Nepal apoints 3yrd old as living goddess

[ZeroRyoko1974]

Nepal appointed a 3yr old as a living goddess (don't they know that you don't appoint goddesses they either come out of mirrors, tvs, bathtubs, or just declare it themselves).
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081007/ap_on_re_as/as_nepal_living_goddess;_ylt=AhxPpjKdwJi ztGv5qsvaLM0UewgF

[Jia]

The living goddess must have perfect hair, eyes, teeth and skin with no scars, and should not be afraid of the dark.
:( Aww...there went my chance. I don't like dark places.

[Leader Desslock]

(don't they know that you don't appoint goddesses they either come out of mirrors, tvs, bathtubs, or just declare it themselves).
Let's not forget camera lenses, the medium of choice for my favorite goddess, whose service is the best in heaven.

Then you've got Lind, who just drops straight out of the Gate. No style, that one.

[Ken-Ohki]

Uh .... this is very common why'd this hit the news? They had one of their goddesses go to Washington DC and she lost her divinity because she wasn't supposed to leave the country but while she was in the US she was still technically a goddess. It's the first time I know of that a goddess has visited our nations capital.

[taily]

Poor kid. That's just mean.

[DavenIII]

:( Aww...there went my chance. I don't like dark places.

I see what you did there :P

[CrossboneGundam]

This isn't new. You apparently weren't around when they revoked some little girl's "divine" status in response to her taking a trip to America.

[goddessofanime]

Stupid Kid Stole My Title.

:p

[germanturkey]

don't look like Belldandy


/fail

[Jia]

I see what you did there :P

:devil: Who moi?
I think I would of lost it at " being put in a dark room with demonic dancers and several dead heads of animals" :cool:

[The Million Dollar Prons]

That's interesting, because I was appointed as a godess too when I was younger. :|

[Jia]

Goddess of what exactly Prons?

[Caster13]

I don't know how people are in Nepal, but if that happened anywhere else that girl would end up V-A-I-N.

The living goddess must have perfect hair, eyes, teeth and skin with no scars, and should not be afraid of the dark.

We usually just say that the girl is really ****ing hot. Goddess is only sometimes used for the ones that are unusually hot.

As a final test, the living goddess must spend a night alone in a room among the heads of ritually slaughtered goats and buffaloes without showing fear.

.......whoa.O_O Ok there goes my way of thinking out of a 120 story window.:blink:

[KabukiSaMuRaI]

That's interesting, because I was appointed as a godess too when I was younger. :|

It might have something to do with Prons' valley girl impression.

[KabukiSaMuRaI]

:( Aww...there went my chance. I don't like dark places.

FEAR factor anyone?
A little white lie in this case wouldn't do any harm; am I wrong? :naughty:

:devil: Who moi?
I think I would of lost it at " being put in a dark room with demonic dancers and several dead heads of animals" :cool:

It's too soon for white hair. I wonder if they are old enough to be afraid of such a thing. It may be a common thing in their culture.

Demonic dancers...seems a little overkill. I don't blame you one bit. :P

This isn't new. You apparently weren't around when they revoked some little girl's "divine" status in response to her taking a trip to America.

Dually noted.

[Magami No ER]

We usually just say that the girl is really ****ing hot. Goddess is only sometimes used for the ones that are unusually hot.


Um....they're referring to the three year old herself. o.o

[superplough]

goddessofanime is the only goddess for me

[Rain]

We usually just say that the girl is really ****ing hot. Goddess is only sometimes used for the ones that are unusually hot.

Okay, the girl is three... Mr. Pedophile.

[earsofdoom]

I've seen stranger.... i mean America appointed bush as a president.

[Rain]

I've seen stranger.... i mean America appointed bush as a president.

Yeah, you fail for attempting to turn this thread into a political "I HAET BUSH" thread.

[SlackerDude]

You guys better not be laughing at Nepal. ... Those people are spiritually enlightened!



:rolleyes: :lol:

[Caster13]

Okay, the girl is three... Mr. Pedophile.

Um, no. I wasn't talking about the 3 year old. I was referring to ADULT women, cause here in America we don't call kids goddesses.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Um, no. I wasn't talking about the 3 year old. I was referring to ADULT women, cause here in America we don't call kids goddesses.

No we call them loud and smelly.

Just like it said in Jurassic park, "Kids smell." I love it when movies insult the target audiance.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Um, no. I wasn't talking about the 3 year old. I was referring to ADULT women, cause here in America we don't call kids goddesses.

... for a moment there, i thought you were referring to Goddessofanime.

[Caster13]

That movie gave me nightmares for like 6 months.:| Loved the movie, wasn't scared by it, but I just got nightmares.

[Jae Hoon]

This is nothing new, they do the samething for the Dali Llama.

[xia]

As a final test, the living goddess must spend a night alone in a room among the heads of ritually slaughtered goats and buffaloes without showing fear.

That is fantastic.

[Caster13]

^Sarcasm never does translate well on the internet.

What's even worse is that they almost never get married or anything. Plus their social skills are very poor when they go back into regular society. Which is to be suspected, due to being worshiped almost your entire life.

[goddessofanime]

^Sarcasm never does translate well on the internet.

What's even worse is that they almost never get married or anything. Plus their social skills are very poor when they go back into regular society. Which is to be suspected, due to being worshiped almost your entire life.

I wouldn't exactly say the Dalai Lama is socially retarded.

[Caster13]

There's definitely enormous cultural differences. That can't be argued. So I can see how the girl will turn out differently than what another girl would turn out to be in Western countries.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...on the other hand, it's gonna look REALLY good on her resume when she applies for a job.

[Caster13]

That's gotta be awesome!

However due to the caste system it doesn't work like that. Otherwise she'd be able to land almost any job possible. Kind of like ex-Playboy bunnies.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

That's gotta be awesome!

However due to the caste system it doesn't work like that. Otherwise she'd be able to land almost any job possible. Kind of like ex-Playboy bunnies.

... who says ex-playboy bunnies can't get a job. they do jobs all the time ... in back alleys. for crack. and cheesburgers.

[Caster13]

I meant that they CAN get jobs. All it takes is for them to go into an office building to apply for a job, and I'm sure that plenty of people would recognize her (even though that particular page is stuck together now). Then all they have to do is just fill out a resume and she'll get hired (if she can spell her name).

Of course a Mt. Everest sized pile of sexual harassment complaints would pile up in absolutely no time.

[Jia]

I don't know how people are in Nepal, but if that happened anywhere else that girl would end up V-A-I-N.


The article got me curious about what happened to the girls who end up finished as a living goddess. They usually

a) Usually end up un-married as it's considered unlucky for a living man to marry a kumari (living goddess) former or otherwise
b) Hard for the girl to adapt back to real life - because she has been treated like a goddess for most of her life she wouldn't understand family bonds, cooking,cleaning and friends her age.
c) End up un-educated. Only until recently (like 2-3 kumaris ago) were Kumaris not given an education. Only until the parents of the 3rd last one made a protest to their monarch at time did they get any basic education rights.

Phew, Mouthful.:naughty:

FEAR factor anyone?
A little white lie in this case wouldn't do any harm; am I wrong? :naughty:


True...but my sanity or being a goddess. I know which one I'd pick.



Demonic dancers...seems a little overkill. I don't blame you one bit. :P


:P
It's probably Prons in a mask or something lol. I hope they don't smell as bad as the dead heads.

[KabukiSaMuRaI]

The article got me curious about what happened to the girls who end up finished as a living goddess. They usually

a) Usually end up un-married as it's considered unlucky for a living man to marry a kumari (living goddess) former or otherwise
b) Hard for the girl to adapt back to real life - because she has been treated like a goddess for most of her life she wouldn't understand family bonds, cooking,cleaning and friends her age.
c) End up un-educated. Only until recently (like 2-3 kumaris ago) were Kumaris not given an education. Only until the parents of the 3rd last one made a protest to their monarch at time did they get any basic education rights.

Phew, Mouthful.:naughty:

Your efforts haven't gone unnoticed. That was a lot of info...:bow:


True...but my sanity or being a goddess. I know which one I'd pick.

The choice of champions!

:P
It's probably Prons in a mask or something lol. I hope they don't smell as bad as the dead heads.

It's almost cruel...but there may be some truth in that. ^_^ The Goddess had to show no fear...the issue of the smell has not been addressed by the panel as of yet. Poor girl. ;)

[goddessofanime]

You think it'd be good luck to marry an ex-goddess.

[Caster13]

You think it'd be good luck to marry an ex-goddess.

Same here.

[Jia]

Not if they were female. I'm not 100% but I think it's one of those culture things where women aren't as valued as much as men.

[fujyoshi]

too much phail D: this is more phail then the story about the lady that suid the shampoo company because it turned her blond hair brown.

[Jia]

too much phail D: this is more phail then the story about the lady that suid the shampoo company because it turned her blond hair brown.
Funny you say that...my hair went blonde. :P

[KabukiSaMuRaI]

You think it'd be good luck to marry an ex-goddess.

I would tend to think the same thing....why would anyone think otherwise?

Not if they were female. I'm not 100% but I think it's one of those culture things where women aren't as valued as much as men.

That is very reasonable...although I too am not familiar with their customs or views on the female role in everyday society. It beats what other cultures do to their girls....^_^

too much phail D: this is more phail then the story about the lady that suid the shampoo company because it turned her blond hair brown.

Parts of my hair turn blond at various times of the year.

[xia]

^Sarcasm never does translate well on the internet.




If you could see that I had attempted sarcasm, then it obviously translated on some level.