Whinnying Ploff-Tompic Bronies, Let's Party! Thread

[hiei_kurama27]

So much for seeing my driver's ed teacher on TV, they ran out of time. :(

[Jack_Bauer]

@ Trefellin

Either that or you can be a professional grinch

[Old Ape Face]

@ Trefellin

Either that or you can be a professional grinch

Steal all the toys and make all the children oblivious about Santa?

[fujyoshi]

Steal all the toys and make all the children oblivious about Santa?

either that or just give it to em straight up. I never believed in santa claus so why can't other kids get the truth for a change?

[Old Ape Face]

It was sarcasm, perhaps I didn't make that clear.

I do agree with you though, she is overhyped. I thought she looked pretty hot in the Transformers movies, but other than that, I agree with you.

I had a dream about... censors... sharing this random hot chick with another dude.

[Arnold]

either that or just give it to em straight up. I never believed in santa claus so why can't other kids get the truth for a change?

Truth means fewer presents.

[fujyoshi]

Truth means fewer presents.

just get 1 gift from each person in your house thats not that bad now is it? Better then getting nothing at all I'd suppose.

On a side note I'm watching this show called mechai kei and they are parodying death note so badly /heh

[Old Ape Face]

just get 1 gift from each person in your house thats not that bad now is it? Better then getting nothing at all I'd suppose.

On a side note I'm watching this show called mechai kei and they are parodying death note so badly /heh

I had a mountain of toys when I was a kid, all for Christmas...

If that's not heart breaking then you surly live with strict parents.

[fujyoshi]

I had a mountain of toys when I was a kid, all for Christmas...

If that's not heart breaking then you surly live with strict parents.

well to tell the truth I don't even ask for anything anymore, but there is no question to the fact that I indeed got strict parents.

[Old Ape Face]

Never use the same glass you had a Sam Adams Winter Fest, to drink a Guinness out of. :x that was nasty.

[fujyoshi]

if I knew what any 'a that was then I'd now know to watch out for it o_o

[Old Ape Face]

I think I play better when I'm drunk...

[Trefellin]

I think I play better when I'm drunk...


It's possible. A problem with a lot of people who are learning is that they get too tensed up and it makes it more difficult to play. You have to stay loose and the alcohol would keep you that way. When you play, assess how you feel. If you find you often tense up, make a sign to remind you to stay relaxed and put it in front of you. Loosy-goosy.

[Old Ape Face]

It's possible. A problem with a lot of people who are learning is that they get too tensed up and it makes it more difficult to play. You have to stay loose and the alcohol would keep you that way. When you play, assess how you feel. If you find you often tense up, make a sign to remind you to stay relaxed and put it in front of you. Loosy-goosy.

So you insist I drink every time I play guitar? or should I play guitar Every time I drink?

Also my hands stiffen up when I'm cold and haven't warmed up yet.

[Trefellin]

So you insist I drink every time I play guitar? or should I play guitar Every time I drink?

Also my hands stiffen up when I'm cold and haven't warmed up yet.

Go for it. Maybe you'll turn into some kind of drunken master like in that Jackie Chan movie except instead of kicking people's faces in, you melt them off with 25 notes per second.

And yeah, cold hands are the worst.

When I feel that I'm tensing up, I take a second and relax. Arms, shoulders, back... Everything should be relaxed. Don't get too loose though. You don't want to mess your pants.

[Old Ape Face]

Go for it. Maybe you'll turn into some kind of drunken master like in that Jackie Chan movie except instead of kicking people's faces in, you melt them off with 25 notes per second.

And yeah, cold hands are the worst.

When I feel that I'm tensing up, I take a second and relax. Arms, shoulders, back... Everything should be relaxed. Don't get too loose though. You don't want to mess your pants.

Dick RASH!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nT3pZwmfo8&feature=related)

that's what Alcohol did to Metallica.

God damn I wish I could have been drunk then.

[SangoStrummer]

I found out something more shocking than anything else I have heard in a very long time. More shocking than almost anything that has been posted on AN.

I have met a girl, an attractive one, that plays WoW. :eek: I didn't think that one existed, or could exist. Ever. My mind has been blown.

Are you going to ask her out?

[Melion]

I found out something more shocking than anything else I have heard in a very long time. More shocking than almost anything that has been posted on AN.

I have met a girl, an attractive one, that plays WoW. :eek: I didn't think that one existed, or could exist. Ever. My mind has been blown.

Please for the love of everything holy, ASK HER OUT FOOL!

[Old Ape Face]

If she has a lvl 80, I don't think it's worth it, she's probably just as obsessed about that game than she is of finding someone to date.

Either that or she's very independent and works hard most of the time.

[goddessofanime]

I found out something more shocking than anything else I have heard in a very long time. More shocking than almost anything that has been posted on AN.

I have met a girl, an attractive one, that plays WoW. :eek: I didn't think that one existed, or could exist. Ever. My mind has been blown.

Go go Ken-chan!

[l0k1]

I just got home after a few days away and my landlady has rearranged and painted my whole room...pretty weird.

[Melion]

I just got home after a few days away and my landlady has rearranged and painted my whole room...pretty weird.

I think she was looking for your secret pRons stash.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Are you going to ask her out?

Of course, Kenpachi knows how to attract women, I did, after all, send him a copy of "Slave Girl of Gor" last Christmas. She will be branded and flogged by the second date!

[Foppish Dandy]

Where's my Obselete thread?

I demand my Obselete thread.

[l0k1]

One problem: she's 17. ****.

Problem or...best redeeming quality?

[f2akid]

One problem: she's 17. ****.

She's legal.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

One problem: she's 17. ****.

Prons sees no problem.

[Jack_Bauer]

If age is a huge issue, then I guess you can just get to know her for now. YOu can date her and wait till she's legal. Good luck Ken!

[fujyoshi]

I've been out too many times this month /hmm

[taily]

Birthday party last night was quite, although there was some drama...

And a girls I once considered one of my girl best friends has dropped rankings in my list after I discovered she was an arrogant nutjob. interesting story, for another time.

[Melion]

Another good thing: she's 17. **** yeah.

Fixed. :lol:

[Old Ape Face]

She also drives an older BMW M3, is into cars, has been known to kick ***, and has a considerable amount of money.

And despite the fact that she likes WoW, she does not act nerdy. However I despise WoW.

One problem: she's 17. ****.

So either her parents are rich, or she's incredibly self secure.

she's a tomboy badass.

and she's full of sport.

Sounds like a dream date to me.

Only question you need to ask her, "Do you like to share?"

[superplough]

I cant really see what you're complaining about Kenny... get in there if you can

[Aragami]

She also drives an older BMW M3, is into cars, has been known to kick ***, and has a considerable amount of money.

And despite the fact that she likes WoW, she does not act nerdy. However I despise WoW.

One problem: she's 17. ****.

Well, that's interesting that you found an attractive specimen so particular.
But what does it matter? The video-gaming aspect is irrelevant to you, and is a con. And, being seventeen, she's still dependent, I assume, and thus I wouldn't remark on how much money she has- except to say that it's likely she'll be going, going away, to college in the next three years.

[SangoStrummer]

She also drives an older BMW M3, is into cars, has been known to kick ***, and has a considerable amount of money.

And despite the fact that she likes WoW, she does not act nerdy. However I despise WoW.

One problem: she's 17. ****.

And the problem is? 16 is the new 18, haven't you heard? :P

I'm sure you have a couple of faults a lot worse than playing WoW that she might have to get over.

Of course, Kenpachi knows how to attract women, I did, after all, send him a copy of "Slave Girl of Gor" last Christmas. She will be branded and flogged by the second date!

I so Googled "Slave Girl of Gor" ...to see if was real <.< >.> I found this quote and found it quite apt for the occasion:

"More real than the law is the heart." Tahari Proverb

Page 146 - Tribesmen of Gor

[Nakey]

;)I found out something more shocking than anything else I have heard in a very long time. More shocking than almost anything that has been posted on AN.

I have met a girl, an attractive one, that plays WoW. :eek: I didn't think that one existed, or could exist. Ever. My mind has been blown.

Pics or GTFO

[Jack_Bauer]

^ **nods in agreement with Nakey** Although I do know a few closet geeks that are attractive as well.

[fujyoshi]

I don't think closet anything is shocking these days /heh obviously she is a closet geek :o

[Old Ape Face]

I'm a closet geek.

[fujyoshi]

I'm not a closet anything, I'm just a recluse if anything.

[Old Ape Face]

^ **nods in agreement with Nakey** Although I do know a few closet geeks that are attractive as well.

but if Kenpachi is giving us live information, it's very hard to tell if this is actually a dude behind the internet.

I've never heard of Kenpachi giving false info about his personal life.

[Nakey]

^ **nods in agreement with Nakey** Although I do know a few closet geeks that are attractive as well.

Actually, i just want ken to GTFO. either way, i profit :)

See, the pretty geeks i know aren't closeted. Cosplayers generally aren't...

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I so Googled "Slave Girl of Gor" ...to see if was real <.< >.> I found this quote and found it quite apt for the occasion:

"More real than the law is the heart." Tahari Proverb

Page 146 - Tribesmen of Gor

See, I told you all we could find inspiration and knowledge in my sleazy 1970s in the back room of the Book xchange under a pile of Star Wars and Conan the Barbarian spinoffs books.

Wow I think I finally wrote a sentence that tore a worm hole into space time and we have now entered the ending of the movie 2001 a space oddessy and are looking upon verbs nouns and punctuation previously unimagined by mankind.

[Old Ape Face]

Another brilliant post by Prons.

I don't know what he said exactly, but it was brilliant.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

TBH I'm surprised anyone can understand any of my posts what with the non english and the distrust of commas.

[Old Ape Face]

TBH I'm surprised anyone can understand any of my posts what with the non english and the distrust of commas.

I'm use to speaking walls of text in one breath, in my mind.

[Old Ape Face]

I can play Fade to Black on Bass, now.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I can play Put the Lime in the Coconut on bass

[Old Ape Face]

I can play Put the Lime in the Coconut on bass

I'm trying to play Scar Tissue, and No excuses on Bass.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Play highway star

BUDABUDABUDABUDABUDABUDA I'M A HIGH WAY STARRRRRRRR

[Old Ape Face]

Play highway star

BUDABUDABUDABUDABUDABUDA I'M A HIGH WAY STARRRRRRRR

LOL you know I might actually want to play that lol

[fujyoshi]

I can play Fade to Black on Bass, now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8VsJg_5y6Q

do this song on bass :'D

[Aragami]

When school is over, I act and feel as if the premises are going to collapse or explode. There is a sense of dread and urgency to leave.

[fujyoshi]

and I thought it was the end 'a the world from such a thing :o /heh what would happen if your school was no more auahuahaua

[Soluzar]

One problem: she's 17. ****.
How old are you? Cause if you're technically an adult but only a little older than her, I don't see a problem with that. It's not so much age as a magic number that defines what is right and wrong, it is the age gap between people.

[Old Ape Face]

I'm 22.

MOVING ON.

5 years is not a big age gap. Now if you were 30, that would be something to ask yourself.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

So I'm like 60 and my wife Bambi is like 18.


SHe's on drugs.

[superplough]

5 years is nothing.

[Old Ape Face]

What part of "MOVING ON" do you people not understand?

The absurdity of Moving On is just too good to let go.

[fujyoshi]

5 years is not a big age gap. Now if you were 30, that would be something to ask yourself.

like that guy from true life fanboy? He was 26 and his supposed love interest was 17 at the time. Now thats an age difference :o

[goddessofanime]

I was 17 and my boyfriend was 23

[goddessofanime]

I prefer not to go to prison.

It's only five years difference.

[fujyoshi]

I was 17 and my boyfriend was 23

how'd you manage that o_O

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I prefer not to go to prison.

You don't go to prison for tapping a 17 year old. And even if, just do what Roman Polanski did.


Rape teen
make millions.

[goddessofanime]

how'd you manage that o_O

He was a neighbor. Who later turned out to be an a-hole and knocked up another girl anyway

[Old Ape Face]

Now you're sounding like Walter...Kenpachi

[fujyoshi]

He was a neighbor. Who later turned out to be an a-hole and knocked up another girl anyway

wow that sucks, I never even had a serious relationship wit someone so meh

[Old Ape Face]

No, because even though I will make bad posts on occasion (I have gotten better), I am not a mix of Glen Beck and Fox News.

But you are a mix of Fear and Doubt.

[l0k1]

I prefer not to go to prison.

I have a friend who is 18 dating a girl who is 14, her mum being a police officer, she doesn't care.

I've had friends under the age of 16 leave home to move in with men in their late 30's with children, the police were contacted and didn't care.

tl;dr tap the 17yr old, it's the right thing to do.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Don't forget the Golden Rule, Kenpachi.

The Spice Must Flow

[old hat]

You don't go to prison for tapping a 17 year old.

Sometimes you do especially in some states.

In California, if there's a child support case opened, they take the mother's age and the kid's age and count backwards. If the mother is 20 now and the kid is two and they subtract 2 years and 9 months to find the mother was 17 years and 3 months old when they bumped uglies and the kid was conceived, dad gets charged with statutory rape by the DA's office.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

No it's not shut up and don't laugh until i tell you

[tenshi_a]

I have a friend who is 18 dating a girl who is 14, her mum being a police officer, she doesn't care.

I've had friends under the age of 16 leave home to move in with men in their late 30's with children, the police were contacted and didn't care.

tl;dr tap the 17yr old, it's the right thing to do.

Police in the UK don't really care about mid-teenagers willingly having sex with other people.

They stomp on older people forcing themselves onto the young; rape, kidnap etc, and pre-pubescent stuff. 'Cos those bad people are super bad people.

Plus the age of consent is 16 here.

It's different in different parts of the world.

We have to also bear in mind that Kenpachi is good at getting himself into trouble due to misunderstandings.

[old hat]

The age of consent in some parts of Mexico, including the Mexico City itself, is 12.

[fujyoshi]

wow is that for real o_o

[old hat]

Yes, it is. Article 261 of the Federal Criminal Code sets the age of consent at 12. Individual states can pass corruption of minors statutes to set the age higher and some have but some have not.
Aguascalientes, Baja California Sur, Campeche, Coahuila, Chiapas, Guanajuato, Guerrero, Hidalgo, Jalisco, Federal District, Morelos, Oaxaca, Puebla, San Luis Potosí, Sonora, Tabasco, Tamaulipas, Yucatán, Zacatecas
These have not.

[Bernard_Monsha]

We have to also bear in mind that Kenpachi is good at getting himself into trouble due to misunderstandings.

That and being ridiculed for hanging around the high school kids trying to get a date. He should at least try the local college.

[Caster13]

On the off topic of today, I just saw Airplane on TV for the first time. I was laughing my *** off. :lol::lol::lol:

[fujyoshi]

I will make tea /heh

[Caster13]

We have to also bear in mind that Kenpachi is good at getting himself into trouble due to misunderstandings.

Allow me to explain this, and many of the problems I have here on AN. I have a hard time putting things into words exactly the correct way to express what I'm really thinking. For some odd reason most of the time this is only when I'm writing down something, or in the case of here on AN typing. This problem made writing book reports and essays back in school a real *****. <_< Regular conversation in person I only do so every now and then. You couldn't tell it was me if you talked to me IRL.

Oh, and that most of the time when I work somewhere the building ends up catching fire somehow, although not from me.

Example, first job was at Burger King, like many a 16 year old's first job. A few hours before I go to work one of the fryers catches fire and burns a hole clear through the roof, making me out of a job for months. Third job, warehouse catches fire due to an idiotic weeaboo, and then months later the whole place explodes because of rich kids getting bored and breaking in and messing with a big tank with flammable gas.

[fujyoshi]

you couldn't tell if I was me in real life either. Then again I tawk to people online I'd probably never tawk to offline /swt

[Old Ape Face]

All this misunderstanding makes me want to jump in front of that camera even more, just so you get a picture of what I'm like in Real Life.

[Nakey]

oh Kenny, if there's anyone that embodied the ideology of Schadenfreude, it's you

please don't stop failing at life. you spread such joy and wonderment to all men when it happens

:heart:

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Yeah come on you guys are just making fun of Kenpachi out of habbit at this point

[Jon]

Can't we all just hold hands and sing happy songs? "Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends!?"

[Carhill22]

I really dislike wearing a suit and tie, especially when is raining.. rather be in boots and jeans anyday..

[ThePhillyFlash]

I really dislike wearing a suit and tie, especially when is raining.. rather be in boots and jeans anyday..

That makes two of us as I look dorky as hell in a suit and tie! :P

[Spadesy]

Duuuude don't date teenagers...in fact, nobody under 21. Problems with younger girls:

1.) They're always busy (be it between school/working hours and hours to pay back tuition or something) and probably don't have time for you.
2.) No skill in the sack. You have to show them everything for that.
3.) Usually too shy. You have to show them everything about talking.
4.) Usually don't have money. You have to support the both of ya.
5.) No initiative, they'll just do "whatever you want to do" all the time.
6.) Did I mention, you have to show them everything?

Maybe it's just me, but I advise finding a girl that can be a partner, not a dependent...find someone that's worth something, that has found her identity, that brings something to the table besides common interests and a cute face. It might seem like a shallow thing to think now, but you'll figure it out when you get older.

[tenshi_a]

Off topic off topic... I was playing a video game last night, investigating the case of Jack The Ripper, and one thing I noticed is that the physical deformities in children with syphillis (oh dear we have to investigate this?)... made me wonder why Michael Jackson actually seemed to have opted to look like that.

[Nakey]

Yeah come on you guys are just making fun of Kenpachi out of habbit at this point

it's not habit, it's schadenfreude. Habit is making the same old jokes again and again. habit becomes boring. Schadenfreude, on the other hand...

:)

Off topic off topic... I was playing a video game last night, investigating the case of Jack The Ripper, and one thing I noticed is that the physical deformities in children with syphillis (oh dear we have to investigate this?)... made me wonder why Michael Jackson actually seemed to have opted to look like that.

wait what? o.O;

so MJ's bleaching and plastic surgery made him look like a severe case of Syphillis grown up? that's... messed. i don't think it was intentional but still... given the drastic lengths he went though to achieve a dream, i'm not surprised one bit that the side effect is cosmetically... ugly...

That boy had some serious mental problems. Probably because he spent his life trying to re-live a white boy childhood that he never had. not that i'm hugely sympathetic either. If his life was about the music, rather than him (cause, honestly, that's what it became), i'm sure he would have had his childhood, or at least an adulthood that wasn't as messed up as it was.

i miss the artist. sadly, i lost the artist soon after he went white, not when he died last year...

also, what game?

[tenshi_a]

It was Sherlock Holmes vs Jack The Ripper, which was actually pretty good despite how it initially sounds. They were talking about how the disease recedes the eyelids, shrinks the nose, and clefts out the cheeks. "Well that sounds horrible", I thought, but Holmes insisted on getting an example photo of a child with the symptoms, and there was a picture of a white girl who was deformed in such a way... and she reminded me of the older MJ, somehow.

EDIT: They might have made up the specific medical details for convenience to fit with the story, or be going with 19th C knowledge (after all, they were treating the disease with mercury!) but yeah, that's how it looked to me. -_-;

[Old Ape Face]

Duuuude don't date teenagers...in fact, nobody under 21. Problems with younger girls:

1.) They're always busy (be it between school/working hours and hours to pay back tuition or something) and probably don't have time for you.
2.) No skill in the sack. You have to show them everything for that.
3.) Usually too shy. You have to show them everything about talking.
4.) Usually don't have money. You have to support the both of ya.
5.) No initiative, they'll just do "whatever you want to do" all the time.
6.) Did I mention, you have to show them everything?

Maybe it's just me, but I advise finding a girl that can be a partner, not a dependent...find someone that's worth something, that has found her identity, that brings something to the table besides common interests and a cute face. It might seem like a shallow thing to think now, but you'll figure it out when you get older.


Coming from the boys at work "Woman don't have personalities. they are all the same."

I really claim ******** on that remark however, I work with two woman, one is 25, the other I'm not sure could be 30ish looks like late 20s, they are nothing alike personality wise.

Both are taken, 25 has a daughter at age six, 30ish is shy and keeps to herself about privacy, which I respect in both situations. They are both well independents, in fact they tend to be the ones who give orders. Which I don't mind really. But when it comes to disagreeing, they're ok with it I guess.

[l0k1]

Who said anything about dating teenagers.

[Old Ape Face]

Who said anything about dating teenagers.

She also drives an older BMW M3, is into cars, has been known to kick ***, and has a considerable amount of money.

And despite the fact that she likes WoW, she does not act nerdy. However I despise WoW.

One problem: she's 17. ****.

This.......

[l0k1]

Oh no I saw that, I just don't see the need to date them.

They're young they're easy, never phone them again, foolproof.

[Melion]

I missed school today because the bus never arrived.

Oh well.

[tenshi_a]

I saw an old woman get thrown off a bus yesterday for falling over.

She seemed to be in her 60s and was there with a man I'd presume to be her husband - she got onto the bus and fell over in front of the driver. Her husband and a concerned passenger helped her up (it took 2 goes), she paid up and was helped to a seat. She looked more embarrassed than in any physical discomfort.

A man wearing a dayglo yellow jacket with "Transport Executive: We're here to help" written on the back came over. He asked if there was a problem and if anyone needed help, they all said "we're fine thanks", he talked on his walkie-talkie and then after I'd paid and got onto the bus myself, about 6 of these Transport Executive people suddenly emerged.

"We aren't insured to have her on the bus" they said, and ordered the old lady and her husband off the bus. In a helpful and courteous way, repeatedly asking "are you all right, love?" and embarrassing her further.

I thought this was very unfair and said so to the guy sitting next to me. He'd been within earshot to hear the whole incident while I'd watched. He asked me which was the drunk one - her or her husband. I hadn't considered that could be the reason for all this.

Still, drunk people are allowed to travel on buses, they have adverts encouraging it so that people don't drink & drive. I've travelled home on buses while drunk myself. Basically she just got thrown off for falling over. :/

[fujyoshi]

wow thats messed up D:

[taily]

I saw an old woman get thrown off a bus yesterday for falling over.

She seemed to be in her 60s and was there with a man I'd presume to be her husband - she got onto the bus and fell over in front of the driver. Her husband and a concerned passenger helped her up (it took 2 goes), she paid up and was helped to a seat. She looked more embarrassed than in any physical discomfort.

A man wearing a dayglo yellow jacket with "Transport Executive: We're here to help" written on the back came over. He asked if there was a problem and if anyone needed help, they all said "we're fine thanks", he talked on his walkie-talkie and then after I'd paid and got onto the bus myself, about 6 of these Transport Executive people suddenly emerged.

"We aren't insured to have her on the bus" they said, and ordered the old lady and her husband off the bus. In a helpful and courteous way, repeatedly asking "are you all right, love?" and embarrassing her further.

I thought this was very unfair and said so to the guy sitting next to me. He'd been within earshot to hear the whole incident while I'd watched. He asked me which was the drunk one - her or her husband. I hadn't considered that could be the reason for all this.

Still, drunk people are allowed to travel on buses, they have adverts encouraging it so that people don't drink & drive. I've travelled home on buses while drunk myself. Basically she just got thrown off for falling over. :/

I would have put up a fight to keep her on, and I am not trying to sound hard. Yesterday these two police officers tried to get clever with this 12 year old I know just for bumping into them, when it was the policemens fault. A narrow pavement, me, him, and our friends (he was my friends little brother) were walking in a group, and the cops were walking side by side. When we came close, our group went into single file, with this 12 year-old that the front. they didn't bother to go single file (its easier for them there were just two of them) or at least move closer together so we could pass. And so they bumped into each other and this snarky officer decided to try and scare this kid. I went taily on his sorry *** (or ego) and won, he walk away in shame.

[Trefellin]

I would have put up a fight to keep her on, and I am not trying to sound hard. Yesterday these two police officers tried to get clever with this 12 year old I know just for bumping into them, when it was the policemens fault. A narrow pavement, me, him, and our friends (he was my friends little brother) were walking in a group, and the cops were walking side by side. When we came close, our group went into single file, with this 12 year-old that the front. they didn't bother to go single file (its easier for them there were just two of them) or at least move closer together so we could pass. And so they bumped into each other and this snarky officer decided to try and scare this kid. I went taily on his sorry *** (or ego) and won, he walk away in shame.

Was the police officer trying his best to be menacing? I can't imagine British cops being too intimidating. "Oi right! You'd best watch yer back, knave. I catch you knockin' over a dust bin an' I'll 'ave you."

Unless you have Billy Boy and Dim in uniform...

[Nakey]

Oh no I saw that, I just don't see the need to date them.

They're young they're easy, never phone them again, foolproof.

this would assume Ken got game...

I saw an old woman get thrown off a bus yesterday for falling over.

Every day, i keep thinking how good Clarkson would be as your Prime Minsiter

[Aragami]

It's funny you guys really are like pedophiles. People joke about it, like about this forum, or about anime fans. Though obviously the girl we're talking about isn't running around on a play-ground or anything.

... I think Utena was supposed to still be in middle school- and is like 12, and the Eva kids are like 14. Yet they're all sexualized. I'm not judging though.

What little girl, you like cartoons too? Let's watch some pokeymon together.

[Nakey]

the gay diva is playing a DVD of Kylie Minogue's video clips.

:heart:

It's funny you guys really are like pedophiles. People joke about it, like about this forum, or about anime fans. Though obviously the girl we're talking about isn't running around on a play-ground or anything.

... I think Utena was supposed to still be in middle school- and is like 12, and the Eva kids are like 14. Yet they're all sexualized. I'm not judging though.

What little girl, you like cartoons too? Let's watch some pokeymon together.

there's legal (ken's girl), there's loli, there's pedo, then there's wrong

if you jerk off to hanamaru, then something is defintely wrong with you. Kodomo no jikan, however.. perfectly fine :Dhttp://animenation.net/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

Asuka's half naked, comatose body.. Shinji could't have been that ****ed in the head if he faps to that sight. god knows i would =3

[f2akid]

1.) They always act like they're really busy (be it between school/working hours and hours to pay back tuition or something) and pretend they don't have time for you.

Fixed it for you. Pretty accurate with the list though.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Off topic off topic... I was playing a video game last night, investigating the case of Jack The Ripper, and one thing I noticed is that the physical deformities in children with syphillis (oh dear we have to investigate this?)... made me wonder why Michael Jackson actually seemed to have opted to look like that.

Tenshi_A watches "Let's Riff on Ripper."

[Nakey]

i'm incredibly tempted to give up my australian Citizenship right about now...

[Spadesy]

Hey what happened to that thread about Australia banning A-cups? I made some good posts on that thread.

[Old Ape Face]

Hey what happened to that thread about Australia banning A-cups? I made some good posts on that thread.

As OP suggested the sight he got it from was NSFW, thus NSFAN as well.

plus I think the mods find the story itself NSFAN

[tenshi_a]

Every day, i keep thinking how good Clarkson would be as your Prime Minsiter

But the first thing he'd do is ban buses and other public transport, and the second thing he'd do is ban old ladies! ;)

[fujyoshi]

its snowing o_o

[Old Ape Face]

its snowing o_o

Yes it is.

I like driving in the snow.

I did not like driving in that.

Spent 45 mins on the highway, about 5 miles away from work. Then another hour to get home after that.

[Nakey]

But the first thing he'd do is ban buses and other public transport, and the second thing he'd do is ban old ladies! ;)

least he has common sense.

not like the same could be said for the Australian Labour party...

*headdesk*

[fujyoshi]

Yes it is.

I like driving in the snow.

I did not like driving in that.

Spent 45 mins on the highway, about 5 miles away from work. Then another hour to get home after that.

as long as its not turning to ice.

[Old Ape Face]

as long as its not turning to ice.

I almost took out our mail box pulling into the driveway today. I think that just explains how much I hated driving in it.

[fujyoshi]

oh that sucks >: in other news

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtycgcTLV-w

:'D

[Trefellin]

What little girl, you like cartoons too? Let's watch some pokeymon together.

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee223/Trefellin/emot-pedo.gif

[fujyoshi]

/heh wuut I must be missing something here

[Nakey]

/heh wuut I must be missing something here

Tref's hitting on you...

[fujyoshi]

Tref's hitting on you...

o_O yea right no guy ever hits on me.

[Soluzar]

"We aren't insured to have her on the bus" they said, and ordered the old lady and her husband off the bus. In a helpful and courteous way, repeatedly asking "are you all right, love?" and embarrassing her further.
Which is a load of nonsense, right? I mean, they are insured for old people. Old people are encouraged to take the bus by the availability of the free pass for retired folks. They are even insured for disabled folks, my dad takes the bus often enough. So on what grounds? Will they throw me off if I fall over? I can't even count the number of times I've taken a bus when drunk, late at nights. It's completely acceptable as long as you aren't also acting disorderly.

What a bloody jobsworth bastard.

o_O yea right no guy ever hits on me.Either that or you just never notice.

[tenshi_a]

What a bloody jobsworth bastard.

What made it worse was that there were about six of these "We're here to help you" people! Ganging up! It's not like this old lady was kicking up a fuss or being drunk and disorderly, she was just sitting quietly on the bus looking a bit embarrassed. -_-;

Confession: I once threw up on a bus, on the same bus route too. It was while travelling home one night being exceptionally drunk... which horrified the passenger sitting next to me. -_-; I didn't get thrown off though! Maybe the driver didn't notice. It was kind of late at night...

I guess the moral is: if you are drunk and going to do drunken things like a drunk person does on a bus, make sure you only start doing it after you've left the bus station. :/

[fujyoshi]

Either that or you just never notice.

I don't know /heh half my traits aren't very attractive though

[Old Ape Face]

Oh Hell Yes I broke a string on my bass simply from playing too much Wooo!!!

[fujyoshi]

the new banner is so pro :'D

[Old Ape Face]

I just drove over to Guitar Center and bought new strings. Now I'm fighting the tinnyness of new strings.

[Jon]

So I went to see a movie today in theaters today for the first time in a long while. Saw Edge of Darkness (great movie btw, go see it).

At the end of the movie, I noticed a girl who purposefully left her trash behind. For some reason this really pissed me off. I picked up the trash and said "I think you left this behind." She got very angry at me, and proceeded to say "That's not mine."

I then called her out. I saw her leave it behind, and I said "Pick up your f**cking trash, you *****." At this point, there were quite a few people watching, and a couple of people backed me up and told her to pick up her trash. Then security approached us, and I explained the situation.

She had to pick up her trash. Wow, was that so hard? People these days...;)

[ThePhillyFlash]

So I went to see a movie today in theaters today for the first time in a long while. Saw Edge of Darkness (great movie btw, go see it).

I've heard it's gotten some good reviews. Don't know if it'll knock Avatar out of first place at the box office, but I plan to see it.

[fujyoshi]

wee I'll watch Yu-Gi-Oh :'D

[Old Ape Face]

So I went to see a movie today in theaters today for the first time in a long while. Saw Edge of Darkness (great movie btw, go see it).

At the end of the movie, I noticed a girl who purposefully left her trash behind. For some reason this really pissed me off. I picked up the trash and said "I think you left this behind." She got very angry at me, and proceeded to say "That's not mine."

I then called her out. I saw her leave it behind, and I said "Pick up your f**cking trash, you *****." At this point, there were quite a few people watching, and a couple of people backed me up and told her to pick up her trash. Then security approached us, and I explained the situation.

She had to pick up her trash. Wow, was that so hard? People these days...;)

In my opinion I'd have just left it alone, people are paid to clean the movie theater before every show. That's job security man.

[fujyoshi]

my mom invited me to see a dumb movie /heh why would I want to do that auhauahuahua

[Jon]

In my opinion I'd have just left it alone, people are paid to clean the movie theater before every show. That's job security man.
:rolleyes:

Then you'd agree with throwing trash out the window, because it's someone's job to pick it up during the night?

What a great person you are.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I agree with what Jon did because it made a fat woman feel like a slob and I am a villain after all.

[Clayton]

Obama's presidency has been detrimental to one particular group of people: Black Comedians.

I mean it was bad enough when George W. Bush was stealing their jokes for his speeches!
(Picture any black comedian. Replace every reference to black with with America. Everyy reference with white people with Terrorists and ever use of the N word with "Freedom". For example
Bush: Iraq want's freedom? Well they can't have it! Freedom is our word!)


But now... think about it. What black comedian has had a TV special in the last year?
Poor Chris Rock, he's sitting at home right now, pen in one hand jokes in the other, just crossing stuff out. "Nope, can't use that... that's out... really can't use that... OJ's in jail so that's not funny... why Tiger? WHY!?!"

[Aragami]

^ 666 posts!

[Old Ape Face]

:rolleyes:

Then you'd agree with throwing trash out the window, because it's someone's job to pick it up during the night?

What a great person you are.

Oh of cource I throw my **** out the window all the time. as if that's the same as a public theater .

actually my car is rather messy inside. so I supose I'm not cleaning it either... meh

[Jon]

Oh of cource I throw my **** out the window all the time. as if that's the same as a public theater .

Same concept, really. If I ever see a trashy movie theater or public property, I'll be sure to think of you.:P

[Old Ape Face]

Same concept, really. If I ever see a trashy movie theater or public property, I'll be sure to think of you.:P

I consider a Theater to have the same qualities of a same like a restaurant. sure you don't bring your own stuff in at the restaurant, but there you go bus service. :P

[fujyoshi]

I killed this one guy wit happy music o_o

[Lacan]

I hope I didn't caught the emo virus.

[Jon]

I hope I didn't caught the emo virus.
It seems you caught the grammar virus, though :P

[LOSTyears]

The full moon has just been gorgeous these past few nights :bow: ahhhh thanks for granting this Gemini your strength.

[fujyoshi]

I hope I didn't caught the emo virus.

/heh I didn't know there was an emo virus where did you get that from o_O

[Rapture]

Oh Hell Yes I broke a string on my bass simply from playing too much Wooo!!!

I think one of mine's about to snap, actually.

[Old Ape Face]

I think one of mine's about to snap, actually.

I get new ones when I break mine, with 50 bucks for strings I can't afford to replace them whenever I'd like to.

[fujyoshi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmUTCqVblWw&feature=related

/heh

[Old Ape Face]

Just saw Ringo Star on TV in the Grammy Awards start up, he doesn't look bad for a guy who's probably pushing late 60s.

[Nakey]

/heh I didn't know there was an emo virus where did you get that from o_O

Must...Resist...Urge...

[Old Ape Face]

It is a lot harder to play in front of a Video Camera and get a perfect take, than I first expected.

[Nakey]

It is a lot harder to play in front of a Video Camera and get a perfect take, than I first expected.

how so? Camera shy? camera moving around?

[Old Ape Face]

how so? Camera shy? camera moving around?

I'm not Camera Shy.

I'm not exactly perfect 100% of the time, and I'm picky, I've made a dozen and a half takes of one song and I'm still not happy.

I'm playing while the album track plays in the background, because it helps my timing, but that means I need almost perfect playing to make it somewhat interesting to watch, otherwise I just look dumb.

It is especially difficult to play against Orion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbUJilAbPQA) because I can play everything up to 6:37 perfectly, but when that comes it's like I don't even know what I'm playing anymore, and the recording takes over.

[fujyoshi]

Must...Resist...Urge...

whats that supposed ta mean I'm not emo

[Old Ape Face]

Prepare to crack up with laughter, I'm uploading a video, it will be the worst thing you've ever seen. I guarantee it.

[Fobb]

I had one of my ears cleaned out today. It hurt so much, but feels good man to be able to hear again.

[fujyoshi]

I just eradicated my brains today :'D

[Nakey]

Ohhh.. Just bought a lucky hard drive.. too bad i'm not chinese....

WD8088AADS. 808.888GB

Prepare to crack up with laughter, I'm uploading a video, it will be the worst thing you've ever seen. I guarantee it.


i dunno yuki, coudl it be any worse than 2 girls 1 cup?

[Old Ape Face]

I'm exhausted, after so many tries I finally made a video worth watching. It will be up in about an hour.

Ohhh.. Just bought a lucky hard drive.. too bad i'm not chinese....

WD8088AADS. 808.888GB




i dunno yuki, coudl it be any worse than 2 girls 1 cup?

Could have been actually. It was like the begining of the song was weak, the middle was mediocre, and the ending was just laughable.

This time I'm sitting down, and more comfortable in the camera, helps me play better sitting in a low chair.

[Old Ape Face]

I swear Cliff Burton doesn't want me to upload this video, it's failed to upload like 10 times, the file size is fine, the length is little under 8 minutes.takes an hour and a half to upload but still...

[l0k1]

I'm having some serious Guinness cravings.

[Old Ape Face]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X1JlkwwcIo
there it is my video awesome craftsmanship in there, *cough* \M/ grrrr <--- look for that that means I'm pissed.

[taily]

punched two people, threatened a teacher, and came THIS close to wacking this moron over the head with a hockey stick today. Not a good day.

[Old Ape Face]

Taily all I got to say is :facepalm:

[Melion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X1JlkwwcIo
there it is my video awesome craftsmanship in there, *cough* \M/ grrrr <--- look for that that means I'm pissed.

I thought it was pretty good. Remember that you can only improve from now on. ;)

[Old Ape Face]

I thought it was pretty good. Remember that you can only improve from now on. ;)

thank you, I was sweating in that, becuase I've been playing that all day since I got home and I was pissed by the time I got it right. And I was wearing my Megadeth Sweat Shirt and a fleece under that.

I've played the song better, but I was fed up with recording.

it's strange how you play it, and then you hear yourself playing it back especially next to the real recording, and see how everything either hits or misses the beat of the song lol.

and what's disappointing is I'm supose to be the one holding the tempo lol

[Spike]

My avatar is hilarious and also love the catch lines I made for it LOL

[fujyoshi]

now people are actually messaging me in msn first o_o

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Yukimura-sanada is a good bass player.

[goddessofanime]

punched two people, threatened a teacher, and came THIS close to wacking this moron over the head with a hockey stick today. Not a good day.

Wow. I didn't take you to be such a bada-

[Old Ape Face]

Yukimura-sanada is a good bass player.

I just hope it's not the only song I can play, becuase honestly that's the only song I've been playing the most recently and thinking about playing another right now is just amazing to me.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... my stomach is making the rumblies, that only hands can satisfy...

[Aragami]

^ A poem, by Winnie Poo.

[Haro!]

I missed class today because I was helping a friend learn Spanish. I wonder if this would mean I will have good or bad karma.

[superplough]

The Angry Video Game Nerd plays Ninja Gaiden. (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/61549) One of my favourite games... but I could never even get past level 2. :lol:

[tenshi_a]

It's snowed again here.

There's a hill outside the office here, covered in snow.

Some has drawn a huge [male anatomy part] in footprints in the snow, maybe 30 metres long.

At first I thought it was somewhat childish but funny.

I can continually see it out of the corner of my eye.

:/

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Tenshi, that's not a drawing. Didn't Soluzar tell you that Prons was coming to Derbyshire?

[tenshi_a]

Oh god. Next thing you're going to tell me is that's not snow! :crybaby:

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Oh god. Next thing you're going to tell me is that's not snow! :crybaby:

Don't eat the yellow snow.

[Soluzar]

Don't eat the yellow snow.
I heard that expression before, struck me as weird because unless you're in a remote part of the world where snowmelt is the only water available, you shouldn't ever consume any snow. Eww.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I heard that expression before, struck me as weird because unless you're in a remote part of the world where snowmelt is the only water available, you shouldn't ever consume any snow. Eww.

I thought in the olden days ice cream was made out of snow?

[Old Ape Face]

I thought in the olden days ice cream was made out of snow?

actually this is false, Ice cream was made in a churn sort of like a butter churn,.

[Soluzar]

I thought in the olden days ice cream was made out of snow?
You're thinking of snow cones? If so, they are made out of similar stuff, but hygenically produced. Actual ice cream is exactly what the name suggests. Mostly made from dairy.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

WTF My mom lied to me MY LIFE IS A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Nakey]

WTF My mom lied to me MY LIFE IS A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

welcome to the club :(

[fujyoshi]

welcome to the club :(

I guess I should join that club too /heh

[taily]

Taily all I got to say is :facepalm:

Wow. I didn't take you to be such a bada-

What can I say...stuff happened, I was in a very bad mood. Lots of apoligies went out today -_-; the ppl I punch were close friends. But that moron didn't want to get threatened maybe he shouldn't try and twist what I say into something gay if he doesn't want to run to the gym teacher half crying.

[fujyoshi]

wow kids have alot 'a problems in school these days.

[Old Ape Face]

I've made ice cream the old fashion way, and it is not bad.

just don't put too much salt in it, or it will taste like salty ice cream.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I like neopolitan because I can't comit to one flavor

[fujyoshi]

I got new slippers :'D they are like slipper boots o_o

[Trefellin]

What can I say...stuff happened, I was in a very bad mood. Lots of apoligies went out today -_-; the ppl I punch were close friends. But that moron didn't want to get threatened maybe he shouldn't try and twist what I say into something gay if he doesn't want to run to the gym teacher half crying.

Are you so homophobic that you think someone calling you gay justifies attacking them?

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Get back under my desk, trefelin.

[fujyoshi]

Are you so homophobic that you think someone calling you gay justifies attacking them?

homophobic is overrated thats why I sent kenpachi all those Aicle videos

[taily]

Are you so homophobic that you think someone calling you gay justifies attacking them?

No but everyone wanted an excuse to attack this little nit for weeks. Can't blame me I just broke the tension.

[Fobb]

Just a threat or did you punch his face?

[taily]

Just a threat. The people I punched were others who I regret punching. but don't go thinking I'm some violent maniac like I said foul mood.

[Fobb]

Back when I was in highschool, if someone deserved a beat down, they got one. No one waited for an excuse.

[taily]

The situation varies I guess. If someone does something really outrageous like proper racism, I don't even need to lift a finger the hordes of chavs are on them in a matter of seconds. but with tons of small things building up it takes a while for anything to happen.

[Fobb]

Wait, so you're a Brit? I always thought you guys were more straight forward than Americans.

[tenshi_a]

Sounds like a good proper school fight. I approve. ^_^

You have to watch out for your temper though; you might punch one of your "close friends" then apologise and get over it, but their trust in you might not recover so quickly...

[fujyoshi]

I don't even punch people on my period of all things, during that time I'm a psycho

[Trefellin]

The situation varies I guess. If someone does something really outrageous like proper racism, I don't even need to lift a finger the hordes of chavs are on them in a matter of seconds. but with tons of small things building up it takes a while for anything to happen.

Do chavs ever fight one on one?

[taily]

hmm....yeah, sometimes.

[goddessofanime]

my parking lot is a white wasteland

[fujyoshi]

I saw some random show on heart disease o_o

[ThePhillyFlash]

The small street I live on looks like Ice Station Zebra! Urgh!

[fujyoshi]

its a frikking hassle having kids in the house <,<

[ThePhillyFlash]

We're up to around a foot and a half on the block now, and it's still coming down. As things stand, this storm will come awfully close to the nightmarish blizzard of January 8, 1996. Gonna make shoveling a bear after it finally stops. Urgh!

[fujyoshi]

I have new glasses :o I don't take very good pictures though

http://i50.tinypic.com/2i7wrc2.jpg

[Broand]

People who say not to care what other people think are such idiots. Human criticism is a defining factor in today's rapidly changing society.

[fujyoshi]

People who say not to care what other people think are such idiots. Human criticism is a defining factor in today's rapidly changing society.

/heh if you say so :o

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Yeahh Fujysohi knows I like women in glasses :'D

[fujyoshi]

I gotta take better pictures these days. Its a pain because EVERYONE tells me to smile D: I smile when I wanna smile -_=

[Fobb]

People who say not to care what other people think are such idiots. Human criticism is a defining factor in today's rapidly changing society.

I don't care what you think.

[fujyoshi]

I don't care what you think.

auahuahaua thats telling em.

[l0k1]

I saw an ex this weekend, she's converted to Christianity, she used to be such an atheist...depressing.

[Aragami]

People who say not to care what other people think are such idiots. Human criticism is a defining factor in today's rapidly changing society.

No, it's like in Pork and Beans, really.

[fujyoshi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCNRGrHMY8c&feature=dir

auahuahuahuahauhaua a ball made of feet x)

[Nakey]

"you are to slash budgets like an emo kid in a room full of knives.."

lawl...

[fujyoshi]

my brother managed to get out of a highly annoying situation by going to a church event that my mom always wanted me to go to as well but had me stay here and help her watch the babies. The irony of how I woulda CHOSE to go to the event if I known she was stuck this weekend -_-

[Miria Harvent]

You know the saying 'what you don't know can't hurt you.'?

By that logic, if I walk into a cave with an angry bear, but don't know the bear is there, it can't hurt me...

[fujyoshi]

You know the saying 'what you don't know can't hurt you.'?

By that logic, if I walk into a cave with an angry bear, but don't know the bear is there, it can't hurt me...

whadafrik? how am I gonna NOT know about these babies coming if they're at my house right now -_= my brother knew before I did <,<

[old hat]

Protip: Using frequently using protip: like that just makes you look like a smarmy, self-important douchebag.

You know the saying 'what you don't know can't hurt you.'?

By that logic, if I walk into a cave with an angry bear, but don't know the bear is there, it can't hurt me...

That's only because that saying is a complete load of crap.

[superplough]

Protip: I am a sdelf-important smarmy douchebag :P

[Nakey]

Protip: I am a sdelf-important smarmy douchebag :P

more importantly, you're our self-important smarmy douchebag, and we wouldn't have you any other way !:heart:

EDIT: Well crap... According to Australian date format, it's 9.02.10 day.... didn't realise it...

[old hat]

http://www.campussqueeze.com/post/69-Ways-Youre-A-Douchebag.aspx

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Ya know, Kenpachi left AN becuase of something I said. I find that weird considering I've never purposely tried to chase him off AN.


Too bad I can't feel sympathy or regret or other human emotions.

[old hat]

If you can't feel those emotions how do you know it's 'too bad'?

[Nakey]

Ya know, Kenpachi left AN becuase of something I said. I find that weird considering I've never purposely tried to chase him off AN.

really? i thought it was my Schadenfreude comments..

all i really wanted to do was to get ken to HTFU...

Too bad I can't feel sympathy or regret or other human emotions.

I'm too desensitised to do so..

[The Million Dollar Prons]

If you can't feel those emotions how do you know it's 'too bad'?

The Emperor has no need to explain himself, now return to the hall tree before I replace you with your arch rival, Straw Hat.

[old hat]

I already killed that pretender and replaced him with a trained ferret. Bloody hassle. Let me tell you, ferrets are not easy to train. Maybe I should use monkeys.

[superplough]

more importantly, you're our self-important smarmy douchebag, and we wouldn't have you any other way !:heart:

<3

(filler)

[old hat]

I thought you were a short, green haired supernatural doll dressed like a bird and carrying an umbrella. I have been deceived.

[fujyoshi]

Ya know, Kenpachi left AN becuase of something I said. I find that weird considering I've never purposely tried to chase him off AN.

wow he actually pmed me about leaving, but he made it sound series like something was going on and he had to leave :o

[Nakey]

*waits for the "what are you doing for Valentines Day" thread*

Cause a muppet makes a better vampire than that sparkley retard..

[Old Ape Face]

I'm doing the same thing I do every Valentines day, "Try to Take Over the World!" *points in the air deliberately*

[Old Ape Face]

I made an excel sheet, of all the note letters for every fret on the Bass guitar, as well as all the formations of the Blues scale and Major and Minor scales.

I intend to study my *** off with this.

[fujyoshi]

*waits for the "what are you doing for Valentines Day" thread*

Cause a muppet makes a better vampire than that sparkley retard..

/heh I didn't know valintines day was a national holiday ;o

[taily]

So you left for 24 hours and then purposely went out of your way to "wander" back in here and start posting in birthday threads.

[fujyoshi]

wow so today on the news ol patterson came on to declare a state of emergency over this snow storm that never happened yet. They actually canceled a piss load 'a city schools till thursday o-o crazy stuff and ya know whats gonna be more crazy? If nothing even happens tomorrow auahuahuahauhaua

Oh well though I got some sewing done finally and my brother had to get a root canal o-o

what a crazy day today but hey atleast I got 1/4 of what 'a my cosplays done :'D

[goddessofanime]

I'm stuck going into work tommorrow in the midst of a blizzard. ANOTHER TWO FEET OF SNOW. UGH.

The only upside is that I'm off Thursday

[The Million Dollar Prons]

What's "snow?"

[SangoStrummer]

I'll most likely not trek through the blizzard tomorrow. I have an insane fear of driving on drifty snowy roads.

[goddessofanime]

the white stuff that you see on the way to the free clinic.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

the white stuff that you see on the way to the free clinic.

I thought that was Gonorrhea.

[Old Ape Face]

What's "snow?"

it's cold fluffy white stuff you see on top of mountains, if you want a description of mountains please refer back to page 250 in your geography text book.

[fujyoshi]

What's "snow?"

auhauahua your lucky not to get it lets just say that /heh

[Nakey]

What's "snow?"

this

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[The Million Dollar Prons]

I don't suppose any of you can tell me how to pretend to be a photographer?

[goddessofanime]

I don't suppose any of you can tell me how to pretend to be a photographer?

go to the free clinic and say you're looking for models?

[Nakey]

I don't suppose any of you can tell me how to pretend to be a photographer?

Ask Bruce Testone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBG8RhmW_N8)

he totally knows what he's doing :D

[Trefellin]

I find it odd that, in my dreams, I am able to throw a knife with unerring accuracy up to thirty feet but cannot hit a human sized target with a crossbow at less than a third of that distance.