The Awesome Thread 2009

[Boomhauer]

my mother says that all the time <_<

Really? I thought I was quoting Jesus.

and in a weird sort of way it makes sense

but in another way it makes no sense, cause you gotta think of the people who have low standards, their picture of self competition would be using smart books to prop up the wobbly chair instead of comicbooks

[looking at watch] How long until someone chimes in "Hey, are you implying people who read comics have low standards?"

[lister]

Really? I thought I was quoting Jesus.



maybe my mom was quoting him, who knows?

[looking at watch] How long until someone chimes in "Hey, are you implying people who read comics have low standards?"

oh crap, you're right i forgot this was an anime forum, and close to anime is magna

*waits for bashing to commence*

[Boomhauer]

maybe my mom was quoting him, who knows?

You're mom knows my neighbor Jesus? Small world.

[lister]

oh i thought you were quoting the jesus

you know Jesus Christ

or as we say in mexico Jesus Christ

[Boomhauer]

^lol. Ok, you caught me. Jesus is just some guy I made up. It was me all along.

[RecentMidget]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e136/legendaryx32/floor.jpg
http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss173/blackjack0202/Banhammer.png

[Eversio]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5821/battletoadsflyer1smalltnl0.jpg

[lister]

the game drives me insane cause i obsessivley think about it like constantly

i hate the game

[SapperSix]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2s1ptom.jpg

[lister]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2s1ptom.jpg

OMG

the love between a black man and a bucket of chicken is so strong it's illogical

[Old Ape Face]

And this is why Cliff Burton is my god. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug2uCleTXNo&feature=related) Go to 6:38

[lister]

something awesome....

eh.....

well im watching a program thats called sex in space which discusses the act of sex in space for reproduction.,. there is a lot of hurdles that stand in the way thanks to microgravity .. the baby can be born with defects thanks to the microgravity but their saying its only a matter of time before its gonna happen

pretty ****ing awesome

eh?

[Broand]

I'm sure it was.

Although, I think the point of the thread is to show OTHER people awesome stuff. Not discuss what you find awesome and not show anybody.

In other news, I Monster is one of my new favourite bands.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPwZxJWsfdg

[fujyoshi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiKOIf-pyD4

you will have brain damage (:

[Ridley-X4]

You've got BOOST power!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOHfLtdNX8w)

[lister]

I'm sure it was.

Although, I think the point of the thread is to show OTHER people awesome stuff. Not discuss what you find awesome and not show anybody.

In other news, I Monster is one of my new favourite bands.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPwZxJWsfdg

my point was just the concept of sex in space is awesome

not necessairly the show i didn't show to anybody

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edit:

Your life is spinning out of control
Seems the whole world is out to get you
When Everything is wrong nothing seems right

Theres a sinking feeling inside
And your best friend has turned his back
But you cant let it bring you down
No youve got to fight it
Cause you try but you cant let go

its when youre down that you gotta get up
Dont let them walk all over your face
Stand up for yourself and make everything right again
Even if some guys trying to blackmail you
And your girlfriend thinks you suck
Its up to you to let them know it was all just part of some rich guys evil plan

Look out ahead theres a truck changing lanes
You got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip
And those warts on your dick aint gonna go away
Unless you start using topical cream everyday

best song ever


if anyone can name the movie this is from ill eat my own foot

[SapperSix]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k228/SPARTAN-030/1227562405744.jpg

[tenshi_a]

Legend Of Zelda Mosaic made out of Lego:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/boltofblue/sets/72157622334882591/

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/3948942743_07f11ffc9c.jpg

^__^

(it's like, 6 foot tall or something - you don't really see it from this photo, but you do from the others)

[Eversio]

Legend Of Zelda Mosaic made out of Lego:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/boltofblue/sets/72157622334882591/

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/3948942743_07f11ffc9c.jpg

^__^

(it's like, 6 foot tall or something - you don't really see it from this photo, but you do from the others)

That's amazing!


A little Anamanaguchi...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ4CaHqR4XI

[SapperSix]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Shifty56/2hpoc92.gif

[lister]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Shifty56/2hpoc92.gif

hahaha thats awesome

what show or movie is that from?

[SapperSix]

hahaha thats awesome

what show or movie is that from?

Talking car show featuring David Hasselhoff. Or you could call it Knight Rider.

Speaking of Hasselhoff, here's a video of him Drunk at the 2009 EMA's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwmEeVlbrjQ&feature=player_embedded

[lister]

Talking car show featuring David Hasselhoff. Or you could call it Knight Rider.

Speaking of Hasselhoff, here's a video of him Drunk at the 2009 EMA's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwmEeVlbrjQ&feature=player_embedded


thought sooo

are u a girl?

[SapperSix]

thought sooo

are u a girl?

I'll give you one chance, and here's a big hint. I'm a Combat Engineer in the Marine Corps currently with a division unit.

[lister]

I'll give you one chance, and here's a big hint. I'm a Combat Engineer in the Marine Corps currently with a division unit.

oh you're obviously a guy since women dont have the brains to be an engineer


i kid i kid

woman are smart too
more so than men but the thing is this the bell curve for men ranges from extremely stupid too extremely intelligent with not a lot in the middle
with woman the bell curve isnt soo extreme they are more in the middle

EDIT: a lot of people in the army on animenation (i know marines get pissed when we say there in the army, but i dont know which other word to use.....armed forces maybe?)

[Bernard_Monsha]

EDIT: a lot of people in the army on animenation (i know marines get pissed when we say there in the army, but i dont know which other word to use.....armed forces maybe?)


I dunno any army people except Gene (I think), most of us are Marines and a couple of Sailors.

I remember when Sapper Six posted this.

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/pitzenusmc/ArmyStrong.jpg

[SapperSix]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8216/ac2c1f8d8b3e44eaa08ce10.jpg

[Jack_Bauer]

I dunno any army people except Gene (I think), most of us are Marines and a couple of Sailors.

I remember when Sapper Six posted this.

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/pitzenusmc/ArmyStrong.jpg

We actually have this enlarged and posted in our battalion CP. The Marines have a tendency to make fun of the Army, and other services.


Lister,
Its a pride thing. In Marine bootcamp, we had to earn the privilege to be called Marines and our EGA (eagle globe and anchor). THeres a lot of pride instilled as you earn the title so many of us feel insulted being compared to or called Army. In short, we like being referred to as either "Marines" or "Leathernecks"

[Siendra]

oh you're obviously a guy since women dont have the brains to be an engineer

As far as I know, female marines are still restricted from service in combat units (Generally). I believe that's what he was referring to.

[Jack_Bauer]

As far as I know, female marines are still restricted from service in combat units (Generally). I believe that's what he was referring to.

That's service wide. I wonder if it will ever change. I have seen some women capable of handling combat situations before.

[Boomhauer]

Lister,
Its a pride thing. In Marine bootcamp, we had to earn the privilege to be called Marines and our EGA (eagle globe and anchor). THeres a lot of pride instilled as you earn the title so many of us feel insulted being compared to or called Army. In short, we like being referred to as either "Marines" or "Leathernecks"

And they should be so very proud. Just look at them here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLNHB7cgX8

The whole army vs. marines thing is a joke. It's like Jimmy and Timmy arguing about who is less retarded.

[Bernard_Monsha]

We actually have this enlarged and posted in our battalion CP. The Marines have a tendency to make fun of the Army, and other services.

What is funny about this is it's true. one of my old Marine buddies retreaded in the Army and ended up at Ft Hood. They have like an entire company of fat slow rejects they keep on base who walk around and jazzercise or something. I thought he was full of **** until I visited him and he pointed them out. The army keeps them there for a couple of years (at least) to fudge their enlisted numbers.


That's service wide. I wonder if it will ever change. I have seen some women capable of handling combat situations before.

Not hand to hand, women are weaker than men by design. Even the world record holders are only bench/squat/dead lift/clean about 1/3 of their male counterparts.

[V for Vendetta]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k228/SPARTAN-030/1227562405744.jpg

...Oddly enough.

I was not expecting the loud giggle I made after I finished that.
HAHA!

[Melion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep1egs8sUvk

And I think V for Vendetta will like the ending in that video.

(And I like your avatar :) V is awesome)

[Jack_Bauer]

What is funny about this is it's true. one of my old Marine buddies retreaded in the Army and ended up at Ft Hood. They have like an entire company of fat slow rejects they keep on base who walk around and jazzercise or something. I thought he was full of **** until I visited him and he pointed them out. The army keeps them there for a couple of years (at least) to fudge their enlisted numbers.




Not hand to hand, women are weaker than men by design. Even the world record holders are only bench/squat/dead lift/clean about 1/3 of their male counterparts.

Yes, I know what you're talking about. Its sort of like our BCP program, but instead its taken to a company level. However, that program is a complete fail because they lack the discipline to achieve their goals in loosing the weight. An army buddy of mine is also at Ft. Hood and was a SNCO in that program and he told me that these fatties eat what they want and dont PT as much like they should be.

True. I say they experiment with the idea and create a platoon of women and train them like an infantry unit. That would never fly though

[Melion]

http://upload.snelhest.org/images/0911071255868663604.jpg

[V for Vendetta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep1egs8sUvk

And I think V for Vendetta will like the ending in that video.

(And I like your avatar :) V is awesome)

O_O I really did not expect that ending! HAHA!! Well done indeed! HAHA!!
And thank you very much for that comment my dear. Meas a great deal to me. ^^

[Eversio]

Being a smartass...


Vadar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ehztRDhZc

Emperor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsT0aiU-3J0

Saruman: http://www.flickr.com/photos/borgli/2532782469/

[fujyoshi]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8216/ac2c1f8d8b3e44eaa08ce10.jpg

/heh SO true

[V for Vendetta]

Being a smartass...


Vadar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ehztRDhZc

Emperor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsT0aiU-3J0

Saruman: http://www.flickr.com/photos/borgli/2532782469/


Oh my lord.
Those are epic.

The Saruman one is the best, by far!
HAHAHA!!!

[Gray]

http://thisisphotobomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Disco-moshbomb-P.jpg

http://thisisphotobomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Afirst-sexy-picture-P.jpg

[fujyoshi]

http://thisisphotobomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Disco-moshbomb-P.jpg

http://thisisphotobomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Afirst-sexy-picture-P.jpg

I don't get the first picture

[Eversio]

^Look at the kids face behind the chick, it's a look of complete disgust.

[Siendra]

And horror. Same with the kid on the back right.

[fujyoshi]

/heh its because she needs clothes that fit

[Trefellin]

And she's xxhardcorxx dancing.

[Melion]

And she's xxhardcorxx dancing.

I think that is actually more like crabcore dancing...

http://upload.snelhest.org/images/0911081252306365125.gif

[Boomhauer]

And she's xxhardcorxx dancing.

yeah I saw some kid "dancing" like that at a show recently. he was just standing at the edge of the pit bobbing his head with the music then all of the sudden he would just freak out and start punching at the air. it was like "oh, alright, this is some good music. i can dig it........aaaahhhhhhrrrrggghhh!!! **ck you air!! stop allowing me to live!!!

hardcore dancing may actually be what medical professionals refer to as Acute Intermittent and Recurrent Convulsive Seizures. damn sodie-pop.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I wish I could find that Something Awful (sic) page that had all the photoshops of that chick doing the skank dance. It had one that was Lord of the Rings themed and was all "One does not simply skank into Mordor."

[lister]

http://thisisphotobomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Disco-moshbomb-P.jpg

http://thisisphotobomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Afirst-sexy-picture-P.jpg

2nb base twins

and a girl Having a Seizure

[Bisu]

That would be the renowned Mosh Girl. A google search will turn up various photoshoppah threads, such as this one (http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?t=372126).

My favorite:

http://www.mydigitalinnerchild.com/images/talkbass/dancing-blue-footed-moshgirl.jpg

[fujyoshi]

yeah I saw some kid "dancing" like that at a show recently. he was just standing at the edge of the pit bobbing his head with the music then all of the sudden he would just freak out and start punching at the air. it was like "oh, alright, this is some good music. i can dig it........aaaahhhhhhrrrrggghhh!!! **ck you air!! stop allowing me to live!!!

hardcore dancing may actually be what medical professionals refer to as Acute Intermittent and Recurrent Convulsive Seizures. damn sodie-pop.

/heh wuut sounds like he definetly got into it x) reminds me of how when I listen to happy music and throw myself into the wall sometimes (:

[RecentMidget]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NAAoZGOM78&feature=related

Decapitation!!!

[Boomhauer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NAAoZGOM78&feature=related

Decapitation!!!

Speaking of 300....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qKD-Ph7ds

This is kinda messed up but it was made by Latinos and I'm from San Diego so it's ok, right?

[Melion]

For the forum noobs:

Posting And You!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting

[Caster13]

For the forum noobs:

Posting And You!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting

OMG that's pure win!! http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk167/ferrariaddict/icon_204.gifhttp://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk167/ferrariaddict/icon_204.gif This is 100% truth, this wins the internet. Hands down, no questions asked.

[autsiticanime]

I'm not sure if anyone's aware, but YGO abridged 43 and 44 have been up for a week or so...

episode 43

http://www.youtube.com/user/CardGamesFTW#p/c/7702960E61BAFD6B/20/5jE4XaAX-uM

episode 44

http://www.youtube.com/user/CardGamesFTW#p/c/7702960E61BAFD6B/21/B1l7OrlU6xE

[Eversio]

I'm not sure if anyone's aware, but YGO abridged 43 and 44 have been up for a week or so...

episode 43

http://www.youtube.com/user/CardGamesFTW#p/c/7702960E61BAFD6B/20/5jE4XaAX-uM

episode 44

http://www.youtube.com/user/CardGamesFTW#p/c/7702960E61BAFD6B/21/B1l7OrlU6xE

Wow those were hilarious. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU**" I laughed so damn hard.

[Old Ape Face]

For the forum noobs:

Posting And You!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting

Screw the rules, <_< people can deal with my bad posting procedures.

[Melion]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/1077-Final-Fantasy-XII

Unleash the Bunny Squadron!

[willag]

For the forum noobs:

Posting And You!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting

And to continue with this educational post...

For those posters out there who love to post and need an idea on some original topics. I'm sure the forum would truly appreciate you:

http://redvsblue.com/archive/episode.php?id=288


What can happen when the wrong post is made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos


(I imagine a lot of people on here have probably already seen both, but oh well... no less amazing).

[Bernard_Monsha]

:( All we had was Twister and Candy Land. :(

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/73106_orgyboardgame.jpg

[Boomhauer]

:( All we had was Twister and Candy Land. :(

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/73106_orgyboardgame.jpg

WOW! That's like a dildo, a fleshlight and a bong all-in-one. And look, the instruction scroll is suitable for framing! I'd like to see the paperwork for that patent.

SPREAD IT ON!

[Caster13]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/1077-Final-Fantasy-XII

Unleash the Bunny Squadron!

HAHAHAHA MST3K style FTW!! http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk167/ferrariaddict/icon_204.gif

[Jatz]

:( All we had was Twister and Candy Land. :(

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/73106_orgyboardgame.jpg

My mind went to a perverted place when I saw a certain adjective. I think the internet was warped me.

[tenshi_a]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/1077-Final-Fantasy-XII

Unleash the Bunny Squadron!

Yeah, Zero Punctuation really is the only funny thing on that site, and only then - once a month, huh?

The funniest thing is that both of the guys doing the talking speak with slightly similar mannerisms and drawl as the Comic Book Guy in The Simpsons. Even though the magazine is Australian.

[Melion]

Yeah, Zero Punctuation really is the only funny thing on that site, and only then - once a month, huh?

The funniest thing is that both of the guys doing the talking speak with slightly similar mannerisms and drawl as the Comic Book Guy in The Simpsons. Even though the magazine is Australian.

Actually that was Unskippable. Zero Punctuation (The guy who does them is called Yatzhee) is about reviewing and bashing almost everything in new released games.

I like theirs game reviews the other who work on the magazine does, the people on the forums can be a little "elite a**holes" sometimes but otherwise I like the site.

EDIT: Unskippable and Zero Punctuation actually release their videos once a week. It varies sometimes though.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Yeah, Zero Punctuation really is the only funny thing on that site, and only then - once a month, huh?

The funniest thing is that both of the guys doing the talking speak with slightly similar mannerisms and drawl as the Comic Book Guy in The Simpsons. Even though the magazine is Australian.

Actually, the Escapist News Network is pretty funny.

[SapperSix]

http://www.whatcracksmeup.com/uploads/4252008_05_09_peter_griffin.jpg

[Old Ape Face]

http://www.whatcracksmeup.com/uploads/4252008_05_09_peter_griffin.jpg

Insert Kepachi's ROFLMMFAO smiley.

[Lemina]

I have removed several posts including Gohan's links which resulted in him getting an infraction. If we see more posts like these, this thread will be closed and this topic in general will not be allowed anymore.

[earsofdoom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv5qzMtLE60

Don't question it, just do it.

[Jack_Bauer]

For those who are fortunately enough to have a 7-11 stores nearby, you will find the lovable Domo-kun (NHK) in his very own section. I guess the company started selling D-K products. I just got back to cali (from NC) and I saw a 7-11 so I stopped by and I saw this. Started about last month from what I heard.

http://albotas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/domo-7-eleven-display-6.jpg

[Caster13]

Honestly I don't think many people here have any clue at all who Domo-kun is.

[Old Ape Face]

For those who are fortunately enough to have a 7-11 stores nearby, you will find the lovable Domo-kun (NHK) in his very own section. I guess the company started selling D-K products. I just got back to cali (from NC) and I saw a 7-11 so I stopped by and I saw this. Started about last month from what I heard.

http://albotas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/domo-7-eleven-display-6.jpg

Started a lot longer than that, it's been all over the 7-11 neer me.

[lister]

i saw people selling this stuff in little street shops in mexico

its nothing new

[SapperSix]

http://mudvillemagazine.com/loafers/images/melindcar.gif

[SapperSix]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll300/freelovefreex/desc/ursohot.jpg

[Caster13]

http://mudvillemagazine.com/loafers/images/melindcar.gif

Who the hell would turn a f-ing Geo Metro into an off road vehicle? That's one of the crappiest vehicles ever made. It has a three cylinder engine that weighs like 40 pounds with pistons only slightly larger in diameter than soda cans.

[animeotaku99]

narrow profile maybe? I don't know if you would be able to modifiy the engine to give it some more torque or what even wold make it move through rough/steep terrian better

[Pocahontas]

ROFLCOPTER! ewmigod

[Old Ape Face]

Who the hell would turn a f-ing Geo Metro into an off road vehicle? That's one of the crappiest vehicles ever made. It has a three cylinder engine that weighs like 40 pounds with pistons only slightly larger in diameter than soda cans.

it looks shooped anyway.

[fujyoshi]

http://mudvillemagazine.com/loafers/images/melindcar.gif

what on earth /heh someone had alot 'a free time I guess

[Pocahontas]

seems like it would be difficult to climb into that car
and no drive-thru's for him

[Caster13]

narrow profile maybe? I don't know if you would be able to modifiy the engine to give it some more torque or what even wold make it move through rough/steep terrian better

You can see the engine in the front of the car, it's either a V6 or V8. Not the Inline 3.

[Caster13]

DOUBLE POST.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K02O02NqndE

Pure, undeniable, comedy gold.

[SapperSix]

http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/Buseys.gif

[Caster13]

I don't get it.

[SapperSix]

I don't get it.

You aren't supposed to get it, because it is Gary Busey

[Caster13]

I know who Gary Busey is. I'm guessing it's just showing the fact that he's crazy?

inb4captainobvious.

[SapperSix]

http://www.bingegamer.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Lumberjack-Commandos.jpg

[Old Ape Face]

I can almost play the first half of Orion solid on Bass.

[Caster13]

I can almost play the first half of Orion solid on Bass.

PROOF, or GTFO.

[Old Ape Face]

PROOF, or GTFO.

I have a camera but I don't know how to upload stuff like that on the computer.

And when I said solid, I meant I can pretty much play everything in the first half, not entirely connected though, I need to work on my stamina, becuase it takes so much will power to play it all, and it's a lot of playing.

I want to get to the point of the song where 6:37 is on my signature, that is my goal. and if I can do that I'll be happy.

I don't even know what fret that part starts on and I have 24 frets.

it sounds like 24 to me.

[SapperSix]

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/2745/ilusaopb.gif

[Jack_Bauer]

Not sure if this was posted already. If it has, then I apologize ladies and gentlemen

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1096/2137a9950nf3.jpg


Just shows how fast "The Flash" really is when he knocked out the other guy out of the way before the camera man took another picture.

[Old Ape Face]

Hey Kenpachi you think Orion is tough to play on Bass, I'm touching this next (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4nCy5CITc8)

Yeah, that's right

[Ken-Ohki]

Guys, several posts of a sexual nature have been deleted from the Awesome thread. This after Athena has kindly warned against such postings. We are almost ready to close or delete this thread if this continues.

[Lemina]

I removed those posts which were sexual in nature. This is not allowed in AN. This will the third and final warning we will be giving you regarding what you post in this thread. Graphic images including YouTube links that are sexual or graphical in nature are not allowed here.

The next time we see it you will recieve an infraction and this thread will be locked. This topic will be not be allowed anymore considering this isn't the first Awesome thread that was closed.

[Pocahontas]

Wow...
They're pist!

[lister]

Awwww

I didn't get to see any sexual images

[Pocahontas]

Me either : (

[The Million Dollar Prons]

http://twitter.com/big_ben_clock

The single best twitter account ever

[DavenIII]

http://twitter.com/big_ben_clock

the single best twitter account ever

rofl!!!!!!!!!!

[Rei]

:lol:

I can't believe how many followers that account has.

[lister]

http://twitter.com/big_ben_clock

The single best twitter account ever

:lol: that is awesome

BONG BONG BONG



I could use a BONG right now

[fujyoshi]

Awwww

I didn't get to see any sexual images

there wasn't any such thing but I linked to a song that turned me on so hard that I went into detail about what I'd do to it (: