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SapperSix
June 27th, 2009, 08:22 PM
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090627/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_cheetos_assault

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=1118&pictureid=14174
superplough
June 27th, 2009, 09:36 PM
...it's a straight world without Twisties.

(nb Twisties are Cheetos in NZ)
goddessofanime
June 29th, 2009, 05:13 PM
I like to use Cheerios as something to blind people with myself
animefan88
June 29th, 2009, 05:37 PM
OH NO :O! The mice ate the evidence :lol:

I may think again before I start a food fight...
Trefellin
June 29th, 2009, 06:42 PM
I'm surprised that they weren't charged with "assault with a dangerously cheesy weapon."
Shiroiyuki
June 29th, 2009, 06:49 PM
^:lol: :lol: Wait...

<_<


....that was dangerously cheesy.
The Million Dollar Prons
June 29th, 2009, 06:52 PM
I wonder who decided "Ya know what, there aren't any good high-resolution photos of cheetos. I am going to FIX this PROBLEM."
Arnold
June 29th, 2009, 07:03 PM
Did they use regular version, or puffs? I would think regular would do more damage. More compact.
fujyoshi
June 29th, 2009, 07:07 PM
wow that thing was gonna bite my head off, I SAW IT ATTACK !!! ITS NOT A MYTH EVERYONE !!
goddessofanime
June 29th, 2009, 07:08 PM
I hear Cheese Curls can cut a b*tch
The Million Dollar Prons
June 29th, 2009, 07:12 PM
I wish they'd make cheetos that wouldn't get orange on my fingers. It's awkward when my girlfriend goes home and her husband sees orange handprints on her butt.


tmi.
Arnold
June 29th, 2009, 07:15 PM
Korean cheetos are sans cheese powder. Unfortunately they also taste like ***...
Trefellin
June 29th, 2009, 07:19 PM
....that was dangerously cheesy.

Well, I'll have to apologize then.
Caster13
June 29th, 2009, 08:57 PM
Hm, happened in the South. Not surprised there.
waltsoph3
June 29th, 2009, 09:08 PM
OMG!! ITS A CHEETO! A CHEEETO!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Hey whats that...(looks down)

Oh..munch munch....they got into fight over that..what a waste.
Caster13
June 29th, 2009, 09:11 PM
OMG!! ITS A CHEETO! A CHEEETO!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Hey whats that...(looks down)

Oh..munch munch....they got into fight over that..what a waste.

walt attempts to be funny....

and Fails!!
SapperSix
June 29th, 2009, 09:16 PM
walt attempts to be funny....

and Fails!!

Cheetos are delicious though.
Bernard_Monsha
June 29th, 2009, 09:24 PM
walt attempts to be funny....

and Fails!!

Kenpachi attempts to be witty and sarcastic but only makes Walt look like the reincarnation of the holy triad of Sam Kinneson, Richard Pryor, and Groucho Marx born into one being.
GreatNekoKoneko
June 29th, 2009, 09:26 PM
... kenpachi. don't even try. just because i'm not here that often, doesn't mean you can try to be awesome and witty like me.

monsha, slap me some lechon skin, mang.
Bernard_Monsha
June 29th, 2009, 09:30 PM
... kenpachi. don't even try. just because i'm not here that often, doesn't mean you can try to be awesome and witty like me.

monsha, slap me some lechon skin, mang.

Oh you missed it! We have a new Pinay on the forum (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=223046).

Cheetos are almost as good as lechon. Though lechon makes a better weapon particularly the head and feet.
The Million Dollar Prons
June 29th, 2009, 09:38 PM
Shut up with your Balut.

Hey that kind of rhymes no it doesn't
GreatNekoKoneko
June 29th, 2009, 09:40 PM
Oh you missed it! We have a new Pinay on the forum (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=223046).

Cheetos are almost as good as lechon. Though lechon makes a better weapon particularly the head and feet.

... i see. let's hope she's not LEN-level crazy.
The Million Dollar Prons
June 29th, 2009, 09:43 PM
Len was pretty cool she was like the Unicron of Mels.
Bernard_Monsha
June 29th, 2009, 09:51 PM
Len was pretty cool she was like the Unicron of Mels.

But Mel is like the Ideon of Mels.
SlackerDude
June 30th, 2009, 12:43 AM
Wow, pretty much every sentence in that article almost made my head burst...maybe it'll make more sense if I read it backwards?

Also, Len is a woman?
The Million Dollar Prons
June 30th, 2009, 08:07 AM
Also, Len is a woman?

Yes and she was Japanese so therefore in her week on the forum everyone was like "^_^ KAWAIIIZZZ" and I was like "Girl you're into furry that's gross" and she was all "Woah a man on the internet with BALLS," and then I flxed my bicep and she did that thing where she hangs off my arms and pretends she's a monkey.

But yeah I'm pretty sure Len was a woman, or just a guy who's really good at trolling, like that 15 year old Korean girl who couldn't speak Korean we had on here a few years back


But Mel is like the Ideon of Mels.

BTW I just thought about Mel and Orson Wells DBZ fuzing and then fighting the Space Runaway Ideon. It was creepy but wonderful.
SlackerDude
June 30th, 2009, 09:45 AM
^:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's awesome :lol: I should ask stupid questions more often
fujyoshi
June 30th, 2009, 06:57 PM
well soon will be getting attacked by potato chips I'll have the celery sticks and apple shields ready by that time
xia
June 30th, 2009, 07:28 PM
When cheetoh's attack!

Um but really..what a stupid reason to be arrested.