The year 3000AD

[Lacan]

What do you think the year 3000AD will be like? My guess is that either we will live in a Utopia Society that is high tech, or we are back in the Dark Ages and live in a stone age world run by crazy religious nutjobs, or maybe the world will still be the same now, and we will still have the same types of houses and still use gas powered cars, which proves how slow we are in advancing.

[Old Ape Face]

Governed by our understanding of the world right now, I would think that in a thousand years from now, anything could happen.

I do however predict a time on earth without humans, Human extinction by our own destructive nature is eminent.

But I can't say when or how exactly that could happen.

The theory that our Earth could be blown away by outer space projectiles is a little too hasty, I believe our race will be gone long before that happens.

And a Dark Ages part 2? Highly unlikely, Unless some catastrophic event happened for us to lose all our technological research and understanding for energy, the human race will continue to be in it's current status.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... sounds like a Conan O'Brian sketch...

IN THE YEAR 3000...

[Donto_Koi]

My decendents and my cat's decendents will rule over yours with a gentle Iron fist.

EDIT:

Here's an artists rendition
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb158/ComradeMP-2/PMACArmy1.jpg

[Old Ape Face]

The Human race is too far in advance for it to go backwards in a religion ruled era.


Lacan You make technology advancement as if it were written in a text book or something, technology isn't something you should automatically know, technology has to be discovered and invented, and researched.

I wouldn't say we're at the end of all possibilities, but the human race has come a long way since the begining of the past century. Perhaps our understanding for the future is a little far fetched, we all expect something that is really out of this world to exist in real life.

Why don't you just think of the life you have now?

[Lacan]

The Human race is too far in advance for it to go backwards in a religion ruled era.


Lacan You make technology advancement as if it were written in a text book or something, technology isn't something you should automatically know, technology has to be discovered and invented, and researched.

I wouldn't say we're at the end of all possibilities, but the human race has come a long way since the begining of the past century. Perhaps our understanding for the future is a little far fetched, we all expect something that is really out of this world to exist in real life.

Why don't you just think of the life you have now?

Because the year 3000 AD sounds awesome, and I wonder how the world will be like, by then. Just the number 3000 sounds more powerful sounding then the number 2000 or even 2008.

[Old Ape Face]

What I could probably guess what will happen is something no more exciting then what happen at the turn of this millennium a power struggle against a group of terrorist and a mock up with a supper power. Possibly the war to end all wars (Destruction of earth in my opinion.)

[Meson]

I chose Option 8: All the above. 3000 will be so different that we wouldn't recognize anything, but still be similar enough to now that we would recognize things.

[superplough]

I dont think humans will still be around in 1000 years, we'll end up destroing ourselves

[Old Ape Face]

I dont think humans will still be around in 1000 years, we'll end up destroing ourselves

you sound pretty sure of yourself there, Wonders if the government knows this too?

I think new generations are becoming more insightful of our situation, if we can survive our current Bullsh*t tactics. I think we'll be fine.

wonders what Obama has planned, even though I regret voting for him I'm interested to see what he's got in store for us. Since all this worry is in their hands.

[Holy Knight]

Humans will be the same and what we use will be different.

That or Earth will have baked and Squids will have evolved into land-dwellers we will worship as Shai-Hulud. Humans will rave about the future and what we will accomplish until alien species come to pick us up.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... Cthulu will rise... again.

[Gray]

I predict giant mutant carrots.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... giant mutant veggies ftw. all the reason more for me to hate veggies.

bring it.

[fujyoshi]

... giant mutant veggies ftw. all the reason more for me to hate veggies.

bring it.

what did veggies ever do to you D: if you don't mutate them wit all those processed things like whatever that stuff is that makes them messed up the preservatives or whatever /swt then you should be fine

[Broand]

I predict Zombie Outbreak.

It's the funnest sounding possibility.

[Leader Desslock]

The Human race is too far in advance for it to go backwards in a religion ruled era.
...said the Romans... :lol:

I think it's more interesting to think back on what the folks in 1000 AD thought the would would be like now.

[Old Ape Face]

...said the Romans... :lol:

I think it's more interesting to think back on what the folks in 1000 AD thought the would would be like now.

yeah well the romans didn't have Metallica to look up to :P

Or anime, or Hollywood for that matter

Humans will be the same and what we use will be different.

That or Earth will have baked and Squids will have evolved into land-dwellers we will worship as Shai-Hulud. Humans will rave about the future and what we will accomplish until alien species come to pick us up.

I picture Lila and Bender making a sudden entrance to this mystery.

[Shiroiyuki]

The year 3000AD will never happen.

We all know the world will be destroyed in 2012. Personally, I've already made plans to be on holiday that week. Why work when I'm just going to die anyway?

[SlackerDude]

...I do however predict a time on earth without humans, Human extinction by our own destructive nature is eminent.

But I can't say when or how exactly that could happen.

Can't really picture that. We did, after all, survive the cold war, which is the first time period in history we had the means to wipe ourselves out, and I don't think anybody is stupid enough to want to live through that in the future (not that I have). There might be some nukes going off here and there or whatever hi-tech weapons they'll come up with, but not enough to kill us all I think.

The theory that our Earth could be blown away by outer space projectiles is a little too hasty, I believe our race will be gone long before that happens. ...

Well, if an asteroid wants to destroy the earth, it better do it soon because it's not gonna get the chance in another 50 years or so...


By the way has anyone seen "Idiocracy"?

[Old Ape Face]

The year 3000AD will never happen.

We all know the world will be destroyed in 2012. Personally, I've already made plans to be on holiday that week. Why work when I'm just going to die anyway?

Yeah I'm gona quit my job on 2012.

Can't really picture that. We did, after all, survive the cold war, which is the first time period in history we had the means to wipe ourselves out, and I don't think anybody is stupid enough to want to live through that in the future (not that I have). There might be some nukes going off here and there or whatever hi-tech weapons they'll come up with, but not enough to kill us all I think.


Of what I've heard the United States posses weapons capable of blowing a fourth of our planet away, whether that's true or not I wouldn't doubt we are capable of such a devastating attack.

However I agree that a Dictator with these weapons in their possession wouldn't risk there own lives to get rid of their enemies like that. Unless you were a suicidal crazy person who just wants to see what happens after they blow up the planet. I could understand there would be some personal hold up with this.

There are also some bad people in the world, (Iran has suicidal bombers) who I believe would be stupid enough to blow the world up.


Well, if an asteroid wants to destroy the earth, it better do it soon because it's not gonna get the chance in another 50 years or so...


By the way has anyone seen "Idiocracy"?

Honestly do you think we are capable of stopping an asteroid the size of Texas, or even the size of our country from hitting earth? There are some massive objects out in space, whether we can detect them or not they are out of our physical control, and what if we manage to meet an asteroid the size of Texas? Do we have the ability to divert it's trajectory away from Earth?

That movie Armageddon was just a movie, and just becuase they caused it to split in two and go around earth does not necessarily mean we are capable of the same feet, if it doesn't work we're dead anyway.

[Lacan]

The year 3000AD will never happen.

We all know the world will be destroyed in 2012. Personally, I've already made plans to be on holiday that week. Why work when I'm just going to die anyway?

I can't wait till after 2012, so I can laugh at everyone who believes in the 2012 end of the world BS. Unless of course some religious nutcase tries to get a weapon to blow us up, so the person can try to follow up on that 2012 thing they worship so much about.

[Caster13]

I can't wait till after 2012, so I can laugh at everyone who believes in the 2012 end of the world BS. Unless of course some religious nutcase tries to get a weapon to blow us up, so the person can try to follow up on that 2012 thing they worship so much about.

Finally somebody else who thinks it's a load of crap!

You can't predict when the world will end.

[Shiroiyuki]

Finally somebody else who thinks it's a load of crap!

You can't predict when the world will end.

You guys do know my post was complete sarcasm, right? :lol:

Wow, the seriousness of it all.

[SlackerDude]

Yeah I'm gona quit my job on 2012.




Of what I've heard the United States posses weapons capable of blowing a fourth of our planet away, whether that's true or not I wouldn't doubt we are capable of such a devastating attack.

However I agree that a Dictator with these weapons in their possession wouldn't risk there own lives to get rid of their enemies like that. Unless you were a suicidal crazy person who just wants to see what happens after they blow up the planet. I could understand there would be some personal hold up with this.

There are also some bad people in the world, (Iran has suicidal bombers) who I believe would be stupid enough to blow the world up.



Honestly do you think we are capable of stopping an asteroid the size of Texas, or even the size of our country from hitting earth? There are some massive objects out in space, whether we can detect them or not they are out of our physical control, and what if we manage to meet an asteroid the size of Texas? Do we have the ability to divert it's trajectory away from Earth?

That movie Armageddon was just a movie, and just becuase they caused it to split in two and go around earth does not necessarily mean we are capable of the same feet, if it doesn't work we're dead anyway.


Hmm, but you just contradicted yourself there ... If the US already has a weapon capable of destroying a fourth of the Earth, then how would an asteroid the size of Texas be any sort of problem?

Anyway, on the "us destroying ourselves" issue, I still don't see that happening ... You said that even though you agree nations wouldn't risk a nuclear war against each other, small groups of extremists would try to blow up the world if they had the chance to, but a government holding such a power would be ridiculously stupid to allow that ... I'm not saying it's not possible, it just seems very unlikely to me is all ...

[Caster13]

For the (insert number) time, sarcasm does not show well over the internet. Unless you put *sarcasm* after it.

[Shiroiyuki]

For the (insert number) time, sarcasm does not show well over the internet. Unless you put *sarcasm* after it.

...no, it's a safe bet that unless I claim otherwise, everything I post is sarcastic. :P

[Old Ape Face]

Hmm, but you just contradicted yourself there ... If the US already has a weapon capable of destroying a fourth of the Earth, then how would an asteroid the size of Texas be any sort of problem?

I'm more or less thinking of the after math of the destruction of an asteroid,, ok we blow it up but there's still pieces of asteroid floating out there with only one major gravity pull to go in (earth). We blow it up then what? Wait for the pieces to rain down on us?


Anyway, on the "us destroying ourselves" issue, I still don't see that happening ... You said that even though you agree nations wouldn't risk a nuclear war against each other, small groups of extremists would try to blow up the world if they had the chance to, but a government holding such a power would be ridiculously stupid to allow that ... I'm not saying it's not possible, it just seems very unlikely to me is all ...

Probably but who knows what connections people have, the probability of a nuclear attack on any major city isn't calculated yet.



...no, it's a safe bet that unless I claim otherwise, everything I post is sarcastic. :P

I read your posts as sarcasm, a bit harsh yet witty but sarcasm none the less.

[Naraku]

I do however predict a time on earth without humans, Human extinction by our own destructive nature is eminent.

I think new generations are becoming more insightful of our situation, if we can survive our current Bullsh*t tactics. I think we'll be fine.

Wait.. what? You completely changed your mind?

People can only go as far as the planets resources can take us. There is no telling how much more efficient we can be at utilizing them. I think like all things, there are limits. I doubt there will be any type of space age like the Jetsons or something.

[Old Ape Face]

Wait.. what? You completely changed your mind?

Not changed my mind, more or less balancing on both sides of this fence. our current generation is taking our situation with a massive face palm if I've ever seen one (Either that or it's just me)

But our previous generation is playing with something we could all wish would just be put away and forgotten about.

Our lives are a teetering mess in my opinion, it could be utter destruction or it could be the peek of Human civilization in a peaceful way. If people are going to be stupid about it, we're all gonna die. If we all play it cool and just, I think we'll be fine.

But I supose being stupid and destructive is on the upper hand at the moment.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

For the (insert number) time, sarcasm does not show well over the internet. Unless you put *sarcasm* after it.

... only YOU would need the whole "*sarcasm*" thing to understand that a post is purely of a sarcastic nature.

WHY SO SERIOUS?

[Caster13]

I think in the not so extremely distant future there will be a lot less things like metals used. We're coming up with quite a bit of artificial materials that are starting to be used instead of materials we've been using for thousands of years. Some ceramics are stronger that regular metal, and those are starting to be used in multiple applications. Carbon fiber is stronger than steel, and a hell of a lot lighter.

These types of technologies are going to continue to advance, and in the future they're going to be very necessary once natural resources run out.

[Old Ape Face]

I think in the not so extremely distant future there will be a lot less things like metals used. We're coming up with quite a bit of artificial materials that are starting to be used instead of materials we've been using for thousands of years. Some ceramics are stronger that regular metal, and those are starting to be used in multiple applications. Carbon fiber is stronger than steel, and a hell of a lot lighter.

These types of technologies are going to continue to advance, and in the future they're going to be very necessary once natural resources run out.

Everything human created is made from organic materials, you can't build anything out of nothing. Carbon is a relatively rare material on earth despite it covers less then 50% of the earth's surface. it will not last forever as much as Iron and metallic materials are concerned.

[Leader Desslock]

Everything human created is made from organic materials...
I'm pretty sure you need to look up the word 'organic' there. Either that or you need to think about what humans can make. Humans make a lot of things that don't contain carbon.

Carbon is a relatively rare material on earth...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but every living thing on Earth, and quite a lot of things that aren't still living contain carbon. The atmosphere and sea both contain it.

I'm not sure why you're calling it rare when it's found quite literally everywhere on Earth.

despite it covers less then 50% of the earth's surface.
I can't fathom where you're getting that statistic. You're making it up, as far as I can tell.

it will not last forever as much as Iron and metallic materials are concerned.
Honestly, I don't know what you could have meant by that string of characters.

[fujyoshi]

another century another conspiracy hole nothing will change it will just get worse

[Old Ape Face]

I'm pretty sure you need to look up the word 'organic' there. Either that or you need to think about what humans can make. Humans make a lot of things that don't contain carbon.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but every living thing on Earth, and quite a lot of things that aren't still living contain carbon. The atmosphere and sea both contain it.

I'm not sure why you're calling it rare when it's found quite literally everywhere on Earth.


I can't fathom where you're getting that statistic. You're making it up, as far as I can tell.


Honestly, I don't know what you could have meant by that string of characters.

My whole post was made of fail.

[sailornyanko]

The world will be ruled by a race of bishounen albino hotties with long hair. Capes will be fashionable.

English will become a dead language.

Maybe the world will become like those anime: Legend of Basara or Asabotto Goku. In both series Japan will become desertic and the technology we are so used to will become lost (though in the second anime they still have cars and electricity, they just don't have gas guzzlers and functional space stations). Japanese architecture will be forgotten and something completely different will replace it.

The culture and clothing fashion of Basara seems a lot like ancient Rome to me.

[djinn]

By 3000 AD, our Planet Earth will have been discovered by an alien race far more advanced than ours. We will be a backwater colony of the Orionese empire, ruled by a colonial administrator. The Earth will be overpopulated and very poor, mainly a cross between Hindus and Chinese. Vaishnavism will be the major religion, and everyone will speak a much-modified form of Tonal Esperanto. Many aliens will live on earth, in rich enclaves. Much of the human race will be employed in alien sweatshops, performing wierd alien tasks (like building tachyonic-drive machinery). There will be no countries, just continental provinces. Migrant Earth workers will do stoop labor on plantations on Tau Ceti and Epsilon Eridani. The aliens will terraform Venus and stick it into the other side of the earth orbital path. They'll place a proper-sized moon of Saturn around it and use it as a shunt for surplus earth population. All of the delicious food will be manufactured from rocks in a matter transformer, and everyone will live to be at least two hundred years old. War and disease will be unknown, and all of the nuclear weapons will have been confiscated by the aliens upon their arrival. Music will be a wierd combination of Chinese flute and Indian sitar music. People will only vote for local government, the world government administration will be in the hands of the paternal aliens. Genetic engineering will be common, and all undesirable genes will have been eliminated through alteration. Rebellion against alien rule will break out from time to time, only to be brutally suppressed. Alien literature and science will supplant human writings, but nationalists will keep human learning alive. There will be constant agitation for human representation in Alien Parliament. The robot alien police will be frightfully efficent, and there will be no crime, no drugs, no sexual shenanigans; everything will be strictly regulated and supervised. People who attempt to commit crimes or who rebel against the alien authorities are put into a huge prison on the Moon. The aliens are smug, snobbish, and prejudiced. There are a couple of different kinds, none of whom like each other much. But they cooperate to subjugate and exploit technologically inferior civilizations like ours. To them we are ugly howling savages, to be guided as well as robbed. The empire is theoretically constitutional, but in practice the emperor is frequently as capricious as Nero or Caligula. The Empire has strong unpleasant enemies whose only virtue is that they are very distant. Some of them eat intelligent life. Pirate raids by yet other aliens on the Earth are somewhat frequent. People feel hopeless, controlled, and totally outclassed by the aliens. Yet a liberation movement springs up every time one is crushed. The history of the previous milleniums is poorly known by the people of 3000 AD, because the aliens have put most of the books into museums on other planets. The Earth is not a recommended tourist destination for alien vacationers, because it is considered a malcontented backwater with violent, wily aborigines. Oh brave new world and all of the colonials in it! No one knows what an anime is anymore, they're too busy working for the aliens. For entertainment, there's televised puppet shows celebrating alien conquistadores and religious figures. The average human knows more about the history of the Three Polaris Planets than they know about their own. America is a distant memory, and a mere name.

[superplough]

Did you join just to post that in a two year old thread? :lol:

[djinn]

:P Basically, Yes!

[Alex Decay]

In the 3000 AD, everyone who is alive today will be dead.
I win!

[mega-muffin]

:P Basically, Yes!

That took some balls to do I mean you bumped a 2yr thread
You sir have my respect and thnxz for the laughs

[Old Ape Face]

The world will be saved by a pizza delivery guy who got stuck in a cryo-tube in the 21st century.

He'll be accompanied by a 1 eyed chick, a robot, and a nutty old guy who claims to be a distant relative of the pizza guy, who just so happens to be a world famous inventor.

Destined to be the first mate on an inter galactic delivery service.

[Nano]

You guys do know my post was complete sarcasm, right? :lol:

Wow, the seriousness of it all.

I knew, cookie for me. Yay.

[A Dead Spy]

By 3000 AD, our Planet Earth will have been discovered by an alien race far more advanced than ours. We will be a backwater colony of the Orionese empire, ruled by a colonial administrator. The Earth will be overpopulated and very poor, mainly a cross between Hindus and Chinese. Vaishnavism will be the major religion, and everyone will speak a much-modified form of Tonal Esperanto. Many aliens will live on earth, in rich enclaves. Much of the human race will be employed in alien sweatshops, performing wierd alien tasks (like building tachyonic-drive machinery). There will be no countries, just continental provinces. Migrant Earth workers will do stoop labor on plantations on Tau Ceti and Epsilon Eridani. The aliens will terraform Venus and stick it into the other side of the earth orbital path. They'll place a proper-sized moon of Saturn around it and use it as a shunt for surplus earth population. All of the delicious food will be manufactured from rocks in a matter transformer, and everyone will live to be at least two hundred years old. War and disease will be unknown, and all of the nuclear weapons will have been confiscated by the aliens upon their arrival. Music will be a wierd combination of Chinese flute and Indian sitar music. People will only vote for local government, the world government administration will be in the hands of the paternal aliens. Genetic engineering will be common, and all undesirable genes will have been eliminated through alteration. Rebellion against alien rule will break out from time to time, only to be brutally suppressed. Alien literature and science will supplant human writings, but nationalists will keep human learning alive. There will be constant agitation for human representation in Alien Parliament. The robot alien police will be frightfully efficent, and there will be no crime, no drugs, no sexual shenanigans; everything will be strictly regulated and supervised. People who attempt to commit crimes or who rebel against the alien authorities are put into a huge prison on the Moon. The aliens are smug, snobbish, and prejudiced. There are a couple of different kinds, none of whom like each other much. But they cooperate to subjugate and exploit technologically inferior civilizations like ours. To them we are ugly howling savages, to be guided as well as robbed. The empire is theoretically constitutional, but in practice the emperor is frequently as capricious as Nero or Caligula. The Empire has strong unpleasant enemies whose only virtue is that they are very distant. Some of them eat intelligent life. Pirate raids by yet other aliens on the Earth are somewhat frequent. People feel hopeless, controlled, and totally outclassed by the aliens. Yet a liberation movement springs up every time one is crushed. The history of the previous milleniums is poorly known by the people of 3000 AD, because the aliens have put most of the books into museums on other planets. The Earth is not a recommended tourist destination for alien vacationers, because it is considered a malcontented backwater with violent, wily aborigines. Oh brave new world and all of the colonials in it! No one knows what an anime is anymore, they're too busy working for the aliens. For entertainment, there's televised puppet shows celebrating alien conquistadores and religious figures. The average human knows more about the history of the Three Polaris Planets than they know about their own. America is a distant memory, and a mere name.

OH GOOD GOD THIS WALL OF TEXT IS BREAKING ME ALIVE! If paragraphs ever become extinct in the future, KILL ME NOW!

So, 3000 AD? Yeah, that's definitely the year when humans discover the secret to true immortality. Too bad none of us will be alive to see it.

[djinn]

:lol::lol::D:DDespair not, good people! Intelligent vegetables from the Andromeda Galaxy defeat the bad aliens in 3500 AD with a "whomper." The aliens flee in disarray back to Polaris and points more distant. An armistice and treaty are signed. Large ugly Vegetable warcraft (each about the size of an asteroid) are permanently posted around the Earth to guard us. The Vegetables give us our freedom, but only if we swear not to be vegetarians. Everyone is Hindu, so this raises some eyebrows; but since all the food is made from rocks anyways, there is no real problem. The Earth promptly breaks up into countries again, and everyone declares non-violent "war." This consists of protesters going to each other's countries and setting themselves on fire; this goes on for quite some time. Human Congress quickly passes a law requiring everyone on Earth, on pain of pinching, to watch Anime Cartoons for at least an hour every day. For some inexplicable reason, the most popular Anime quickly proves to be ..... Marine Boy! A new philosophical school of thought arises that Freddie and the Dreamers were probably the Messiah. So the human race is delivered from tyranny and everyone builds a gigantic Vegetable Heroic Monument in the middle of Tokyo, the symbolic and ceremonial human Capital City. Oho, but in 4000 AD ..... ahh, never mind. Paragraphs? What are those?

[mega-muffin]

Above: I'm still waiting on the part where godzilla comes in and mind ****s everyone and everything ^_^

[ThePhillyFlash]

Above: I'm still waiting on the part where godzilla comes in and mind ****s everyone and everything ^_^

Not to worry! By the year 3000, we'll be protected from Godzilla by them:
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10991/Legion%20SH.jpg

Behond, the Legion of Superheroes! :D

[djinn]

:(Yeah, the green Guy is Prince Broccolio of Stemworld. And his friends are large aggressive Boysenberry Hybrids. Just the ticket to defeat those Evil Aliens, who all looked like Stewie from Family Guy (but the worst ones looked like Pepe Le Pew!).

[Reven]

Not to worry! By the year 3000, we'll be protected from Godzilla by them:
pic
Behond, the Legion of Superheroes! :D

Who will be fighting my descendants after they usurp satan for control over hell itself.

Yeah, the green Guy is Prince Broccolio of Stemworld. And his friends are large aggressive Boysenberry Hybrids. Just the ticket to defeat those Evil Aliens, who all looked like Stewie from Family Guy (but the worst ones looked like Pepe Le Pew!).

What the ****?

[djinn]

Much to the Vegetables' amazement, while everyone was watching Animes, Marine Boy was interrupted by an unscheduled announcement. Godzilla appeared live on the mini-cam from Micronesia and said "So, did you know that you are all just a bunch of dolphins with thumbs? NOT a magnificent Geiko lizard like myself, not at all! King Kong and I were discussing saving you from the intelligent door-knobs, but then the eggplants came. Anyways, it was too much trouble, even Mothra agreed. Oh well, enjoy Marine Boy."

[willag]

This is like a bad combination of Jiang Jin/Prons/Clayton. Did someone pull a DBZ fusion technique? DNA Digivolve?

*scratches head*

[Jatz]

What the ****?
Just when you thought it couldn't get worse (looks below your post). To make things even worse he quoted himself and made a blog about it.

[Holy Knight]

So... Someone's writing a bad off-topic fanfic up in here?

Yeah, keep that in the blog.

[djinn]

But then Marine Boy and Astroboy ran for President against each other. Kimba the White Lion ran on a third party ticket and won. The Vegetables went back to Andromeda in disgust. The Big Black Slabs from 2001: Space Odyssey came and erased everyone's memory, mercifully. The whole human race began to read Archie Comics; they lived in Big Oak Trees and played the flute. Just then, Sauron forged the One Ring in Mordor and all hell broke loose. Please see Dr. Elephant's excellent history monograph "The Day the Earth Took Pills, and Overslept."

[djinn]

:) 2525: If Man is still alive, If Woman can survive, They may find .....; 3000: World's most popular video game is Kumaso Brave Versus Prince Takeru, Dressed As a Woman; 3012: John Travolta is cryogenically unfrozen, and is burned as a Scientologist; 3018: Shintoism and Southern Baptists merge, both accept Pope; 3020: Somebody sneezed; 3028: Euell Gibbons eats coffee table, dies again; 3031: Prince Suro of Gaya descends from heaven inside of an egg enclosed in a box, at the end of a plum-colored cord; the Nine Gan rejoice; 3032, March 23: The hobbits are at Weathertop with Strider; Gandalf is nowhere to be found, and the Nazgul wound Frodo; 3063: Hengist and Horsa invade Kent, at the invitation of Vortigern; 3071: Human race begs the Aliens to come back and conquer them again; the aliens curtly refuse; 3084: Highest rated TV show: the Filipino remake of Amos 'n Andy; 3091: Ambassador from Vegetable World is accidentally pureed in La Machine. Veggies protest. 3105: Columbus is genetically reconstituted; he goes to Cathay and watches Chinese Animes about Chairman Mao's Long March. 3133: The Pope declares that Shiva and Jesus are the same. 3134: Gollum follows the hobbits into the Dead Marshes. 3135: Sauron gets the Ring back, but abdicates the Presidency in favor of Hello Kitty. 3133: Japanese archeologists unearth the tomb of Queen Himiko; when they find she is Korean, they rebury her. 3176: A cover version of "She Wears Short Shorts" tops the Billboard Top 100. 3188: The Second Coming of Jesus Christ; he promptly converts to Shintoism and becomes the Chairman of Honda Corporation.

[Gray]

So lets play the 'which banned member coming back under an alt is it' game.

I'm going to guess.... Clayton?

[A Dead Spy]

:lol::lol::D:DDespair not, good people! Intelligent vegetables from the Andromeda Galaxy defeat the bad aliens in 3500 AD with a "whomper." The aliens flee in disarray back to Polaris and points more distant. An armistice and treaty are signed. Large ugly Vegetable warcraft (each about the size of an asteroid) are permanently posted around the Earth to guard us. The Vegetables give us our freedom, but only if we swear not to be vegetarians. Everyone is Hindu, so this raises some eyebrows; but since all the food is made from rocks anyways, there is no real problem. The Earth promptly breaks up into countries again, and everyone declares non-violent "war." This consists of protesters going to each other's countries and setting themselves on fire; this goes on for quite some time. Human Congress quickly passes a law requiring everyone on Earth, on pain of pinching, to watch Anime Cartoons for at least an hour every day. For some inexplicable reason, the most popular Anime quickly proves to be ..... Marine Boy! A new philosophical school of thought arises that Freddie and the Dreamers were probably the Messiah. So the human race is delivered from tyranny and everyone builds a gigantic Vegetable Heroic Monument in the middle of Tokyo, the symbolic and ceremonial human Capital City. Oho, but in 4000 AD ..... ahh, never mind. Paragraphs? What are those?

:) 2525: If Man is still alive, If Woman can survive, They may find .....; 3000: World's most popular video game is Kumaso Brave Versus Prince Takeru, Dressed As a Woman; 3012: John Travolta is cryogenically unfrozen, and is burned as a Scientologist; 3018: Shintoism and Southern Baptists merge, both accept Pope; 3020: Somebody sneezed; 3028: Euell Gibbons eats coffee table, dies again; 3031: Prince Suro of Gaya descends from heaven inside of an egg enclosed in a box, at the end of a plum-colored cord; the Nine Gan rejoice; 3032, March 23: The hobbits are at Weathertop with Strider; Gandalf is nowhere to be found, and the Nazgul wound Frodo; 3063: Hengist and Horsa invade Kent, at the invitation of Vortigern; 3071: Human race begs the Aliens to come back and conquer them again; the aliens curtly refuse; 3084: Highest rated TV show: the Filipino remake of Amos 'n Andy; 3091: Ambassador from Vegetable World is accidentally pureed in La Machine. Veggies protest. 3105: Columbus is genetically reconstituted; he goes to Cathay and watches Chinese Animes about Chairman Mao's Long March. 3133: The Pope declares that Shiva and Jesus are the same. 3134: Gollum follows the hobbits into the Dead Marshes. 3135: Sauron gets the Ring back, but abdicates the Presidency in favor of Hello Kitty. 3133: Japanese archeologists unearth the tomb of Queen Himiko; when they find she is Korean, they rebury her. 3176: A cover version of "She Wears Short Shorts" tops the Billboard Top 100. 3188: The Second Coming of Jesus Christ; he promptly converts to Shintoism and becomes the Chairman of Honda Corporation.

SERIOUSLY.
INDENT.
YOUR.
PARAGRAPHS.

God, I can only imagine people don't read in the year 3000 after this. I weep for human language.

[djinn]

:crybaby:3200 AD: Indentation and Paragraphs are banned as a Sexcrime. I am not this Clayton, I am no one you ever met before. Sorry about the quote and the blog. I was trying to make the smilies work and I accidentally quoted myself. When I tried to erase it, I turned it into a blog! Boohoohoo, I hate technology! Bring back calligraphy! 3201: Hong Yi, a princely descendant of King Fuchai of Wu and Duke Tai of Zhou, leads the Dongyi people from Jiangsu to Kyushu and marries Konohana, an Emishi of Polynesian descent. He becomes the Duke of Hyuga and changes his name to Honinigi. The Korean king of Izumo rattles his sabers. Wet rice agriculture is instituted. Japanese Iron Age begins. PS - I am a new computer user, I do not know how to indent yet. But I will try to do it in my next post. Don't blame me if it comes out all wrong. Cheez, I've never seen anyone get so excited about indentation in my life! You're like that guy with the white moustache who bites Dr. Elephant's nose in times of stress, and for no apparent reason!

[Caster13]

How's it going Evil_Koala?

[Arnold]

djinn, I have never seen so much text written with so little sense and meaning.

[djinn]

Thank you for your intelligent and discerning criticism, and I'm sure you can do much better. cough cough. I could tell that a lot of ... thought? ... went into what passed for that. Here's some more as a reward for ... uh ... well, here's some more. 3232: A race of Intelligent Stains pollutes the Fabric of the Universe. 3233: King Infomercial of Earth dispatches an army of Tiny Keys to fight the Stains. 3234: The Tiny Keys act as Tiny Keys, to unlock the nasty stains from the Fabric. 3235: Upon their return to Earth, the king rewards the Tiny Keys with a Montgomery Ward Toaster/Popper. 3236: A coalition of Armchair Critics and Uncreative Naysayers takes over Parliament. They enact the Diet of Worms, and they are still eating.

[Old Ape Face]

Djinni?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZiXeR-rkUp3jcylnF72cV3rFf5JDyACv8SCroLDbMxmLX7 axQ&t=1

[Caster13]

Djinni?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZiXeR-rkUp3jcylnF72cV3rFf5JDyACv8SCroLDbMxmLX7 axQ&t=1

You read my mind.

[mega-muffin]

^
wtf is that looks like a digimon

[Jatz]

^
wtf is that looks like a digimon

Google Golden Sun.