Whinnying Ploff-Tompic Bronies, Let's Party! Thread

[Caster13]

So, who showed up at this? Fess up!

http://gawker.com/5874047/here-are-some-my-little-pony-fanatics-we-meet-at-bronycon/gallery/1

.....I have no words.

[Old Ape Face]

Holy crap I play a male Redguard. I dual wield scimitars and I only use the fire shout on frost trolls or to light the floor.

I used to indulge in light armor for fast stabbing but then I found the steed stone. Let's you wear heavy armor and move just as fast as someone with no armor, as it takes away your armor encumberence.

Greetings, brother! It's nice to know I'm not the only one who didn't buy into the Breton sword and board battlemage bs. Cuz everyone I talk to, wife included, plays that.

I've been Orcish, High Elf, even Kajita good times, bow is my best friend.

Lvl 70 Heavy Armor perk does the same thing.

[Bernard_Monsha]

*sees pictures on google*

what!!
How so?


Take your pick. (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=i+dream+of+genie+ma ster&oq=i+dream+of+genie+master&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=35l5733l0l5845l22l21l0l11l11l0l21 8l1605l2.5.3l10l0)

[Old Ape Face]

Debated on making a thread for this... but we'll just keep it here unless the mods want to move it.

Happy 65th birthday to David Bowie... the only man who can pull off tight spandex pants.

http://www.animenation.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=396&pictureid=3745

But but but Freddie Mercury :crybaby:

Take your pick. (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=i+dream+of+genie+ma ster&oq=i+dream+of+genie+master&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=35l5733l0l5845l22l21l0l11l11l0l21 8l1605l2.5.3l10l0)

ThePhillyFlash is Taleen's master, and she is effectively Egyptian so this make a lot of sense.

[Taleen]

Take your pick. (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=i+dream+of+genie+ma ster&oq=i+dream+of+genie+master&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=35l5733l0l5845l22l21l0l11l11l0l21 8l1605l2.5.3l10l0)

Well :rolleyes:,i'm not blonde :P

Edit: OAF,you forgot that Master was in the Navy too which give more sense :D

[Bernard_Monsha]

Edit: OAF,you forgot that Master was in the Navy too which give more sense :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

[old hat]

I am blocked from youtube but that's In the Navy by the Village People isn't it?

[ThePhillyFlash]

I am blocked from youtube but that's In the Navy by the Village People isn't it?

Yep! Back in the late 70's, that song made for one heck of a recruiting tool! Imagine the shock of Navy officials when they found out the boys were gay! :lol:

Whoa! The Thin White Duke is 65? I wonder if he's a member of AARP? :P

[Nutmeg]

Classes start back up today...

[old hat]

Yep! Back in the late 70's, that song made for one heck of a recruiting tool! Imagine the shock of Navy officials when they found out the boys were gay! :lol:


How could you possibly
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000047QG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
not know? How?

[l0k1]

They've become sentient.

END OF ****ING DAYS PEOPLE.

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1672371_700b.jpg

[Prismutiny]

No love for Imperial duel wielding swords/Magic user?

(And where can I find that steed stone?)

Imperials are ok but Redguards are better fighters. And magic is for pussies.

Steed stone is at the very top of the map. Just northwest of the statue to meridia.

[Arnold]

How could you possibly
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000047QG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
not know? How?

Apparently at least the biker (of all people) and the cop were straight:

http://carlygoogles.blogspot.com/2009/06/which-of-village-people-were-gay.html

[taily]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/393435_212357358852187_162594613828462_4 53810_1752510916_n.jpg

This made me chuckle :lol:

[Nutmeg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
Dammit Bernard.... I've had that song stuck in my head all freaking day. :lol:

[Trefellin]

They've become sentient.

END OF ****ING DAYS PEOPLE.


That's a bonobo. Basically, a bonobo is what a chimp would be if it was an effete liberal. Which the bonobo can afford to be since they live sheltered south of the river Congo.

My proposal is that we build a bridge across the Congo so that the chimpanzees can cross into the south and destroy the bonobo menace. Play the primate threat against itself you see.


See, this is how white men do things. We get **** done.

[Caster13]

This made me chuckle :lol:

I've gone one better than that.

http://i774.photobucket.com/albums/yy21/shiftster/Occupy-Corporations.jpg

[Old Ape Face]

^Oh dear god that old Grand Theft Auto 3 skit, Citizens Raging Against Phones (C.R.A.P).

Imperials are ok but Redguards are better fighters. And magic is for pussies.

Steed stone is at the very top of the map. Just northwest of the statue to meridia.

You don't need that stone if you have lvl 70 Heavy armor, then you can save that spot for the thieving stone, and build up your sneak pickpocket and Lock picking skills before you run out of perks to use.

Also Magic is hard to use, if you're Gibb that is.

[Prismutiny]

The Dragonborn does not sneak, Yuki.

[Old Ape Face]

Oh but I like to kill my targets in a bit of mystery, I like to get behind them and STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB and then STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB!!!

[Prismutiny]

Oh but I like to kill my targets in a bit of mystery, I like to get behind them and STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB and then STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB!!!

Sneaking? Pickpocketing?

No sir. If someone has an item I desire I will cut him down in the street. If a dungeon needs infiltrating then the doors shall explode from the hinges AND I SHALL STORM FORTH, A CRIMSON STREAK OF SINGING BLADES LAYING WASTE TO ALL IN MY PATH, REDUCING WHOLE ARMIES TO LOATHSOME PILES OF FILTH IN MY WAKE FOR I AM THE DRAGONBORN!!!

And then a light dinner.

[Old Ape Face]

Sneaking? Pickpocketing?

No sir. If someone has an item I desire I will cut him down in the street. If a dungeon needs infiltrating then the doors shall explode from the hinges AND I SHALL STORM FORTH, A CRIMSON STREAK OF SINGING BLADES LAYING WASTE TO ALL IN MY PATH, REDUCING WHOLE ARMIES TO LOATHSOME PILES OF FILTH IN MY WAKE FOR I AM THE DRAGONBORN!!!

And then a light dinner.

And then kill any guards that get in your way?

[Prismutiny]

And then kill any guards that get in your way?

Goes without sayin broski.

[Arnold]

I've gone one better than that.

http://i774.photobucket.com/albums/yy21/shiftster/Occupy-Corporations.jpg

Fail. Their problem is less with corporations in general and more with the banks and Wall Street.

[Bernard_Monsha]

You don't need that if you have lvl 70 Pink Hippo with a wider mouth


The Pink Hippo does not sneak, Yuki.

Oh but I like to eat my marbles in a bit of mystery, I like to get behind them grab the tail and PULL PULL PULL PULLPULLand then PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH!!!

Sneaking? Pushing?

No sir. If someone has marbles I desire I will press down the tail with one my upgraded one finger technique

And then eat all the marbles

Goes without sayin broski.


http://www.retro.net/keywords/hungry_hungry_hippos/hungry_hungry_hippos_21.jpg

[ladyshiro]

^ hahaha that is funny.
I have one of those somewhere.

[ThePhillyFlash]

I've gone one better than that.

http://i774.photobucket.com/albums/yy21/shiftster/Occupy-Corporations.jpg

HA! That was funny! :lol:

[Old Ape Face]

I think Bernard wants that game for Christmas next year, someone didn't put out for him and needs gratification.

[Prismutiny]

http://www.retro.net/keywords/hungry_hungry_hippos/hungry_hungry_hippos_21.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Gibb]

I just got invited to a birthday party and the description said this:

No presence necessarily, I just want your company is all

Yes I LOL'd.

[Trefellin]

I just got invited to a birthday party and the description said this:



Yes I LOL'd.

If someone had a birthday party and told me that my presence wasn't welcome I would most certainly not sign over my company to their ownership. I built it up from the ground and won't give it away to someone who doesn't want me around.

[SapperSix]

Bachman and Cain are out of the race, and they still managed to receive votes in the New Hampshire Primary.

[Taleen]

The best way to iron your clothes

http://www.abjdeat.com/vb/imgcache_z/2011/11/8af00ce05b6f01b3f4044069b2d376df.jpg

is while you are wearing them :lol:

[Arnold]

^ Can't tell if that's photoshop or an optical illusion.

[ThePhillyFlash]

The best way to iron your clothes

http://www.abjdeat.com/vb/imgcache_z/2011/11/8af00ce05b6f01b3f4044069b2d376df.jpg

is while you are wearing them :lol:

Meh! I'm lousy with an iron. Chances are excellent I'd burn myself if I tried that. :P

[Nutmeg]

Don't most labels say "Do not iron while wearing"?

[sumwhatkrazy]

Wouldn't you like to be sensei?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIbHH1SXjko&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresu lts%3Fsearch_query%3Dschool%2Bgirl%26oq% 3Dschool%2Bgirl%26aq%3Df%26aqi%3D%26aql% 3D%26gs_sm%3De%26gs_upl%3D958l3242l0l505 1l11l11l0l2l0l0l286l1949l1.3.5l9l0&ytsession=xiYOTQnb1O6qo2RIT5q3iccu6NVzRU Q3dfJIFZ5fJe-XEA42rcLEaylk0QiiI8pX7RbDfTVHQ7s-pwGall5-bgcsFZ_cSzYDBeT4kaNmp6DWJYGFBlZaKt8W1xM4 X4wUc7w4NDCjeipR7QvFShIhby82839g4LkAWASy 0Yo3hTssINn96y_Kfub28mcxWMFeVgpMM8GzCl-cuqFg3e21lj5iRSBawo6nWMGV1J58oF-LbsAv5K5Q4cFiZ7as0TT6O9eHPc0z4-UWvKN1JwMQmppAMi3irkCtwTvRhxyi7tU&has_verified=1

[Old Ape Face]

So best news I've heard all year, they threw out the case, my insurance wont go up, and it's as if I wasn't even at the check point.

As long as I don't do anything stupid again I wont have to worry about anything else.

Best part, is I'm part of that .1% in my state that ever get out of these cases as if nothing happened.

[Prismutiny]

I have like 1000 Miko boners for you, AN

[Old Ape Face]

Bah, mine are over 9000 for myself of course.

[Spadesy]

At the risk of camwhoring, here is a camwhore.

I'm to the right, and on the left is my hetero life partner.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/1849/imagevbk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/46/imagevbk.jpg/)

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[Caster13]

Nice suit there Spadesy.

[Bernard_Monsha]

At the risk of camwhoring, here is a camwhore.

I'm to the right, and on the left is my hetero life partner.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/46/imagevbk.jpg/

Boy your wife really let herself go Dusty.

[Spadesy]

My other hetero life partner. You can't have the Jay without the Silent Bob!

[Arnold]

At the risk of camwhoring, here is a camwhore.

I'm to the right, and on the left is my hetero life partner.

Maybe it's just the suit, but you're a bit slimmer than I imagined you were.

[ThePhillyFlash]

At the risk of camwhoring, here is a camwhore.

I'm to the right, and on the left is my hetero life partner.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/1849/imagevbk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/46/imagevbk.jpg/)

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The two of you should've been eating bacon in that pic!

[Nutmeg]

At the risk of camwhoring, here is a camwhore.

I'm to the right, and on the left is my hetero life partner.

I would have said you were the one on the left... regardless, nice pic.

[Old Ape Face]

http://lolvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/and-in-this-figure....png

Pretty Much...

[A Dead Spy]

At the risk of camwhoring, here is a camwhore.

I'm to the right, and on the left is my hetero life partner.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/1849/imagevbk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/46/imagevbk.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

I am so stealing that hat.

[Trefellin]

What do you do when you buy something and they ask for your info? I just say no. Does anyone give out their information when they buy stuff?

[Old Ape Face]

What do you do when you buy something and they ask for your info? I just say no. Does anyone give out their information when they buy stuff?

Besides the occasional ID at the package store or bar or if I'm buying a new car, or a house?

Other than that no.

[Sharp-kun]

What do you do when you buy something and they ask for your info? I just say no. Does anyone give out their information when they buy stuff?
Only if its necessary or stuff I don't care about.

[Trefellin]

I bought a gift card today. They asked for my e-mail. I said no, clerk gave me my receipt and I went home. That's what I'm talking about. They don't need it. What good could a corporation possibly do with my e-mail?

[Bernard_Monsha]

Our old mutt is on his last legs, we are going to have to call the vet tomorrow to put him down.

[Holy Knight]

Our old mutt is on his last legs, we are going to have to call the vet tomorrow to put him down.

We had to put down our own 15 year-old cat two weeks ago.

It's always sad to let go of pets you grew up with. :(

[Prismutiny]

So waifu is epileptic right? Well brain doctor says she wants to force waifu into a monitored seizure to see what happens.

Stayin up 24 hours to see if my wife swallows her tongue before we can get to the breakfast buffet at the hotel is exactly how I wanted to spend this weekend ya'll.

Nailed it.

PS: I was sifting through Miko's Infractions of Plenty, and I found this.

http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?p=6584645#post6584645

Boy were you guys mad. :lol:

[ladyshiro]

hope it turns out alright for you guys miko.

[Prismutiny]

hope it turns out alright for you guys miko.

Eh, I was worried at first, but it's really not a big deal.

If she has a fit before we get to her appointment, I roll her on her side, she gags for a while, comes back to life, we move on.

[Arnold]

PS: I was sifting through Miko's Infractions of Plenty, and I found this.

http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?p=6584645#post6584645

Boy were you guys mad. :lol:

You know you're special when they make up a new bannable offense just to ban you.:lol:

[Bernard_Monsha]

You know the economy is bad when Twinkie the Kid, Captain Cupcake, Fruit Pie Magician, and king Ding Dong are going to get pink slips. (http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/hostess-brands-files-bankruptcy-protection-15337587#.Tw_gH2GYEu4) But remember we are in a jobless recovery!

[Prismutiny]

You know the economy is bad when Twinkie the Kid, Captain Cupcake, Fruit Pie Magician, and king Ding Dong are going to get pink slips. (http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/hostess-brands-files-bankruptcy-protection-15337587#.Tw_gH2GYEu4) But remember we are in a jobless recovery!

Oh snap. Next we'll lose the cereal moguls.

Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, that frog thing from Smacks.

Count Chocula will be fine though. We all know he pimps on the side.

[ladyshiro]

Yeah but it must be scary for her though.

[Prismutiny]

Yeah but it must be scary for her though.

Not really. She's gets to be unconscious for her epileptic fits. I'm the one who has to do everything.

Women. Amirite, men?

[ladyshiro]

Haha she carrying mini Miko so your not doing everything.

I guess I just thought it would be a little more scary for her now that she going to have a baby.

[Prismutiny]

Haha she carrying mini Miko so your not doing everything.

I guess I just thought it would be a little more scary for her now that she going to have a baby.

Yeah there's that. I had to force myself to stop caring.

It wasn't easy but I dont have time to be upset when she's prone to fits like this.

[ladyshiro]

Still hope everything goes okay for you and both she and the baby are okay.
^_^ you are a friend I always hope for the best for my friends.

[ThePhillyFlash]

You know the economy is bad when Twinkie the Kid, Captain Cupcake, Fruit Pie Magician, and king Ding Dong are going to get pink slips. (http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/hostess-brands-files-bankruptcy-protection-15337587#.Tw_gH2GYEu4) But remember we are in a jobless recovery!

Awful, ain't it! I'm glad that people who make bacon will NEVER go out of business!

[Bernard_Monsha]

Count Chocula will be fine though. We all know he pimps on the side.

He already has too since they made him a part timer.

Awful, ain't it! I'm glad that people who make bacon will NEVER go out of business!

We could have a militant vegan world dictatorship.

[Prismutiny]

Damn coffee really shreds me up inside. x.x

EDIT: There's a Zumba informercial on. So its....rave dancing for middle aged housewives? O.o

[Old Ape Face]

EDIT: There's a Zumba informercial on. So its....rave dancing for middle aged housewives? O.o

So all you do is Dubstep?

Isn't that basically just standing in the middle of a room and acting like you've got epilepsy?

[Prismutiny]

Isn't that basically just standing in the middle of a room and acting like you've got epilepsy?

Idk let me ask my wife. HA. HA.

I'm going to hell...

[Nutmeg]

I bought a gift card today. They asked for my e-mail. I said no, clerk gave me my receipt and I went home. That's what I'm talking about. They don't need it. What good could a corporation possibly do with my e-mail?
They want your email so they can send you promotional emails and crap like that. I don't give them my email... Sometimes I say they already have it. :lol:
Damn coffee really shreds me up inside. x.x

EDIT: There's a Zumba informercial on. So its....rave dancing for middle aged housewives? O.o

I AM NOT A MIDDLE AGED HOUSEWIFE!!!

:P

[Prismutiny]

I just read a funny thing.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?

None.

[Arnold]

Well, finally got some good news here. Got my student loan approved.

[JoeStrummer]

I spent my grants on a motorbike. Be like me.

[willag]

So State Farm got back to me this week. The washer that broke down in '10 and soaked the carpets in about a third of the house? There's a settlement offer from Whirlpool of approx. $840 (instead of the $1,000 I asked for). I took it. Honestly, after this long I didn't think I'd even be getting an offer.

Suddenly, I've gotten some free money! Woohoo! Considering that I'm paying about $5,000 out of pocket this year for my graduate degree, this is quite nice.

I took a body fitness course yesterday, and I'm feeling it today!

[SapperSix]

The weather has changed sharply since yesterday. Yesterday was cloudy and rainy with the temperature hovering around the mid 40s. Today it's in the teens, very windy, and snowing(not very hard). Well, it's been snowing since around late afternoon yesterday.

[Nutmeg]

Furniture shopping sucks... It's all so expensive... *sigh*

[willag]

So, remind me, why did I shovel my driveway even though I'm sore from working out yesterday and have a perfectly good snowblower? Oh yeah, because I thought it'd be good exercise!

Well, "good exercise" THIS, you stupid brain! You are forbidden from bringing up "good ideas" for the rest of the weekend! Don't think I won't **** you up by getting skunk-a-bunk-*** drunk, you hunk-of-junk-lunk! TRY ME! TRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN.


...


... Dodgamnit, I can't fool you can I? *pouts* Not fair.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Furniture shopping sucks... It's all so expensive... *sigh*

Try Goodwill :lol:

[old hat]

Without Hostess Fruit Pies, the http://tomheroes.com/Comic%20Ads/hostess%20ads/hostess_ads.htm]world is doomed.

[ThePhillyFlash]

The weather has changed sharply since yesterday. Yesterday was cloudy and rainy with the temperature hovering around the mid 40s. Today it's in the teens, very windy, and snowing(not very hard). Well, it's been snowing since around late afternoon yesterday.

Keep that ugly white stuff right where it's at, friend! I don't want it anywhere near me! Meanwhile, in my neck of the woods, after some morning rain on Friday, temps dropped like a rock throughout the day, won't see the high side of 32 today and tomorrow. BBRRRRRRR! Methinks I'll just stay inside and watch sports and anime all weekend!

[Nutmeg]

Try Goodwill :lol:

:lol: I'm gonna pass on that. Mr. Nutmeg is looking at Costco.

And we're expecting an inch of snow today. Bluh.

[SapperSix]

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9976/cruise1p.jpg

Damn that must've been scary as hell.

[Old Ape Face]

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9976/cruise1p.jpg

Damn that must've been scary as hell.

Why does this look shopped to me? I mean there is a perfectly straight line where the ship meets the water, and not a wave from it. Plus the dude on the beach is like, LOL Ship Lol.

[SapperSix]

Why does this look shopped to me? I mean there is a perfectly straight line where the ship meets the water, and not a wave from it. Plus the dude on the beach is like, LOL Ship Lol.

Well, it isn't shopped, and it actually happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYwLQDwqDCI

[Bernard_Monsha]

:lol: I'm gonna pass on that. Mr. Nutmeg is looking at Costco.

And we're expecting an inch of snow today. Bluh.



You will find better stuff at Goodwill. I still have a pineapple print sofa I purchased from them in 1995 for 25 dollars. Probably the most durable comfiest piece of furniture i have.


http://www.pbase.com/image/140910814.jpg

[Trefellin]

http://www.pbase.com/image/140910814.jpg

It's perfectly good. Just turn the cushion over and the piss and semen is gone.

[Sora N]

I’ve been wondering what does “Mu” mean on the title of this thread?

[A Dead Spy]

I’ve been wondering what does “Mu” mean on the title of this thread?

It's a (literal) blue-blooded humanoid race from the anime RahXephon, said to have first appeared at the end of the Mayan Long Count calendar. To say anything more about them would be spoiling it, however, so you should watch it.

[willag]

Just had shabu-shabu for the first time. OMNOMNOM.

[Nutmeg]

BRING ON THE BACON!!!

I <3 Baconocalypse.

[Trefellin]

I heard a song by Charlotte Gainsbourg that I really liked so I bought one of her albums.


Apparently she did an album with her father when she was thirteen.

Creepiest song I've ever heard ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnKt84AdUHA)

My God. :blink:


Ugh...

And I have a terrible compulsion to face things that horrify me. I must stare into the abyss! There's no way I can not listen to that song ten more times.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Just had shabu-shabu for the first time. OMNOMNOM.

Nasty Japanese knockoff. You need a good Szechuan hot pot swimming with peppers or Hakka version with meatballs. If you want really awesome try the Italian version called Bagna càuda :drool:

[Arnold]

Just had shabu-shabu for the first time. OMNOMNOM.

The only way to have shabu-shabu is Korean style with extra garlic and chili powder. Yum.

Then afterwards add ramen noodles to the broth afterward. Double yum.

[old hat]

Mu is also a legendary lost continent that supposedly once existed in the Atlantic..or the ocean somewhere at any rate...and sank dispersing refuges to start all the ancient civilizations. Much like the lost city of Atlantis, it is entirely made up and never existed but people still talk about it today.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Well, it isn't shopped, and it actually happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYwLQDwqDCI

Sapper's right. Been hearing reports about that on the local all-news radio station here. Hard to believe only three people have been confirmed dead. So far. The Italian government might as well sink the damn thing and turn it into an artificial reef after they finish searching for survivors and/or bodies. No way anybody will be able to right that tub.

[ThePhillyFlash]

BRING ON THE BACON!!!

I <3 Baconocalypse.

You are an extremely wise woman! ^_^

[Sora N]

It's a (literal) blue-blooded humanoid race from the anime RahXephon, said to have first appeared at the end of the Mayan Long Count calendar. To say anything more about them would be spoiling it, however, so you should watch it.

Ahh. I see. I never had any interest in that series, so I think I will pass. However, thanks for explaining it to me. ^_^

Mu is also a legendary lost continent that supposedly once existed in the Atlantic..or the ocean somewhere at any rate...and sank dispersing refuges to start all the ancient civilizations. Much like the lost city of Atlantis, it is entirely made up and never existed but people still talk about it today.

Interesting...

[ThePhillyFlash]

SORA!! :w00t:

Don't forget to eat some bacon today! :D

[old hat]

Interesting...

The original idea of Mu was also associated with the Mayans. I'm not making this up! This was a real thing people believed like the old hollow Earth theories. Seriously. Don't look at me like that. :'(

[ThePhillyFlash]

Well, what I want to know is if the Mayans ate bacon!

[old hat]

Ancient Mayans didn't since pigs are an Old World animal introduced into the Americas by Europeans long after the collapse of Mayan civiilzation. Mayans living now? I don't know...mebbe they eat bacon.

There are still Mayans living there you know. They didn't just vanish.

[A Dead Spy]

And now I just found out the job I interviewed for isn't being filled after all. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Old Ape Face]

And now I just found out the job I interviewed for isn't being filled after all. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Wonders if ADS ran into something like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP0sqRMzkwo)

[Nutmeg]

I'll be having bacon and pancakes for breakfast this morning...

Does anyone else find it weird that it's been "42 days" for the past week or so?

[Old Ape Face]

I'll be having bacon and pancakes for breakfast this morning...

Does anyone else find it weird that it's been "42 days" for the past week or so?

I've noticed, but I figured the mods were tired of keeping that 365 day change every single day.

At least I know I'm not the only one tired of things.

[Prismutiny]

Someone should mail me some glow in the dark things. D:

Not the snap and glow things I'm talkin like absorb light and glow in the dark.

[SapperSix]

I'll buy you some white t-shirts and a black light.

[Prismutiny]

I'll buy you some white t-shirts and a black light.

Ha.

Actually i decided the other day if I was a girl I would wear full rave gear at all times no matter what.

Glow skirts are awesome. Srsly

[A Dead Spy]

SNOW. SNOW EVERYWHERE.

*grabs flamethrower*

SDAFHSFTUTSRYUAERUYRSZTSRTISRYZTSZSY

[Trefellin]

Ha.

Actually i decided the other day if I was a girl I would wear full rave gear at all times no matter what.

If I was girl I would dig out my uterus with a spoon because screw that.

[A Dead Spy]

No point explaining what I'd wear as a girl. Most of you either already know or somehow believe me to be an actual girl anyway.

[Taleen]

I found that funny :lol:

http://dsclick.infospace.com/ClickHandler.ashx?ru=http%3a%2f%2f28.med ia.tumblr.com%2ftumblr_le5hubHrtO1qezx5m o1_500.png&ld=20120116&ap=20&app=1&c=babylon2.hp.row&s=babylon2&coi=372380&cop=main-title&ep=20&euip=41.34.1.69&npp=20&p=0&pp=0&pvaid=551ec7cd008042b7b3f6b354d0f420af&hash=3C2A38B362E0B49D388D53C70BC3911E

[Old Ape Face]

No point explaining what I'd wear as a girl. Most of you either already know or somehow believe me to be an actual girl anyway.

You would dress up in a tuxedo and be all gentlemen like.

Yeah I did just cross dress your female self.

If I was girl... No just no, I don't even care anymore.

[Arnold]

I'd be a hideous girl. I'm way too lazy to keep up with the maintenance required to look good.

[Old Ape Face]

Meh, maybe I'd be a trashy tom boy. Ware short cut of denim shorts, and some obscured design on a tight tank top and baseball cap. Oh yeah and got to have the stockings that go all the way to my butt, with some funky geometric pattern in neon colors.

Yeah I like a chick who's style is more artistic than usual

[Shiroiyuki]

I crossdress all the time, but then again, it's easier for us girls. Wearing pants is crossdressing.:lol: :lol:

I make a mean Willy Wonka, Jack Sparrow, and D (if I ever get around to buying the leather I'd make the outfit complete :shifty:), since we both have that long dark wavy hair and pale skin.

I was even willing to be a Frankenfurter at one point there :lol:.

[old hat]

There are several glow in the dark shirts available here but they are all in children's sizes now. I haven't seen one in an adult size since I got the one with the glow in the dark moon phases on it.

I'll buy you some white t-shirts and a black light.

Better yet, black t-shirts, a black light and a case of dandruff. Instant glowy sparkles all over your shirt.

[Taleen]

Self adjust to market? i mean...self adjust to market..who tagged that on my thread? :P

[ThePhillyFlash]

*wanders in thread*

*reads all the latest lunacy*

*scratches head in confusion*

*wanders back out*

[Nutmeg]

I'd be a hideous girl. I'm way too lazy to keep up with the maintenance required to look good.

I am a girl and I don't spend hours in the bathroom primping. Since my hair is short, I can usually blow dry it in 5 mins (assuming it all lays right). Occasionally I'll use the flatiron on it (again 5 mins max).

Makeup is Undereye concealer, eyeshadow, and mascara. Lipstick if I remember. Total application time 2 mins.

So no more than 12 minutes for hair and makeup... I take longer showers than that. :P

[ThePhillyFlash]

NUTMEG!! :w00t:

Well, I suspect I'd make for a mondo hideous girl too! :P

[old hat]

I am a girl and I don't spend hours in the bathroom primping.

Yeah but you're married.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Say, why "deep thought"? That sounds like too much work for me! What's wrong with "shallow thought"?

[Nutmeg]

NUTMEG!! :w00t:

Well, I suspect I'd make for a mondo hideous girl too! :P
PHILLY!! :w00t:
Yeah but you're married.
Yeah but I was the same way before I was married. I have never worn a lot of makeup.

[old hat]

It's shallow.

Eastwood can make that kind of ******** dialogue sound good.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Yeah but I was the same way before I was married. I have never worn a lot of makeup.

Well, I suspect that because you possess Eternal Gooberness, your natural beauty shines through like the sun, thus, no need for cosmetics. ^_^

[Nutmeg]

Yeah... that's it. Has nothing to do with me being lazy. :P

[old hat]

Don't want to cover up your natural beauty.

Yeah, that sounds good. I'll go with that.

[Nutmeg]

I have good skin... so there's nothing really to "cover up"... so why bother?

[Arnold]

I am a girl and I don't spend hours in the bathroom primping. Since my hair is short, I can usually blow dry it in 5 mins (assuming it all lays right). Occasionally I'll use the flatiron on it (again 5 mins max).

Makeup is Undereye concealer, eyeshadow, and mascara. Lipstick if I remember. Total application time 2 mins.

So no more than 12 minutes for hair and makeup... I take longer showers than that. :P

That is WAY too much work for me, my friend. :D

[willag]

Normal morning routine: shower, blowdry hair while brushing teeth, facial lotion, deodorant, get dressed, feed cat, grab breakfast, and out the door in 30 minutes. I only wear makeup when I've got a popped pimple that I need to cover up.

[Nutmeg]

Went and gave blood this morning... followed that up with a free 15 minute massage. I love Wellness month at Curves. :D

Afterwards treated myself to a Sweet Tea from Chick-fil-A (best sweet tea ever!!) and did grocery shopping.

[willag]

So I watched the official "I'm Sexy and I Know It" video with my parents and my sister this weekend.

...

...

Hm.

My sister complains there is no scrub brush in the entire world that could help her forget that.

[JoeStrummer]

The girls in clubs around here, or even where I work, flex everytime he say's "I work out" in that song while they're dancing. It annoys me.

Also, I didn't bother going to class because it's -37 C and I can't find my toque.

[goddessofanime]

I am a girl and I don't spend hours in the bathroom primping. Since my hair is short, I can usually blow dry it in 5 mins (assuming it all lays right). Occasionally I'll use the flatiron on it (again 5 mins max).

Makeup is Undereye concealer, eyeshadow, and mascara. Lipstick if I remember. Total application time 2 mins.

So no more than 12 minutes for hair and makeup... I take longer showers than that. :P

I'm the same way. I usually do like to wear some kind of lipstick though

[ladyshiro]

I am a girl and I don't spend hours in the bathroom primping. Since my hair is short, I can usually blow dry it in 5 mins (assuming it all lays right). Occasionally I'll use the flatiron on it (again 5 mins max).

Makeup is Undereye concealer, eyeshadow, and mascara. Lipstick if I remember. Total application time 2 mins.

So no more than 12 minutes for hair and makeup... I take longer showers than that. :P

I am the same way but I wear no make up. Don't need to plus makeup makes me break out.

I spend maybe 10-15 min tops in the bathroom. Get dressed, I brush my teeth, comb and put gel in my hair to get it to lay right and out the door I go.

[Sora N]

SNOW. SNOW EVERYWHERE.

*grabs flamethrower*

SDAFHSFTUTSRYUAERUYRSZTSRTISRYZTSZSY

I know how you feel! <_<

And it's flipping snowing now! I ****ing HATE snow!

[Prismutiny]

Normal morning routine: shower, blowdry hair while brushing teeth, facial lotion, deodorant, get dressed, feed cat, grab breakfast, and out the door in 30 minutes. I only wear makeup when I've got a popped pimple that I need to cover up.

Morning routine. Try to get morning sex from wife. Fail. Roll out of bed. Put pants on. Get in the car and go.

[willag]

Morning routine. Try to get morning sex from wife. Fail. Roll out of bed. Put pants on. Get in the car and go.
You sleep with your shirt and shoes on? You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. I shall have to copy your technique from now on. I'll even buy one of those mail-order brides, and if that fails then get a blow-up doll.

I'd marry my hands, but they're such players that I can't trust 'em to stay true and loyal. Just the other day at the grocery store they were groping the bananas to check for firmness and then fondling the melons to check for lumps. They play both sides of court, which only widens my field of competition. There's no way I could compare, so I broke up with 'em to prevent the heartache. :(

Unfaithful bastards.

YOU'RE UGLY AND FAT AND A LOSER AND YOU COULDN'T FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF THE BOTTOM OF A BARREL YOU ALWAYS FIND YOURSELF IN YOU FAT*** FREAK OF UGLY FAT*** PIGS.

Oh God, they're betraying me even now.

PREPARE FOR TROUBLE ugly
AND MAKE IT DOUBLE fat***
:devil:

[Take All My Money]

blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah TROUBLE
blahblahblahblahblahblahblah MAKE IT DOUBLE
DON'T WORRY
BE HAPPY

/counteranticaps

[Prismutiny]

You sleep with your shirt and shoes on? You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. I shall have to copy your technique from now on.

No I just drive shirtless and shoeless. AND I DON'T WEAR A BRA

[Arnold]

No I just drive shirtless and shoeless.

How do you get service in a restaurant then?

[Taleen]

I HAVE A BLACK CAT..gave him the name Train :3...sadly he hates to stay home..he just visit and go :P

[Trefellin]

I'm the same way. I usually do like to wear some kind of lipstick though

Me too.


I just watched an autopsy on youtube. I want to do an autopsy now. Pretend I know what I'm doing. I think I could bluff my way through an autopsy.

[SapperSix]

Me too.


I just watched an autopsy on youtube. I want to do an autopsy now. Pretend I know what I'm doing. I think I could bluff my way through an autopsy.

Make sure you get a good ruler and/or a tape measure before you get started on your quest.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Me too.


I just watched an autopsy on youtube. I want to do an autopsy now. Pretend I know what I'm doing. I think I could bluff my way through an autopsy.

In college for my anatomy course we had to put in 6 hours at the coroners office. Mostly sweeping up stuff but the corner called me and another guy in as they were about to do an autopsy. When they laid the body down it moaned, I jumped up on the other table and the guy I was with ran out and did not come back.

[Holy Knight]

Welp, the house I grew up in has been sold as of today for a nice sum. It only took two days for buyers to rush in and gobble it up, so I'm kind of letdown we didn't get a higher price, haha.

Anyway, kind of sad to see it go. It's been harder to part with than I thought. :'(

[Bernard_Monsha]

I am a horrible wretched person for laughing at Jared Milton's youtube videos.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Afterwards treated myself to a Sweet Tea from Chick-fil-A (best sweet tea ever!!) and did grocery shopping.

Have you had their chicken salad sammiches? Mmmm! Mondo yummy! ^_^

[Nutmeg]

Have you had their chicken salad sammiches? Mmmm! Mondo yummy! ^_^
Nope. I always get the original Chicken Sandwich. :drool:

Which reminds me... why do I keep spending cash at Chick-Fil-A when I have a gift card to there?

[Nutmeg]

Just had tornado warnings...in Louisville...in January. WTH mother nature?

[A Dead Spy]

Nutmeg, I'd take a thousand tornadoes any day over 2 ****ing feet of snow, which is what the Weather Channel's predicting for us tomorrow.

[Arnold]

...Anyone else in the mood for bacon curry?

[Holy Knight]

I'll have two sautée'd Tim Curries, and your finest ale please.

[Nutmeg]

ADS you can keep your snow.

[willag]

I've heard that Ploff Market tends to have the finest cuts of Kevin Bacon around, but there appears to be a lot of varied opinions on how authentic his Tim Curry is. Could anyone here who's had some give me their opinion? I hate imitators.

[Bernard_Monsha]

I've heard that Ploff Market tends to have the finest cuts of Kevin Bacon around, but there appears to be a lot of varied opinions on how authentic his Tim Curry is. Could anyone here who's had some give me their opinion? I hate imitators.

Both are prepared by handsome, sweaty men named Tom with large mustaches and very hairy chest, shirtless wearing only Hawaiian print garter belt and panty hose on the hood of a Ferrari Dino which is the only way it should be prepared.

[willag]

Both are prepared by handsome, sweaty men named Tom with large mustaches and very hairy chest, shirtless wearing only Hawaiian print garter belt and panty hose on the hood of a Ferrari Dino which is the only way it should be prepared.
I had to shop in some pants since this is a family friendly site, but are you talking about this dude?

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3130/ploffmarketdude.jpg

He was in a commercial just the other day! Girls and trap!girls were licking some uncooked Kevin Bacon off his taut abs as he went on about princes, miracles, eternity, and the end of the world. Sinfully hot.

[Old Ape Face]

Posting in thread, writing about snow.

No one cares... end of story.

[Bernard_Monsha]

I had to shop in some pants since this is a family friendly site, but are you talking about this dude?

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3130/ploffmarketdude.jpg

He was in a commercial just the other day! Girls and trap!girls were licking some uncooked Kevin Bacon off his taut abs as he went on about princes, miracles, eternity, and the end of the world. Sinfully hot.

The cooking staff looks exactly like this

http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/magnum-pi_news.jpg

[Prismutiny]

This thread is 20% sexier.

[Old Ape Face]

40% Sexier with you Miko.

[JoeStrummer]

Got new tattoo's today, life's good.

[Nutmeg]

Got new tattoo's today, life's good.
Whatcha get?

[JoeStrummer]

http://www.ianfleming.com/assets_cm/files/Image/live_let_die_CE.jpg

That, but without Ian Flemming's name, and I got her afro finished. It's all apart of other tattoo's on my arm

[Nutmeg]

Nice pic. Tat sounds cool.

[SapperSix]

Nutmeg, I'd take a thousand tornadoes any day over 2 ****ing feet of snow, which is what the Weather Channel's predicting for us tomorrow.

No, you don't. A tornado can do a lot of damage in a short amount of time. And try going through a tornado warning at night, or very heavy rainfall.

[Dokuro-Chan]

Just a joke to lighten up the mood :p

Q:How are women and tornadoes alike?
A:They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

[Old Ape Face]

Cool story bro, needs more Bacon

[Dokuro-Chan]

Cool story bro, needs more Bacon

More bacon? :) I appreciate fellow bacon lovers.

http://images.wikia.com/bacon/images/5/5f/Crispy_bacon_1-1-.jpg

[Bernard_Monsha]

No, you don't. A tornado can do a lot of damage in a short amount of time. And try going through a tornado warning at night, or very heavy rainfall.

I will take your snowados and trade you a hurricane.

[A Dead Spy]

I had to shop in some pants since this is a family friendly site, but are you talking about this dude?

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3130/ploffmarketdude.jpg

He was in a commercial just the other day! Girls and trap!girls were licking some uncooked Kevin Bacon off his taut abs as he went on about princes, miracles, eternity, and the end of the world. Sinfully hot.

Ah yes, Akio Ohtori. The proto-Aizen. The evil Michael Jackson of anime. The manipulative sick **** who is the envy of all other manipulative sick ****s. The man who has acquired every single STD in the book, only to successfully seduce said STDs and make them all his *****.

Yeah, I dare say he's the master of making excellent crispy Kevin Bacon.

[Dokuro-Chan]

@A Dead Spy are you censoring the curse words or does the forum automatically do it?

[Arnold]

@A Dead Spy are you censoring the curse words or does the forum automatically do it?

It's automatic. Try it for yourself.

[Dokuro-Chan]

It's automatic. Try it for yourself.

What the **** the forum censor words?!

I see ^_^

[Prismutiny]

No, you don't. A tornado can do a lot of damage in a short amount of time. And try going through a tornado warning at night, or very heavy rainfall.

There's no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

[Dokuro-Chan]

There's no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/chuck-norris-sucks-blood-chuck-norris-demotivational-poster-1274674128.jpg

[Prismutiny]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/chuck-norris-sucks-blood-chuck-norris-demotivational-poster-1274674128.jpg

I will bite your face

[Dokuro-Chan]

I will bite your face

According to you're avatar there is a mask over it :P so...

[Prismutiny]

Yeah court order. I bit too many faces, sistah.

[Old Ape Face]

There's no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wrZvH3sU-rs/TjUHeOb-cMI/AAAAAAAAADc/Hl6qAV8u-2k/s1600/falacies%2Bdawg.jpg

[goddessofanime]

My nose is stuffed up worse than a potato

[Dokuro-Chan]

My nose is stuffed up worse than a potato

feel better ^_^

[Soluzar]

...Anyone else in the mood for bacon curry?
I've never had a bacon curry... O_o

I sort of want to try this. I know it can't possibly end well, but I want to try it anyway.

[Arnold]

I've never had a bacon curry... O_o

I sort of want to try this. I know it can't possibly end well, but I want to try it anyway.

I'd imagine it would be like combining zombies, pirates, and ninjas. The result would just be exponentially awesome.

[willag]

The cooking staff looks exactly like this

http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/magnum-pi_news.jpg
So, in other words, Akio yet 20% less flamboyant. Gotcha.

40% Sexier with you Miko.
Wait, is that 40% contribution all Miko by his own sexy lonesome or is he adding 20% sexy to the original 20% sexy?

[Prismutiny]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wrZvH3sU-rs/TjUHeOb-cMI/AAAAAAAAADc/Hl6qAV8u-2k/s1600/falacies%2Bdawg.jpg

>Implying you know what any of those words mean

[Old Ape Face]

>Implying you know what any of those words mean

Yes I do actually, your argument over my lack of English vocabulary is irrelevant.

So, in other words, Akio yet 20% less flamboyant. Gotcha.


Wait, is that 40% contribution all Miko by his own sexy lonesome or is he adding 20% sexy to the original 20% sexy?

Well both would make it 80% sexy.

[Taleen]

watch this and laugh :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7bXZfLE_U8

[Old Ape Face]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-H1wYqh5WFh0/Tck2USbLyqI/AAAAAAAAAiw/tigEiite_B8/s1600/online_arguments0.jpg

True Story...

[Dokuro-Chan]

watch this and laugh :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7bXZfLE_U8

poor kid lol

[Taleen]

Yeah,his mom has a real weird laugh :P :lol:

[Bernard_Monsha]

So, in other words, Akio yet 900,000 % more awesome. Gotcha.


http://www.popmatters.com/images/reviews_art/m/mrbelvedere-inside.jpg

[Nutmeg]

Here's hoping for no tornado warnings today. More used to the snow that's predicted for tomorrow. We're having some strange weather.

Maybe it is the end of the world. :O

[Old Ape Face]

Got 2 hours of sleep, last night due to unimaginable amounts or stress.

I don't feel like working right now but I'm going to go anyway.

[Nutmeg]

What time do I need to meet Kevin Bacon and Tim Curry at Ploff Market 42 Ragnorak Ave?

[Prismutiny]

Same time the word Miko gets put in this thread title for once. :P

[ThePhillyFlash]

What time do I need to meet Kevin Bacon and Tim Curry at Ploff Market 42 Ragnorak Ave?

And will they bring bacon curry with them? :drool:

Meanwhile, had a rather unpleasant evening Tuesday. Seems my next door neighbors were arguing in their bedroom when I went upstairs to mine around 10:30 p.m. I paid it little mind, figuring that would last maybe twenty minutes and they'd give up, but no-ooooooooooooooo, they went at it for nearly two hours. TWO HOURS! And, as a result, I didn't fall asleep until almost one a.m., barely getting three hours of sleep, so I was in zombie mode at work most of Wednesday, then went to bed early last night. I shoulda called the cops on 'em, but, sadly, I'm not the confrontational type, so I suffered in silence. Urgh! <_<

[Nutmeg]

They better bring food with them.... it'd be lamesauce if they didn't.

So today I get to go observe 7th grade math... fun fun...

[animefan88]

Sup guys! I've returned from my 3 month hiatus!

[ThePhillyFlash]

So today I get to go observe 7th grade math... fun fun...

Sounds like fun! Be sure to tell us all about it!

[Arnold]

Sup guys! I've returned from my 3 month hiatus!

You were on hiatus?:P

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sup guys! I've returned from my 3 month hiatus!

Well, hi, Atus! How are ya doin'?:P

[Taleen]

welcome back AF88.

i need to go back to study again..at least that wasn't boring more than now..as i already graduated i'm thinking about studying something new..arts maybe.

[Trefellin]

I hate the popular narratives of the Ostfront in WWII. The Red army was always worse than the Wehrmacht. It doesn't matter if they were attacking, defending, winning or losing. The Red Army always lost immense numbers of men and materials. On attrition alone the Soviets would have lost the war.

"I want another front! I want another front!" Shut up Stalin! The Germans are already have troops in Africa, Greece, Yugoslavia, Italy, France, Denmark and Norway. How many fronts do you want you lying, murderous bureaucrat?

[Taleen]

is this me,or it's tooo slow here today!!!

am i right or am i right?

[SapperSix]

I hate the popular narratives of the Ostfront in WWII. The Red army was always worse than the Wehrmacht. It doesn't matter if they were attacking, defending, winning or losing. The Red Army always lost immense numbers of men and materials. On attrition alone the Soviets would have lost the war.

"I want another front! I want another front!" Shut up Stalin! The Germans are already have troops in Africa, Greece, Yugoslavia, Italy, France, Denmark and Norway. How many fronts do you want you lying, murderous bureaucrat?

Well, the Red Army's main tactic was to just bum rush the Germans and hope for the best, add to that, they had penal battalions used as cannon fodder and Soviet troops would get shot by their own superiors if they tried to surrender/retreat. The Soviets just didn't give a ****.

[Taleen]

anyway

Arno-shee..i just wanted to tell you that..YOUR AVATAR IS ANNOYING :P thanks for listening ^^....oh,i mean reading ^^

*walks away*

[Arnold]

Arno-shee..i just wanted to tell you that..YOUR AVATAR IS ANNOYING :P thanks for listening ^^....oh,i mean reading ^^

*walks away*

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!

*pumps fist*

[Dokuro-Chan]

Arno-shee..i just wanted to tell you that..YOUR AVATAR IS ANNOYING :P thanks for listening ^^....oh,i mean reading ^^

*walks away*

I like his avatar :p

[Taleen]

i hate to see someone in a hurry..it make me nervous >_<

:punch: Arno-shee :P

[Trefellin]

Well, the Red Army's main tactic was to just bum rush the Germans and hope for the best, add to that, they had penal battalions used as cannon fodder and Soviet troops would get shot by their own superiors if they tried to surrender/retreat. The Soviets just didn't give a ****.

What really annoys me is the narrative of all these great Soviet victories that Stalin came up with. It was like Nineteen Eighty-Four, whatever Stalin decided was the truth became reality. Contradicting Stalin was an instant death sentence.

If you have more than twice as many men, you've been digging in for 2 months, you know the exact date of the attack and you still lose more than three times as many men as the enemy you didn't win a great victory. You achieve a bloody stalemate.

And many giant Soviet failures were excised from history. Like Operation Mars.

[SapperSix]

And many giant Soviet failures were excised from history. Like Operation Mars.

There's also the Winter War and the Continuation War.

[old hat]

Well, the Red Army's main tactic was to just bum rush the Germans and hope for the best, add to that, they had penal battalions used as cannon fodder and Soviet troops would get shot by their own superiors if they tried to surrender/retreat. The Soviets just didn't give a ****.

They executed whole units for fleeing the enemy even though they had attacked and broken through enemy units that had them cut off from behind. Gotta love that Soviet logic.

[Dokuro-Chan]

..........

[ThePhillyFlash]

Well, so far, the weather has been calm, nothing like the mess Sora and TalaRain are facing in the Northwest. But, according to the weekend forecast, it looks like we'll see snow in my neck of the woods Saturday morning, but only a couple of inches before it turns to rain. We'll see.

[Nutmeg]

Sounds like fun! Be sure to tell us all about it!
Let's just say I prefer the 6th graders I had last semester... and I'm working on a way to go back there.

Well, so far, the weather has been calm, nothing like the mess Sora and TalaRain are facing in the Northwest.
And ADS. He's in the Northwest too.

[Jon]

Gar I hate snow, and being cold, wearing pants...let these months end already! Ohio was actually having great weather until a few weeks ago. For once...

[Nutmeg]

Today's agenda: Zumba and Homework.

We're supposed to be getting some rain this weekend... I'll take that over snow.

[A Dead Spy]

Well, so far, the weather has been calm, nothing like the mess Sora and TalaRain are facing in the Northwest. But, according to the weekend forecast, it looks like we'll see snow in my neck of the woods Saturday morning, but only a couple of inches before it turns to rain. We'll see.

Couple inches? Well, look at all the ****s I give.

*desperately attempts to start Winter Wrap-Up early*

[Old Ape Face]

looks like it snowed again, but not even an inch this time.

cool beans.

[Nutmeg]

Starting on homework that's due tomorrow.... why do I procrastinate?

[Caster13]

If I still had my old car with gas prices right now and what they are going to be this summer, I would be working just to get to work. No seriously, I'd be ****ed. It took premium fuel and averaged like 19 mpg. Twas an awesome car, but the prospect of going to a diet consisting entirely of ramen is not exactly appealing.

[Trefellin]

If I still had my old car with gas prices right now and what they are going to be this summer, I would be working just to get to work. No seriously, I'd be ****ed. It took premium fuel and averaged like 19 mpg. Twas an awesome car, but the prospect of going to a diet consisting entirely of ramen is not exactly appealing.

But look at it this way. You spend a lot of money on the car but then you have a sweet getaway vehicle. Knock over some banks, lose the cops, everything is peachy. You've got to spend money to make money.

[Taleen]

it's very cold here now..i wonder why winter is so cold this year?

[Caster13]

But look at it this way. You spend a lot of money on the car but then you have a sweet getaway vehicle. Knock over some banks, lose the cops, everything is peachy. You've got to spend money to make money.

I don't plan on doing that, but it was fast. If I made more money however and I could find the same model year again I would get another one, but sadly one that doesn't have like 100,000 miles on it and/or HASN'T been beaten the crap out of makes hen's teeth look like something you can buy at the local supermarket.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Today's agenda: Zumba and Homework.

We're supposed to be getting some rain this weekend... I'll take that over snow.

maybe you will luck out and get wet snow and freezing rain! ^_^

[goddessofanime]

It's supposed to snow and sleet, but I'm off this weekend so nya nya nya

[SapperSix]

maybe you will luck out and get wet snow and freezing rain! ^_^

Funny you should say that. I'm getting freezing rain right now, and I just dumped almost an entire jug calcium chloride on the driveway.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Well, we've got around a couple inches or so of the Dreaded White Stuff on the ground here in the Philadelphia area at present, and with an expected switchover to freezing rain later in the morning, that's not going to improve road and highway conditions much. Good thing I've got nowhere to go today and can stay inside to watch anime and college hoops. Whoo!

[Nutmeg]

maybe you will luck out and get wet snow and freezing rain! ^_^

Nope... 32° right now and going to be 40° today.... no precipitation in sight.

[Arnold]

Well, we've got around a couple inches or so of the Dreaded White Stuff on the ground here in the Philadelphia area at present, and with an expected switchover to freezing rain later in the morning, that's not going to improve road and highway conditions much. Good thing I've got nowhere to go today and can stay inside to watch anime and college hoops. Whoo!

Admit it. You secretly love snow.

[SapperSix]

I hate doing rational expressions, even though they are easy once you figure out their little secrets.

[Prismutiny]

OKAY GUYS MIKO STORY SHUT UP AND LISTEN

So I went to visit my dad for his birthday right? And he's like "you know son I have a bottle of american honey in the freezer" and I'm like "**** BROTHA BRING THAT OUT NAHM SAYIN".

So my dad and I start doing shots. I should mention that my dad isn't my biological dad, as I am the product of an earlier marriage my mom was in. This means that while I'm a fine boned small Italian, my dad is a huge Celtic viking guy.

I can't hold my liquor, my dad hasn't been drunk in years. So we're doing shots and I get pretty drunk. And he's like "*trollface* had enough yet son" and I'm like "HELL NO KEEP IT COMIN".

I think I had seven or eight shots and I got TRASHED.

Anyway I woke up sleep barfing then I spent the next five or six hours in the bathroom hugging the toilet. Then I just laid on the bathroom floor trying to die and my dad walks in and looks at me. Then he pulls out his phone and snaps a picture. He goes, "if you run with the big boys, you better keep up....lightweight"

Then he walked out.


My dad is a bigger troll than I am.

[JoeStrummer]

^ Or you just suck.

[Prismutiny]

^ Or you just suck.

herp derp derp

[Trefellin]

Well, we've got around a couple inches or so of the Dreaded White Stuff on the ground here in the Philadelphia area at present,


Dandruff? Dandruff in Killadelphia?

[SapperSix]

Damn Newt steamrolled the South Carolina Primary. That's a hell of a momentum swing.

[Trefellin]

Damn Newt steamrolled the South Carolina Primary. That's a hell of a momentum swing.

Where do these names come frome? I'd never want to be lead by someone named Newt or Mitt.




This has to be the most vulgar country song ever. Beware of NSFW. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBgUpexWNps)

[SapperSix]

Where do these names come frome? I'd never want to be lead by someone named Newt or Mitt.

Newt is short for Newton in Gingrich's case, as for Romney his actual name is Willard. Mitt is his middle name. There's a Rick and a Ron still in the race.

[willag]

Damn Newt steamrolled the South Carolina Primary. That's a hell of a momentum swing.

Well, ****. He's the one I absolutely wouldn't vote for.

[SapperSix]

Well, ****. He's the one I absolutely wouldn't vote for.

He(Newt) gained a lot of momentum after the most recent debate, and because Rommey's acting like a massive tool. I wish Huntsman was still running, he seemed the most sane of the lot.

[Arnold]

He(Newt) gained a lot of momentum after the most recent debate, and because Rommey's acting like a massive tool. I wish Huntsman was still running, he seemed the most sane of the lot.

I would totally go for a Paul/Huntsman ticket.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Admit it. You secretly love snow.

Admit it. You secretly love Philadelphia sports teams.

[Nutmeg]

Admit it... you all love me. :D

[Old Ape Face]

Admit it... you all love me. :D

How does one love, when one has never been loved? Your logic confuses me.

[Prismutiny]

How does one love, when one has never been loved?

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt131/SweetiePieTayTay/wannabeemofatkid-1.jpg

[Old Ape Face]

True Story.

I ain't even mad.