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The Million Dollar Prons
April 16th, 2009, 05:28 PM
Next week, the Chinese will be cloning Pandas and New Zeland will be cloning sheep.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jS61C9x4QRXn3uqr6ANZouu38KbQD97IDK QO1
Trefellin
April 16th, 2009, 06:02 PM
How long before Americans clone an ***? :D

*Ba-dum-tish*

No really, I love Americans. All my best friends are American.

I bypassed the censor because there is no reason to censor that word when referring to an animal and I'm just a rebel like that.
Bernard_Monsha
April 16th, 2009, 06:14 PM
How long before Americans clone an ***? :D

*Ba-dum-tish*

No really, I love Americans. All my best friends are American.

I bypassed the censor because there is no reason to censor that word when referring to an animal and I'm just a rebel like that.

America already has. In fact we have already cloned enough species and breeds of animals to open a huge petting zoo. People seem to forget that America absolutely stomps on every other countries nuts with golf cleats when it comes to horticulture and animal husbandry.
Trefellin
April 16th, 2009, 06:18 PM
I know, was just trying to be funny. :|

I guess I failed... Again. :(
Illusions-chan
April 16th, 2009, 08:31 PM
Next week, the Chinese will be cloning Pandas

That would be nice actually, considering they are an endangered species.
Old Ape Face
April 16th, 2009, 08:35 PM
New Zeland will be cloning sheep.

America Did it first.
Midoriko87
April 16th, 2009, 09:29 PM
Cloning is a crime against Evolution! With the genes of Yesteryear being reintroduced into the mix, how will sheep and dogs and camels ever become tentacled?! :mad:
tofuman
April 16th, 2009, 10:55 PM
Next week, the Chinese will be cloning Pandas and New Zeland will be cloning sheep.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jS61C9x4QRXn3uqr6ANZouu38KbQD97IDK QO1 China needs to clone all their native animals since most of them are critically endangered or extinct in the wild.
Caster13
April 16th, 2009, 11:05 PM
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So much irony and so many possible racist jokes.
CrossboneGundam
April 17th, 2009, 12:23 AM
America Did it first.

No, the first ever clone was the sheep cloned in Scotland.

China needs to clone all their native animals since most of them are critically endangered or extinct in the wild.

China is the destination of a large majority of the world's poached and endangered animals. A lot of them still think that snorting a ground up tiger's penis will give them a boner.
Bernard_Monsha
April 17th, 2009, 02:37 AM
China is the destination of a large majority of the world's poached and endangered animals. A lot of them still think that snorting a ground up tiger's penis will give them a boner.


Just think of the market for cloned tiger wang that no one has tapped.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 17th, 2009, 08:00 AM
Just think of the market for cloned tiger wang that no one has tapped.

This post was unusually sexual.
Lacan
April 17th, 2009, 09:48 AM
Can someone clone me a female version of my body and put my brain into it? I would like to have at least 10 spare bodies. And at least one that is based on Chuck Norris. And then I can be like Sigma from the Mega Man X series, so if my body gets destroyed I will get a newer one.
Trefellin
April 17th, 2009, 12:57 PM
A lot of them still think that snorting a ground up tiger's penis will give them a boner.

All that would result in is a tiger's penis in your nose. :huh:

The Chinese may have had a head start in civilization over most of the world but they've really fallen behind recently.
Broand
April 17th, 2009, 05:33 PM
Can someone clone me a female version of my body and put my brain into it? I would like to have at least 10 spare bodies. And at least one that is based on Chuck Norris. And then I can be like Sigma from the Mega Man X series, so if my body gets destroyed I will get a newer one.

Not at the moment. Our leading scientists are currently in the process of producing a human-feline hybrid.

A cat-girl if you will.
Undrave
April 17th, 2009, 07:45 PM
Don't knock on the cat girls. There's lot of positive traits to gain from feline.

Like balance, low-light vision, cute fuzzy ears and a tail XD

Imagine human stamina mixed in with the explosive power of feline muscle!
superplough
April 18th, 2009, 03:52 AM
2^ Our "leading scientists" have put catgirl research on hold while they are obsessed with Milly Ashford IIRC
ThePhillyFlash
April 18th, 2009, 04:19 AM
I'm all for catgirls! Let's continue that research! :lol:
Jia
April 20th, 2009, 02:19 AM
But if the camel went and had babies isn't that cloning anyway? Reproduction or whatever.
old hat
April 20th, 2009, 02:46 AM
No. Cloning and sexual reproduction are not the same thing.
Jia
April 20th, 2009, 03:18 AM
Really?
Weird.
old hat
April 20th, 2009, 05:09 AM
Cloning produces an individual that is genetically identical to the parent. Sexual reproduction produces offspring that get some DNA from each parent and are genetically distinct from both.
Nomnomnom
April 21st, 2009, 11:01 AM
I'm all for catgirls! Let's continue that research! :lol:

I think that's more along the lines of genetic modification, and not cloning.
Trefellin
April 21st, 2009, 11:27 AM
Don't knock on the cat girls. There's lot of positive traits to gain from feline.

Like balance, low-light vision, cute fuzzy ears and a tail XD

Imagine human stamina mixed in with the explosive power of feline muscle!

Also; loyalty, a great work ethic and strange odors.
Lacan
April 21st, 2009, 11:34 AM
I have a feeling that we will have a Camel Girl first, before they start on their research of creating a Cat Girl.
Midoriko87
April 21st, 2009, 09:42 PM
Really?
Weird.

It's like this. Say we take one of your gals (ovum) and 'hollow it out' or remove your genetic material from the nucleus. Then, we find a hobo and extract some DNA...perhaps from a wart or toe gunk. We then insert his toe jam into your egg, pop it into your 'baby pouch,' cook 9 months, and voila, pure hobo, for the most part.

I don't see cloning help anything endangered, at least, not in the Wilds. You can clone a gazillion pandas, it won't matter if they have nowhere to go home to. Also, if they're all cramped together and whatnot, inbreeding will occur. That's the downfall of many a-species.

AND, cloning isn't as easy as, "Oh, if we take this toe jam and one of Jia's gals, we'll get a baby wino." From what I've read, you're going to have more losses and miscarriages than successes, and some animals are EXTREMELY difficult to clone, others impossible (at the moment, at least). Oh, and the money. Just sayin'.

Now, if you want to look at the cute little bear behind the glass, it's all good. If the zoo has the money, I suppose.
Jia
April 21st, 2009, 10:02 PM
I think I got old hat's example better. Yours just was wrong in so many contexts :/
Nomnomnom
April 21st, 2009, 10:14 PM
I have a feeling that we will have a Camel Girl first, before they start on their research of creating a Cat Girl.

Well, which one is closer to our genealogy?
Spadesy
April 22nd, 2009, 03:59 AM
All that would result in is a tiger's penis in your nose. :huh:

The Chinese may have had a head start in civilization over most of the world but they've really fallen behind recently.

I always thought of China as being in its own little world (and distrusting of outsiders). It has its poor parts, wealthy parts, technologically advanced parts, argriculture-with-wooden-wagons parts...