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SapperSix
September 6th, 2009, 09:14 PM
http://www.wrex.com/Global/story.asp?S=10880714

Bad timing for alleged Janesville bandit

By Bob Schaper

JANESVILLE (WREX) - An alleged bandit gets busted in Janesville after police say he tried to rob a bar full of cops.

Investigators say a masked man barged into Quotes Bar and Grill last night, pretending to have a gun. However, he was the one in for a surprise.

The Wisconsin Professional Police Officers Association, a statewide police union, was in Janesville this weekend for a golf tournament and Sunday night pub crawl. That meant downtown Janesville was the one place criminals didn't want to be.

Bartender Joe Collins says Sunday night was like any other night. That is, until about 11 p.m. when a masked man burst into the bar with his hands in his pants, some say, as if he had a gun.

"I heard someone yell, 'You gotta be kidding me' from this end of the bar," he said. "I turned around in time to see them grab a masked man and put him down on the ground."

The customers who took the man down were police officers from Eau Claire. Because of a police golf tournament on Monday, officers were in Janesville from all over Wisconsin. Like many downtown bars, Quotes was filled with off-duty police.

Investigators later identified the man as 18-year-old Alonzo Rucker. He told police he had no intention of robbing the place, and was just wearing the bandana so people wouldn't recognize him.

Janesville Police Deputy Chief Steve Kopp said, "You think of, you know, those stories that you hear of the stupid criminals and that sort of thing. I think this ranks up with those."

Rucker was booked into the Rock County Jail on charges of disorderly conduct and parole violations.

"It became a pretty big running joke," Collins said. "We had people from other bars call and coming down here, you know, just cracking jokes about holding napkins up and 'Stick 'em up.'"


What a dumbass.

Melion
September 6th, 2009, 09:35 PM
:facepalm:

I am amazed how stupid some people can be.

Jared.
September 6th, 2009, 10:07 PM
Blaha, this actually reminds me of a scene in a movie ( i cannot remember the name ) but it was hilarious.

waltsoph3
September 6th, 2009, 10:07 PM
:lol: Yeah I heard about this one on the news! Thats priceless.

Caster13
September 6th, 2009, 11:03 PM
Holy f-ing crap.:facepalm::facepalm:

This guy is so stupid he makes PETA and the person who thinks cruise control means autopilot look like Steven Hawking. I hereby give this man the 2009 Darwin Award.

Nakey
September 6th, 2009, 11:09 PM
Holy f-ing crap.:facepalm::facepalm:.

yeah, my responce too...

poor guy :lol:

I hereby give this man the 2009 Darwin Award.

kenken, he might be epicly stupid, but not that stupid...

Caster13
September 6th, 2009, 11:14 PM
yeah, my responce too...

poor guy :lol:



kenken, he might be epicly stupid, but not that stupid...

Don't call me that. Seriously.

SapperSix
September 6th, 2009, 11:19 PM
Don't call me that. Seriously.

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1598/neilsen.jpg

Don't call me Shirley.

Caster13
September 6th, 2009, 11:24 PM
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1598/neilsen.jpg

Don't call me Shirley.

Nice reference.

SapperSix
September 6th, 2009, 11:37 PM
Story now comes with video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA7WJLisbk0

Caster13
September 6th, 2009, 11:47 PM
Heeere's your sign.

Black Cat
September 7th, 2009, 02:02 AM
why are people calling him stupid it's not like he knew it was full of cops

if he did know then yeah he's stupid

SapperSix
September 7th, 2009, 09:57 AM
why are people calling him stupid it's not like he knew it was full of cops

if he did know then yeah he's stupid

Any bandit worth his salt knows he recons the area before going through with his plan.

Shiroiyuki
September 7th, 2009, 10:00 AM
Other convicts will probably feel too sorry for him to buttrape. At least he has that.

master terrence
September 7th, 2009, 11:12 AM
idk.. it didn't look like he tried to rob the bar, it just looks like he had to use the bathroom :blink: ... but if you're on parole... you should probably pee somewhere else....