Funny/Stupid things you've done when 'courting'

[MirKz]

Hey all,

I thought it'd be funny to hear about some of the stupid things people have done/said when talking to a crush or trying to get to know them better or courting.

There's a girl I've been a little interested in as of late, met her officially for the first time today, anyway, we've spoken on FB a few times here n there, nothing major. I sent a msg today saying basically this.

"Was nice actually meeting you today!
Hope the car didn't set ya back too much!

Would you be interested in doing something sometime?"

After a few mins I've thought, what the hell did I send that for!?
and realising it sounds really weird (or at least to me).

Anyway after speaking to a friend about it, we came up with this -

"by doing something sometime, I mean that in a non weirdo way

signed, captain awkward

:P"

Still spewing I sent it in the first place.. haha
anyone else done or said stupid things ?

[superplough]

I asked one girlfriend out via Nintendo DS wireless chat

[throughhim413]

I asked one girlfriend out via Nintendo DS wireless chatWait... You've actually used the DS wireless chat? I don't think I've ever met anyone who has used it before...

[J Dude]

Last time I asked a girl out she ended up making me wait forty minutes in the cold and pulled a no show on what would have been the first date. Then the next day she gives me some story about how she was driving with no license and got pulled over by the cops and had to go fill out a report at the police station. I found that a little hard to chew considering she didn't seem to be upset about it when I saw her the day after the date was supposed to happen. I lost interest in her and pretty much just told her if she wants to do anything with me, just let me know. Then I pretty much just stopped talking to her completely, as is the tradition in Maryland. :lol: I mean jeez... if she didn't want to date me, she should have just said no when I asked her out.

About a month later after I deleted her number out of my cellphone, she text messages me saying, "Hey what's up?" I didn't recognize who it was and I responded with, "Um... who is this? I don't recognize this number." Then she responded with, "Oh I think you know who this is!" Then I was like to myself, "Oh crap... it's her..." Thus I never bothered responding back. Haven't found anyone since then in the past four months or so that I've been interested in. Looks like I'm single for now still and maybe one day the J Dude will find the right person for him.

[Gibb]

1.) I was interested in a girl several years ago in college. I had been talking to her at school and she told me where she worked, so one day I went to her work to see her. She worked at a florist, so I walked in nonchalantly and started looking at various bouquets and such. She said Hi and asked if I was looking for anything in particular, and I said "Just browsing." After a few more minutes I said "Bye" and left. I felt really ackward afterwards... I mean who goes to a flower shop to browse? Thinking back on it now, she was probably flattered (or weirded out, who knows).

2.) Also in college, on the first day of tennis class, I started talking to a pretty cute girl. I'm really shy, so it was pretty unusual that I actually started talking to this girl on the first day of class. Anyway I eventually started going to lunch with her, and I took her to McDonald's haha. I didn't think anything of it, cause it was close to the college, but thinking back on it now it seems stupid. Also, the girl was really attractive, so she would have guys hover around her everywhere we went, which was kind of annoying.

3.) I fancied a girl that I worked with at Gamestop many years ago. We were not the best of friends because I didn't work with her too often, but I ended up giving her Skies of Arcadia (DC) for her birthday because I knew she had been looking for it forever. When I gave it to her she had the most bizarre ackward reaction and said "Ooooh kaaaaay..." I felt awful for weeks. Even to this day I still feel ackward just thinking about it, haha.

[DavenIII]

3.) I fancied a girl that I worked with at Gamestop many years ago. We were not the best of friends because I didn't work with her too often, but I ended up giving her Skies of Arcadia (DC) for her birthday because I knew she had been looking for it forever. When I gave it to her she had the most bizarre ackward reaction and said "Ooooh kaaaaay..." I felt awful for weeks. Even to this day I still feel ackward just thinking about it, haha.


that one sucks, I've been there though, High School I went out of my way to find out what this girl wanted, (and now I don't even remember what it was anymore) but I went out and found it for her bought it and gave it to her for her birthday and she was all "Kay, thanks...." and then nothing just walks away, we had always been friends so I guess I was at the friend level, but I put a lot of work into that gift I was hoping for more then a "Kay Thanks...." carry on like nothing just happened.

{edit} I remembered, it was some weird pair of Aldo Shoe's I had her friend come shopping with me to show me exactly what pair and size to get....and those damn shoes are expensive for someone in 10-11th grade lol.

[Spadesy]

I met up with one girl who just randomly started to dance with me at a club called Saicoro/Saicolo in Okinawa...very popular place, Americans falling under SOFA status (such as myself) aren't allowed there, but the place is always crawling with Americans and Japanese girls dancing to house, rap, R&B, etc. I was surprised I was approached at all, considering most of the dudes that frequent the place dress like 50 Cent and I was dressed like your typical, casual white guy.

Before the night ended, she gave me her e-mail address and her name. I talked with her for two weeks, then she wanted to go out with me to Kokusai dori (international street) on a weekend.

We went out for dinner and randomly chatted on a bus through Naha city, then she took me to her apartment. There I watched music videos with her while drinking chu-hais (fruit flavored alcoholic beverages, slightly stronger than average beer). We were both getting tired and ready to crash out. One thing led to another and a one night stand ensued. We went out at noon the next day to grab a bite to eat, then I had to go back to base to get ready for Monday.

After that, she barely talked with me. The only thing she told me after the date was that she regretted being so open too early. I later learned she married her ex boyfriend and now has a child on the way.

The whole experience was awkward and mysterious, on whether or not she was looking for a new bf or a fun time.

C'est la vie. I'll never understand women.

[DavenIII]

went out to a bar with some friends, got home, my friends little sister (21 at the time) decided she was going skinny dipping with some of her friends in my pool, so me and a couple other guys joined in, the little sister, and myself were the only ones to actually go, skinny dipping the rest of the people still had bottoms on, anyhow, me and the little sister hook up in the pool... anyhow it goes further and we get walked in on by a friend, so me and her have a whole discussion afterwards about whether we should tell her brother or not (he was on vacation)

they whole thing just turned into a mess, but at least it was a fun night, I rarely talk to the girl anymore, still friends with the friend, but that night was never really spoken about, I think (well she told me) that she told him though so he knows.

Stupid thing about it, all I had to do was make sure the door was locked and it could have been different, she was a really nice (and hot) girl too.

[Ikari Warrior]

Funny things that I've done:
Back in August, I was eating dinner by myself, and this really hot blonde walked up to me and said, "what's a cute guy like you eating by yourself?"
My reaction: "Uh, what?"
She actually repeated herself :lol:

Stupid things I've done:
I broke up with and went back to my ex-gf 3 times...yeah...

[Meegle]

A couple of years ago I was at this party where the was salsa dancing. And I saw this girl, and I remember I really liked her smile. So I went up, and asked her to dance. Well, I hadn't noticed that she was considerably smaller than the other girls (my friends) who I was used to dancing with. She's like 5ft tall. I'm 6'2. So while dancing I try and bust a couple of turns, and in my first attempt I smacked her in the face with my elbow, the second turn somehow I groped her boob, and in the third turn I smacked her in the face again. I stopped trying to do turns and focused on finishing out the song and retired to my cold black corner of self loathing for the remainder of the evening.

[Old Ape Face]

went out to a bar with some friends, got home, my friends little sister (21 at the time) decided she was going skinny dipping with some of her friends in my pool, so me and a couple other guys joined in, the little sister, and myself were the only ones to actually go, skinny dipping the rest of the people still had bottoms on, anyhow, me and the little sister hook up in the pool... anyhow it goes further and we get walked in on by a friend, so me and her have a whole discussion afterwards about whether we should tell her brother or not (he was on vacation)

they whole thing just turned into a mess, but at least it was a fun night, I rarely talk to the girl anymore, still friends with the friend, but that night was never really spoken about, I think (well she told me) that she told him though so he knows.

Stupid thing about it, all I had to do was make sure the door was locked and it could have been different, she was a really nice (and hot) girl too.

at first I didn't read your friend after My friend's little Sister, so I thought you went Skinny Dipping with your little sister. was like um, you like incest?

[DavenIII]

at first I didn't read your friend after My friend's little Sister, so I thought you went Skinny Dipping with your little sister. was like um, you like incest?

lol! no not even in my Anime.

[throughhim413]

I stopped trying to do turns and focused on finishing out the song and retired to my cold black corner of self loathing for the remainder of the evening.Aw man, you were so close to the KO! You gotta hang in there.

[ladyshiro]

I met a guy in tthe anime section in FYE once. I thought he was weird at first but we gave eachother our email address. But then all of a sudden I decided to ask him to a movie va email. And been see him ever since but he has this habit of introducing me as his friend when he introduces me to people which makes it hard to figure out if we are more then just friends. Which I don't mind if we are just friends.

[DavenIII]

I once had a girl I was seeing force me to call her my girlfriend when I introduced her to my friends, it was rather awkward, never did end up going much further after that, seems like such a little thing but, I don't know it was weird.

I didn't know if I wanted to really have that title with an specific girl when she asked me too, it wasn't like I was out banging everything I could find, I was pretty much only seeing her, but I felt better with the option being there, once we became "boyfriend and girlfriend" it soured rather quickly.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I accidenlty urinated on her slippers.

[Hara!]

I asked a girl out via AIM once.

[MirKz]

I've asked for numbers before over the net.
Then called the girl or something and asked her out to coffee, she agreed.
We ended up having a good night, spoke for like 6 hours straight, was really good, no awkward silences etc.

Then after a week or two we go out again for coffee at another place.
We spoke for another 6 hours and during that time I get the "we're just friends right?" speech. I tell her yeah, however I was actually interested in her, but if things can't go further, happy to stay as friends. We agree to organise to get together again sometime cause we both enjoyed chatting to one another.

I hardly spoke to her again.
Haha.

[f2akid]

I've asked for numbers before over the net.
Then called the girl or something and asked her out to coffee, she agreed.
We ended up having a good night, spoke for like 6 hours straight, was really good, no awkward silences etc.

Then after a week or two we go out again for coffee at another place.
We spoke for another 6 hours and during that time I get the "we're just friends right?" speech. I tell her yeah, however I was actually interested in her, but if things can't go further, happy to stay as friends. We agree to organise to get together again sometime cause we both enjoyed chatting to one another.

I hardly spoke to her again.
Haha.

Mirkz gets around.

Off topic: I really like this thread, it shows that these kinds of things happen to more people than we think and makes me feel like I'm not alone with having flopped with my share of girls in my life so far.

[Holy Knight]

Well, not so much courting as being courted. I'm a dolt when it comes to stuff like this...

Let's see... back in primary school (I must have been 10 years old), I wrote a love letter to a childhood friend for St.-Valentines. But then the whole grade learned, and I endured a week of shame, and a lot of avoiding embarrassing eye-contact with her. I ended up re-writing it to my mother. Yes, I wussed out.

Anyway, I had a girl who became visibly interested in me back in 11th grade. I was unremarkable at the time, but she must have had a certain interest already, since when she'd noticed I got an easy 90% mark on the latest exam, she became quite upfront. But the dolt I was just pushed her away because it was so unexpected, and by the time I realized what was happening, the year was over. She was pretty, too. Damn.

Then comes prom night later that year, and we (a bunch of friends and their parents) gathered at one of our friend's place as pre-prom party. Anyway, I immediately noticed the sister of one of my friends became interested in me because I'd been asked what program I was going into by the parents, and I'd answered "pure sciences". Later that night, one of my friends remarked "man, you look like a mafioso. Slick hair, tight suit, sharp look". So, no wonder she was googly-eyed at that point. Of course, I was subconsciously suppressing the idea she could be interested in ugly me, and then she later asks me to dance and I go "what? Who? Me? Oh, no way! I'm a terrible dancer!" as thought I was utterly clueless to her infatuation, simply because I was horrified at the idea of what my classmates would think.

Then comes cegep, and I get to meet a lot of pretty girls in much the same situations, but this time I was simply an awkward conversationalist, and nothing happened.

Of course, these are just the tip of the iceberg. Please burn me at the stake. I... I suck. :crybaby:

I'm going to have a lot of apologizing to do once I get used to this "relationship" stuff, if I ever meet these girls again...

[MirKz]

Mirkz gets around.

Off topic: I really like this thread, it shows that these kinds of things happen to more people than we think and makes me feel like I'm not alone with having flopped with my share of girls in my life so far.


Haha, hardly.

I've not had an ACTUAL gf for just over 4yrs now.
I've seen 2 girls inbetween then, and anything else that I attempted/failed doesn't count haha.

I think my issue is, as soon as I DO find someone I like, I can seem quite pushy or full on. Probably cause I'm trying to impress or something stupid like that or trying to get things moving along and out of the 'friends' stage.

LOL
Waiting to hear back from the girl I sent the very first post msg to, it's driving me bonkers cause I don't know what she'll think haha

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I've asked for numbers before over the net.
Then called the girl or something and asked her out to coffee, she agreed.
We ended up having a good night, spoke for like 6 hours straight, was really good, no awkward silences etc.

Then after a week or two we go out again for coffee at another place.
We spoke for another 6 hours and during that time I get the "we're just friends right?" speech. I tell her yeah, however I was actually interested in her, but if things can't go further, happy to stay as friends. We agree to organise to get together again sometime cause we both enjoyed chatting to one another.

You spent like 12 hours talking and didn't have sex.

[DazzleKitty]

I asked a girl out via AIM once.

That's how I asked my first boyfriend out. :P


3.) I fancied a girl that I worked with at Gamestop many years ago. We were not the best of friends because I didn't work with her too often, but I ended up giving her Skies of Arcadia (DC) for her birthday because I knew she had been looking for it forever. When I gave it to her she had the most bizarre ackward reaction and said "Ooooh kaaaaay..." I felt awful for weeks. Even to this day I still feel ackward just thinking about it, haha.

To me, that's just plain rude of her. Maybe she was surprised at getting it or thought it was strange that you got it for her if she considered you just a friend. But, her reaction could have been a little less ungrateful. You did spend money on her and found something she had been wanting, after all. A little appreciation wouldn't kill her.

[Danju]

I fancy this girl who works at a plasma center I donate at, and a couple weeks back we were talking while I was hooked up. Well, the playful girl that she is, she was joking around and lifted her hand up for a high-five. For reasons unknown to me even now, I lift the arm that's hooked up to the machine in response. The reaction on her face was a mixture of "are you serious" and "that had to hurt". Doesn't sound like much I'm sure, but it was the single most embarrassing thing in my life.

[Spadesy]

You spent like 12 hours talking and didn't have sex.

Sometimes, there's just more to females than trying to boink them. Nothing wrong with a conversation, especially one that lasts anywhere near that long.

[DavenIII]

Sometimes, there's just more to females than trying to boink them. Nothing wrong with a conversation, especially one that lasts anywhere near that long.

I think Pron's point was in response to Mirkz saying he can be "full on" and or "pushy" when he finds someone he likes.

12 hours of talking neither sounds "pushy" or "full on" to me.

[Spadesy]

^ It can be taken as that. A general rule of thumb is that your average joe isn't going to talk with a girl for such a long time without an intention of going on a date with her or something. But maybe she just doesn't get the message while he insists on talking with her for hours and hours to solidify the effort... LOL

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Sometimes, there's just more to females than trying to boink them. Nothing wrong with a conversation, especially one that lasts anywhere near that long.

Why can't you have your conversation during sex? Come on Spadesy, you have more lung capacity than I do. We found that out in Malaysia, remember?

[f2akid]

I think my issue is, as soon as I DO find someone I like, I can seem quite pushy or full on. Probably cause I'm trying to impress or something stupid like that or trying to get things moving along and out of the 'friends' stage.

It's good to push a relationship out of the 'friends' stage so long as you do it early, early as in as soon as you detect a real interest/attraction from the girl. After that it's plain sailing so long as you show how you feel rather than talk so much - unless she's someone who likes a guy to talk a lot).

Patience can get you so far with a girl it's unreal. But I'm talking a different kind of patience here... (hint: it's not sitting around saying nothing to the girl).

[Haro!]

Several years ago when I was still in HS I tried to show off my violin skills to a girl waiting for the train. This was the 66th Street stop on the 1 line. Turns out the girl was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than I could hope to be. I totally forgot that 66 St is the station closest to Juilliard...

[Old Ape Face]

Several years ago when I was still in HS I tried to show off my violin skills to a girl waiting for the train. This was the 66th Street stop on the 1 line. Turns out the girl was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than I could hope to be. I totally forgot that 66 St is the station closest to Juilliard...

I feel so sorry for you man. Nothing worse to kill your pride then to show off to someone who knows what they're doing.

[Gibb]

Several years ago when I was still in HS I tried to show off my violin skills to a girl waiting for the train. This was the 66th Street stop on the 1 line. Turns out the girl was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than I could hope to be. I totally forgot that 66 St is the station closest to Juilliard...

Sounds hot to me. You should have asked her to tutor you.

[MirKz]

^Easy line :P

this thread is interesting, keep posting all! :)

[JoeStrummer]

I'm not trying to sound egotistical when I say this, but most girls come to me, so I don't have very many stories. Except the first girl I ever dated, who's now my best friend. I was in grade 11, and I had found out she liked me, barely knew her at the time, and I had never really talked to girls that much because I'm really shy around people I don't know. But anyway, my friends kinda sorta help out I guess by making it way too obvious that I want to ask her out in front of her. So I man up, or at least I think I'm manning up. And I tell her straight out, "You should date me". She just gave me like the biggest blank stare and was like "um...I probably would if you asked me". And than all my friends start laughing, and I'm like..."****". I 'asked' after that but it was still awkward. Ah, highschool.

[tofuman]

When I was in HS their was a girl in one of my classes who was interested in me, unfortunately I never noticed it. One day during my off role I cot a snake and wanted to show it to my science teacher. On my way to his class I ran into that girl and thought it would be cool to show her the snake since most people I knew would be interested. When I pulled it out of my bag she freaked out and took off. After that she pretty much stopped talking to me and didn't want to be near me. I lost most of my potential GF's the same way:P

[throughhim413]

You can't just go around whipping out the snake without any warning.

[superplough]

^ LOL desu

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I accidenlty urinated on her slippers.

Just becuase I"m bored I think I'll elaborate on this.


I took a girl to one of the smaller state parks for an afternoon (I can never figure out what to do with a woman between meals. I know to take them out to lunch and dinner, but it's the day date where I"m always clueless)

So anyway we went off the beatan path (XD) and she mistook me getting frisky for me needing to take a piss. Longstory short I pissed on Chuck Taylor

[Hara!]

Smooth Move, Prons.

Also, there is only one thing you can always use to get a girl in bed with.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_broomrape

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Smooth Move, Prons.

Also, there is only one thing you can always use to get a girl in bed with.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_broomrape

It's not the first time I've urinated on a woman.

[Haro!]

Sounds hot to me. You should have asked her to tutor you.

Yeah I should have, and I thought to, but I was just too awed and ashamed to say anything more. I did get a fellow intern to teach me piano and another to help me expand on the violin this past summer. The pianist being the hotter one. Awesome and studious girls the both of them. Sigh school always gets in the way of my happiness.

[Samurai Drifter]

I didn't realize that my current girlfriend was interested in me until she told me "Hey. We're in a relationship."

Before this, she had actually leaned against me while we were watching stuff, and also pulled my head onto her lap and stroked my hair. And I still didn't realize she was interested. I guess I thought there was not enough evidence.

[Kizoku Keenan]

Never said anything anything stupid ever, I'm a smooth operator ;)

[Siendra]

I introduced myself to a chick at a kaerokee bar by going into a full rendition of a "Whole New World" from Disney's Aladdin. Complete with opening "Do you trust me?"

I was sober. And it worked. I am in disbelief to this very day.

[Old Ape Face]

I randomly said "take my Virginity" to a friend of mine once, all in joke of cource, I don't think she likes me anymore...

[MirKz]

Once told a girl I was seeing who was confused with what she wanted to do -
Be with me and start a fresh
Go back to ex who had said he wanted her back.

Now she explained to me that she had thought about who she'd be more upset about if she saw me or him with another girl.
She said it'd be him, and rather than explain this is because of the history she had with him and obviously feel more attached to him than me who she was seeing for about a month. I turned around and said "well... you should be with him then".

Also got together with a girl once and started making out on the foreshore and then went home, spoke of the incident with her online once, and then after that did not return calls or hardly speak again for a year. I wasn't all for the way she kissed me that night.
Stupid thing is, there still 'seems' to be something somewhat there between us, perhaps at least an appreciation of the attraction we once had or perhaps still have for one another.
Though I don't think it'd ever work.

[Kizoku Keenan]

walked up to a girl who was at the bar at this place called the limelight where i live, I took some ice out of a nearby bucket and smashed the ice and then said 2 the girl "now that i've broken the ice, how about i buy u a drink" IT WORKED =)

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Once told a girl I was seeing who was confused with what she wanted to do -
Be with me and start a fresh
Go back to ex who had said he wanted her back.

Now she explained to me that she had thought about who she'd be more upset about if she saw me or him with another girl.
She said it'd be him, and rather than explain this is because of the history she had with him and obviously feel more attached to him than me who she was seeing for about a month. I turned around and said "well... you should be with him then".


Yeah that was dumb.

I wasn't all for the way she kissed me that night.



wtf.


Damn it Mirkz, when you're ready to be a REAL MAN and join my "The Village People" cover band, let me know.

[JoeStrummer]

walked up to a girl who was at the bar at this place called the limelight where i live, I took some ice out of a nearby bucket and smashed the ice and then said 2 the girl "now that i've broken the ice, how about i buy u a drink" IT WORKED =)

Well of course it worked, who gives up free alcohol? And I'm sure it all worked out in the end when she went home with her boyfriend heh.

[MirKz]

Prons - what can I say...
I'm picky :P
was kind of in between something else at the time, so I didn't follow through with her...

[DavenIII]

Well of course it worked, who gives up free alcohol? And I'm sure it all worked out in the end when she went home with her boyfriend heh.

This, offering to buy a girl, hell, anything at a bar a drink always works, they are at a bar, they are drinking, why wouldn't they accept a free drink?

[Ikari Warrior]

Once told a girl I was seeing who was confused with what she wanted to do -

Now she explained to me that she had thought about who she'd be more upset about if she saw me or him with another girl. She said it'd be him...I turned around and said "well... you should be with him then".

That was neither stupid nor funny. That sounds like the smart thing to do. Indecisive girls are the worst ones to date, and I made the mistake of dating the same one three times. They're the ones who always ask for advice and don't take it.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I once had an asian girl from a church come over, I was planning on breaking her commandments. However I forgot to put my asian porno magazines back in the closet.

I bring her into my room and there's a bunch of copies of "OW" and "Asian girls" magazine on the bed. All I could think to say was "Yeah I like yellow women, is that a crime?"

I have a funny story about me getting in argument with an indian store clerk, but it has nothing to do with courting, although it did ruin our bromance

[animegurl]

This thread is very interesting....

[Ikari Warrior]

Do you have any interesting stories, animegurl? I can't imagine someone as cute as you not having at least one story.

[animegurl]

Um well, I haven't really courted anyone, but many have courted me... Or at least I think they tried.

My friends and I went to have pizza, and as we were walking in, there was this guy standing at the doors. I reached to push the door open, but the guy standing there grabs it and yanks it open before I could touch it saying, "Welcome Mademoiselles." In his most regal voice. I look at him strangely and say, "Um, thanks." My friends and I go find a table to sit at, and try to decide what to have. When our waiter comes back we order as he gives us our water. A few moments after the waiter left, the same guy that opened the door comes over, with a slice of pizza on a plate. Him and his friends had tried to make it look nice buy putting the slice on a napkin. I thought it was really dorky. He says as finally stopped at our table, "My associates and my self were unable to finish our pizza and we wanted to know if you would like to have our last piece?" He offered the plate in my direction. I looked at it wide-eyed, then at him, trying to make sure he'd just asked what he had. "No thanks." I managed to say. He smiled sweetly and said, "Alright, I hope you have a nice day." And he winked and walked away, back to his table and his laughing friends.
So I can't help but think it was a joke, but after reading everyone's posts I still feel bad for telling him 'no'. Then two other guys flat out asked me on a date. I said no... I was already interested in someone else.

[max payne]

I once courted someone who thought I was a girl.

She lost intrest once she found out I was a man.

A manly man, I am not.

[superplough]

Androgyny FTW

[Old Ape Face]

I once courted someone who thought I was a girl.

She lost intrest once she found out I was a man.

A manly man, I am not.

Should have played the roll of the Female on that one.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Max Payne looks like a girl? Pics now.

[animegurl]

Poor max.............

[max payne]

Should have played the roll of the Female on that one.

The only way to've fooled her would be to make a dramatic and probably painful alteration to my anatomy.

Max Payne looks like a girl? Pics now.

Steady on, it's not like I've got tits or anything :lol:

[Old Ape Face]

The only way to've fooled her would be to make a dramatic and probably painful alteration to my anatomy.

Bah, just tell her your a Herm, it came with the disease.

You a living Futa without the tits. :P

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Don't get strung out,
By the way I look,
Don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not much of a man,
By the light of day,
But by night I'm a hell of a lover.

I'm just a sweet transvestite.
From transexual,
Transylvania.

[kenshinbebop]

I fancy this girl who works at a plasma center I donate at, and a couple weeks back we were talking while I was hooked up. Well, the playful girl that she is, she was joking around and lifted her hand up for a high-five. For reasons unknown to me even now, I lift the arm that's hooked up to the machine in response. The reaction on her face was a mixture of "are you serious" and "that had to hurt". Doesn't sound like much I'm sure, but it was the single most embarrassing thing in my life.

Haha, reminds me of the episode of the Office where Micheal meets that girl as they are both donating blood. :lol:

[Shylock84]

Hi all. Just joined today after my friend said I should take a look. So hi. Saw this thread and thought it was funny :)

You boys need a token "female" friend to help you figure out how to get these girls from friends to something else. I think we girls need a token "male" for that too!

Take it from a girl though, when a girl says she just wants to be friends, that's all she wants.

[superplough]

Lies! I had a girl tell me that, and months later she was all like "why haven't you asked me out yet?" So I did and we dated for about 8 months.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

You boys need a token "female" friend to help you figure out how to get these girls from friends to something else..

Girls are the single worst source of info on how to get girls.

[Rain]

I once courted someone who thought I was a girl.

She lost intrest once she found out I was a man.

A manly man, I am not.

Wow, FAIL.

[Old Ape Face]

Hi all. Just joined today after my friend said I should take a look. So hi. Saw this thread and thought it was funny :)

You boys need a token "female" friend to help you figure out how to get these girls from friends to something else. I think we girls need a token "male" for that too!

Take it from a girl though, when a girl says she just wants to be friends, that's all she wants.

Can we be more then friends then? :D

[Shylock84]

Can we be more then friends then? :D
:naughty:
Well, that depends... :naughty:

Well, I seem to have pointed all my male friends in the right direction. Maybe its because I think like a man and generally don't have a lot of female friends because I am "insensitive to their feelings". Right...

My advice, don't be a stalker. Yes, some girls play games but if you don't like it, move on. Until you find that girl you want to date, just have a casual fling :P

Actually, the "non stalker" advice applies to girls too...

[Old Ape Face]

Well I've been courted at my job only once, only cause I said Oreos were awesome.

I didn't realize it at first it, I got all nervous.

but she felt a bit creepy to me so I didn't really take her for much interest.

http://www.jagweb.com/jaguarmodelclub/TVjags/HM/Jaguar%20EType%201961%20Harold%20%20Maud e%202.jpg
You like my car? :P

Well it's not really mine, I'd die for a Hearse converted Jaguar, but that's just my taste in cars.

I think like a man

Oh really?

So then I supose you are insinuating that you are a man, in that case you tease the wrong people :P

I'm done stalking girls, I'm too busy with my own life to worry about the life of some complete stranger, unless they would rather like to know more about me, I'm fine keeping my distance.

Yes I like the private solitude, it keeps me sane with myself.

[Shylock84]

Well the last time I checked... Yep, definitely a girl :P

I try not to get involved with people I am working with. What's the say? "Don't crap where you eat" or something to that affect.

I like vintage cars too. I remember the saying "Dont trust a car without a metal bumper". I think thats quite true.

I like being courted, except when they turn all emo on you. I dont play games, I tell it like it is. If I hurt your feelings princess, then suck it up!

:naughty:

[MirKz]

Update on OP -

have spoken to the girl a number of times since and had a few laughs.
I asked for her number so that way I can call her to arrange to do something next weekend. I surprised she actually gave it to me haha :P
We sent a couple of text msgs back n fourth yesterday, I was in a weird mood and just stirring EVERYONE at work etc.

Left her along since though, figure no point in trying to get in her space, I know I like mine too, and I know she's gone camping this w/e.
might call her sometime early next week. - now to try and think of something to actually DO with her. Ie. place to take her out to or something... *sigh* haha

[Shylock84]

now to try and think of something to actually DO with her. Ie. place to take her out to or something... *sigh* haha

Hi Mirkz, why don't you take her out for a coffee and pick a spot that you can go for a walk later. Maybe get some icecream and keep chatting and if you're lucky you may be able to sneak in a kiss :naughty:

That way you are keeping it casual but still allowing the opportunity to go somewhere and have a quiet chat etc..

[Spadesy]

Hi Mirkz, why don't you take her out for a coffee and pick a spot that you can go for a walk later. Maybe get some icecream and keep chatting and if you're lucky you may be able to sneak in a kiss :naughty:

That way you are keeping it casual but still allowing the opportunity to go somewhere and have a quiet chat etc..

She wants to do, what common people do! She wants to sleep with, common people. She wants to sleep with, common people, like you.

[MirKz]

Yeah thought about the coffee thing, something so we can chat etc.
I'd like to be out n about if it's a nice cool day.
Only prob is, I've got a motorbike so not much talking happens on the way to the destination :P
unless she wants to drive her car, but that kinda sux :P

[Shylock84]

She wants to do, what common people do! She wants to sleep with, common people. She wants to sleep with, common people, like you.

Haha that's funny! I am sure that's what Mirkz REALLY wants her to do :naughty:

Mirkz, why don't you just meet her there?

[MirKz]

could be an option, I'll see what I come up with first though.
I offered to take her on the bike sometime, so could hit 2 birds with one stone maybe... meh

more funny stories.

[taily]

shylock you're a cool new member. But don't just disappear in a puff of smoke like so many other new members. Because then you will no longer be cool.

[Shylock84]

shylock you're a cool new member. But don't just disappear in a puff of smoke like so many other new members. Because then you will no longer be cool.

Why thank you taily :) In order to keep up my level of "coolness", i will make sure I don't disappear :)

It's quite sad though that I am home on the internet, drinking a G & T and its Saturday night :( Coolness meter just went down a notch hehe.

[MirKz]

Its ok Shylock, I'm doin the same, for a little while at least :P
headed to a pub called Leftbank soon with a friend once he finishes dinner elsewhere

[Shylock84]

I think I am going to call (no texting - I HATE TEXTING) some friends and see if anyone is heading out. A girl needs to let her down, and this girl is up for it :P

[taily]

I might tell this girl that I like her later today (It's only 11am here) but the thing is, I'm not entirely sure I still like her, or whether she's gone back to being just a friend...

[MirKz]

Then don't bother telling her dude.

me personally, I usually like to be pretty sure I'm interested before I'll bother to make a move or say things.
Can never be bothered wasting time if it's not what u thought it might've been.

[Shylock84]

I might tell this girl that I like her later today (It's only 11am here) but the thing is, I'm not entirely sure I still like her, or whether she's gone back to being just a friend...

Don't tell her then. Nothing worse than heading into something with mixed feelings. It ends up messy.

[Shylock84]

Well now after reading about your experiences, its time for me to share my own dilemma..

Ok, well 2 months I broke up with my ex, he shall be known as "Douche". Before i started dating Douche, I met a guy through mutual friends and we got along so well! He used to rile me up as well, but I guess that's part of the attraction, someone who can get under your skin.

Anyways, he had a girlfriend at the time, so I didnt go there. But he always used to say, "If I was single..". Well, he is now and so I am.

Should I find away to get in touch with this guy? He has been on my mind since I lost touch with him and surely if we got along so well, it must be something worth pursuing right?

[taily]

I'm inexperienced but I say go for it!

[Old Ape Face]

Well the last time I checked... Yep, definitely a girl :P

I try not to get involved with people I am working with. What's the say? "Don't crap where you eat" or something to that affect.

I like vintage cars too. I remember the saying "Dont trust a car without a metal bumper". I think thats quite true.

I like being courted, except when they turn all emo on you. I dont play games, I tell it like it is. If I hurt your feelings princess, then suck it up!

:naughty:

hehe, I've been thrown in the bulls ring a few times, I've learned to suck it up.

Very few things actually piss me off, probably the only thing that will set me off, is if your sitting in the back of the room mumbling to yourself about how much you hate me and you try to throw verbal rocks at me. Then I might take the opportunity to smack someone.

Other then that if you know I'm just playing and having fun, life can be peaceful for the both of us.

I've been hit with the insecurity stick once or twice, I've fallen in love only to find that they've left me. It hurt, it stung, but I'm still alive still back in the same boat as a lot of guys.

Times change the older you get, and you start to realize that romance isn't as important as keeping your self healthy and fit. I dono who you're going to meet, hell you might not meet anyone, but as long as you're happy that's all that matters.

Should I find away to get in touch with this guy? He has been on my mind since I lost touch with him and surely if we got along so well, it must be something worth pursuing right?

I've been down that road once too, not really with romance, but a friend I grew up with in high school and grade school turned out to be a real smartass and started doing drugs, and he didn't turn out to be the best friend I thought he was over the years. so I haven't talked to him in like 3 years.

3 years goes by and for just 5 minutes the kid shows up in my grocery store, we shake hands and talk, he tells me he's sorry for doing what he did, and I felt bad for him a little.

But I let him go, I moved on, times have changed and I wasn't going to be putting up with him.

I supose that story has nothing to do with yours, lol sorry just like to speak my mind to stuff.

but really if you like the guy, you should go find him. If you don't whatever, who knows maybe he's looking for you, or he might have found another girl.

[MirKz]

I like the idea of "don't live with regrets".
Ie. don't leave yourself wondering what would've happened if u did this or that.
Give it a shot...

Though I like the idea of that motto... I don't follow it... well.. rarely :/
haha

Yukimura - I've had a similar thing happen, my best mate, for some reason just stopped returning my calls, replying to txt's or talking to me online.
or when he did it was brief etc.
That was like 2 years ago now.
We used to ALWAYS hang out, like every weekend.
Got no idea what the issue really was either...
but I got sick of following up, so I have deleted all contact numbers etc and have not contacted him in over a year or so now.
lifes to short to live in the past.

[Old Ape Face]

I like the idea of "don't live with regrets".

I've lived with regrets, I do it all the time, which is a reason why I'm so paranoid when I'm starting something new. I understand I'm not the perfect person in the world, and I can't be the best in the world after only picking up something for the first time.

But I'm an impatient guy sometimes, and I love positive results, if I'm not getting better it frustrates me a lot and I end up quiting for a while. I supose that's all in my ADD.

I love long laborious work, I like to lift and move things around, This job that I'm going to be taking in which I'll be working 40 hours a week for 9 weeks unpaid, is something I'm looking forward to. So what if the work is hard and boring. it's getting me off this chair and into the real world.

Eventually if I do well they will be paying me 10.00 an hour that's a lot more then i'm paid now, and eventually it will be more. so all I can look at is the paycheck in the future.

-----

Also, don't think that I don't pay attention very well, if you're talking behind me within ear shot, I might just be able to hear every word you say and I don't miss much.

With the popular belief of this forum many people think I'm careless and don't pass judgment to what I'm doing or saying. I like to play games with people. I like to have fun with what I'm doing, doesn't necessarily mean I'm not aware of my mistakes.

I don't take life for granted, I respect it more than anything, life is a rarity in the universe and it should be cultivated and respected, but sometimes I like to bend it like a rubber ruler, that's the freedom of will in life. I like to see what happens if I do something other people wouldn't normally do.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Hey guys I just PMd Yukimura-Sanada the video for St Anger and marked it "New Metallica video." Let's see if he falls for it


- Some Kind Of Monster

[Old Ape Face]

Hehe didn't care for that album very much, fact didn't listen to it much at all.

Saw the Video though, and the person I put most my respect to would be Dave Mustaine.

Metallica made great music and I respect them for it, but they also made some rash moves as a result of it. A lot of people hate them for their ******* whining attitude lately.

I think it's a monument of character, might not have taken them to better grounds after their best bassist passed on but they've kept their rigidity, something that is rarely seen in the music business these days.

and by the way Prons This is the state of the thread after you've posted (http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/cell_dweller/thread_direction.gif?t=1238185837)

Don't you love progress?

[fujyoshi]

wow and I thought this was a fencing topic or something O-o not much I can contribute though /heh

[Old Ape Face]

wow and I thought this was a fencing topic or something O-o not much I can contribute though /heh

Fencing?

http://www.fencingphotos.com/FencingPicts/040821_timacheff_AthensOlympicFencing_46 86.jpg
http://www.hfstimber.co.uk/images/fencing-panels-posts/closeboard-feather-edge-fencing-2.jpg

Ok people let's get back on the original topic... <_<

[Caster13]

^:lol:

Funny things? Getting really friendly with one girl in highschooland then staring at her chest too much when they one day started growing giant and her shirts were too tight for them and they started to pour out. Understandable, but nevertheless a stupid mistake.

[fujyoshi]

Fencing?

http://www.fencingphotos.com/FencingPicts/040821_timacheff_AthensOlympicFencing_46 86.jpg
http://www.hfstimber.co.uk/images/fencing-panels-posts/closeboard-feather-edge-fencing-2.jpg

Ok people let's get back on the original topic... <_<

ok well I don't know what made me think that honestly /swt

[taily]

well, now I'm sure I like her, but I'm not sure if she likes me. We're defineately freinds, but I'm unsure how far her feelings for me go.

[Caster13]

well, now I'm sure I like her, but I'm not sure if she likes me. We're defineately freinds, but I'm unsure how far her feelings for me go.

Take initiative and find out. Not in a blatantly obvious way though.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

First, do some stuff to make her want you to be more than a friend. This is where most people fail.

I always just skip the friend phase.

[Caster13]

How about this advice? Grow a pair and do something about it instead of hanging on the internet being too chicken to ask anything.






That or say "Does this smell like Chloroform to you?". Although that will get you a new best friend: A big, muscular cell mate.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

How about this advice? Grow a pair and do something about it instead of hanging on the internet being too chicken to ask anything.


Ohh Kenpachi I love it when you get all manly and TESTOSTERONE. Let's go to the YMCA together.

[Hara!]

First, do some stuff to make her want you to be more than a friend. This is where most people fail.

I always just skip the friend phase.

B-b-but Prons, I showed her pictures of my penis and she still won't sleep with me!

[Caster13]

Ohh Kenpachi I love it when you get all manly and TESTOSTERONE. Let's go to the YMCA together.

.......**** no.

^The cellmate.

[Shylock84]

well, now I'm sure I like her, but I'm not sure if she likes me. We're defineately freinds, but I'm unsure how far her feelings for me go.

Taily, I think you should just tell her if you are sure you like her. Life is too short for "what if". Plus if you really want something, it's worth the effort right? Too many people these days walk away when things get too hard.

[Trefellin]

I'm sure I like her, but I'm not sure if she likes me. I mean, she doesn't even really know me. In fact, I'm a complete stranger to her. She probably doesn't even notice me looking at her while she sits at that possibly unwashed table eating her McNuggets and fries. Boy, she has some damn nice tits though... Uh-oh, her dad saw me looking...

Oh hell. Why do I care? Yeah, I was staring at your daughter's supple cleavage. What are you gonna do about it? Huh, man?

I have to go...

[The Million Dollar Prons]

**** we all thought Treflin was asking for serious advice but it turns out he had something else planned for us.

[Trefellin]

**** we all thought Treflin was asking for serious advice but it turns out he had something else planned for us.

You do that on purpose... Don't you? <_<

[The Million Dollar Prons]

You do that on purpose... Don't you? <_<

I told you before that's how I read your name.


Like how you probably pronounce my name Pro-Ons, damn it you need to learn to speak English

[Caster13]

I told you before that's how I read your name.


Like how you probably pronounce my name Pro-Ons, damn it you need to learn to speak English

He's Canadian, what do you expect?:lol:








j/k.:lol:

[Justinian]

Too many people these days walk away when things get too hard.

:naughty:

(I know...I'm an immature ***)

[Shylock84]

:naughty:

(I know...I'm an immature ***)

I kind of set myself up for that one haha!

[Shiroiyuki]

I once acted like an agreeable person. For a whole day.

[Meggles]

My brother actually did one of these today. He calls up this girl to ask her out and the conversation goes, "Hey, Katie....So we've been talking a lot lately...I have some questions....khhhchahhhw00t! *hangs up*"
Me: What was that?
Him: Static noises.

I'd like to emphasize the fact that my brother thinks 'w00t' is a static noise. yep.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

So he tried to mask shouting woot as his woman via statis noises?

[Trefellin]

^^ What the...

I once acted like an agreeable person. For a whole day.

I bet you're a sweetheart once someone gets to know you. :)

Not a chance.

[Shiroiyuki]

I bet you're a sweetheart once someone gets to know you. :)

Not a chance.

I'm the cutest thing since Reidar's death glare, that's right ^_^.

[MirKz]

Hahaha Meggles... love it...

[Meggles]

^Yeah, he's a pimp.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

My brother actually did one of these today. He calls up this girl to ask her out and the conversation goes, "Hey, Katie....So we've been talking a lot lately...I have some questions....khhhchahhhw00t! *hangs up*"
Me: What was that?
Him: Static noises.

I'd like to emphasize the fact that my brother thinks 'w00t' is a static noise. yep.

But Then Who Was Phone?

[Jia]

I asked one girlfriend out via Nintendo DS wireless chat

Sounds like that "he's just not into you".
“I had this guy leave me a voice mail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It’s exhausting.”

[The Million Dollar Prons]

LOL You watched he's just not that into you.

I knew a tawianese chick that was getting all excited over that movie, I told her I'm just not that into her.

[Hara!]

LOL You watched he's just not that into you.

I knew a tawianese chick that was getting all excited over that movie, I told her I'm just not that into her.

You didn't even try to get into her, did you?

[Jia]

LOL You watched he's just not that into you.


LOL..... I never said I watched the full thing.:rolleyes:

[The Million Dollar Prons]

You didn't even try to get into her, did you?

Look at that thread where I mentioned having naked pictures of girlfriends I had when I was 16 years old. and then feel free to say CHEESE so I can add your corncob to my collection :elvis:


on topic:

A while back I started lifting weights for real. Whenever I get started, I use those 10 pound bumper plates. The ones that look really big but are only 10 pounds, because when you're just starting out they're a good way to focus on your form, so I hear.

But it makes people think you're lifting a lot of weight, because they're about the same shape as the 45 pound weights, except only 10 pounds. So it was in my first month of weight training and I was clean and pressing 75, which isn't impressive by any means, but to the untrained eye it looked like I was lifting a lot of weight.

There's always this one short, middle aged mexican guy in the gym, he never says anything ever, I usually see him doing dumbell exercises. Anyway I just finished a set of clean and presses, and this middle aged mexican woman looks at me and is "WOW THAT'S A LOT OF WEIGHT" and I'm all "Nah, it's nothing special. :elvis: "

So this gUy like runs over from the other side of the weight room, points at the bumber plates and is all "THOSE ARE ONLY 10 POUNDS." and everyone like looks at him like "who the **** are you" and I was all "Hey man you wanna lift this?"

He did not take me up on the offer. If Reidar was here, he would have probably bench pressed all 3 of us as a warmup.

[MirKz]

Further update on OP.

Pretty sure girl is seeing her 'ex' still.

CBF anymore.
not pursuing LOL
I hate dealing with any sort of bs :P

[animegurl]

If Reidar was here, he would have probably bench pressed all 3 of us as a warmup.

:lol: ----------

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Once I tried to hit on a fellow AN member named "Corncopp6"

I sent him a PM and said "Hey Copp, how about those "LOLz?" and he sent me something called "facepalm.gif"

:(

[MirKz]

Thread Dig -

I found this whilst looking around for some of my old recommend me anime threads so I could find something new.
I cannot, for the life of me... remember who it was I was interested in that I started this thread about.

Thought it'd be an amusing bump for those who didn't already see it, or for those with more recent funny moments.

[Caster13]

Holy crap MirKz is back!! Where have you been?

[MirKz]

Haha been busy with life in general unfortunately :P

Hoping that things settle down a little now!