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Bernard_Monsha
April 14th, 2009, 06:20 AM
The article says he inhaled a bud, I will just leave it at that.

5 cm. fir tree removed from patient’s lung (http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/04/13/firtree/)

A five-centimeter fir tree has been found in the lung of a man who complained he had a strong pain in his chest and was coughing blood.

The 28-year-old patient, Artyom Sidorkin, came to a hospital in the city of Izhevsk in Central Russia last week, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports.

Doctors x-rayed his chest and found a tumor in one of the lungs. Suspecting cancer, they made a decision to perform biopsy, but when they cut the tissue, they were amazed to see green needles in the cut.

“I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things. Then I called the assistant to have a look,” says Vladimir Kamashev, doctor at the Udmurtian Cancer Center.

The five-centimeter branch was removed from the patient’s body.

“They told me my coughing blood was not caused by any disease,” Sidorkin says.

“It was the needles poking the capillaries. It really hurt a lot. But I never felt like I had an alien object inside of me.”

It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. They suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body.

Meanwhile, the piece of lung with the little fir tree has been preserved for further study.

DavenIII
April 14th, 2009, 10:17 AM
that's a pretty awesome story, it's like hydroponics but cooler.

waltsoph3
April 14th, 2009, 11:47 AM
:eek: Ooo that sucks. Man that is just unbelivable. This guy though might be resting a little easier now knowing thats all it ever was. But man talk about the odds of that happening to someone. Still..wow. That puts shivers to my spine.lol

Meggles
April 14th, 2009, 12:53 PM
This reminds me of when my mom told me not to eat orange seeds because an orange tree would grow in my stomach and eventually explode out of me and then I'd die. Yes, my mom told this to me. When I was four. And I believed it. :(

ThePhillyFlash
April 14th, 2009, 01:02 PM
And that crap GREW inside him instead of being flushed out anytime he took a dump? Incredible! Ripley's needs to get in touch with that guy!

Old Ape Face
April 14th, 2009, 01:06 PM
This reminds me of when my mom told me not to eat orange seeds because an orange tree would grow in my stomach and eventually explode out of me and then I'd die. Yes, my mom told this to me. When I was four. And I believed it. :(

your stomach is one thing, but your lungs? um I didn't know the lungs were part of the digestive track :uhh:

superplough
April 14th, 2009, 01:21 PM
Wow, so plants CAN grow inside you?

*stops eating anything with seeds*

DavenIII
April 14th, 2009, 01:30 PM
your stomach is one thing, but your lungs? um I didn't know the lungs were part of the digestive track :uhh:

that's the thing, I doubt many seeds could live in your stomach, that stomach acid kills most seeds I'd imagine, but the lungs, that seems like a place where things could grow... how it got there is the hard part.

Broand
April 14th, 2009, 02:30 PM
that's the thing, I doubt many seeds could live in your stomach, that stomach acid kills most seeds I'd imagine, but the lungs, that seems like a place where things could grow... how it got there is the hard part.

On the contrary, Seeds commonly just pass through your digestive tracts and come out during excrement. This is why there are so many delicious fruits you see.

GreatNekoKoneko
April 14th, 2009, 06:17 PM
... i dunno. i seem to keep finding corn in my stool. is this because i have a corncob in my colon?

Caster13
April 14th, 2009, 09:52 PM
First a robber turned into a sex slave, now this? Russia is getting pretty interesting.

SapperSix
April 14th, 2009, 09:59 PM
Russia StrOnG!1!1!!!1111

DazzleKitty
April 14th, 2009, 10:55 PM
Holy cow....that's really unbelievable. Poor guy.

fujyoshi
April 15th, 2009, 01:56 AM
thats more insane then the story about the guy who inhaled the thumb tack

superplough
April 15th, 2009, 02:47 AM
... i dunno. i seem to keep finding corn in my stool. is this because i have a corncob in my colon?

I didn't know Hara! was your type

Old Ape Face
April 15th, 2009, 08:33 AM
I didn't know Hara! was your type

Rofl Rofl Rofl