April Fools jokes

[Haruhi]

I know in the spirit of April Fools, we all like to joke around a bit here and there. And that's fine. =) I just ask that you guys keep it clean. If you have to think twice about a joke, it's probably not suitable to post here.

So, yeah. Have fun and keep it clean!

[ZechsMerquise1]

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?




A Catalog lmao

[Lacan]

The people who thinks that the 2012 prophecy will mean the end of the world is false. What the 2012 prophecy means is that giant space kittens with laser eye beams will come and enslave humanity. So we as humans are okay, as long as we obey our new kitten overlords.

[Spadesy]

8 hour layover at Incheon en route to Manila, and I'm not permitted to leave the airport...now THAT is an April Fool's joke.

[Gibb]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/ - lots of new fake products. The Tauntaun sleeping bag is so awesome that I hope it becomes a real product, since I would buy one.

Google announces Autopilot™ for Gmail, which autoresponds to emails so you don't have to bother with it.
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html

Opera introduces Face Gestures
http://labs.opera.com/news/2009/04/01/

[Haro!]

8 hour layover at Incheon en route to Manila, and I'm not permitted to leave the airport...now THAT is an April Fool's joke.

With your luck there are a bunch of hot Korean girls just outside the airport.

[Raziel_MGS]

gamespot has a funny one about the cancelation of the aliens colonial marines game

[xia]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/ - lots of new fake products. The Tauntaun sleeping bag is so awesome that I hope it becomes a real product, since I would buy one.




Hhaha, thank you for this link.
And here I was just thinking how much I hate April Fools day

[The Million Dollar Prons]

gamespot has a funny one about the cancelation of the aliens colonial marines game

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6207154.html?tag=latestheadlines;title;2

[Holy Knight]

Blizzard outdoes itself, as usual. (http://www.blizzard.com/us/)

[Vaikyuko]

Backloggery (for those of you who use it) has a very funny one that took me a second to notice. It adds modifiers to the currently playing game titles on your page (so something like Gears of War could become "Super Gears of War", or you have "Doki Doki The House of the Dead", or even "Tales of Pokemon: Diamond Version"). There's probably a dozen modifiers, really neat.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Blizzard outdoes itself, as usual. (http://www.blizzard.com/us/)

The archivist wasn't too funny, the terra-ton was alright for it's reerences to voltron, but I stayed for the WoW Dance battle system.

Although it's not as funnny as the wow console port.

[Gibb]

Blizzard outdoes itself, as usual. (http://www.blizzard.com/us/)

Oh man, the Archivist videos are great.

[Bernard_Monsha]

My company announced 500 layoffs today!

[throughhim413]

Backloggery (for those of you who use it) has a very funny one that took me a second to notice. It adds modifiers to the currently playing game titles on your page (so something like Gears of War could become "Super Gears of War", or you have "Doki Doki The House of the Dead", or even "Tales of Pokemon: Diamond Version"). There's probably a dozen modifiers, really neat. I like this one because it says that I'm playing "Tales of Tales of Destiny".

[Gibb]

My company announced 500 layoffs today!

LOL!!!!.... haha..... hah.... ha... :( ? ... **awkward silence**

[Bernard_Monsha]

LOL!!!!.... haha..... hah.... ha... :( ? ... **awkward silence**

It is hilarious because the only people laid off here were some Indians who thought they were being trained to be replacments for our techs and some managment positions. I had butted heads more than once with them over their behaviour. There was even one who said he was going to have my office, and would comment in the hall about how he was going to have a bigger desk, more pictures, ect. I am thinking of taking them out to a Steak House or Cheeseburger Cheeseburger so they can eat some sacred cow, I mean crow.

[Old Ape Face]

My Superviser tricked us in trying to get us to stay an extra 2 hours at work,

But I had work at another job 2 hours after that job, and it's a 45min drive, I was going to say something.

[JoeStrummer]

My dad convinced me he sold my comic book collection. Honestly, what an ***.

[Victory]

On nicovideo they were testing out a "high speed player" which made comments red and go by faster.

One of the diablo III screenshots has the archivist saying "In my day, there were no colors" :lol:

[fujyoshi]

I'm probably the only person that doesn't give a crap about april fools.

[Spadesy]

With your luck there are a bunch of hot Korean girls just outside the airport.

Sat next to one on the plane who told me she was from Pusan but her grand dad was from Pyeongyang. She was nice. :)

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Sat next to one on the plane who told me she was from Pusan but her grand dad was from Pyeongyang. She was nice. :)

Are you going to Cebu because I once knew a chick from Cebu that told me "If you don't like it, call the marines lol" and I was all "Damn it if only I could summon Dusty Larson like Gigantor."

Bigger than BIG.
STronger than STRONG.
Quicker than QUICK.
Taller than TALL.
DUSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Spadesy]

^ I seriously think you are the only one on the internet who has been able to make me blush behind the screen. Total face palm.

[Caster13]

How about the supposed giant computer virus?

[Meggles]

One of my friends told her mom she was pregnant as an April Fool's joke. She ran away before her mom could say anything to her and she kept getting phone calls all day because her mom actually believed her. :lol:

[Trefellin]

I don't like this nonsense at all.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Are you going to Cebu because I once knew a chick from Cebu that told me "If you don't like it, call the marines lol" and I was all "Damn it if only I could summon Dusty Larson like Gigantor."

Bigger than BIG.
STronger than STRONG.
Quicker than QUICK.
Taller than TALL.
DUSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Girls from Cebu mean me Prons, since half the kids born since 97 are mine.

[Spadesy]

^ LOL I was with a girl from Cebu today...claimed to have moved to Manila for better "opportunities." Maybe I should drop your name to see if she remembers anything. :P

[The Million Dollar Prons]

^ LOL I was with a girl from Cebu today...claimed to have moved to Manila for better "opportunities." Maybe I should drop your name to see if she remembers anything. :P

Drop her my name she won't remember it but she'll remember that I owe her money :elvis:

[Spadesy]

There needs to be an offshoot of AN members where our sole mission is to go tag team.

[Samurai Drifter]

I called my brother and told him Neil Peart of Rush died in a car crash.

Simple, yet effective.