The Most Epic Vandalism Ever

[Spadesy]

I don't care who you are. I don't even think Jesus, Buddha, Shiva and Chuck Norris combined can create a masterpiece of "Sticking it to the Man" like this.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45596000/jpg/_45596188_house466300.jpg

An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/ne...00/7961224.stm

[Tom Servo]

It's wasn't vandalism, he was celebrating England's long history of drawing huge phalluses (http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/main/w-chl/w-countryside_environment/w-archaeology/w-archaeology-places_to_visit/w-archaeology-cerne_abbas_giant.htm).

[Leader Desslock]

In high school, a friend and I hung a huge For Sale sign on the school, with the principal's home number as the primary contact.

He wasn't happy, for some reason. Some people just don't have a sense of humor.

[tenshi_a]

It made me laugh out loud when someone pointed this news article out to me at work. Not really because of what it is, but because it's on his parents' £1000000 mansion and no-one noticed before he was out of the country! He's in Brazil now! :lol:

BTW your link to the original article is broken; it was here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm

Here's another telling of the story, with more info / comedy:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Teens_giant_penis_surprise_ for_parents&in_article_id=594257&in_page_id=2

A teenager decided to give his parents a nice surprise by painting a 60ft-long penis on the new roof of their £1million house.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/penisroofKNS_450x300.jpg

Inspired by watching a documentary on Google Earth, 18-year-old Rory McInnes decided to give aerial observers an eyeful, with the aid of a tin of white paint.

The new flat roof of Andy and Clare McInnes' house in Hungerford, Berkshire, had recently been completed by builders. Painting the enormous member took Rory only half an hour.

There it lurked for around twelve months, until a passing helicopter pilot spotted it, and let his passengers take photos. Fortunately for Rory, he was safely on the other side of the world when his parents found out, on a gap-year in Brazil.

Rory's mother, Clare, told The Sun: 'We don't want any more children, so the idea of sleeping under a giant fertility symbol is rather worrying.'

Rory is expected to have a cleaning job on his hands when he gets back home. Sadly for him, it appears that his original plan to have the massive organ recorded by Google has failed - Google Maps currently shows the house in its pristine, un-penised state.

:lol:

[Reinas]

:lol:
For a year...awesome.

[superplough]

Heh-heh-heh. It's a penis. Heh-heh.

[Melion]

"so the idea of sleeping under a giant fertility symbol is rather worrying."

Lolz

[kenshinbebop]

Looks more like a bomb or rocket or something...the head is malformed. :rolleyes:

[Phantom]

Its a sign for the aliens when and if they ever come. Strike here!

[Siendra]

Is it cold up there or something?

[Midoriko87]

Boy, am I ever blind. Looking at the first photo, I didn't even notice it was the roof. I'm thinking the kid had drew balls on the basketball court located behind the house. -_-; Didn't get it 'til I actually read the article.

Anyhow, actually, it's not really funny or anything to me, hmm....

[VidelCoolGirl]

You know 18 year old boys. Any thing referencing a penis is HILARIOUS. Which is why we have movies like American Pie.

[Old Ape Face]

You know 18 year old boys. Any thing referencing a penis is HILARIOUS. Which is why we have movies like American Pie.

I think his parents had it right when they said they didn't want anymore kids.

[Meggles]

Something like this happened at my school when the building consisted of large, unwindowed expanses of brick, 30ft high and 50yds across. One inspired student painted on the school "(Principal's name) sucks (a not nice word for testicles)" accompanied by a 20 foot wide depiction of said piece of male anatomy.

Not surprisingly, my school changes administration annually.

[Tidusauron12]

You know 18 year old boys. Any thing referencing a penis is HILARIOUS. Which is why we have movies like American Pie.

To be honest, my friends and I laugh our ***** off because of this one guy. At school he randomly and secretly draws penises on other peoples' assignments/tests, so that when they turn them in, they get flamed by the teacher. We don't know why he does it... he just does it. It's funny, really. :lol:

[waltsoph3]

WTFreak!? sigh i got nothing to say.


Actually I'd LOL!! Thats just messed up and takes this point to next level. lol just unbelivable.

[autsiticanime]

Why does this remind me of the ending to 'Summer Heights High'?

[Kizoku Keenan]

what a willy

[Gaming_Bum]

So a thread like this is ok, but my thread talking about a lapdance isn't? I call shenanigans!

edit: awesome prank though! lol