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SapperSix
June 29th, 2009, 08:33 PM
BOULDER, Colo. -- The Boulder Police Department is looking for a cross-dressing man wearing clown makeup who robbed a liquor store on Saturday night.

Boulder police spokeswoman Sarah Huntley said officers received a call from the Boulder Beer Emporium, on the 4700 block of Table Mesa Drive, just before midnight. The caller said that the store was robbed.

The witnesses described the robber as a man wearing red and white face makeup, a red and purple wig, a fake nose and a denim dress. Employees told police they didn't think anything was peculiar when he walked into the store because of the Pridefest events happening over the weekend in Denver, Huntley said.

The clerk said the man walked up to an employee in the store and asked for help in a feminine voice, saying, "Will you help me? My husband is out of work."

After being rebuked by the employee, the man walked to the checkout stand and showed the clerk a pistol.

The man did not take any beer or liquor and left with an undisclosed amount of money, Huntley said. The robber fled on foot just as two other customers were walking into the store, Huntley said.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...90/detail.html

Chidori Raikiri
June 29th, 2009, 08:40 PM
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

SapperSix
June 29th, 2009, 08:44 PM
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

Only in America, where **** like this happens all the time.

Bernard_Monsha
June 29th, 2009, 09:07 PM
Only in America, where **** like this happens all the time.

********, it happens every were we just air our dirty laundry.


Have seen this she-man?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/357513486_f854d38308.jpg?v=0

SapperSix
June 29th, 2009, 09:13 PM
********, it happens every were we just air our dirty laundry.


Have seen this she-man?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/357513486_f854d38308.jpg?v=0

No, but I'll raise you one Australian cross dresser

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/image.php?u=2848&dateline=1212060544&type=profile (NSFW)

Caster13
June 29th, 2009, 09:16 PM
No, but I'll raise you one Australian cross dresser

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/image.php?u=2848&dateline=1212060544&type=profile (NSFW)

Ask Jia about those.

Jae Hoon
June 29th, 2009, 09:25 PM
See I told you clowns were evil.

waltsoph3
June 30th, 2009, 09:02 AM
:facepalm: Now thats just sad. At least the store clerk is still alive and thats whats important. Too many robberies end differently. :(

Looks like this clown will have to stop clowning around..its just a matter of time before they get him. If anyone finds a follow up story can you please post it. I would appricate it.

SapperSix
June 30th, 2009, 04:35 PM
:facepalm: Now thats just sad. At least the store clerk is still alive and thats whats important. Too many robberies end differently. :(

Looks like this clown will have to stop clowning around..its just a matter of time before they get him. If anyone finds a follow up story can you please post it. I would appricate it.

Jesus Chirst that was a terrible pun.

goddessofanime
June 30th, 2009, 05:18 PM
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...90/detail.html

So that's where Dad ran off to!

Trefellin
June 30th, 2009, 05:57 PM
Now this is a funny thread.

xia
June 30th, 2009, 07:27 PM
What an awesome thread.

Caster13
June 30th, 2009, 10:36 PM
In less than one week there have been more awesome threads than what normally pop up in an entire month.

superplough
July 1st, 2009, 02:36 AM
Cant sleep clown will eat molest rob me

waltsoph3
July 1st, 2009, 09:26 AM
Jesus Chirst that was a terrible pun.

Yeah it wasn't ment to be a joke. A crime is a crime. Get that clown and put him in jail before someone really gets hurt or worse.

Onigiri
July 1st, 2009, 09:50 AM
Get that clown and put him in jail before someone really gets hurt or worse.

Yeah, like a pie in the face.

Bernard_Monsha
July 1st, 2009, 10:39 AM
Yeah, like a pie in the face.

Look at the my pie filling, ye mighty, and despair!