29 PM
today contained much more sewing then last week :'D
SapperSix
April 26th, 2010, 01:52 PM
Damnit, why do Mondays have to suck.
fujyoshi
April 26th, 2010, 01:58 PM
everyday is the same as the previous day for me, half the time I don't even remember what day it is /heh
SapperSix
April 26th, 2010, 02:24 PM
everyday is the same as the previous day for me, half the time I don't even remember what day it is /heh
Mondays for range week are one giant cluster ****. It starts at 0400 and doesn't end until 1630ish. All outdoors and no shade save a tree at the 500 yd line next to the range house.
JoeStrummer
April 26th, 2010, 02:32 PM
Thank god it's Monday. I only work Thurs-Sat. I'm on my lawn editing together a bunch of videos I made with my friend about destroying water melons.
Nomnomnom
April 26th, 2010, 03:29 PM
I can find better advice elsewhere apparently. That and the new cuts on my hand and forearm sure do hurt. It's showertime.
Aragami
April 26th, 2010, 03:48 PM
^I hope you aren't volunteering at a coffee shop.
Nomnomnom
April 26th, 2010, 04:10 PM
^I hope you aren't volunteering at a coffee shop.
Sadly, yes I am.
fujyoshi
April 26th, 2010, 05:21 PM
man my dad noticed my black nails and asked me if I was goth -.- firstly I've been painting my nails black for a good while now and secondly my dad never notices ANYTHING. What on earth pointed my nails out to him, and this time my mom wasn't involved because she wasn't even in the room.
sumwhatkrazy
April 26th, 2010, 05:29 PM
Chucked a siccie today, feeling a bit slack and slightly guilty, i mean it was a long weekend and all, plus the way i feel is self inflicted.
I never ake days off becasue of lazyness or hangovers or tiredness but today those three were combined with a horrible stomache ache(which was probably also self inflicted) and didnt sleeep well so...
Actually felt good becasue i dont take sick days too often and have like 18 built up but the ni finally went back to sleep and now over slept so now will prolly have trouble sleeping again...
Man my sleep cycle, eating pattern, drinking, these dam early starts really making life a struggle.
Oh well, as long as these sick days dont become too much of a habit.
Iam sure at work tomorrow i'll hear "how was teh EXTRA long weekend?"
Oh well, off to get my doctors certificate shortly, all good.
fujyoshi
April 26th, 2010, 05:34 PM
I discovered that just a little pinch of cinnamon added to your salad really makes it taste good. I mean I already throw the cayenne pepper powder stuff in there so why not a little pinch of cinnamon :'D
Oh the cinnamon coats the apple pieces quiet well (:
Caster13
April 26th, 2010, 06:33 PM
Certain people should not be in certain commercials. I can understand diversity and everything, but black people should not be put in any commercial involving chicken. KFC is doing this a lot.
Next thing you know asians will be the drivers in car insurance commercials involving car accidents.
xia
April 27th, 2010, 04:48 AM
I cannot juggle two hobbies at once. At all.
tenshi_a
April 27th, 2010, 06:16 AM
Just read this article on the same chemicals in chilli being the ones in your body that help convey pain.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8644788.stm
I wonder if those people who "can't feel pain" can't get burned by chilli either.
Soluzar
April 27th, 2010, 06:42 AM
I heard something about that once, although I'm still confused by it. Eating chilli that are just the right amount of spicy doesn't feel painful at all. Should it?
tenshi_a
April 27th, 2010, 06:46 AM
It's not about what chillis are like to eat, it's about what's in the chemicals in your body.
sumwhatkrazy
April 27th, 2010, 07:00 AM
iam up too late again..
superplough
April 27th, 2010, 09:55 AM
Had a terrible time getting to sleep last night, and ended up only sleeping for about 3 hours, then woke up this early. Oh well.
fujyoshi
April 27th, 2010, 11:07 AM
I got some more sewing done today :'D
Trefellin
April 27th, 2010, 11:44 AM
I got some more sewing done today :'D
Do you ever make little stuffed things? If I could do that I'd have little Harlocks and ninjas all over the place. When I get into something new I often get really obsessed. Almost like... One of those people... Who get obsessed with stuff. I can spend hours and hours in a day just doing one thing.
I walked to the mall to pick some personal products up. There are a lot of Asians in my town. Middle Eastern people too. Downtown it is even more noticeable. I suppose it would be a good place for a philanderer with multicultural tastes to sample a wide variety of ethnic flavors.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 27th, 2010, 11:46 AM
IF watching an anime is a hobby does that mean watching TV is also a hobby?
Caster13
April 27th, 2010, 11:54 AM
It is hot as balls out right now. Whoever invented air conditioning, thank you.
fujyoshi
April 27th, 2010, 12:56 PM
It is hot as balls out right now. Whoever invented air conditioning, thank you.
actually I just got AC recently /heh to actually think all these years I've been roughing it ;p
IF watching an anime is a hobby does that mean watching TV is also a hobby?
if more anime was on tv
Do you ever make little stuffed things? If I could do that I'd have little Harlocks and ninjas all over the place. When I get into something new I often get really obsessed. Almost like... One of those people... Who get obsessed with stuff. I can spend hours and hours in a day just doing one thing.
well I did make a happy star a while ago, that green fluffy star. I'm in the procrastinating progress of making another one in pink /heh I should give that one to a MANLY man like my brother or something.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 27th, 2010, 03:12 PM
According to Camille tomorrow's Dr Phil has an exchange that goes like
Dr Phil: HE RAPED THREE WOMEN!
Rapist's wife: Excuse me he only raped TWO women!
Caster13
April 27th, 2010, 04:04 PM
I just got a bad phone call.
My girlfriend's parents are coming to visit tomorrow, and they want to meet me. From what I understand they're the type of parents that only want their daughter to date certain people. Yea, that type. This is not going to be fun.
There's only one option I have: lie through my teeth.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 27th, 2010, 04:12 PM
My girlfriend's parents are coming to visit tomorrow,
So at first I'm like "****."
and they want to meet me.
and then I'm like OH ****.
From what I understand they're the type of parents that only want their daughter to date certain people.
and then I'm like THEY ONLY WANT THEIR DAUGHTER TO DATE CERTAIN PEOPLE AND KENPACHI IS JAMACIAN-AMERICAN OHHHH CRAP.
There's only one option I have: lie through my teeth.
and at last I'm like Bleach yourself like Micheal Jackson.
fujyoshi
April 27th, 2010, 04:46 PM
So at first I'm like "****."
and then I'm like OH ****.
and then I'm like THEY ONLY WANT THEIR DAUGHTER TO DATE CERTAIN PEOPLE AND KENPACHI IS JAMACIAN-AMERICAN OHHHH CRAP.
and at last I'm like Bleach yourself like Micheal Jackson.
the whole story in a nutshell ;p
The Million Dollar Prons
April 27th, 2010, 07:33 PM
I like how these people on Dr Phil view human interaction WHEN A WOMAN IS READY TO OVULATE SHE GOES TO THE CLUB AND FINDS A HUNG MAN WHO IS OUT LOOKING TO IMPREGNATE.
Edit: A darn it I got banned from an adult cam site for inapropriate conduct how does that even WORK
ThePhillyFlash
April 28th, 2010, 12:15 AM
IF watching an anime is a hobby does that mean watching TV is also a hobby?
Absolutely! It's my favorite hobby! :D
fujyoshi
April 28th, 2010, 02:45 AM
I like how these people on Dr Phil view human interaction WHEN A WOMAN IS READY TO OVULATE SHE GOES TO THE CLUB AND FINDS A HUNG MAN WHO IS OUT LOOKING TO IMPREGNATE.
Edit: A darn it I got banned from an adult cam site for inapropriate conduct how does that even WORK
/heh wuut, I didn't know dr phil was even on tv still -_=
sumwhatkrazy
April 28th, 2010, 04:16 AM
life is so good yet sux so bad.
fujyoshi
April 28th, 2010, 01:40 PM
my brother discovered that I got the internet on my wii so now my dad is mad at me because my brother wasn't supposed ta know.
Caster13
April 28th, 2010, 02:23 PM
OH GOD TODAY SUCKS!!!!
I lied about what I do for a living, and that worked. Told them I made some investments in stocks when I was in high school and made some lucky guesses and had a lot of money but lost a lot of it when the market crashed and had to sell my previous car to keep more of it. But then occasionally they decided to somewhat subtlety start picking at small things more and more and I almost ended going Hulk. They are total douchebags. For a few seconds my eye twitched. Why I did not Falcon Punch both of them is a mystery. There's one thing that they didn't say, and if they did I definitely would have pulled a Falcon Punch.
I am considering breaking up with this girl. I am not going to put up with that again.
l0k1
April 28th, 2010, 02:30 PM
Lies make baby Jesus cry.
Bernard_Monsha
April 28th, 2010, 02:30 PM
Oh Gordon, can you possibly put any more feet in your mouth?
JoeStrummer
April 28th, 2010, 02:32 PM
OH GOD TODAY SUCKS!!!!
I lied about what I do for a living, and that worked. Told them I made some investments in stocks when I was in high school and made some lucky guesses and had a lot of money but lost a lot of it when the market crashed and had to sell my previous car to keep more of it. But then occasionally they decided to somewhat subtlety start picking at small things more and more and I almost ended going Hulk. They are total douchebags. For a few seconds my eye twitched. Why I did not Falcon Punch both of them is a mystery. There's one thing that they didn't say, and if they did I definitely would have pulled a Falcon Punch.
I am considering breaking up with this girl. I am not going to put up with that again.
Hahaha. You're such a d-bag.
Also. It's raining.
Caster13
April 28th, 2010, 02:36 PM
How the **** am I a d-bag? I got insulted so much that most people would have punched whoever was doing it.
JoeStrummer
April 28th, 2010, 02:43 PM
You lied to her, I'm guessing, parents about what you do for a living and tried to make up a story about the stock market...
Schadenfreude
April 28th, 2010, 02:45 PM
Haha dude, doesn't that happen in like, every meet the parents romcom ever?
Caster13
April 28th, 2010, 02:54 PM
Let me set this straight. I did not lie to her, I lied to her parents. She knew I was lying, and went along with it. I told her what I was going to do beforehand.
JoeStrummer
April 28th, 2010, 03:04 PM
That doesn't change the fact you still did. Why would you do it? And what did they say that was insulting? And why is this interesting to me?
The Million Dollar Prons
April 28th, 2010, 03:05 PM
Lying to her parents is always a good idea. I once told a chick's parents their daughter had a nice ***. It wa then I learned that the truth is something that should be used sparingly
Caster13
April 28th, 2010, 03:13 PM
How could you not know that that's a bad idea to say that?
JoeStrummer
April 28th, 2010, 03:21 PM
You didn't answer my questions.
Trefellin
April 28th, 2010, 03:21 PM
/heh wuut, I didn't know dr phil was even on tv still -_=
I watched a little Dr. Phil during the half-time commercials of today's Inter/Barca game, Inter to the final against Bayern **** yeah! and it was about sexual predators in your neighbourhood. There was on women who married a convicted rapist and she was arguing that sex offenders shouldn't be listed and monitered. Dr. Phil mentioned what he did and she was like, "Hey! It was one rape at knife point and an one attempted rape at knife point. Ok? Get it right. Pfft."
How could you not know that that's a bad idea to say that?
If I was that dad I'd be all, "Damn right." *fistbump*
Caster13
April 28th, 2010, 03:31 PM
1. Better first impression on parents.
2. It was more picking at every detail about me and how I looked, what I wasn't like, the fact that my dad was "just a cop" which implied that they would rather have my parents be Ivy League college alumni and be in high position in some company or one of them be a doctor or a lawyer, and all that ******** rolled into one big insult.
3. I needed to rant, so I ranted on the computer. If you are not interested, don't pay attention to it.
JoeStrummer
April 28th, 2010, 03:36 PM
So you're telling me that first impression was supposed to last forever? So why didn't you say anything back than? Why lie when you can tell them to get ****-ed?
l0k1
April 28th, 2010, 03:42 PM
lolcaringwhatyourgf'sparentsthink.
Caster13
April 28th, 2010, 03:47 PM
I was trying to act more polite than that?
MOVING THE **** ON!!!
JoeStrummer
April 28th, 2010, 04:25 PM
By lying to them. Mm, I see your point good sir.
Schadenfreude
April 28th, 2010, 04:27 PM
MOVING THE **** ON!!!
Expect them to milk this one a bit more.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 28th, 2010, 04:42 PM
By lying to them. Mm, I see your point good sir.
Lying isn't polite or rude behavior.
fujyoshi
April 28th, 2010, 04:50 PM
oh all this tawk about being honest, hey guess wuut I can comb my leg hair :'D good thing its not tangled or I'd be in a world of hurt xD
Trefellin
April 28th, 2010, 05:07 PM
I don't like some of those shower heads that have different spray settings. Some of them are useless. Like the pathetic drizzle setting that doesn't do anything. Don't get me started on the jet. Who needs that? I don't use it, it stings. They only include it so women will buy it. I know you girls know what I'm talking about.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 28th, 2010, 05:08 PM
yeah what the hell is that drizel setting for anyway?
Trefellin
April 28th, 2010, 05:14 PM
yeah what the hell is that drizel setting for anyway?
It's for when you want to take a really long time to get wet and then leave the shower still covered in soap.
fujyoshi
April 28th, 2010, 05:21 PM
my brother got pajamas that look like scrubs o_o he just came in my room trying to play doctor -.-
Schadenfreude
April 28th, 2010, 05:23 PM
my brother got pajamas that look like scrubs o_o he just came in my room trying to play doctor -.-
Is he old enough to understand the implications of such a statement?
fujyoshi
April 28th, 2010, 05:25 PM
Is he old enough to understand the implications of such a statement?
/heh he was kidding around
Trefellin
April 28th, 2010, 05:37 PM
An excerpt from the love letters of James Joyce to Nora...
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being ****ed ****ways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I ****ed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest ****ing I ever gave you, darling. My ***** was stuck in you for hours, ****ing in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every **** I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger **** than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an **** full of farts that night, darling, and I ****ed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to **** a farting woman when every **** drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Ah, such a romantic.
fujyoshi
April 28th, 2010, 05:59 PM
ahh ya know these msn spambots are getting creative now.
TootsiePineappleuovijo@hotmail.com wants to add you to Windows Live Messenger
View invitation
View profile
“ heyyyyy
Jon
April 28th, 2010, 06:00 PM
One day, I will sprout wings and fly away in the sunset.
Old Ape Face
April 28th, 2010, 08:05 PM
One day, I will sprout wings and fly away in the sunset.
you will burn up in the sun though.
Jon
April 28th, 2010, 08:07 PM
you will burn up in the sun though.
Actually I believe I'd die in space well before I ever reached the sun.
Old Ape Face
April 28th, 2010, 08:11 PM
Actually I believe I'd die in space well before I ever reached the sun.
that's not what Icarus tolled me.
Woooh
April 29th, 2010, 12:18 AM
that's not what Icarus tolled me.
Clearly, you were ripped off.
ThePhillyFlash
April 29th, 2010, 12:58 AM
One day, I will sprout wings and fly away in the sunset.
Nahhh! You've never make it out of the upper atmosphere before you either run out of air and suffocate or freeze to death. FYI! :P
fujyoshi
April 29th, 2010, 04:48 AM
Actually I believe I'd die in space well before I ever reached the sun.
wow the first post you made about flying away lead me to believe you were depressed.
Spadesy
April 29th, 2010, 05:12 AM
Hm.
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129152138678151720.jpg
I wonder how much your average anime artist gets laid? We need a poll.
tenshi_a
April 29th, 2010, 05:17 AM
I wonder how much your average anime artist gets laid? We need a poll.
Well if they are like the artist in the video in this post (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showpost.php?p=6820058&postcount=1)...
... [calculates] ...
... [calculates] ...
... [calculates] ...
Hmm.
...averages don't normally go below zero, do they? :P
Spadesy
April 29th, 2010, 05:17 AM
LMAO one more.
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129157492031525193.jpg
fujyoshi
April 29th, 2010, 05:34 AM
Hm.
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129152138678151720.jpg
I wonder how much your average anime artist gets laid? We need a poll.
well they do start young don't they ;p
Well if they are like the artist in the video in this post (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showpost.php?p=6820058&postcount=1)...
... [calculates] ...
... [calculates] ...
... [calculates] ...
Hmm.
...averages don't normally go below zero, do they? :P
/heh oh crap :o
I wish my room was sound proof -_=
Caster13
April 29th, 2010, 05:51 AM
Hm.
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129152138678151720.jpg
I wonder how much your average anime artist gets laid? We need a poll.
It depends, do you mean only male anime artists?
LMAO one more.
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129157492031525193.jpg
:lol::lol: That's ****ing funny.
fujyoshi
April 29th, 2010, 06:19 AM
It depends, do you mean only male anime artists?
I guess female artists get alot 'a guys for drawing yaoi then if thats the case ;p
Caster13
April 29th, 2010, 06:47 AM
Well there are a fairly good amount of hot women anime fans out there.
A nerdy guy that's good looking (no homo) has much less of a chance of having sex than a female nerd that's good looking.
DavenIII
April 29th, 2010, 07:00 AM
ROFL at Kenpachi lying to impress the GF parents and getting caught lol.......
first off why Lie, your a young kid, they don't expect much from you anyhow, secondly how do you get caught telling a lie like that.
fujyoshi
April 29th, 2010, 07:11 AM
Well there are a fairly good amount of hot women anime fans out there.
A nerdy guy that's good looking (no homo) has much less of a chance of having sex than a female nerd that's good looking.
wow and I thought it was easier for a dopey looking guy to get a girl then it was for a dopey looking girl to get a guy.
Caster13
April 29th, 2010, 07:15 AM
I didn't get caught telling the lie, they believed it. It was quite well orchestrated. They're just stuck up douchebags. I want to nail each of them in the face a few times with brass knuckles and then make them get down on their knees and have them choke themselves.
fujyoshi
April 29th, 2010, 07:25 AM
I didn't get caught telling the lie, they believed it. It was quite well orchestrated. They're just stuck up douchebags. I want to nail each of them in the face a few times with brass knuckles and then make them get down on their knees and have them choke themselves.
auuahuahuahuahauhauhaua you do better to enlighten them ;p
DavenIII
April 29th, 2010, 07:31 AM
so is this the first time you met a GF's parents then?
anyhow how terrible of you to force your GF to lie to her parents because you didn't think you were good enough for their family, I can't imagine asking someone to do that.
Caster13
April 29th, 2010, 07:37 AM
Um, no, she told me what they were like, and I knew that it would look bad if she was dating a 22 year old unemployed ex warehouse worker with no college degree. She thought it was a good idea to lie, cause she knows that they think anybody that's not super high class isn't good enough for her. I didn't force her.
If I see them again I'm going to go on an insult rant in their faces. I need to figure out how to rant like a Marine though, that would have the best effect.
How do they come up with some of that stuff?
DavenIII
April 29th, 2010, 07:38 AM
I feel bad for her parents.
Caster13
April 29th, 2010, 07:48 AM
Well I had a college lined up two years ago but when the economy crashed my student loan got pulled by Bank of America a few weeks before I started classes. Apparently there was some sort of mix up with paperwork. Yeah right BULL****. And I still can't get a college loan.
Now I use Chase. Bank of America can go **** itself with a wine bottle.
Oh, and her parents don't live in Arizona, they just came to visit. Thank you Lord Almighty.
Schadenfreude
April 29th, 2010, 08:18 AM
Man, and my ex GF's father was all "be gentle *brofist*"
Caster13
April 29th, 2010, 08:21 AM
Man, and my ex GF's father was all "be gentle *brofist*"
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That is ****ing awesome. Were you gentle?
Schadenfreude
April 29th, 2010, 08:24 AM
She became the EX-GF before it got to that point, but her dad was definitely one of the coolest dudes I've ever met.
Caster13
April 29th, 2010, 08:26 AM
Damn, that sucks.
However you do have to wonder if he was into his daughter.
taily
April 29th, 2010, 09:01 AM
Oh Gordon, can you possibly put any more feet in your mouth?
Lmao he is such a moron, poor woman though.
Caster13
April 29th, 2010, 09:49 AM
taily, go back and read my posts again, I specifically said that I didn't force her to do anything and she thought it was a good idea. I didn't do anything bad to her.
The only reason I'd say poor woman is that she had to put up with those people growing up.
fujyoshi
April 29th, 2010, 09:54 AM
taily, go back and read my posts again, I specifically said that I didn't force her to do anything and she thought it was a good idea. I didn't do anything bad to her.
The only reason I'd say poor woman is that she had to put up with those people growing up.
meh thats rich people for ya I guess.
Caster13
April 29th, 2010, 09:56 AM
The crazy thing is that they're not even really rich.
DavenIII
April 29th, 2010, 09:57 AM
I'm sorry, no matter how I look at the situation, Kenpachi is the *******, not the parents.
taily
April 29th, 2010, 10:21 AM
taily, go back and read my posts again, I specifically said that I didn't force her to do anything and she thought it was a good idea. I didn't do anything bad to her.
The only reason I'd say poor woman is that she had to put up with those people growing up.
Wth? are you Gordon Brown in disguise or something?
Bernard_Monsha
April 29th, 2010, 10:25 AM
Wth? are you Gordon Brown in disguise or something?
Holy ****! Kenpachi is Gordon Brown! It all makes sense!
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2009/07/gordon-brown_1433385c.jpg
Caster13
April 29th, 2010, 10:41 AM
I'm sorry, no matter how I look at the situation, Kenpachi is the *******, not the parents.
......I give up.
taily
April 29th, 2010, 10:46 AM
Holy ****! Kenpachi is Gordon Brown! It all makes sense!
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2009/07/gordon-brown_1433385c.jpg
The pieces fit together!
Just to clarify, you were talking about Gordon Browns halerious blunder right?
taily
April 29th, 2010, 11:41 AM
I just did something stupid which got a friend in trouble, he refused to hit me so I bare-foot kicked my bedpost as hard as I can.
DavenIII
April 29th, 2010, 11:50 AM
I just did something stupid which got a friend in trouble, he refused to hit me so I bare-foot kicked my bedpost as hard as I can.
well as bad as that is, at least you didn't lie about what you do and your money situation etc etc to your GF's parents, that'd be worse.
Caster13
April 29th, 2010, 11:52 AM
well as bad as that is, at least you didn't lie about what you do and your money situation etc etc to your GF's parents, that'd be worse.
I still don't understand how that is a bad thing.
Solid_Snake
April 29th, 2010, 11:56 AM
well as bad as that is, at least you didn't lie about what you do and your money situation etc etc to your GF's parents, that'd be worse.
I lied about pretty much everything to my wife's parents. It's no big deal as long as you make it right sometime.
DavenIII
April 29th, 2010, 11:59 AM
I lied about pretty much everything to my wife's parents. It's no big deal as long as you make it right sometime.
stop supporting Kenpachi...I had him freaking out....bah enough trolling this thread for now.
Caster13
April 29th, 2010, 12:02 PM
Solid-Snake agreed with me? That's definitely a first. :huh:
I'm just saying.
Schadenfreude
April 29th, 2010, 12:44 PM
Anyone got any tips on the fine art of being a hobo? Our house just got foreclosed.
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