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taily
October 9th, 2008, 11:05 AM
I didn't know whether to put it here or in the jap culture forums, but seeing as this doesn't really concern japanese culture itself, just something that happened in the country, I decided on here. Mods feel free to move this if you believe it doesn't belong here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1DBuFgt_Ug

Wow, Just wow. This is awesome but at the same time, there's the monkey's happiness to be taken into account.
GreatNekoKoneko
October 9th, 2008, 11:13 AM
...why i never. next thing you know, there's gonna be a monkey kissa in Osaka.
RecentMidget
October 9th, 2008, 11:33 AM
interesting
VidelCoolGirl
October 10th, 2008, 01:41 AM
God, that is idiotic.
DeathlyMoonGoddess
October 10th, 2008, 01:57 AM
That's rather odd, but also very interesting.
SlackerDude
October 11th, 2008, 10:21 AM
That old guy just said those monkeys are better than his kids on national television :O ... .......... ...... He's so awesome!
Old Ape Face
October 11th, 2008, 10:25 AM
OMG that's so cute!!! I mean Adorable i mean, PETA you bastard.
goddessofanime
October 11th, 2008, 01:34 PM
Ew.

What if a monkey poos or pees in your meal?
Old Ape Face
October 11th, 2008, 01:35 PM
Ew.

What if a monkey poos or pees in your meal?

I'm sure they are paper trained, or they called Bruce Almighty and they actually use the restrooms.
Chidori Raikiri
October 11th, 2008, 01:41 PM
So... They're able to take down requests and forward them to the chefs? I fail to see how monkeys make better waiters than humans. Paying them in peanuts would be rather efficient on the budget, though.

Anyhow, those are awesome.
Ken-Ohki
October 11th, 2008, 01:53 PM
I've always wanted monkeys as employees somewhere but couldn't figure what actions monkeys could perform that wouldn't sicken people. This is the greatest thing ever
GreatNekoKoneko
October 11th, 2008, 05:28 PM
...does anybody remember that movie "OUTBREAK"? what started that viral strain again? oh dear... my memory doesn't seem to be that good...
goddessofanime
October 11th, 2008, 05:34 PM
What if the monkey like humps you or something, like Ross's pet did on 'Friends'?
Caster13
October 11th, 2008, 05:37 PM
Monkeys could be used for working in fast food. The intelligence level of them and workers in a lot of Burger Kings is basically the same.


Somebody sig this. please.
Bernard_Monsha
October 11th, 2008, 06:22 PM
What if the monkey like humps you or something, like Ross's pet did on 'Friends'?

I would be more worried about bites. Monkeys are mean as hell and can break skin when they feel like biting their owners (all monkeys bite their owners).


Monkeys could be used for working in fast food. The intelligence level of them and workers in a lot of Burger Kings is basically the same.


Somebody sig this. please.

Giggling at your own perceived wit explains why Burger King disqualified your application.
taily
October 12th, 2008, 12:04 PM
Somebody sig this. please.

Done! :D :D :D

BTW Bernard owned you :D :D
Caster13
October 12th, 2008, 12:46 PM
Please don't sig that.
taily
October 12th, 2008, 01:02 PM
Please make your mind up.
Caster13
October 12th, 2008, 01:05 PM
no sig at all.
The Million Dollar Prons
October 14th, 2008, 08:04 AM
no sig at all.

I think it's hilarious you asked for someone to sig you post and then they sigged it and you're all "no sigging thanks."
Old Ape Face
October 14th, 2008, 08:10 AM
Porns I think he wants us to sig this part.
Monkeys could be used for working in fast food. The intelligence level of them and workers in a lot of Burger Kings is basically the same.

Which is not even accurate, I mean monkeys certainly can clean the establishment, but if you ask someone at Burger king for a Big Mac, they will look at the menu in confusion. If you asked a Monkey, he would throw poo at you.
Caster13
October 14th, 2008, 01:41 PM
Porns I think he wants us to sig this part.


Which is not even accurate, I mean monkeys certainly can clean the establishment, but if you ask someone at Burger king for a Big Mac, they will look at the menu in confusion. If you asked a Monkey, he would throw poo at you.

My friend worked at Burger King. After finding out about that place, poo is only a few steps away from that food. Trust me, you don't want to know how that food is made. I haven't eaten there since.:|
The Million Dollar Prons
October 14th, 2008, 01:43 PM
My friend worked at Burger King. After finding out about that place, poo is only a few steps away from that food. Trust me, you don't want to know how that food is made. I haven't eaten there since.:|


It surely can't be scarier than how I prepare food in my own home
Old Ape Face
October 14th, 2008, 01:51 PM
My friend worked at Burger King. After finding out about that place, poo is only a few steps away from that food. Trust me, you don't want to know how that food is made. I haven't eaten there since.:|

I heard Mcdonalds is worse, and I like BK more then MD so I can't really complain about it.

Wendie's on the other hand...

My point is Monkey's would understand there is no Big Mac on a Burger King Menu, doing so would result in a poo fling.
Caster13
October 14th, 2008, 01:56 PM
It surely can't be scarier than how I prepare food in my own home

You have Chinese mail order brides cook it for you, right?