Tentacle Grape...you've got to be kidding me

[Mr March]

Saw this on another anime forum. Some idiot came up with the idea of selling a Grape Soda with a hentai pun as the hook. I kid you not.

http://www.tentaclegrape.com/buy.php
Tentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.

Each 12oz bottle of Tentacle Grape™ comes packed full of flavor in a unique glass collector's bottle.

Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!

It's been a while since a commercial product disturbed me this much. :x

[superplough]

Dear god that is pathetic.

[Ridley-X4]

It'd drink it. It's just grape juice, and I love grape juice.

Tentacle rape jokes are so 80s. If a had a dollar for every time I hear "tentacle rape", I'd have enough money to run a tiny 3rd world country. It's real boring when you hear it a lot. I even saw a t-shirt at the NY Anime Festival with the text and some girl getting it.

On a positive note, the artwork is nice. It gets to the point yet it's not the actual act of tentacle rape, which would get this guy permaB& by the fuzz.

[Chidori Raikiri]

Tentacle rape is a joke within itself.

[Old Ape Face]

First reading the title of the thread I thought it said something else, I then proceeded to spit my grape juice all over my monitor, but I held fast and swallowed to keep from makeing a rather sticky mess.

Innuendos
When you're willing to try it, it's no longer called Grape.

[Midoriko87]

Tentacle Grape, uh-huh... They could have at least put tentacles on the bottle, this does not succeed so hard. <_<

[taily]

That's the worst thing.


Just the worst.

[Sushikins]

This is...just horrible. Horrible enough that I have to buy some for kicks.

[Trefellin]

Is it really grape if it's consensual?

...

I'd buy it.

[Ridley-X4]

You can't grape the willing.

[superplough]

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[RecentMidget]

lolwut????

[Ridley-X4]

I like the color of it. I'd get 2, one to drink, and another not to drink in case some collector wants to buy it off me for a high amount of money or something.

[goddessofanime]

Who wants to get graped???

[animeotaku99]

http://www.goldenpicklejuice.com/

[Lacan]

Will it grape my insides?

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... im so getting this. and distribute it to my next Tupperware Party with the ladies from my church.

[SlackerDude]

Tentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.

Each 12oz bottle of Tentacle Grape™ comes packed full of flavor in a unique glass collector's bottle.

Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!

I'm guessing the law suit that's just waiting to happen when women who actually got graped find out about this is going to be pretty nasty.

Still ... gotta take some mastodonical cohones to market a product like this...

[Ridley-X4]

I don't know which is worse; this or the Oozinator, aka super soaker meets bukakke.

[Phantom]

Grape rape? Watch your Grape carton lady's!

[Spadesy]

Hahah, I'd totally buy it and send it to my ex J girlfriend.

[Caster13]

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This is the summary of this entire thread.

[RecentMidget]

there is no such thing as grape...

only suprisebutsecks

[Old Ape Face]

there is no such thing as grape...

only suprisebutsecks

And a really scared woman who'll throw a nasty lawsuit at you. Don't believe me? Try it some time you might like it.

[Melion]

wow, just wow

[Ridley-X4]

For other flavors, how about Manana Meat, or Boob Berry?

[Old Ape Face]

For other flavors, how about Manana Meat, or Boob Berry?

Hey!!! do you want to feel sooo gay? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sphLFZdBuQk)

[Leader Desslock]

For other flavors, how about Manana Meat, or Boob Berry?
Gotta base it on puns of thesubgenres. How about...

Fruitanari - The fruity punch with the secret surprise?
Megane-kola - You can clearly see the difference for yourself!
Lemon fanfic - Not as bad as you think! Try it! Please?

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Hey!!! do you want to feel sooo gay? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sphLFZdBuQk)

...sadly, it doesn't live up to the other videos. so... yeah. FAIL.

[Ridley-X4]

I still lol'd.

Here's some more:

Mango - The label is only in black and white!

Rocket Punch - Now with a free Mazinger plush!

Lolicola - Freshly made!

Bluekakke Berry- Try not to get it all over you!

[Leader Desslock]

Shounen Sundae - Showdown! The soda tastes like ice cream?! Final challenge to drink it all!

[Samurai Drifter]

I am very tempted to buy this, so would it be called tentacle prostitution?

[Hara!]

I'd buy the **** out of this.