Moments of Epic Fail

[Leader Desslock]

How many of you have had a moment of Epic Fail? Not simple failure to achieve a goal, but Epic Failure - a moment when you attempted to do something at which you consider yourself more skilled than the average person, something you've done without thinking a hundred times before... then Failed so badly that an objective observer would concluse you'd never even seen whatever it was you tried to do before.

Imagine if Chuck Yeager forgot to put the landing gear down on his Cessna.

Imagine if Tiger Woods got negative yardage on his opening drive.

Imagine if Michael Phelps slipped off the side of the high dive board and came down in a bellysmacker.

Imagine if Wendee Lee managed to get her characterization right.

I've had many such moments in the past, but my most recent was a couple of minutes ago. I tried to make a pot of coffee in an automatic drip brewer... and FAILED.

How can you fail at such a simple task, you might ask? I'll tell you. I put the grounds in the basket, I filled the water reservoir, I pressed the start button, then... forgot to put the pot under the basket.

Yes, I, Leader Desslock, independent coffee roaster, the person who has made the pilgrimage to the plantations in Kona, a man who owns more methods of coffee preparation than any man should - some of which look like mad science, I screwed up making a pot of coffee in a drip brewer.

But it doesn't end there. Oh, no.

I became aware that something was amiss when I smelled an odd burning smell and heard a hissing noise. I couldn't imagine what it was. I walked into my kitchen, where my coffee brewer was spewing coffee and grounds all over the countertop - and it STILL took me a second to figure out what was happening. So then, instead of having half a brain and turning off the brewer, I grabbed the pot and stuck it under the basket, then surrounded the machine with a dike of paper towels. After a few seconds of wondering what to do next (and whether it'd still be drinkable) my brain actually engaged and I shut the machine off.

Had anyone been watching, they'd seriously wonder if I'd ever been in a kitchen before.



So.... anyone else got some moments of complete, abject humiliation and Failure to share? I've got more, trust me.

[goddessofanime]

Don't know if this counts, but I left a package I was mailing at the post office....as in, left it on the counter all ready to go but didn't pay for postage or nothing.

[Meggles]

Imagine if Michael Phelps slipped off the side of the high dive board and came down in a bellysmacker.

Michael Phelps doesn't jump off the high dive board, he jumps off of starting blocks. :P

And I had a related one. At a swim meet, in front of my mom, my grandma, half my friends, and my coach, I false start. I fell off the starting blocks and into the water. It was horrible. The only saving grace was that I caused the girl in the next lane to false start as well and do a pretty primo bellyflop. :naughty:

But I won the race. So out of Epic Fail sprouts Epic Win.

[Magami No ER]

Poor Desslock, what a sight that must have been. XD

Some examples of me failing epically....here goes nothing:


~Accidentally deleting my first ever run on my Pokemon Blue game when I killed a Missing No (via the Pokemon Stadium 1 game.) ;_; I had 150 PKM, just needed Mew...damn.

~Leaving myself logged in way back when I first joined this place, and almost getting banned thanks to a "prank" my brother played by faux-hacking and making spammish posts. Good times.

~ Having a Japanese businessman in Tokyo hand me a fork when I failed horribly at eating my udon noodles with plastic chopsticks.

~ Losing my College ID card after only 2 months. Thankfully I had my # committed to memory.

~ The time I made my HD completely malfunction on my laptop. Then when trying to order a new one, after two days of talking to the same customer service agent, who then asked if I was 18 and wanted to go bowling with him. Evidently, if these people do indeed have their conversations recorded, they get brownie points for making passes. Ew.

~Drawing a loli for Mr. Gundam. *shudders, but with a chuckle* To be fair, it was Nana, which almost doesn't count anyway.

~ Dating a certain banned member from this site a second time after I should've moved on, and having a nasty thread created recounting some of those moments. Them's the breaks.

...yea. >>;;;;;;

I'd rather have made those mistakes, however, than the alternative ones, such as some of my former classmates have already made.

[Leader Desslock]

Here's another: I nearly ran over myself with a pickup truck.

Try to picture that. I was the driver of the pickup truck, and I nearly ran over myself. Had I succeeded in doing so, I would have qualified for a Darwin.

Anyone who saw the scene would have guessed I'd never driven a vehicle before. I should've just broken out the Guy Fawkes mask, 'cause I was Epic Fail Guy that night.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

~Drawing a loli for Mr. Gundam. *shudders, but with a chuckle* To be fair, it was Nana, which almost doesn't count anyway.


FAIL.

~ Dating a certain banned member from this site a second time after I should've moved on, and having a nasty thread created recounting some of those moments. Them's the breaks.



HILARIOUS


...yea. >>;;;;;;

WIN


- Prons is like John Madden in the sense he has a new game every year with Roster Updates.

[Rain]

~Drawing a loli for Mr. Gundam. *shudders, but with a chuckle* To be fair, it was Nana, which almost doesn't count anyway.

FAIL.

~ Dating a certain banned member from this site a second time after I should've moved on, and having a nasty thread created recounting some of those moments. Them's the breaks.

HILARIOUS

EPIC LULZ. :lol: (Eww, I hate memes, but it's appropriate in this case.)

[The Million Dollar Prons]

It's kind of funny considering how everyone who's posted in this thread so far has been someone A CERTAIN BANNED MEMBER has been with.


lle

Edit: Except GoA and Meggles

[Spadesy]

Well I don't really fail much, let alone on epic proportions, but I have a story:

One time I went out with my friend Saki last summer, we went to "Tropical Beach." We walked around for a bit, felt the sand on our toes, watched some kids play volleyball, drank a beverage, and I guess I must've been mighty absent-minded because we left the beach and I forgot my favorite black hat - the one I've had since September 2006. Now I bought a new one, but it doesn't satisfy...it's a Singha beer hat but it's a little big for my head and isn't as good quality. Oh well. Looks like I'll have to find Volcom or something.

~ Having a Japanese businessman in Tokyo hand me a fork when I failed horribly at eating my udon noodles with plastic chopsticks.

I feel you on this one. I use wooden chopsticks on those delicious, but fat and slippery noodles and I have to be careful to make sure they don't slip frequently. It helps to hold the little bowl really really close to the big bowl when you put it in, and put your face really really close to the noodles when you eat them. :lol:

[Caster13]

And me.

My moment of absolute epic fail? Skateboarding down a steep hill when I was 13 with a some rock salt on it and proceeding to loose my balance at the bottom and going into a pile of the stuff where it had gathered over a long period of time into a dip in the road sliding about 8 feet.>_< My arm didn't scab, instead the skin just grew over the puss producing wound.

Although in my defense in northern jersey where I lived the street sweeper doesn't come onto side roads until mid to late spring, sometimes not at all. Where this happened was in a particularly rural section.

Overall, FAIL.

[Holy Knight]

When I was 14, typically angry at everything and overly arrogant... we went out to a restaurant. Now, it was a regular Italian restaurant in the middle of the day, which might have been to my benefit since that meant fewer people were there to witness the event.

In any case, along with our dishes we were served some small peppers with the warning that they were quite spicy. My father (who loves spicy stuff) cut one in half and licked it. He found it potent enough to make it difficult to eat for a while which made me think "what the hell? Sissy!" and, needless to say, I took a pretty big bite out it.

The next hour or so was spent chugging milk, eating one penne at a time and making a scene in front of the staff. Not my best moment. It has humbled me considerably. -_-;

I've failed plenty, but this one is the kind that sticks.

[Ikari Warrior]

This was a week of fail:
Monday: I asked a girl out, and I barely knew her, and her response was: *shrug* good night. -FAIL

Tuesday: I almost crashed the server at work, forgot to take a backup (most recent was a month old), and buried my face in my hands while my coworker fixed my problem. I'm an IT guy and that particular server was my responsibility. -EPIC FAIL

Wednesday: I tried to put my phone in my pocket, but was so tired, that I dropped it down my pants and it slid down my leg to the floor. -FAIL

[Caster13]

This was a week of fail:
Monday: I asked a girl out, and I barely knew her, and her response was: *shrug* good night. -FAIL

You learned something there didn't ya?

[Chidori Raikiri]

I was watching dragonball and trying to play Golden Sun, but was in a hurry to get through the golden sun menus. For some dumb reason, "delete file" is the first thing on the menu, and I erased my perfect file while I wasn't looking.

[Meggles]

And me.

My moment of absolute epic fail? Skateboarding down a steep hill when I was 13 with a some rock salt on it and proceeding to loose my balance at the bottom and going into a pile of the stuff where it had gathered over a long period of time into a dip in the road sliding about 8 feet.>_< My arm didn't scab, instead the skin just grew over the puss producing wound.

Although in my defense in northern jersey where I lived the street sweeper doesn't come onto side roads until mid to late spring, sometimes not at all. Where this happened was in a particularly rural section.

Overall, FAIL.

I did one like that! ^_^

We were at the drive-ins and we were waiting for the movie to start, and apparently the only fun thing to do at a drive-in is to run up and down a gravel hill...I think you can all see where this is going. ;)

[Caster13]

Did you have dirt encrusted into the wound that stayed there when the skin grew back and took years to gradually work it's way out of your skin?

[GreatNekoKoneko]

me.


...admitting it is the first step. im so proud of you.

[Triple R]

Imagine if Wendee Lee managed to get her characterization right.



I know that this is an aside, but as a Wendee Lee fan...

Is this a criticism of her, or a compliment? Given the context that it's written within, I'm not sure...

[Meggles]

Did you have dirt encrusted into the wound that stayed there when the skin grew back and took years to gradually work it's way out of your skin?

No, that sounds like it sucked. ;)

I got huge gashes on my hands and knees that we cleaned up in the bathroom and covered up with paper towels so I could watch the movie. I was a trooper. :P

[Caster13]

I was referring to Prons. Someone posted before I could.

[Bernard_Monsha]

I have had a few

1. Screaming at a girl over the phone thinking she gave me some social disease when I went to the doctor it turns out I have a latex allergy.

2. The first time I shaved my head I thought it would be a good idea to use after shave. A giant handful of Aqua Velva on my newly shorn scalp led to me curling into a fetal position so quickly that I got a contusion on my forehead.

3. Camping out to see Phantom Menace on opening night.

[Caster13]

I have had a few

1. Screaming at a girl over the phone thinking she gave me some social disease when I went to the doctor it turns out I have a latex allergy.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk167/ferrariaddict/icon_204.gifhttp://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk167/ferrariaddict/icon_204.gif You made that up.

3. Camping out to see Phantom Menace on opening night.

camping outside of a movie theater, for a Star Wars movie, being surrounded by hardcore Star Wars fans........not a smart idea at all.

[goddessofanime]

It's kind of funny considering how everyone who's posted in this thread so far has been someone A CERTAIN BANNED MEMBER has been with.


lle

Edit: Except GoA and Meggles


You know, I was going to say now I'm intrigued with wondering who until I got the message just now.

[Caster13]

You know, I was going to say now I'm intrigued with wondering who until I got the message just now.

I still don't get it.

[goddessofanime]

I still don't get it.

Look at it closely Kenny....Prons has certain letters bolded.

I'm pretty sure you were around when this person was.

ETA: Look in your PM box

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Look at it closely Kenny....Prons has certain letters bolded.

I'm pretty sure you were around when this person was.

ETA: Look in your PM box

... you gotta hand it to "kenny". he's a little slow when it comes to puzzles like that. sorry kenny.

[Caster13]

I remember Magician Camille. He/She was cool. Never knew why Camille got banned though.

I knew plenty of names before I joined. I lurked here for two months before I decided to join. To scope things out, you know? Took longer though because it took three weeks before my account registered. Should have used MSN for email.<_<

[goddessofanime]

I thought he was funny. Have no idea why he got banned.

[superplough]

Epic Fail eh?

Once I put some frozen pies in the oven, and put it on. Come back less than 5 minutes later, and the outsides are completely burnt to a crisp, and the inside still frozen solid.

Still don't know how I managed that.

[Midoriko87]

I know that this is an aside, but as a Wendee Lee fan...

Is this a criticism of her, or a compliment? Given the context that it's written within, I'm not sure...

Newbie, you DO NOT want to get this dude going. It was criticism, let's just leave it at that. LET'S just leave it, DESSLOCK! Then again...how is it that you're confused...? What's your game, "Newbie"! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're intentionally trying to get him started! Who are you, really?! Is that you, Long Tall Sally?!! Back to your alley! :angry:

Anywayz, Epic Fail...hmm, none of that. I'm just too awesome... Then again, I got into a fight with a puppy a few months back...puppy won. -_-; 5-month-old male pitbull. He was playing rough with me (getting a little too nippy) and instead of being reasonable and correcting him, I got mad! :lol: I dunno, I was all, "Oh Hecks Naw! You little bastard, I'm not going to let you walk all over me!" Background: At first, he was chasing my nephew and his friends, and they were runnin' scared, so that built-up the little brat's (the puppy) ego! So, I started growling at him and baring my teeth, Oh Lord, was he ever pissed! :lol: And, he was all jumping up on me and nipping at my arms, and that made me angrier. And, I was all, "What?!! You want this arm?!! As if you can hurt me with those baby teeth!" So, I continued growling and whatnot, BUT I presented my arm to him. Like, "Take it! What can you do to me?!!" He chomped down, and then, OH MY FRIGGIN' GOD, IT HURT SOOOOO BAD!!" I kept my "Gangster," though, I was like, "ARRRGHHH," it was a MANLY, suppressed scream... As if I'd allow him the pleasure of seeing me cry, not that I was going to cry, anywayz. It wasn't that hardcore a chomping. So, I got my arm out of his mouth, and I was pretty angry, We kept at it, but boy was it difficult. Angry as I was, I would never consider some physical retalimification...too bad the puppy didn't feel the same way. Those are the worst altercations, when you're restraining yourself, but the other party is out for blood... Long story still long but ending, my dad got the dog by its lead and told it to sit down and shut up (Dogs are just intimidated by Dad). I'm really glad he stepped in. Whole time I was "frontin'" like it was just a game and I was in control, but that dog had did a number on my arms and hands with those razor-sharp "baby teeth," and the puncture wounds were starting to bleed. Of course, my dad teased me a bit. "Miss Dog Expert! That dog tore your *** up!" :lol:

I said before that the dog wasn't restraining itself, that's not true. He was just playing. Epic Fail, not because he wiped the floor with me in a play fight but because I was fully aware of what the consequences were when I decided not to discipline him properly for the nipping. Just stupid, encouraging that kind of behavior in a friggin' American Pitbull Terrier of all dogs! And it's not like I don't know dogs...damn my temper/kindheartedness. I knew I should've snapped his neck after he chomped down on my arm...Aw, the Road Not Taken!

Off-Topic, if what Prons says about that Camille chick is true, she was banned, because, well, she was all "used up." Poor girl, passed around and then discarded. I, personally, didn't know her, but she seemed like such a sweet girl, just searchin' for Love in all the wrong places, I figure. They say she was into Magic and Ideot Robots, bless her heart!

[Triple R]

[FONT="Palatino Linotype"]

Newbie, you DO NOT want to get this dude going. It was criticism, let's just leave it at that. LET'S just leave it, DESSLOCK! Then again...how is it that you're confused...?

Well, he basically listed Wendee Lee getting her characterization right as an example of "epic fail". That can be taken either as a glorious compliment where he's saying that Wendee Lee gets her characters to turn out even better than expected (i.e. "most voice actors can only hope to get characterization right; Wendee Lee takes it to a whole new level - simply getting characterization right would be a disappointment for her"), or as a sarcastic criticism.

I've read glorious compliments of this type in the past, so it wasn't a possibility that I wanted to completely dismiss.

Anyway, I think that Wendee Lee is a great voice actor (particularly in Magic Knight Rayearth, and the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya), but I'll leave it at that.

And... I'm a true newbie. While searching for a new anime message board to start posting on (I got tired of some of the older ones I was on), I came across this one, and just started posting.

[Leader Desslock]

Well, he basically listed Wendee Lee getting her characterization right as an example of "epic fail".
Chuck Yeager forgetting to put the landing gear down = never happen.
Tiger Woods getting negative yardage on his opening drive = never happen.
Michael Phelps doing a bellysmacker = never happen.

Wendee Lee getting her characterization right...

I'll let you work it out from there. It's not a real hard pattern to spot.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I was referring to Prons. Someone posted before I could.

I didn't post about getting injured in this thread who you?

Look at it closely Kenny....Prons has certain letters bolded.

I'm pretty sure you were around when this person was.

ETA: Look in your PM box

Are you guys low-functioning or something to be able to see BIG BOLD LETTERS and not PUT IT TOGETHER?

[fujyoshi]

I woke up wit a headache that is pretty phail -_=

[taily]

I know that this is an aside, but as a Wendee Lee fan...

Is this a criticism of her, or a compliment? Given the context that it's written within, I'm not sure...

If that isn't plain as day criticism then I just don't know what is.

[Mikosage]

One again, America did not elect me president.

Phail.

[Caster13]

One again, America did not elect me president.

Phail.

You could always go on to run your state's Department of Motor Vehicle.

[MirKz]

Going to the beach for the first time in about a year on new years day and putting sunscreen on everywhere, except my legs.
Then going in the water, to find I'm itching a little, notice my whole body is rashing and then when I get back to the beach towel I notice my skin has broken out into little lumps everywhere. Worst feeling ever when you've got people everywhere, don't like being in sunny/hot places as it were and got a lift in with a friend.
I also managed to get severe sunburn on my legs.
Thankfully the lumps disappeared within an hour or so.

[Caster13]

What did you use, SPF 1?

[goddessofanime]

One again, America did not elect me president.

Phail.



GO on second life...they'd probaly eelect u Barack Obama...

[Caster13]

Obama got elected because people were tired of Bush. And the alternatives were Hillary and Bush 2.0 and Sarah Palin. Seriously, who would YOU pick?

But enough derailing.

Second life IS epic fail.

[Meggles]

I waited until today to start my homework. Winter break is over tomorrow and I have an essay to write.

Fail.

[Leader Desslock]

I once went cross-country skiing with a woman at a ranch in Winter Park, Colorado. I grew up on skis, but I wasn't prepared for the concept of "groomed trails".

We got to the ranch, and the woman pulled out a map of the trails (again, unusual for me, as I've always just gone 'wherever'). Some of the trails were maked "easy" while some were marked "expert", and some were closed off, etc. We decided on a general direction and set out.

The trails were ridiculously easy, being groomed. It was more like skiing down the road than cross country skiing, really. We followed the trails up through the woods, gradually gaining altitude as we climbed hills. We got to the far side of the ranch, then she consulted the map again. We'd already been skiing all day, and now had two ways back: 1) through another long, convoluted route around the far side of the ranch, or 2) hop across a short trail marked "expert" then down a normal, quick trail back to the lodge.

By this point, I'm ready to eat, so I suggested we take the quick route. She wanted to avoid the expert trail, but since she's feeling hungry as well, she decides that if it's too bad, she'll just walk down the hill. Given how tame the rest of the trails have been, I'm not worried either way.

The first part of the connecting trail goes straight through dense forest. The tail is a little narrower (maybe 5' wide), but it's still groomed, and it's easy going. It led slightly downhill (a welcome break), and it zigzagged back and forth. In no time, I had a pretty good little slalom run going. I figured that the trail had been marked "expert" due to the narrow zigzag through the trees, maybe. I was having a blast, though.

At some point I heard her yell something behind me about something coming up. I tried to look back so I could hear her, but I saw a little light and a sharp corner up ahead. I cut sharp to make the corner and...

...for the first time that day, I realized just how much altitude we'd gained by skiing uphill all morning. I found myself at the top of a very long, very steep hill. More to the point, I found that I'd already gone over the top of a very long and steep hill, and now I was rapidly accelerating down it. It was very well packed from the wind, being an exposed hillside.

With downhill skis, this would not be a problem. Downhill skis have an edge with which one can steer, and if you crash, they're designed to pop off before they break your ankle. Cross country skis don't do this.

I tucked into a tight ball, poles under the arms behind me, knees bent, legs spread, and prepared to see just how far I could make it in a straight run down the hill before I died. I have no idea how fast I was going by the bottom of the hill, but thanks to whatever gods were too busy laughing to kill me, I actually made it in one piece. I came to a stop at the bottom of the hill, astonished.

Thus far, no Fail. I had Epic Win. All I needed to do was not screw it up.

I stood there for a moment, when I heard my companion yell from the top of the hill (quite some distance). I lifted my left ski and tried to turn around...

...and the back of my ski caught on the other ski. I fell right on my *** in the snow, on top of both ski poles, which pinned my arms back for a minute while I flopped around in the snow in a most ungainly fashion. My feet were pointing two different directions. I almost sat up, then fell down again.

EPIC FAIL.

I hadn't fallen once all day, then the one time I have a chance to look cool after successfully making a downhill run... I fall like I've never been on skis before. On flat ground, while not moving.

My companion walked down the hill, carrying her skis. I had managed to pop off my skis by that point, and was standing there, brushing snow off me. She said, "I warned you the hill was coming up. And what the hell was that? You ski down a cliff, then fall on flat ground?"

Not a proud moment for someone who grew up in the land of snow, I can tell you.

[Caster13]

You know in parks and stuff where sometimes there are fountains that come up out of the ground that kids play in? Yea, when I was little I looked down at the hole and the high pressure fountain got me right in the eyes. And I have sensitive eyes due to allergies.

fail.

[Meggles]

I stood there for a moment, when I heard my companion yell from the top of the hill (quite some distance). I lifted my left ski and tried to turn around...

...and the back of my ski caught on the other ski. I fell right on my *** in the snow, on top of both ski poles, which pinned my arms back for a minute while I flopped around in the snow in a most ungainly fashion. My feet were pointing two different directions. I almost sat up, then fell down again.

EPIC FAIL.

I hadn't fallen once all day, then the one time I have a chance to look cool after successfully making a downhill run... I fall like I've never been on skis before. On flat ground, while not moving.

My companion walked down the hill, carrying her skis. I had managed to pop off my skis by that point, and was standing there, brushing snow off me. She said, "I warned you the hill was coming up. And what the hell was that? You ski down a cliff, then fall on flat ground?"

Not a proud moment for someone who grew up in the land of snow, I can tell you.

Haha, I've been downhill skiing since I learned how to walk, and I can pretty much get down any slope in New England. One day last season I needed to kill some time because I was waiting for my brother, so I got in line at the magic carpet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_carpet_(ski_lift)). I randomly lose my balance in line, cross my foot over to try to catch myself, forgetting that I'm wearing skis and have poles, and fall over. Even though skis are supposed to release, and the boots are made out of hard plastic I still almost broke my ankle. ;)

[Broand]

This morning, I had a dream about the funniest Monty Python joke I ever conceived. However, My dad walks in Just when the joke starts. and wakes me up despite it being a holiday.

And it was real gold too, Something about the IRA, the British army and a haddock shop.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

This morning, I had a dream about the funniest Monty Python joke I ever conceived. However, My dad walks in Just when the joke starts. and wakes me up despite it being a holiday.



... at least you didn't die from hearing the joke OR, get trapped in a room full of milkmen - many of whom are very, very old.

[Gannon]

I talked to a girl without money and assumed it was going to work out.

[autsiticanime]

I ended up in the back of a group picture for my Sisters wedding last year. I was meant to be at the front, but I didn't know where I was meant to be...

[Spadesy]

I talked to a girl without money and assumed it was going to work out.

:lol: True that, have to pay to play, no matter what the game.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I talked to a girl without money and assumed it was going to work out.

Man, this is the truest post anyone has ever posted on an

[Midoriko87]

I talked to a girl without money and assumed it was going to work out.

Dude... Gannon, I had no idea you were such a scrub, dating girls for their money...!! <_<

[Old Ape Face]

oh so when a woman says (No I'll pay for it) she really means (you already have your money, so we're even)

[Ridley-X4]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6448/1231602480582ca2.jpg

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8733/1231611127628kl1.jpg

[Caster13]

^The definition of fail RIGHT there people.

[Ridley-X4]

I've pulled the very definition of fail from the depths of Hell!

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6095/1232654497520zl6.jpg

[Old Ape Face]

I've pulled the very definition of fail from the depths of Hell!

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6095/1232654497520zl6.jpg

No that's not fail that's just the passing of a new Family network program.

[SPARTAN117CJL]

No that's not fail that's just the passing of a new Family network program.

It's not fail so much as trolling.

[Old Ape Face]

It's not fail so much as trolling.

trolling = intentional fail.

this is just ugh dumb ***** with a mission... I'm not going to even start what this is.

[Ridley-X4]

Here's some fail I saw IRL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwCXPOuypoA

[goddessofanime]

I've pulled the very definition of fail from the depths of Hell!

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6095/1232654497520zl6.jpg



Is that for real?

[Old Ape Face]

Is that for real?

actually now that I read it again, sounds like a verse from the bible of sarcasm.

but this is the internet it might even be a fat guy in his 80s.

Or Bam Margura dressed like a 90 year old *****. lol

Jackasses of the world unite!!

[SPARTAN117CJL]

trolling = intentional fail.

Wrong. If you achieve your goal's then it's actually epic winrar.

this is just ugh dumb ***** with a mission... I'm not going to even start what this is.

You don't know that. Technically we are being trolled RIGHT NOW.

[Old Ape Face]

You don't know that. Technically we are being trolled RIGHT NOW.

Refer to my previous post.

[goddessofanime]

You don't know that. Technically we are being trolled RIGHT NOW.


ROFL.

Sad thing is, it's probaly true. :lol:

[Illusions-chan]

Not epic, but still FAIL.

Lab class this morning. We had to get the TA to check our setup and mine was perfect. And then she asked me to turned on the water.

The tube burst right off of the condenser and turned so that a high pressure blast of cold water smacked my TA right in the face.... >.<;

And then, seeing cute guy and not being able to say anything more than "Good morning."

You all think guys have got it tough? Hah, try being a smart girl. We always get picked last.

Urgh.. okay, back to calculus homework.

[Caster13]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Hey_nazi_chick.jpg

dumbass.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

I had difficulty thinking of a time that I failed 'epically'. I fail quite often, but in small ways. This one however is particularly impressive:

One year while camping (I think this was my last year as a Scout) we were building a campfire (to do campfirely things) and I made a special point to remind one of the younger kids that it'd still be hot even after the flames died down.

Later that night the inevitable happened, after the fire died down I, unable to see the fire or the brick that was there for some reason, tripped and landed (somehow) on my bum in the remains of the fire stirring it back up in the process. But that's not the worst part. Oh no. I then proceeded to sit there for about three seconds before I realised where I was shouting "Hot!" and jumping back up.

I didn't even singe my trousers. For that (and for taking down a tent early by walking into one of the poles) I "won" the "prat of the week" award for doing the most stupid thing on the whole camp.

[Gibb]

When I was 7 or 8, I was driving a go-kart around my neighborhood. I messed up a turn and drove down into a ditch and stalled the go-kart. It was one of those really difficult to start ones with the pull chain, and being an 8 year old I couldn't start it by myself. So there I was, stuck in a ditch, about a quarter mile from home, unable to start my go-kart, but then the fun really started. Two large dogs (very large to an 8 year old) ran over and started barking at me, with their noses about 8 inches from my face. Long story short I had to drag the go-kart out of the ditch, and push it all the way home, with these two dogs barking at my face for most of the trip. I was in tears the entire time, and I think this was the turning point in my life where I began to loathe dogs. Even to this day, I really just don't like dogs.

So in summary, epic failure being I drove into a ditch and started a life long phobia/hatred of dogs.

[Old Ape Face]

When I was 7 or 8, I was driving a go-kart around my neighborhood. I messed up a turn and drove down into a ditch and stalled the go-kart. It was one of those really difficult to start ones with the pull chain, and being an 8 year old I couldn't start it by myself. So there I was, stuck in a ditch, about a quarter mile from home, unable to start my go-kart, but then the fun really started. Two large dogs (very large to an 8 year old) ran over and started barking at me, with their noses about 8 inches from my face. Long story short I had to drag the go-kart out of the ditch, and push it all the way home, with these two dogs barking at my face for most of the trip. I was in tears the entire time, and I think this was the turning point in my life where I began to loathe dogs. Even to this day, I really just don't like dogs.

So in summary, epic failure being I drove into a ditch and started a life long phobia/hatred of dogs.

Bah, you call that failure? Meh I don't like dogs much either, they're either way too happy to see you, are way way too pissed to see you. there never seems to be a middle point with them.

And the fact that you were 8 just makes you like every other kid to do something stupid.

I played with the pepper shaker when I was 5.

Ever rolled down the stairs? Oh I did that.

[Jia]

The taco quote. *See quotes thread*

I was thinking about tacoes at the time.

My smartass friend asked me if the Italian people spoke Spaghetti...it's like no stupid they speak Pizza.

[Old Ape Face]

My smartass friend asked me if the Italian people spoke Spaghetti...it's like no stupid they speak Pizza.

Wrong again they speak Al Pacino.

[Jia]

:( I will never get it right will I?

[superplough]

Yesterday at work, I was serving a customer. I asked him if he wanted his receipt, and he looked at me and said 'no' with a stupid grin and left. My boss was standing behind me doing some paperwork or something and started laughing her head off. I asked her what was so funny, and she said 'you must have asked that guy if he wanted is receipt about 3 times :lol:'

Fail.

[Ridley-X4]

Ω FAIL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUiPZvXl27o

[Bernard_Monsha]

I've pulled the very definition of fail from the depths of Hell!

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6095/1232654497520zl6.jpg

Sounds like she wants to have her child be in the Folsom Street Parade.

[Hara!]

Eternal Butthurt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ETnzur7oVA

[Caster13]

Ω FAIL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUiPZvXl27o

.....there is no way to properly describe that amount of failure.

[superplough]

Ugh... Naruto plus Kingdom hearts + DDR + cosplay + bad acting = UGH MY EYES THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING

[Caster13]

UGH MY EYES

That's gonna be said a lot when Dragonball Evolution comes out.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Folsom Street Parade.

Sounds like Bernards going to come into the Prons valley for a party :elvis: :elvis: :elvis:

[Bradster]

About 5 years ago I had a "Bart the Genius" moment with Sodium hydride (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_hydride) and Methyl Iodide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iodomethane) (and a substrate I don't recall) in about 8 liters of dioxane (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dioxane). MeI is a volatile liquid, and these kinds of reactions can generate a lot of heat, so the addition order is important. My mind was elsewhere that day, and I screwed it up by putting all the MeI in the reactor at once instead of adding it dropwise to all of the NaH. I subsequently added the NaH too fast, and the resulting exotherm boiled all of the MeI, which caused a high-pressure fountain of liquid to shoot out of an inch-wide flask neck. Instead of shutting the sash and GTFO, I marveled at how high the fountain was going- it was hitting the ceiling of the walk-in hood, so it had to be 4 or 5 feet high. I was kinda feeling like Peter Brady with his home-made volcano, but self-preservation kicked in soon enough.

Fortunately the fountain didn't have much of a spread and I didn't get any on me. Had a headache for a couple hours, but I obviously didn't get a lethal exposure of anything. Probably would've benefitted from a full-face mask with O2 supply on that one, but I don't think that company spent money on such luxuries...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Well, back durning Thanksgiving, everyone was in the kitchen chit chatin' and Lexie (my sister) had walked into the kitchen to be hyper and get attention, I followed her and went to kick her. Some how, I managed to slide forward and fall on my left side. Everyone yelled caitlyn and I sat up and walked over to the back door and slid down laughing from embarrassment. It was hilarious.

Another time, Mum was talking about Lex being bad and always wanting attention etc, she said, Lexie is not a good egg, she's cracked. I sat there for about five or so minutes and finally got what she ment by that, I had failed and felt completely stupid.

About two days ago, I was in my second math class (the one from people who arent good at math) and the whole class was doing this comp thing were you slowly learned math and basics. My questions were simple and i got them all, answered themm all correct, but then I missed one. The program I was in set me back to the beginning and i figured, no worries, I prolly typed the answer in wrong or mixed the numbers up in the calculator. Nope, Wrong! So I kept answering 0.2, over and over, continuing to be wrong, when I finally figured out why i'd been failing, I needed to move the 0 two places. I felt like such an idiot, and hoped no one noticed my repeating fail. lol

[ranmachen]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6448/1231602480582ca2.jpg


omg. I'm surprised I hadn't seen that pic before. I guess we all have different ideas of what fail is. Unless you don't understand the joke I don't see how that could be perceived as failing. besides they are all there for a good cause and are outside away from the internet. gotta ask yourself what the **** have you done lately. xD

Also THIS is fail...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/Janplus/1232688884590.jpg

[Caster13]

Also THIS is fail...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/Janplus/1232688884590.jpg

Exactly what the hell is going on in that?

[superplough]

samefag is a namefag.

[ladyshiro]

Everyone has some of those. I've done it. I'm a skilled Graphic Designer and work at a newspaper. I've had dumb outs on things that I should know and I've placed ads wrong thinking they are the right ones and finding out they are the wrong ones.

[Caster13]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

Courtesy of GNK from a long time ago.

[DazzleKitty]

Hmm....I can think of something that kinda fits this,though it's nothing nearly as good as what's been posted.

My mom washed her cellphone in the washing machine a while back by accident. My dad was pissed and got all worked up and thought she was dumb. Later that day, he made the same mistake. He forgot to take his cell out of his pants and washed it. I thought that was pretty ironic but awesome.

[CrossboneGundam]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nc7-SH4cX0

Armenia proves once again that the Ottomans had the right idea.

[LOSTyears]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nc7-SH4cX0
Wow -_-; just wow *dies from brain failure*
Wouldn't say its epic if not for the remotely hot chicks & chest close up.

I often comb through sports highlights on the tube and I found this little gem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3DH7GGJoSc&feature=related). Can only imagine grown men practicing this pre game. Canadian league LOL

[ThePhillyFlash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nc7-SH4cX0


Christ on a crutch! There's four minutes of my life I'll never get back! The mind boggles at the rampant absurdity!

[SapperSix]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2rh0egk.jpg

http://www.orlandoforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=126522

[Jatz]

I'm going out on a limb and assume that you intended to spell racer as apposed to a kitchen utensil.

[SapperSix]

I'm going out on a limb and assume that you intended to spell racer as apposed to a kitchen utensil.

I got the pic from a different forum. http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=150937

[Jatz]

His/her fail then.

[goddessofanime]

Here's something I did that fails hard:

So I had ordered somethings online recently; it's been almost two weeks now. I wrote the company an email saying what was going on. The company writes me back as saying that it's undeliverable.

Here it turns out that I put my OLD address on there. *facepalms*


There's my 'DUH' moment.

[tenshi_a]

I'm going out on a limb and assume that you intended to spell racer as apposed to a kitchen utensil.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricer

Summary: people who uselessly modify their cars to make them look faster.

[Soluzar]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricer

Summary: people who uselessly modify their cars to make them look faster.
Partly derived from the pejoritive term "rice rocket" applied to asian import performance cars.

[Caster13]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricer

Summary: people who uselessly modify their cars to make them look faster.

They're also usually wangsters.

[Old Ape Face]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricer

Summary: people who uselessly modify their cars to make them look faster.

everyone knows that lightning bolts in the paint job make the car instantly faster.

[MirKz]

Neons add horespower.... didn't u know that ??

[autsiticanime]

Just had a moment today.

I was walking home, mumbling some nonsense skit (as I usually do when I'm bored.) when I blurted out "I do have proper bladder control!"

Then I saw the neighbour...within earshot.

[tenshi_a]

horespower

Is that what Prons' car runs on? :P

[superplough]

Fail:

Last night I had hamburgers for tea. However, I had no idea what I was doing when making them. I put oil in the frypan and put the patties on to fry. Ten seconds later smoke is pouring out everywhere, and one minute later the whole house is filled with smoke. I had to open all the doors and windows and go stand outside for a few minutes to be able to breathe.

The burgers tasted good though -_-;

[MirKz]

Is that what Prons' car runs on? :P

I've really got to stop posting just after I wake up.. haha

[sumwhatkrazy]

Hmmm, i remember a lil while back talking to a work mate about how i was kicking the footy with some other work mates and that nobody could kick a drop punt(kick the ball correctly) and then proceeded to kick the ball off the side of my boot and it went diagonally towards a bunch of ppl(talking myself up and failing).
Once at a piss up this youger girl wanted to sleep with me an i was acting all cool an unintrested(hey it works..) an like "i want another drink first" and the paroed out, vomited an crashed out an woke the next day to find out my lil bro shaggerd her, hows that for EPIC FAIL?
i've got more but i'll stop there...

[Ridley-X4]

Here's some responses to an article about some H-game being banned from being sold on Amazon:

Hey, it's Japanese. Rape to them is basically the sexiest thing in the world.

hahaha uhhh im in highschool and EVERYONE's watched porn.
im just saying i think japanime porn is pretty damn funny because of all the weirdass tentacle monsters and stuff.

[Aquaria]

When I was 11 my grandmother got me a new skateboard and I decided to bomb a hill. I hit some gravel and got road rash down my side. My mom was so pissed then she had to go out and buy a ton of gauze.

Cooked a pizza with the cardboard attached.

My new watch just startled me. Apparently it is going to beep every hour.

[Wolfgang]

When I was, I don't know, in third grade or so, my family and I went to this restaurant. Everything was going good, and then I had to go the bathroom. So I went to the back of the restaurant, did my stuff, and tried to leave the bathroom. I jiggled the handle.

Nothing.

So I turned the lock the other way.

Still couldn't get out.

I am severely claustrophobic. So it didn't take long before I began to panic, and I was pounding on the bathroom door. Pounding from the inside, mind you. And my mom appeared suddenly. It turned out the door was totally unlocked but I wasn't pushing it far enough.

Needless to say, I hung my head in shame as I passed the silent people, sitting in their booths and holding in their laughter --- including my family. Not easy to enjoy the rest of your meal when people keep snickering in your general direction.

[Jia]

My new thread is a moment of hilarious fail. But hey. I'm not complaining I'm getting free food.

[Caster13]

Fail on the dumb lady's part that is.

[Jia]

Fail she never brought it to me. I suppose we can work on that. Maybe she can drop it off to my university :D It's a big place.

[Trigun360]

I think my worst fail was when i tried to post a thread in this forum, for the people that remember what happened.

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:6Z2zAP5ZaDTN8M:http://www.oesquema.com.br/trabalhosujo/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/facepalm02.jpg

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I remember when Corncopp6 and I busted up that dope-ring at that factory, and we returned to the sleaziest of sleazy bars; Buffalo James, right next to the Manteca Traveler's Inn.

Corncopp6 was drowning himself in liqour and the bosom of a woman who's dreams are all dead. I wasn't drinking, I never drink; 'cept when someone's dying. There was gonna be a lot of drinking that night.

Out of the corner of my eyes I saw some shady looking characters moving toward us slowly. You have to be pretty shady to look shady in a place like Buffalo James.

"I'm gonna bleed the lizard." I said

"Hmph mffff guhhhhh" Corncopp6 responded.

I left the booth. I made my way to the bathroom, pretending I didn't know I was being followed.

"Hey there big fella, wanna buy me a drink?" An aged cat in aged daisy dukes moetioned toward me.

"Sorry, not a charity case." I said, pushing the woman of the night away and entering the bathroom. A moment later, a man in a trenchcoat entered the bathroom. A moment later I exited the bathroom; he did not.

Corncopp6 was passed out on a bed of drunk women, men from all sides of the clubs eying him enviously over their drinks.

"Hey Copp." I said

"Yeah what prons" he grunted

"I think some fools want to die tonight." I growled.

"I'm busy." Copp brushed me off, disappearing under a sea of latex.

I scoffed,and turned to the booth behind me. I prefer a direct approach.

"Would you like to see a menu?" I grit my teeth to the men at the booth.

"Is your blood on that?" a slick looking kraut responded.

"Sorry, all out of that. May I suggest the soup of the day?"

"and what might that be?"

"A boot in yer ***!" I shouted, and I Grabbed two of his cronies and threw them over my shoulder. Their bodies crashed into the jukebox and moved no more.

"I heard you were quite skilled at fencing," the kraut knocked over the table and withdrew his sword.

I pulled out mine. He laughed.

"Haha, in ze motherland vour cihldren play with toys more sophisticated than that!" He lunged.

I slid back, his blow fell short.

"Oh my god!" An onlooker shouted, "I haven't seen legwork like that since...."

"Since The Great Warrior Princess Tenshi-A!" The bartender whispered in astonishment.

I slashed forward, blade met flesh, intestines met floor.

"Vhat ze hell?" The kraut gasped.

I fell to the floor. I didn't notice I was holding the sword backwards until it was too late.

[Meggles]

I remember when Corncopp6 and I busted up that dope-ring at that factory, and we returned to the sleaziest of sleazy bars; Buffalo James, right next to the Manteca Traveler's Inn.

Corncopp6 was drowning himself in liqour and the bosom of a woman who's dreams are all dead. I wasn't drinking, I never drink; 'cept when someone's dying. There was gonna be a lot of drinking that night.

Out of the corner of my eyes I saw some shady looking characters moving toward us slowly. You have to be pretty shady to look shady in a place like Buffalo James.

"I'm gonna bleed the lizard." I said

"Hmph mffff guhhhhh" Corncopp6 responded.

I left the booth. I made my way to the bathroom, pretending I didn't know I was being followed.

"Hey there big fella, wanna buy me a drink?" An aged cat in aged daisy dukes moetioned toward me.

"Sorry, not a charity case." I said, pushing the woman of the night away and entering the bathroom. A moment later, a man in a trenchcoat entered the bathroom. A moment later I exited the bathroom; he did not.

Corncopp6 was passed out on a bed of drunk women, men from all sides of the clubs eying him enviously over their drinks.

"Hey Copp." I said

"Yeah what prons" he grunted

"I think some fools want to die tonight." I growled.

"I'm busy." Copp brushed me off, disappearing under a sea of latex.

I scoffed,and turned to the booth behind me. I prefer a direct approach.

"Would you like to see a menu?" I grit my teeth to the men at the booth.

"Is your blood on that?" a slick looking kraut responded.

"Sorry, all out of that. May I suggest the soup of the day?"

"and what might that be?"

"A boot in yer ***!" I shouted, and I Grabbed two of his cronies and threw them over my shoulder. Their bodies crashed into the jukebox and moved no more.

"I heard you were quite skilled at fencing," the kraut knocked over the table and withdrew his sword.

I pulled out mine. He laughed.

"Haha, in ze motherland vour cihldren play with toys more sophisticated than that!" He lunged.

I slid back, his blow fell short.

"Oh my god!" An onlooker shouted, "I haven't seen legwork like that since...."

"Since The Great Warrior Princess Tenshi-A!" The bartender whispered in astonishment.

I slashed forward, blade met flesh, intestines met floor.

"Vhat ze hell?" The kraut gasped.

I fell to the floor. I didn't notice I was holding the sword backwards until it was too late.

What is this? :lol:

[The Million Dollar Prons]

The true fail is you read that and realize Prons is Geist from M.D. Geist.

[Soluzar]

The real fail is that nobody else noticed that tenshi_a is a warrior princess.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

What else could the A possibly stand for.

[Trefellin]

I remember that one time I singlehandedly held back an entire German infantry division in the Ardennes, wounded in the buttocks and armed with an entrenching tool, for only two hours. I failed hard that day.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Canada didn't even fight in World War Two

[Trefellin]

Canada didn't even fight in World War Two

Yes they did. Canadians raided Dieppe, rushed Juno beach in Normandy, closed the Falaise Pocket alongside the Poles, invaded Sicily, fought viciously for Ortona in Italy, slogged through the mud to capture the Beveland Peninsula in the Netherlands during the Battle of the Scheldt... On and on.

[Old Ape Face]

I think my worst fail was when i tried to post a thread in this forum, for the people that remember what happened.

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:6Z2zAP5ZaDTN8M:http://www.oesquema.com.br/trabalhosujo/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/facepalm02.jpg
I call fail on this post for the lack of a better reason.

[Trigun360]

There are worst though

[Old Ape Face]

There are worst though

At least you're Modest.

[Jia]

Canada didn't even fight in World War Two

LOL. Yes they did. Even I know that!

I remember when Corncopp6 and I busted up that dope-ring at that factory, and we returned to the sleaziest of sleazy bars; Buffalo James, right next to the Manteca Traveler's Inn.

Corncopp6 was drowning himself in liqour and the bosom of a woman who's dreams are all dead. I wasn't drinking, I never drink; 'cept when someone's dying. There was gonna be a lot of drinking that night.

Out of the corner of my eyes I saw some shady looking characters moving toward us slowly. You have to be pretty shady to look shady in a place like Buffalo James.

"I'm gonna bleed the lizard." I said

"Hmph mffff guhhhhh" Corncopp6 responded.

I left the booth. I made my way to the bathroom, pretending I didn't know I was being followed.

"Hey there big fella, wanna buy me a drink?" An aged cat in aged daisy dukes moetioned toward me.

"Sorry, not a charity case." I said, pushing the woman of the night away and entering the bathroom. A moment later, a man in a trenchcoat entered the bathroom. A moment later I exited the bathroom; he did not.

Corncopp6 was passed out on a bed of drunk women, men from all sides of the clubs eying him enviously over their drinks.

"Hey Copp." I said

"Yeah what prons" he grunted

"I think some fools want to die tonight." I growled.

"I'm busy." Copp brushed me off, disappearing under a sea of latex.

I scoffed,and turned to the booth behind me. I prefer a direct approach.

"Would you like to see a menu?" I grit my teeth to the men at the booth.

"Is your blood on that?" a slick looking kraut responded.

"Sorry, all out of that. May I suggest the soup of the day?"

"and what might that be?"

"A boot in yer ***!" I shouted, and I Grabbed two of his cronies and threw them over my shoulder. Their bodies crashed into the jukebox and moved no more.

"I heard you were quite skilled at fencing," the kraut knocked over the table and withdrew his sword.

I pulled out mine. He laughed.

"Haha, in ze motherland vour cihldren play with toys more sophisticated than that!" He lunged.

I slid back, his blow fell short.

"Oh my god!" An onlooker shouted, "I haven't seen legwork like that since...."

"Since The Great Warrior Princess Tenshi-A!" The bartender whispered in astonishment.

I slashed forward, blade met flesh, intestines met floor.

"Vhat ze hell?" The kraut gasped.

I fell to the floor. I didn't notice I was holding the sword backwards until it was too late.

WIN!

Oh that made my day!

[Old Ape Face]

How do you hold a blade backwards if you slice forwards o.O

I remember one time I made myself appear to have done something heroic, until I realized that this cliche act of fake failures was getting over the top for me so I ran away.

[Tom Servo]

Moments of epic fail?

The day I was born~

[superplough]

A moment of epic fail, not by me but in general, was the Dear Superplough thread. And it being deleted. For shame, mods.

[Jatz]

A moment of epic fail, not by me but in general, was the Dear Superplough thread. And it being deleted. For shame, mods.

Or the deleting of my entire GIF post when the removal of one or two were all that would be necessary.

[autsiticanime]

Or deleting the ORIGINAL Awesome thread last year.

Now that just sucked.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Some middle aged guy decided to whip it out at a family reunion Magican Camille and I were at.

It was fantastic

[Ikickyourcat]

Epic Fail?

We were in Sex Ed in school, we were all 12-13, and the teacher asked if we have any questions about sex.
A girl raised her hand, and asked why certain...'male emissions' taste salty.
Now we're in secondary school she has never lived that down. :L

[The Million Dollar Prons]

^ Saw that on FML you trying to front boy?

[Gray]

^ Saw that on FML you trying to front boy?

http://iplayalot.com/gifs/OhSnap.gif

[Trefellin]

Epic Fail?

We were in Sex Ed in school, we were all 12-13, and the teacher asked if we have any questions about sex.
A girl raised her hand, and asked why certain...'male emissions' taste salty.
Now we're in secondary school she has never lived that down. :L

Apparently, that happens in every single sex ed class, every year at every school. :rolleyes:

[Soluzar]

A girl raised her hand, and asked why certain...'male emissions' taste salty.
Now we're in secondary school she has never lived that down. :L
Story is older than the internet, and is usually preceded by the teacher explaining that it contains sugar. I'm not saying it didn't happen in your class, just that I think George Burns probably told that story when he was still in school. :P

[Ikickyourcat]

:O
Yeah, Ive seen it multiple times on the internet after actually hearing it. :P
a majority seem to differ, though. The Teacher just said the girl was being ridiculous, well, what else could you really say to a 13 year old? ;)