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Bernard_Monsha
March 27th, 2009, 03:20 PM
She evidently did not "Love his nuts"


ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch
(http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch/)
Posted Mar 27th 2009 5:05PM by TMZ Staff

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.

Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.
Old Ape Face
March 27th, 2009, 03:24 PM
And she will not be offered free Sham Wows evidently.
Haro!
March 27th, 2009, 03:30 PM
Oh, poor Rhianna.


Too soon?
goddessofanime
March 27th, 2009, 03:42 PM
Poor Sham Wow guy....first Scientology wants to kill his arse and now a hooker won't let go......
Hara!
March 27th, 2009, 05:58 PM
*insert Scout quotes from TF2*

Also, I love Offer, and I feel he was justified here, but I can't help but feel he's a **** IRL.

Also, this article has pictures:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
Old Ape Face
March 27th, 2009, 06:26 PM
his commercial is fake BTW
animeotaku99
March 27th, 2009, 06:35 PM
looks like she didn't love his nuts
Holy Knight
March 27th, 2009, 06:49 PM
That should teach him to hold his tongue.
animeotaku99
March 27th, 2009, 06:56 PM
Did he use a ShamWow to wipe up the blood?

and his products are real.
Old Ape Face
March 27th, 2009, 07:00 PM
Did he use a ShamWow to wipe up the blood?

and his products are real.

the Commercial where he tests the soda on the carpet is fake. It's a camera trick.
Hara!
March 27th, 2009, 07:02 PM
I'm not sure about Slap-Chop, but Sham-Wow doesn't work as well as advertised.
animeotaku99
March 27th, 2009, 07:04 PM
the guy wanted to try and sell a mainstream product instead of a crappy smutty comedy video
animegurl
March 27th, 2009, 07:29 PM
Also, this article has pictures:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
Um... What's with the snowflake design on the shirt?
The Million Dollar Prons
March 27th, 2009, 07:59 PM
the Commercial where he tests the soda on the carpet is fake. It's a camera trick.

I've seen it in real life, it's not a fake.


Vince was a scientologist, needless to say that's why shamwow wound up as a good invention
Hara!
March 27th, 2009, 08:10 PM
I've seen it in real life, it's not a fake.


Vince was a scientologist, needless to say that's why shamwow wound up as a good invention

Your lies flow like Buzz Cola from a shoddy German rag.
animeotaku99
March 28th, 2009, 07:28 AM
I was on 4chans /k/-weapons the other day and someone made a post about this. well, almost everyne pointed out that he is a jew
throughhim413
March 28th, 2009, 07:30 AM
I always knew Billy Mays was the better man.
Old Ape Face
March 28th, 2009, 08:14 AM
Your lies flow like Buzz Cola from a shoddy German rag.

OMG I just Laughed my *** off from this post XD
goddessofanime
March 28th, 2009, 02:31 PM
maybe scientology set him up...:P
xia
March 29th, 2009, 05:16 AM
Wow he looks about twenty years older in his mug shots than he did on t.v
waltsoph3
March 30th, 2009, 11:09 AM
Hmm makes me wonder if the hooker was secretly an assassin spy hired by Billy Mays ?! He said he awoke a sleeping gaint and was coming after Vince.

Hey Billy said he said he wasn't fighter..but he never said anything about being a sneaky thinker.

Still seriously...lol this was just messed up. Trying to rip off the tounge? Was she trying to kill him? I think so or at least kill his carrer.
Takuto
March 30th, 2009, 11:42 AM
If you love your Sham Wow don't forget to buy your Slap chop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs
throughhim413
March 30th, 2009, 11:46 AM
The Slap Chop commercial is only good for the line "You're gonna love my nuts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ)"
goddessofanime
March 30th, 2009, 12:31 PM
The Slap Chop commercial is only good for the line "You're gonna love my nuts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ)"

obviously, she didn't love his nuts.
throughhim413
March 30th, 2009, 12:32 PM
From the OP:
She evidently did not "Love his nuts"

Not that I make any claims of originality myself.
Trefellin
March 30th, 2009, 02:28 PM
She got what was coming to her for trying to eat his tongue.
RecentMidget
March 30th, 2009, 03:06 PM
he was drinking too much of this


http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l436/elc1247/n1055940019_30062329_2058.jpg