Blossom Goodchild channels date of UFO invasion

[Tom Servo]

There are dozens of YouTube videos and forum posts on this floating around.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=october+ufo
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=blossom+goodchild

If you read the post quoted below you might be fooled into thinking the Galactic Federation of Light have come to save us next Tuesday but I, Tom Servo of AnimeNation Forums, can tell you that I have received a message from our space brothers the Pleiadians after sniffing glue that THEY ARE IN REALITY COMING TO DESTROY US but if everyone opens their microwaves the aliens will not be able to invade as their spaceships are powered by microwaves and our microwaves will interfere will their microwaves and then they will pop like popcorn in a microwave.

My Dear brothers and sisters of light, I have just registered on ATS to send you this wonderful news and confirm something great that is about to happen. I am also a channeler for the Pleiadians and Galactic Federation of Light and there is a message I would like to share. I would like to confirm Blossom Good Childs message that I have also received and it’s wonderful news that this year on October 14th the GFL will show up in a super galactic space ship beyond human comprehension in size. I have channeled some of the details about the ship and it will be around 2,000 of our earth miles in diameter and will send loving messages to all the people of the world. This ship will cover entire cities and circle areas of earth for 3 days, no sky will be seen upon it’s arrival for those viewing it and this will cause panic among the masses but we shall not fear because they are here to reveal to the world that it’s time for our awakening, it’s time to realize we are not alone and that we are being watched over by a benevolent group of loving ET’s who look almost identical to us and consider us family in the stars.

They have carefully selected this time to show up and are doing it out of goodwill because of the great evils behind this world that we as humans cannot see for this cause they have decided to take action before it‘s to late, they do love us and care for us like family, they realize most of us our blind to the truths of this world and being controlled by something we do not really fully understand. It’s time to break free from wars, pestilence, famine, poverty, sickness, disease, rich and poor and all the world sufferings that people have purposely caused us. It’s time for us to demand these world afflictions and sufferings stop once and for all so everyone may ascend and properly evolve as the due time of the galactic alignment is coming soon. The help will soon arrive but we need to work together and assure each other not to lose faith, be prepared and spread the word, keep love in your heart, this love is the very light that connects us together with all life and light in the universe.

For this reason our family of light has chosen to come for us in this great time of need because they do know what the rulers of this world who are not even human are about to unleash before a great awakening occurs on the planet and they are here to set us free. These evil rulers have controlled those who rule as puppets and been the very reason for wars, famine, starvation, disease and great sufferings and they do not want the human race to succeed in a great awakening of the soul. They do not want us to learn who we really are and what are true capability is but for those who stand firm in love and light there is no stopping us.

If you are not a believer in any of this please remember I warned you as I have heard their voices personally and know of a surety this will happen. Please follow your heart and at least keep an open mind as they will surely show up as they have promised. When they do maybe then you will see the reality of this and then you can consider that all we have said is true, be prepared in mind and heart as those who rule this world will do all they can to stop you from believing and containing this information.

[f2akid]

I'll stick to the ganja thank you very much.

[Ken-Ohki]

Wow, just wow. My brain's disconnecting on this one

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Oh zugzwang, how I missed your classic posts. Are you going to do that thing where you say Prons and Bernard are parasites from the forth dimension seeking to stop you from exposing the truth again?

[Leader Desslock]

Well, it's good that they're coming on Tuesday, because I heard that on Thursday, the Vogons are supposed to begin work on the hyperspace bypass.

I never could get the hang of Thursdays...

[chibiyume]

is this for reals? or a hoax? i really wanna see this happening anything space related makes me kinda excited. I swear when i was 10 or 11 i saw a huge ufo looking from the bottom it was no airplane it was circling round with lots then i took my eye off of it for 1 sec then poof! :( and i was totally awake cause i was with my mom and dad this was in the van too i just looked out the window by chance.

[Leader Desslock]

She says that an alien craft will appear on the 14th, and that craft will remain in international observation range for no less than three days.

On October 17th, she will either:
1) Provide a reason why the craft failed to appear ("Oh, they meant 2008 in their system of time measurement, which, as it turns out, won't occur until 2,825 AD on Earth... silly me...")

2) Ignore the earlier prediction like it never happened, then go on with business as usual. (see: early Rapture predictions by Charles Russell and Nelson Barbour)

3) Issue a press release that says (paraphrased) "Wow, I was completely wrong. I must have deluded myself something fierce, because I was convinced I was hearing messages from aliens and that this thing was gonna happen. Go figure."


If she's in any way credible, she'll chose #3. I'd put better odds on her winning the lottery, however.

[goddessofanime]

Oh yay. No work for me.







STOP SMOKING CRACK

[Bernard_Monsha]

Well, it's good that they're coming on Tuesday, because I heard that on Thursday, the Vogons are supposed to begin work on the hyperspace bypass.

I never could get the hang of Thursdays...

Lies! The entire fleet will be eaten by a small dog.

[Holy Knight]

Ah, I was wondering when, if ever, we would be graced with a Zugzwang post. This one's top notch, too.

Now, why Tuesday? I hate Tuesdays as much as anybody since they are after Monday and before Wednesday and symbolize the despair of the ritual of work, but I do have an exam on that day.

Why can't alien invasions be conveniently scheduled on Monday mornings? How rude.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... Bacon is good.

[HSaabedra]

... Bacon is good.

Cakon is heaven.

[superplough]

... Bacon is good.

...I agree.

[goddessofanime]

Ham twinkies are the best!

[Bernard_Monsha]

Ham twinkies are the best!

Hamdingers > ham and Twinkies.

For those who are already not aware of pork this chart should help.


http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/mondaymag/ellis/bacon_pig_00_400x300.shkl.jpg

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... somehow, mentioning pork and all of its forms (i.e. bacon) seems to be perfect answer to any argument.

[CrossboneGundam]

She says that an alien craft will appear on the 14th, and that craft will remain in international observation range for no less than three days.

On October 17th, she will either:
1) Provide a reason why the craft failed to appear ("Oh, they meant 2008 in their system of time measurement, which, as it turns out, won't occur until 2,825 AD on Earth... silly me...")

2) Ignore the earlier prediction like it never happened, then go on with business as usual. (see: early Rapture predictions by Charles Russell and Nelson Barbour)

3) Issue a press release that says (paraphrased) "Wow, I was completely wrong. I must have deluded myself something fierce, because I was convinced I was hearing messages from aliens and that this thing was gonna happen. Go figure."


If she's in any way credible, she'll chose #3. I'd put better odds on her winning the lottery, however.

She'll say the UFO didn't appear because it was displeased with the ridicule she received for making the claim in the first place, thus dealing a certain fatal blow to the non-believers.

[Haro!]

New Macbooks and Macbook Pros are set to be announced on Tuesday as well. Coincedence? I think not.

[Tuna]

Well, it's good that they're coming on Tuesday, because I heard that on Thursday, the Vogons are supposed to begin work on the hyperspace bypass.

I never could get the hang of Thursdays...Have towel - will travel...
;3

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Macbook Prons.

At long last, the rest of the species from Planet Prons is ready to arrive. I for one welcome our new curstacean overlords

[Victory]

I've been a big fan of this guy (http://ca.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=rysa5) since he predicted the pleiadian light-giving fifth-dimensional physical form being meta-layer incarnation equinox a year ago.

He has 300 videos featuring himself throwing out new age buzzwords in a monotone voice for 10 minutes in a row each time. Please subscribe to him as to lessen my cognitive dissonance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Prophecy_Fails#Sequence_of_events), thank you.

[Trefellin]

Well, Gary "The Spaceman" Bell has told me that the Illuminati are planning to fake an alien invasion to help create the one world government that will usher in the Antichrist. They want to get us all used to the idea of alien invasions so we'll believe it when they launch their fake alien space craft. That's what all this stuff is. The predictions, all the movies. I know what they're doing. They're brainwashing us, man. I know the truth though, I can see through their lies and manipulation. They've been planning for centuries from the shadows. Planning how they'll bring about the Antichrist to rule the new world order but after that is the end of everything. Armageddon, Ragnarök, the Apocalypse! That's it.

Gary Bell's show is on tonight. Saturday, sometime after 10:00 at night. He doesn't have a set start time so you have to keep checking. You can listen from anywhere in the world.
http://www.640toronto.com/
Just click the "listen live button" near the top in the link around ten or eleven New York time. It's a very entertaining show. He talks about history often and reminds you to question everything you hear from the media.

[SlackerDude]

^To be honest man, I read your post a couple of times and I'm still not entirely sure weather you're being sarcastic or not...

Anyway, don't these things come up like once every 2 or 3 months .. weather it's about the return of christ or the arrival of space aliens on earth?
You'd think people would be less gullible by now...

[Old Ape Face]

... somehow, mentioning pork and all of its forms (i.e. bacon) seems to be perfect answer to any argument.

Noooo Beer is the cause and solution to all life's problems.

[Undrave]

But Tuesday is election night in Canada! I don't want to see the democratic process disturbed by aliens dangit!

[goddessofanime]

Someone go get Mulder and Scully.....

[Old Ape Face]

Find Agent Kay, and his side kick, Agent Billabong, we might need and Intergalactic Kegger here.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Someone go get Mulder and Scully.....

There's no time for that, we have to settle for


Prons and Soluzar

The AN Files

[Broand]

^ with arthur51 as the mutilated dog?

I approve!

[Old Ape Face]

"There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they do...not...know about it!"

:)

(filler).....

[Caster13]

There's no time for that, we have to settle for


Bernard and Desslock

The AN Files

Aliens already have a bad enough impression of us from constantly abducting rednecks over the years. We need some INTELLIGENT people for once. Someone from the government wont do, cause they'll either take them to a couple hangers outside of Vegas or make them think "Wow and we thought that guy with 3 teeth in the trailer was stupid".

[Trefellin]

^To be honest man, I read your post a couple of times and I'm still not entirely sure weather you're being sarcastic or not...


I was being sarcastic. That's the kind of stuff Gary Bell talks about. I listen every Saturday night. He has an interesting manner of speaking and I find his show very entertaining most of the time.

[Caster13]

Alright new forum rule . If your being sarcastic, put *sarcasm* at the end of the sentence.

[Leader Desslock]

Yeah. We'll get right on that.

[superplough]

:O You broke the new rule! Naughty!

[goddessofanime]

Aliens already have a bad enough impression of us from constantly abducting rednecks over the years. We need some INTELLIGENT people for once. Someone from the government wont do, cause they'll either take them to a couple hangers outside of Vegas or make them think "Wow and we thought that guy with 3 teeth in the trailer was stupid".



They anally probed Cartman.

[Bernard_Monsha]

But the intraweb sites talks about the Grey's Agenda (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/shadowlands/6583/et006.html) so it must be true! After all they use the British spelling of gray, so it means they are intelligent and rational.

[CrossboneGundam]

Aliens already have a bad enough impression of us from constantly abducting rednecks over the years. We need some INTELLIGENT people for once. Someone from the government wont do, cause they'll either take them to a couple hangers outside of Vegas or make them think "Wow and we thought that guy with 3 teeth in the trailer was stupid".

Why do you think they abduct rednecks almost exclusively? Think "Deliverance."

[Tom Servo]

But Tuesday is election night in Canada! I don't want to see the democratic process disturbed by aliens dangit!
The candidates you're voting for are aliens.

Alright new forum rule . If your being sarcastic, put *sarcasm* at the end of the sentence.
When it comes to humour, however, there is one cultural myth that just won't die. [...] That's right: "Americans don't do irony." This isn't strictly true. Although it is true that we British do use irony a little more often than our special friends in the US. It's like the kettle to us: it's always on, whistling slyly in the corner of our daily interactions. To Americans, however, it's more like a nice teapot, something to be used when the occasion demands it. This is why an ironic comment will sometimes be met with a perplexed smile by an unwary American. Take this exchange that took place between two friends of mine, one British (B), the other American (A):

B: "I had to go to my grandad's funeral last week."

A: "Sorry to hear that."

B: "Don't be. It was the first time he ever paid for the drinks."

A: "I see."

Now, my American friend was being neither thick nor obtuse here; he simply didn't immediately register the need to bury emotion under humour. This tendency is also apparent in our differing use of disclaimers. When Americans use irony, they will often immediately qualify it as being so, with a jovial "just kidding", even if the statement is outrageous and plainly ironic. For instance...

A: "If you don't come out tonight, I'm going to have you shot... just kidding."
It seems the same is true of sarcasm.

[Trefellin]

It seems the same is true of sarcasm.

Possibly, but you do come across individuals on the internet who shatter your perception of what is obviously sarcasm.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Well I expect the sky to darken over Alabama because a 2000 mile wide UFO is supposed to hover above it.

[CrossboneGundam]

Well I expect the sky to darken over Alabama because a 2000 mile wide UFO is supposed to hover above it.

I would think it would darken because of all the fat rednecks being lifted into the sky by those chubby-chaser aliens.

[Tidusauron12]

I would think it would darken because of all the fat rednecks being lifted into the sky by those chubby-chaser aliens.

It's really a combination of both.

[Leader Desslock]

Hey... wait... isn't it already October 14th in England?

What's up, London? Where are those spaceship pics? And don't just post screencaps from "Aliens Of London", because I'm a Doctor Who fan and I know about the Slitheen.

[CrossboneGundam]

Hey... wait... isn't it already October 14th in England?

What's up, London? Where are those spaceship pics? And don't just post screencaps from "Aliens Of London", because I'm a Doctor Who fan and I know about the Slitheen.

Not that it would matter since the new Doctor Who's CG is about as good as the old Doctor Who's low-budget cardboard props.

[Caster13]

I would think it would darken because of all the fat rednecks being lifted into the sky by those chubby-chaser aliens.

So the aliens goal is to rid the world of rednecks? NICE!!:w00t: GO ALIENS!! Take the Scientologists and Trekkies while your at it!!


The world would be a much better place without them. We can only dream...:rolleyes:

[Jon]

I ate a chicken sandwich today :)

[CrossboneGundam]

So the aliens goal is to rid the world of rednecks? NICE!!:w00t: GO ALIENS!! Take the Scientologists and Trekkies while your at it!!


The world would be a much better place without them. We can only dream...:rolleyes:

No, their goal is to continue to stick things in their butts, as has been standard alien practice since the 1950s.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... i had corned beef and biscuits. still no giant ship on the horizon. must GMT time. stupid time zones.

[taily]

It was 2:09pm GMT when you posted that, so no.

But the intraweb sites talks about the Grey's Agenda (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/shadowlands/6583/et006.html) so it must be true! After all they use the British spelling of gray, so it means they are intelligent and rational.

We spell it gray too*

*I think

[The Million Dollar Prons]

P.S. who is blossom good child?

[taily]

Don't pretend you don't know, prons YOU SAW WHAT SHE DID THAT NIGHT.


the truth behind dr. Blacks murder is slowly revealed

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Don't pretend you don't know, prons YOU SAW WHAT SHE DID THAT NIGHT

You're right I did.


Is she British? Is she related to Luna Lovegood? How come all British people have names that describe their personality? I expect like the most evil person in Britian is named "Adrian McKickDogs."

[Tom Servo]

.HOLY SMOKES TURN ON THE NEWS!

[Ikari Warrior]

Any updates on the channeling chick, since the aliens aren't coming?

[Broand]

2^Oh shi.....

[Leader Desslock]

She lives in Australia, so even giving the Federation of Light the benefit of arriving in that time zone...

Nope, it's the 15th over there.

No sky ships? You could knock me down with a feather, I am just that surprised.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I bet she's going to say "THey stopped the invasion just to discredit me and lull the human race to a false sense of security!"

[Bernard_Monsha]

She lives in Australia, so even giving the Federation of Light the benefit of arriving in that time zone...

Nope, it's the 15th over there.

No sky ships? You could knock me down with a feather, I am just that surprised.

No 2000 mile long spaceship over Alabama today, of course still 10 hours to go.:lol:

[Caster13]

If it's 2000 miles long then it might pass over Arizona as well. Maybe Nevada too, and that state has Area 51, so that would be pretty damn interesting.

[Broand]

I am thoroughly disappointed. Poor show.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... we are not amused.

We've flattened their fingers
We branded their buns
Nothing is working
Send in the nuns!

[Bernard_Monsha]

Only a full moon, no giant spaceship in the sky, no Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds spoken by Shatner either. :( It has been a sad day in the days of twonky new age predictions.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...watching the HISTORY OF THE WORLD, part 1 is by far more interesting.

next up, BLAZING SADDLES.

"i get no kick, from champagne. Mere alcohol, doesn't thrill me at all..."

[Shiroiyuki]

Okay, so the 14th is almost over -- where the hell is my glorious rapture? Where is my promised land?

Where are my many man-minions to fawn over the Greatness which is Me? Okay, so that last part wasn't exactly predicted...but still. Where are my man-minions?

DESSLOCK! COME HITHER!

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... the mighty desslok reduced to a man-minion.

tsk. tsk.

at least it's Shiro.

[Caster13]

This reminds me of an episode of CSI where a bunch of college kids commit suicide during a meteor shower believing they will leave their inferior bodies behind (something like that)to join the aliens that will be near Earth during the meteor shower in a better place.X_x

Simply put, they're bat **** insane. As this lady is.


EDIT: Also, someone should tell Tom Cruise he missed his flight.

[Bernard_Monsha]

This reminds me of an episode of CSI where a bunch of college kids commit suicide during a meteor shower believing they will leave their inferior bodies behind (something like that)to join the aliens that will be near Earth during the meteor shower in a better place.X_x.

That actually happened. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Humphrey) <_<

Just because I hate you guys here is Blossom Goodchild.

http://www.blossomgoodchild.com/picts/blossompic02.jpg


Were is your Federation of Light now?!

[Old Ape Face]

And how old is this person?

[Leader Desslock]

These things are supposed to be around for three days, so I'm sure we'll all get plenty of chances to see them. I mean, sure, all the stars are visible in the Arizona sky tonight, completely unobscured by any fleets of extra-terrestrial vessels, but I'm sure they'll be blocked out tomorrow, right?

Any word from the Goodchild camp or her followers yet? Just curious.

[Tom Servo]

Any word from the Goodchild camp or her followers yet? Just curious.
Not yet. Though Blossom has made her blog invite-only now whereas yesterday it was open to all.

[Caster13]

That actually happened. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Humphrey) <_<

I knew about the Heaven's Gate cult long before I saw that episode.

And that woman is a damn hippie. A look at her name proves it. Probably took too much acid or something. In fact many predictions throughout history were influenced by narcotics and intoxication. An oracle in classical Greece made predictions to people for many years. However there is natural gas coming out of the ground where she was, so she was probably high.

[goddessofanime]

The Heaven's Gate cult...they were the ones that had the purple Nikes and bald heads right? Ooooh boy that leader of theirs was weird.

[Jon]

Blossom Goldchild looks like a lesbian! Kinda ironic...

[taily]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm4v8ylAxTc

Her latest video, this should be good :devil: