Man gets naked on a Plane

[SapperSix]

Flight diverted to NM after passenger gets naked

A passenger stripped naked during a US Airways flight and resisted a flight attendant's efforts to cover him with a blanket before two off-duty law enforcement officers on board subdued and handcuffed him, authorities said Wednesday.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/07/01/national/a140612D65.DTL

[Holy Knight]

I thought this was funny in a weird way until I read this:

Wright told the FBI he is suffering from a bipolar disorder and had not taken his prescribed medication before leaving New York that morning, the criminal complaint said. Wright told the FBI he recalled nothing about the flight or his behavior, it said.

Yeah, bipolar disorder will do that to you. Given the situation, I'm surprised he didn't do something worse like try to open the air lock. The passengers were lucky all they suffered was some retina burn.

[waltsoph3]

:lol: Its hard knot life. As Don King would say:

"Only in america."

[animefan88]

Did he just sit there naked or did he run around? :lol:

[ToyMachinist_86]

since he had to be restrained, I imagine he was frolicking, merrily sharing his junk with everyone.

[Old Ape Face]

No this is not a new Samuel Jackson parody called Naked on a Plane.

[tenshi_a]

^ just "snake on a plane" would do. ;)

[Nakey]

i'm sorry. i won't do it again....

[Bernard_Monsha]

^ just "snake on a plane" would do. ;)

That would be an exaggeration.

[JamBot]

Why would off duty officers have handcuffs?

[tenshi_a]

Why would off duty officers have handcuffs?

I guess that depends on what they like to do off-duty.

That would be an exaggeration.

"trouser-maggot on a plane"?

[Spadesy]

^ Who knows, maybe the cops like to get funkay with their laday. I had handcuffs taken away when I was at the airport here. I just kind of got all shifty eyed and the customs guy wouldn't even look at me in the eye.

Tsch, Japan, a culture of shame.

[superplough]

2^ LOL

damn i wanted to post the snake on a plane joke. that's what I get for living in the wrong time zone i guess

[autsiticanime]

I guess that depends on what they like to do off-duty.



"trouser-maggot on a plane"?

Why not 'trouser amoeba'?

[KabukiSaMuRaI]

I read threw the title so fast I thought it was something about 'snakes on a plane.' I'm going to get some rest now.

[fujyoshi]

heard about it on good day. They actually showed the pics that the other passenger took. Man am I glad I wasn't on that plane.

[Caster13]

Only in America...

People who are bipolar should NOT be allowed on an airplane.

[Tidusauron12]

Only in America...

People who are bipolar should NOT be allowed on an airplane.

Yeah, they should walk. :rolleyes:

[Caster13]

Well at least in a straitjacket.

[Tidusauron12]

Well at least in a straitjacket.

If you read the article the man forgot to take his medication. There are plenty of people with bipolar and similar disorders that ride on planes everyday. This man simply forgot his medication. Given the severity of his case, I doubt it something he does often.

It was an accident, and while it definitely caused a scare on the plane, saying "PEOPLE LIKE THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED ON AIRPLANES" is stupid.

[SlackerDude]

So there's an illness besides plain old 'bat-****-crazy' that makes a dude take off his cloths on an airplane :lol: ... Hot argentinian women can develop this too, right?

[taily]

Well at least in a straitjacket.

Stop trying to be the funny popular guy, Bipolar disorder isn't funny.

[Trefellin]

Stop trying to be the funny popular guy, Bipolar disorder isn't funny.

It'd be funny if you sped it up five times and set it to Yakety Sax though.


I don't think this incident is humorous though. It's not like he decided to do it out of audacity.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Stop trying to be the funny popular guy, Bipolar disorder isn't funny.

Yes it is, I had a vietnamese girlfriend that had hyper bipolar she had like 800 different emotions at once.

[Ikari Warrior]

Wow, this topic didn't go one page before a "Snakes on a Plane" joke. I'm simultaneously pleased and saddened.

[goddessofanime]

which one of you was it? :P

[KabukiSaMuRaI]

Wow, this topic didn't go one page before a "Snakes on a Plane" joke. I'm simultaneously pleased and saddened.
It was worth a mention but was not meant as a joke. Lack of proper sleep does make the eyes see funny things when browsing quickly through topics.

One page, two page...it was bound to mentioned in a much haughtier fashion sooner or later. I am of simple means...only when I lack enough sleep.
which one of you was it? :P
We are not going to say at all...:)

[Old Ape Face]

We are not going to say at all...:)

don't be ridiculous, it was obviously me. In my pour attempt to grab woman's attention.

[Trefellin]

This actually gives me an idea. Get this...


Nudist Airlines.

Think about it for a minute. The passengers are naked, the flight attendants are naked, even the pilots are naked. There'd be no competition because there is no other airline specifically made to appeal to nudists.

I'm likely a genius.

[SapperSix]

This actually gives me an idea. Get this...


Nudist Airlines.

Think about it for a minute. The passengers are naked, the flight attendants are naked, even the pilots are naked. There'd be no competition because there is no other airline specifically made to appeal to nudists.

I'm likely a genius.

Or a complete wacko.

[goddessofanime]

I think it was Trefellin that was the naked guy

[Tidusauron12]

I think it was Trefellin that was the naked guy

(filler....)

[Trefellin]

Also, you'd be safer flying Nudist Airlines because there would be fewer places for terrorists to hide bombs.

Or a complete wacko.

That's what they say.

I think it was Trefellin that was the naked guy

That's not really my style.

[Jia]

If he was hot. PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

[tenshi_a]

umm...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5724326/US-flight-diverted-after-naked-man-refuses-to-dress.html

in other news:

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Cabin_crew_strip_off_for_nu de_safety_video&in_article_id=696045&in_page_id=64

Air New Zealand has hit on a novel way to make sure even the most jaded flyers keep their eyes glued on its flight safety briefing.

The national carrier's safety video for domestic services on its Boeing Co BA.N 737 planes show pilot and cabin crew dressed only in body paint.

But the safety message is kept seemly by carefully chosen camera angles. A copy of the briefing has been posted YouTube.

The safety video follows the same tactic as the airline's recent marketing campaign for its low-priced fares, which featured staff, including chief executive Rob Fyfe, adorned in only body paint.

[Jia]

Oh wow. That's hot. (The behind picture).

[superplough]

Air New Zealand?? Wow aren't I awesome

[Jia]

Lol you can't make it about sheep Kiwi.

[0235]

wow! thas awesome, whoever painted them is genius.

i once farted on a plane, and it made the pilot gag so he nearly threw up. i was the co-pilot.

[Caster13]

So THAT'S what a New Zealand accent sounds like.

I'm also surpised that there are good looking women in New Zealand. After seeing a few women like the former Prime Minister, I thought they all looked like that.

[superplough]

^I may as well say I think all american guys look like **** Cheney. <_<

[Tidusauron12]

So THAT'S what a New Zealand accent sounds like.

I'm also surpised that there are good looking women in New Zealand. After seeing a few women like the former Prime Minister, I thought they all looked like that.

Why would you think that? :huh:

[Jia]

^I may as well say I think all american guys look like **** Cheney. <_<

Naw.


American Male Models was what I was thinking.

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/363/76/kevin-peake-1.0.0.0x0.400x579.jpeg

^ It's not illegal to post an actual picture right?

[SapperSix]

American Male Models was what I was thinking.


Everytime I hear the words "male" and "model" I always think of the movie Zoolander

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oJUdYz49FT4/SaspFedV-kI/AAAAAAAAAGw/Ys20z_0XI_c/s400/17132__zoo_l.jpg

[Jia]

When I actually model - the stereotype is true. Zoolander the character is 100% accurate with all male models I have met/worked with. Including the IQ rating lower than a rock. They should just stfu stand there and look pretty.

I think I had one guy ask me (despite being a local) what city we lived in. That was very....wow. But mind you he looked pretty good without a shirt.

[Old Ape Face]

When I actually model - the stereotype is true. Zoolander the character is 100% accurate with all male models I have met/worked with. Including the IQ rating lower than a rock. They should just stfu stand there and look pretty.

I think I had one guy ask me (despite being a local) what city we lived in. That was very....wow. But mind you he looked pretty good without a shirt.

so date a scrawny, pathetically physically week looking geek who spent most his time earning a doctors degree in physics.

Mind you, the wise don't believe in love and the foolish can't live without it.

[Caster13]

When I actually model - the stereotype is true. Zoolander the character is 100% accurate with all male models I have met/worked with. Including the IQ rating lower than a rock. They should just stfu stand there and look pretty.

I think I had one guy ask me (despite being a local) what city we lived in. That was very....wow. But mind you he looked pretty good without a shirt.

The same goes for the vast majority of all female models. Although I know a female model and she's not stupid or anything, so she's one of the very few exceptions.

Why would you think that? :huh:

Apparently you haven't seen Denise McLuggage(or McCluggage?).

[Jia]

The same goes for the vast majority of all female models. Although I know a female model and she's not stupid or anything, so she's one of the very few exceptions.

Scary enough 90% of the girls I've worked with seem to have their brains more than the guys. That's quite surprising to me even...but that guy took the cake with his dumb comments.:uhh:

@ Yuki : I worked with the guy. I didn't date him. He seemed the kind who liked guys.

[superplough]

Apparently you haven't seen Denise McLuggage(or McCluggage?).

I've never heard of her...

*googles*

She's not even from New Zealand.

Get your coat.